Chapter 2 Sealing Immortal Officials
"Your Majesty, I have already thought about it." Lin Tian bowed.
"Your Majesty, have you ever got a cell phone from me?"
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother immediately pulled their faces down and glared at Taibai Jinxing secretly. How could this guy tell the things that were plundering his subordinates?
And in front of many gods, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother could not come to Taiwan?
Taibai Venus reminds you to cough continuously!
Many gods next to him looked at Lin Tian with deep sympathy. This guy had just been promoted and offended the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor again. It seemed that this guy was going to be demoted to the earth again.
Lin Tian suddenly felt the change in the atmosphere around him. After thinking for a while, he understood the human nature and said with a smile:
"Your Majesty, this is a meeting gift I brought from the mortal world. I wonder if Your Majesty and the Queen Mother like it?"
Lin Tian said this!
Hey, the scene suddenly became active!
The atmosphere is much more relaxed.
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked much better. After looking at Lin Tian more, this little guy was still sensible and knew how to adapt, which almost made me want to demote him again.
"Well. I like your meeting gift very much. But there is only one little guy." Queen Mother said, after all, the Jade Emperor just now became a villain, and Queen Mother was about to come out to be a good person.
"Empress, I'll ask, have you found what you like in this mobile phone?" Lin Tiandao.
"Well, this is natural. We all like the things in this little guy. What do you mean?" Queen Mother looked at Lin Tian in confusion.
Lin Tian was happy on his face and said respectfully: "That's right. The little one heard that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother liked a lot of things in this phone. The little one was willing to get these treasures for the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor. Even if they were on the mountain of swords and the sea of fire, the little one would not refuse."
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother immediately showed a hint of relief and three-point touching on their faces. Unexpectedly, this guy was so clear-headed that he wanted to solve their problems and get such a loyal subordinate. The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor felt as comfortable as eating iced watermelons during the dog days of summer.
Then Lin Tian spoke with a righteous look on his face, "So the small ones don't have much official position. I just want the Jade Emperor to reward me with a small official position that can go back and forth between the human world and the heaven."
When many gods saw Lin Tian’s righteous look, they immediately felt vomiting.
This guy is so shameless!
"good!"
The Jade Emperor slapped the dragon throne, and the dragon face was very happy and shouted: "Lin Tian, you have such thoughts. I am very moved. Well, I will give you the title of [Official of the Two Realms of Heaven and Fan], and another token to return to the two realms of heaven and man, and reward another immortal peach for two thousand years to clean your muscles and bones and start the way to cultivate immortals."
With the reward from the Jade Emperor, three extremely beautiful fairies emerged in front of Lin Tian, one with an official uniform, one with a token, and the other with a fairy peach.
Lin Tian hurriedly thanked him, and then, in the jealous eyes of the immortals, he wore the official uniform sewn by the Weaver Girl himself, took the token, and finally ate this immortal peach that had been for two thousand years.
Lin Tian hesitated for a moment and swallowed it immediately. He felt a heat flow from his limbs and bones. All the mortal impurities were removed from his body, turning into mottled black gas and scattering out of the millions of pores, making him easily attacked.
Lin Tian felt that his strength, degree, perception and all other physical functions were improving rapidly.
This process lasted for nearly an hour, after the body stabilized.
Lin Tian felt like he had become a different person.
If there was a mirror in front of him, he would definitely see that his temperament had changed a lot.
In the past, his clothes, shapes, and conversations all revealed a trace of a loser's aura, that is, his father was so powerful that he would marry the president first, and he probably didn't know where to beg for food.
Although he has a place to eat and sleep now, his identity has changed to make Lin Tian decadent and no longer have the same spirit as before. However, at this moment, he felt that his still lost confidence has returned. Although, he didn't know where this confidence came from.
"A two thousand years old immortal peach has reached the ninth level of the physical body realm. This kid has a good talent." Taibai Jinxing looked at Lin Tian and couldn't help but mutter in his heart.
"Okay, today's morning court is over here. Lin Tian, come with me." The Jade Emperor was already impatient and announced his retreat directly, and then took Lin Tian to the back hall.
The Jade Emperor drove everyone away, and even the Queen Mother drove away, and took Lin Tian to the back hall very selfishly.
The back hall is surrounded by fairy spirit and there is no one there. There are antique tables and chairs, and a beautiful landscape painting. The Jade Emperor quickly pulled Lin Tian to the chair and leaned against each other in private.
"Oh, Lin Tian, these are all I want. Can you see if I can get it?" The Jade Emperor took out Lin Tian's phone and clicked on Taobao.
Lin Tian was very happy when he saw it.
Hey, this Jade Emperor is the column of male god style. Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor, who has lived for many years, wants to play with a male god. Although Lin Tian thought so in his heart, he dared not say it out loud. This Jade Emperor is the boss of the Heavenly Court, and he will only cause trouble for him unless he doesn't want to live.
At first glance, what Jade Emperor wanted was Huawei's 16,000 yuan mobile phone (ahem, the author didn't like Apple).
"Jade Emperor, look at something, it's very expensive. I can't afford it yet." Lin Tian showed a helpless look on his face.
"My dear, don't worry. If you get this beautiful little baby for me, I can reward you with something again!" The Jade Emperor said pitifully at Lin Tian.
"But Your Majesty, it's hard for a young clever wife to cook without rice. The young man is indeed short of money." Lin Tian looked helpless.
"This is the case, let me think of a solution." The Jade Emperor waved his hands repeatedly, laughing, and there was no appearance of the Jade Emperor at all. Then, he put his hand into his dragon robe, touching and touching...
Lin Tian's hair was standing up after touching it. The Jade Emperor wouldn't have any special hobbies? Do you want to give yourself his armpit hair? Is this too disgusting?
After touching for a long time, the Jade Emperor finally found a small object on his body. It was a golden elixir with beautiful elixir patterns on it, and the elixir patterns were very beautiful.
"Let me do not have anything good to do here. I will give you this pill. After taking this pill, countless beauties will come to you on their own initiative. This is the treasure that I have always been able to make Queen Mother fascinated by me. No, don't be polite, just treat it as if I pay you first."
The Jade Emperor looked very generous.
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