Chapter 236 Grand Marshal End(1/2)
Subtitle of this chapter: Orcs... and JAPS must die!
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"How about it! How about it!! How about it!!"
They came to a wooden platform, and underneath it were countless orientals shouting slogans and shaking flags.
Many of these oriental people were wearing strange clothes, which seemed to be called "kimono", so he knew at a glance that the Japanese were cheering to him.
MacArthur looked up in the distance and found that he should be in a big city, a big city that had been ravaged. He saw construction sites everywhere, countless buildings that were tilted and burned black, and large craters that had not yet been filled.
"God..."
He grabbed Dr. Yuan beside him and blurted out, "Location? Time?"
"Douglas, this time it's Hibiya Park in Tokyo."
Hibiya Park is located just south of the Jichou Bridge where the Japanese Emperor lives. The park’s reputation is no less than Central Park in New York and Hyde Park in London.
During the Russo-Japanese War in 1905, the casualties and losses of the Japanese side far exceeded the Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895, but the benefits obtained were far behind those obtained in the Sino-Japanese War of 1895. And Japan also gave up the requirement of war reparations in the Peace Treaty of Portsmouth.
Therefore, the Japanese people protested at Hibiya Park on the day of the contract, and the famous Hibiya beating broke out. In addition to protesting the "cowardly and incompetent" Kaitaro's cabinet, they also protested as "regulators" the US imperialist.
However, after World War II in that time, the Matsumoto Building in Hibiya Park became the dormitory area of the American Imperial Division...
History is really very popular.
Master Yuan, who was still wearing a military uniform without a military rank, rolled his eyes on his chest this time, said unhappy: "This time is 1951..."
The Medal of Honor is the highest military medal of honor in the United States of America. The winner must "take risks his life to show extraordinary courage and fearlessness in the battle with the enemy of the United States."
It is the only medal that cannot be legally traded in the United States. It is also illegal for non-obtainers to wear it in public. Violators may be fined and imprisoned for no more than 1 year under Chapter 18, Section 33, 704 of the United States Code.
Mr. Yuan Yanshu "rising his life" as a civilian, "displaying extraordinary bravery and fearlessness" because he "had a great honor to the general commander of the United States" because he "risk his life" as a civilian. He said that with the consent of the US Congress, his friend Commander Roosevelt awarded him this honor as the commander-in-chief of the three armies.
Therefore, he is also the only person in history who has not officially participated in the US military but has won the Medal of Honor!
But before the yellow American hero could finish speaking, MacArthur interrupted him.
The Marshal, who took office as the marshal for the third time, pointed to the little dwarfs who shouted to him long live, and asked stutterly: "You, you, didn't you just say that the Japanese are our enemies?!"
"Hell! Hell! Hell!!!"
Our Master Yuan opened his eyes wide and complained: "My Lord Marshal of Japan, are you still here?!"
"Douglas, I've told you several times. This is the Japanese!" He said naturally, "As long as you beat them, be afraid of killing them, and be cruel, don't say you shout "Banya" to you, it's nothing strange if you shout "Ou Dousang" or even "Oujisang"..."
Dr. Yuan pulled his sleeve and said, "Look, our 'friend' Hirohito is here too. He gave it to you as a marshal. By the way, he is the Emperor of Japan. You won't forget this, right?"
"The Emperor of Japan?" MacArthur, who was still unable to figure out the situation, couldn't help but ask: "Why did he signify me as Marshal?"
Our Master Yuan chuckled and said, "Of course, my Grand Marshal of the Great Japanese Empire is flattering you. I hope you don't put him on the list of war criminals. He also hopes that you and I will advise Washington to maintain Japan's unification..."
“The unification of Japan?!”
"Yes, Douglas. You should know that the Japanese Red Army supported by the Soviets occupied Hokkaido. According to the polar bears' urinary nature of eating only and not irritating, it is probably difficult for them to vomit."
"Japan has the Red Army?"
Dr. Yuan shrugged and said, "Yes, Douglas. If you are a Japanese Kwantung Army, then did you choose to be a prisoner of war in Siberia or return to Hokkaido to be a Red Army?"
"Well..." MacArthur shook his head and said, "Dr. Yuan, please continue."
"Our chairman is now unable to stand firm in Taiwan. He wants to regard the Four Kingdoms and Kyushu as his revival base, or to be precise, a place of foothold... I have to say that this is a very imaginative idea."
Of course, the most imaginative person in this world is our Tao.
"Of course, no matter what, you are the commander-in-chief of the Allied Allied Forces in Japan, so you are the real master of the four islands of Japan now!"
"MacArthur! And Yuan Jun..."
When MacArthur, who heard the greeting, turned his eyes and saw a middle-aged dwarf with eyes and beard walking towards them.
