Chapter 728 [Big Devil, I will never share the sky with you! 】(6K)(2/3)
"Snow Mountain, rush."
A barbarian, wrapped in animal skins like hair and drinking blood, raised the big bone club in his hand, shouted angrily and then took the lead in charging. His face was full of the tragic sound of the wind rustling and the water cold.
It has to be said that even though Daxue Mountain has been at a disadvantage many times in its battles with the Immortal Dynasty, their fierce and fearless aura is exactly what they need to be able to compete with their opponent.
He didn't move before, just because he didn't want to give others an advantage in vain. Besides, there are people from the Immortal Dynasty in the coalition army, why should he let him die? Although it is just a little clever, he is better than Leng Tou Qing in the end.
But now that the higher-ups are speaking behind the scenes, the cleverness has to be put aside. Just die. After fighting bravely and dying, his soul will be taken away by Changshengtian and he will become a warrior under the throne of God.
Therefore, death is not something to be afraid of for this barbarian. Unfortunately, it is easier for the pretty boys of the Immortal Dynasty.
Then, a group of cultivators wearing animal skins, tall and tall, with slightly rough skin, like ferocious fire, rushed out of the coalition army. They rushed straight towards He Xiaotian, with a posture of not stopping to the death.
But when they rushed half the distance, they felt like they had diarrhea, and their momentum suddenly escaped. They huffed and fell into a mess, and bumped into each other one after another. The scene was very funny for a time.
"???"
Whether they were watching the live broadcast, eating melons, howling dogs, or just about to follow and pick up some bargains, they all looked confused.
what are you doing!!
I'm afraid you Snow Mountain people didn't come to slay demons, but came here to make fun of you, but you made me laugh. The Immortal Dynasty is funny hidden under its cold appearance, but you Snow Mountain people hide hidden things under their rough and crazy appearance.
But it's a crotch lift?
They are no better than the other party.
How about being brave and not afraid of death? How about considering death as home?
You can pull up your hips halfway, and I can go up to you.
On the live broadcast screen, the word "dinner" was all over the screen. The priest of Daxueshan looked at it, his face was as black as the bottom of the pot. I asked you to kill people, not to be embarrassed.
Afterwards, the Immortal Dynasty might laugh at them in some way.
But, the next moment everyone was shocked.
I saw the muscular men in the Snowy Mountains, one by one, their bellies were gradually bulging. They were like pregnant women, and the scene looked horrifying for a time.
Sharp-eyed people discovered that it was not just the strong men from the snowy mountains who were like this. The demon-slaying coalition forces behind them were all identical, regardless of gender.
"!!!"
What's going on?
"I, I, I...we're pregnant?"
Someone in the coalition said in disbelief, even if he didn't want to believe it. But the little life in his belly was so active that it was impossible for others to ignore it.
They were obviously here to slay demons, but why did they come here to get pregnant?
Some people looked happy and said secretly that they were lucky for the race, but they did not dare to shout loudly for fear of being swarmed by the furious innocent coalition soldiers and beaten to death on the spot.
Originally, they were already in despair, thinking that they were the last members of the tribe. As a result, they were unable to find anything even though they had worn iron shoes, and it took no effort to get there.
Are we pregnant with a baby now?
(⊙o⊙)…
Although it is not normal for a man to be pregnant, it can at least continue the popularity of the race. It is not a big deal if he suffers a little.
Great Demon King, we sincerely thank you!
Then, this group of people retreated quietly, preparing to run away. There is no need to slay demons. Giving birth to a child is the most important thing in life.
Some people are happy, and naturally some people are confused. At least most people don't think that continuing the incest relationship is a big or difficult matter. Besides, if a man is pregnant, will he be shameless in the future?
"demon king......"
The coalition forces who finally had to accept the fact looked at He Xiaotian with blood-red eyes. They were so tight that they could drip blood.
"I'm going to kill you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The momentum unleashed by the coalition forces at this moment was absolutely unprecedented. Even if the person in front of them was the Lord of the Stars, they were determined to fight to the death.
The head of Planet Newspaper looked at the crowd that could not be reached at a glance. They all had big bellies, their eyes were a little dazzled, and their heads were a little dizzy. What about the scene of the decisive battle just now?
If we can start a fight, I am afraid that the newspaper industry on our planet will take off immediately and become the undisputed number one newspaper among billions of stars.
