Subtitle of this chapter: A joke and a bunch of religions

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"On March 2, 1921, Mr. Yuan Yanshu accompanied Shi Zhaoji, then Minister of the Republic of China to the United States, on a journey from New York to Washington. He met three famous World War II generals on the train, George Smith Patton Jr., Henry Harry Arnold and Cao Linsheng."

"At that time, they talked about religious issues during the chat. Mr. Yuan was very dissatisfied with the opposition to evolution by American fundamentalists at that time. So he improvised, invented the flying pasta monster (flyingspaghettimonster) in front of three officers, and also "founded" the flying pasta school."

"Of course, this was originally a satirical sarcasm to foolish believers. But beyond Yuan Yanshu's own expectations, under the 'revelation' of his Feimian Sect, many 'emerging religions' that were learned from and even copied the 'doctrines' of Feimian Sect..."

——Excerpt from "The Protestant Wave caused by a joke"

"Gentlemen, don't laugh. This is a very serious matter!"

Seeing such a very delicious "god", the three officers and even the waiter next to them couldn't help laughing.

Our Master Yuan said seriously with a stern face: "Gentlemen, who can deny that I have obtained the statue of my Lord under the apocalypse?"

"Okay, okay, we won't laugh anymore, haha..." Major Patton was the most happy one among them. He asked with a smile, "So Mr. Yuan, what kind of apocalypse have you obtained?"

Yuan Yan suddenly put down the basin in her hand, put her fingers crossed on the table, and said solemnly as if she was praying: "At first, the invisible and unimaginable flying spaghetti monster created the world after a serious alcoholism..."

"Wait, Mr. Yuan." Captain Arnold asked while wiping the corners of his eyes, "Why is it after a serious alcoholism?"

Master Yuan casually said, "Mr. Captain, if my God was not drunk, how could He create a world full of flaws?"

"Lafayetteronaldhubbard, a science fiction writer born in Nebraska in 1911, is famous in the United States for "The Earth Killing Field". However, he has a more prominent identity, that is, the leader of the Scientology."

"However, it is interesting that he is also a fanatical admirer of Mr. Yuan Yanshu, a sense of 'disciple'. Herbert had a lot of experience when he was young. He traveled with his parents in Asia and the Pacific region at a very young age. When he was 16 years old, he also visited China in 1927 (author's note: this is the historical fact). There he met Mr. Yuan Yanshu, who had become a master of neoclassical liberalism at that time."

"At that time, Mr. Yuan was very active in Shanghai, and he spent almost all day fighting with (the sensitive word "we") in the concession newspapers... However, he had close ties with political and military personnel from the United States and Japan, and he had always been surrounded by Marines from these two countries as bodyguards. So there is still a certain guarantee of personal safety."

"During this period, they met at the cocktail party of the US Consulate in Shanghai and became friends of age. It was also with Mr. Yuan's encouragement that Herbert embarked on the road of science fiction novel creation. But Yuan Yanshu's most fascinated by this young man was his 'superpower'."

"Mr. Yuan is probably the greatest amateur magician ever. No one can crack his own "mind reading" magic until the 21st century. However, at that time and even today, many people still think that Yuan Yan has extraordinary powers, such as mind reading, predictive ability, great appetite, and strong food, you know."

"Among these people, if Lafitte Ron Herbert is not the most influential one, he will definitely be the one with the greatest influence."

"With the outbreak of World War II, he entered the U.S. Navy as a lieutenant and an anti-submarine light frigate commander. He was injured in the war, his left eye was blind and his legs were lame. In 1945, he was diagnosed with lifelong disability. However, by applying the spiritual theory he learned from Master Yuan, he was able to not only help other military friends, but also restore his own health. (Author's note: In addition to Master Yuan, historical facts are like this."

"But then, he began to get over the fire. In 1955, he wrote a book that claimed that Mr. Yuan Yanshu was an alien. In the book, Mr. Yuan once admitted in front of him that he was actually an observer of stellar No. 340 from the m78 nebula. In the Neolithic Age ten thousand years ago, Yuan Yanshu came to Earth in the form of a human, with the purpose of making orbital maps. His alien name was translated into English as...Sevin-Ultraman."

"But Seven-Five million years ago, Znu (xenu or xemu), the leader of the Galaxy Alliance (galactic confederacy), ruled 26 stars and 76 planets, including Earth (the Earth was named Teegeeack at the time). In order to solve the problem of overpopulation, Znu sent billions of aliens to volcanoes everywhere on Earth. Then, Znu detonated a nuclear bomb and killed the aliens. The remaining spiritual bodies were the main reasons for the mental harm to humans."

"In order not to let these alien spiritual bodies exterminate the new human civilization, Mr. Yuan Yanshu, no, it was Seven-Ultraman who resolutely stayed on the earth. That's why he wrote the book "This Man from the Crypt" which caused such a big storm under the pen name "This Man from the Future" in the 1930s. In fact, this is Mr. Yuan's metaphor for his identity. So the name of the book written by Herbert is "The Man from the M78 Nebula".

"And the leader of the Galaxy Alliance Znu is actually the 'flying pasta monster' in Mr. Yuan Yanshu's joke."

"In the book, Herbert declared that he was the eldest disciple of Mr. Yuan Yanshu. He had mastered the method of freeing all mankind from suffering. This method, he called 'Dianeti', and dianetics was a Greek variant, meaning through the soul. Because he said 'Dianeti was a science of modern mental health, he named his sect 'Science'."

"In fact, in addition to him, there are also some people who have also gained inspiration from the Feitian Pasta Monster Cult and founded many strange emerging religions. Among these sects, Mr. Yuan Yanshu and Ultraman Saiwen were either regarded as great prophets or were called the first apostles."

"Since the 1960s, the Tsunya Production Institute, founded by the Japanese special photographer Hideji Tsunya, filmed a series of science fiction series with Ultraman as the main character. So wearing a tight leather jacket with two shiny yellow eyes, the image of a giant worshipped by some emerging religions."
Chapter completed!