This Tiannao Heika not only looked respectful, but also bowed 90 degrees as soon as he came over and said humbly: "Two Your Excellencies, Hirohito is in panic..."
"Your Majesty, we are all old friends, don't be so polite." Dr. Yuan interrupted his words with a smile and asked anxiously, "Your Majesty, how is the matter I told you?"
Hirohito's face flashed with anger, and he took a deep breath before asking calmly: "Yuan Jun, do you mean you want to build a villa in Jiuduanban? Don't you think this is a bit..."
“Isn’t it auspicious?”
"Unlucky?" Master Yuan said unhappy, "Your Majesty, I am an atheist. I never care about any auspicious or unhappy."
He sneered and said, "Your Majesty, you won't be reluctant to give up the land of Yasukuni Shrine to make a villa for me, right?"
"You...hahaha..." Hirohito, who was full of anger, suddenly burst into laughter, "You Chinese people say that the emperor dies in the country, so I, the Japanese emperor, will die for my country in front of my people today!"
Dr. Yuan's face changed drastically, and he took a step back and shouted with a timid and cowardly voice: "Baga, what are you going to do?"
"What am I going to do?!"
"Yebang..."
The Japanese Emperor pulled out a bright and shiny sword from somewhere and shouted loudly: "Die!"
"Brush!"
He held the knife in both hands and slashed...
"..." Our Master Yuan slowly turned around and said to MacArthur's solemn, "Douglas, don't believe in JAPS!"
JAPS is not the abbreviation of Japanese, but a derogatory term. This is composed of two words: Japan + Apes, translated into Chinese as Japanese monkey.
"Plop!"
His head fell down and the body fell to the ground.
"Gululu..."
Dr. Yuan's handsome head rolled to Hirohito's feet.
"Sbalasi!"
The Japanese emperor bent down and picked up his head, raised it high, and shouted loudly.
And this sound is naturally: "The enemy is ashamed! I will take off her clothes!"
Unfortunately, MacArthur is not familiar with Japanese and has never played the Glorious Wushuang series, so he doesn't understand the meaning of this famous line, but he knows that his "enemy general" will be "taken" by others soon.
Hirohito turned his head and turned his eyes to him, and a fierce light flashed in his eyes. He rushed towards him with a knife in one hand and the other with his head in the other.
MacArthur used to touching the gun around his waist, but he would not bring any pistols in his marshal's dress.
Unarmed, he had to turn around and run away, but behind him was the edge of the platform. At this time, he didn't care whether he was tall or not, and jumped down...
"Damn it!"
The marshal landed safely, but he found that the Japanese around him were staring at him fiercely. They were as calm as sheep and now they have become hideous wolves!
These Japanese approached him step by step...
“FXCK JAPS!”
"Dear, what's wrong with you?!"
"FXCK..." A pretty face appeared in MacArthur's eyes, a pretty face of a reassuring white woman.
Ms. Brooks asked anxiously, "Dear, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, but..." He immediately checked the surrounding environment and found that he had finally returned to the mansion on Fifth Avenue, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
But he immediately remembered another important thing and couldn't help but ask anxiously: "How many years are it now?"
"How many years..." The Queen of Star Coin, who had experienced this, showed an understanding smile and said: "Dear, please rest assured. It is 1921 now, and you just wandered to your river of destiny."
"River of Destiny?!"
Ms Brooks explained: "Yes, this is one of the benefits of our official SCP Foundation members. You can wander through your river of destiny and a clip of your future that is crucial to you!"
MacArthur hesitated and said, "But I am not a member of your SCP Foundation."
"Dear, look at your hands..." Queen Xingcoin pointed at his hand, "Is there any tokens from the SCP Foundation there."
"According to Lord Fool... Oh, that's what Dr. Yuan said. Not everyone can be a formal member of the SCP Foundation. If you can't enter your own river of destiny, then he can't make you a formal member."
"But as long as you can enter the river of your own destiny, there will be a magical power in the dark, accepting you as a member of our SCP Foundation!"
MacArthur has found that there is really something in his hand. Naturally, it is a tarot card that looks like parchment is actually made of polymer materials, and the card is...
"By the way, where is Dr. Yuan?"
He casually put the weird tarot card into his pocket. At this time, he realized that there were only two of them in the living room, so he asked.
"I'm so terrible..." Ms. Brooks bit her red lips and said, "A little accident happened. He fainted just now, and now he is resting in the guest room."
"Accident? I want to see him!"
"Okay, he said he was waiting for you."
The two left the living room and came to the guest room not far away.
"Dr. Yuan, you..."
Seeing the pale and handsome little face of the yellow man lying on the bed, MacArthur realized in his heart that Dr. Yuan was always sick because of the use of this magical ability.
To be continued...