But when the style of painting suddenly turns into funny and nonsensical, the popularity may be greater than expected and spread faster and stronger, but without the heavy atmosphere of life and death struggle, the level is not only reduced by one step or two
So simple, it turns a life-and-death battle into a comedy contest.
Just kidding, a group of pot-bellied men and pot-bellied women are fighting with weapons. Are you sure you can hold back your laughter after seeing this? You really think you are a person who has received professional training!
The boss of the newspaper industry was so angry that he scolded his mother, "Why does the big devil always don't play his cards according to the routine?"
Before he could scold him enough, an even more "tragic" scene appeared.
The allied forces, with their big bellies, had just risen in momentum, and were about to stage a decisive battle in advance to determine the outcome of life and death. Their stomachs ached, and their weapons fell off their palms involuntarily.
Everyone was holding their big bellies, gritting their teeth in pain, and sweating all over their bodies. Looking at that look, they looked as if they were about to give birth to a baby.
Even the tough guys in the Snowy Mountains who had suffered so much couldn't help but shout softly. Although the shout was very unsightly and even reminded people of some disharmonious lakes, the contrast was endless, as if they were standing in a starry sky.
For the coalition forces, it is a drop in the bucket.
He Xiaotian blinked when he saw this. The live broadcast room will not be blocked, right? Let me make it clear in advance that he did not drive. It was all caused by a small broken bowl. If there is anything, go to the seeder.
“Ouch~~~” “It hurts~~~” “I can’t do it~~~”
The picture was extremely unsightly for a moment.
"I didn't initiate induction either."
He subconsciously clicked on the system and saw that in the attribute column of the Naihe Bowl, [Birth Generation] was emitting a faint light. He almost forgot that this broken bowl was the most bizarre thing.
"..."
You can’t blame me!
The evil god Mengye, who was sleeping far away in the deep sea, suddenly opened his big eyes. He slowly lowered his head and fell into confusion as he looked at his belly that was expanding faster than before.
Is this going to give birth?!
Ahhhh————
Damn humans, I'm going to kill you.
The furious Mengye quickly found the hole that had been "patched" by him. When he tore it open and tried to follow the route to hang He, he was suddenly stunned.
He thought of the yellow clay bowl that even the evil gods could not control, and then gave it a hard slap. Wouldn't it be even worse if the broken bowl gave him a few more beams of light?
Forget it, the broad-minded evil god will forgive you for the time being.
So, I carefully put the "patch" back.
Be prepared for a human being to suddenly come out of it, hold up a small broken bowl with an evil smile, and shout those words that would shock the gods.
"What a crime. I won't be struck by lightning, right?"
He Xiaotian looked at the scene of all the coalition forces giving birth to a baby together, and slowly spit out a sentence from his throat. The lethality of the bowl is really unparalleled (broken sound~~~).
He glanced at the central area behind him guiltily, fearing that a blood thunder would burst out and kill him on the spot.
Alas, in the future it is better not to use it to cause harm to others, otherwise his enemies may not be able to kill them all. Uh... let alone the future, he will not be able to kill them all just now.
The coalition forces collectively howled, holding their growing bellies, and fell into deep despair.
"I'm cracked!!"
This almost represented the cry of pain from everyone, as countless babies fell to the ground in the gaze of billions of stars.
The child was born.
The men wiped away tears and were filled with grief.
I actually gave birth to a baby.
How to explain it to relatives and friends?
Women are even more distressed to have children before they even get married!
More importantly, whose horse is this child riding on?
I do not know.
The eyes of the melon-eaters in the live broadcast room were completely dull.
This, this, this...are these all the children of the Great Demon King?
Apparently, they had some misunderstanding about this.
It was supposed to be a life-and-death battle full of heavy atmosphere, but because of the birth of the child, the scene was a little... joyous? There were almost a few firecrackers to celebrate.
Fortunately, the gambling dogs who were about to go to the rooftop were shocked and motionless. As expected of the big devil, he "annihilated" the coalition forces by himself.
In addition, they seemed to know something, such as how the Son of Paradise escaped.
Damn it, the Lord of the Stars will probably have to retreat when he meets this guy.
After all, such a big shot would never want to personally experience the feeling of pregnancy.
On the other side, the ninety-eight hundred-incarnation bodies that retreated did not separate again. Instead, they returned directly to the Bliss Star because they each received orders from their current incarnations.
To be continued...