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6 The soul reincarnated as a human again, and waking up from a dream was a false alarm(1/2)

Xiao Yi felt that his whole body had been hollowed out. He could not feel his body or his limbs. He felt that the air was extremely thin and he couldn't breathe! He breathed hard, but he still couldn't breathe evenly! A thought in his heart told him to sweat coldly. Is he already dead? Was he going to Xungu's underworld? He tried hard to open his eyes, but he couldn't do it! His nose couldn't smell, and he could only feel someone crying and someone was talking. He couldn't understand what the other party was saying. Could that words be a lie? Ah, he was really dead?! He was struck by the lightning?! He concentrated on feeling around him, but still couldn't get any information! Slowly, he became sleepy, and he drifted in the air like a wandering soul, with no direction or purpose, floating like this and dispersing!

Suddenly, many people appeared in his eyes at the same time. No, there were many ghosts. Among them, there were long tongue ghosts, whose tongue could reach the waist, and there were hanged ghosts. Their eyes were almost glaring out, and there were water ghosts. Their belly was so big that they didn't know how much water they drank during their lifetime. Oh, there were headless ghosts. They held their heads in their hands, and their faces were still laughing at this place.

"Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi!"

When Xiao Yi heard them calling him, he didn't want to run away with them, but he had no strength or ability to act. As soon as they rushed forward, they hugged Xiao Yi, and no matter how hard he struggled, they could not break free!

It's really dead. This life is so short. Xiao Yi gave up struggling. Let the long-tongued ghost lick him and let the hanged ghost tie his neck. The most hateful thing is the water ghost. They opened their water mouth and poured it on him to make his belly bulge high! Well, what do they want to do, then what to do. Anyway, they are dead, how bad can they be! Xiao Yi can feel that his wandering soul was torn into pieces by these evil ghosts, and then blown by the wind, dissipated into endless darkness!

"Brother Xiao Yi, Brother Xiao Yi, you are here too? It seems that we are going all the way again!"

Xiao Yi felt that he had turned into a cloud of smoke and had been blown away by the wind, but he still heard the words. The person who spoke was the evil thief Lin Fan. Xiao Yi thought to himself, is this evil thief finally dead? It would be good that he could not continue to harm the people! Xiao Yi felt it with his heart, but still could not feel Lin Fan's existence!

"Lin Fan, where are you? Are you dead?"

Lin Fan's voice rang in his ears.

"Don't you remember, we were both struck into coke by the lightning! Tsk, that death look is really miserable!"

Xiao Yi smiled,

"You never thought that you would be like this way of death!"

Lin Fan laughed and replied,

"Grandma, curiosity is so heartbroken. However, that sword is really a magical object. It can attract lightning! I have nothing to say when I am killed by it!"

Xiao Yi asked again,

"Why can't I see you?!"

Lin Fan returns to him,

"We have both become wandering souls, so how can we see each other?!"

Xiao Yi was a little sad, but since this was already the case, he could only accept this fact.

"I just felt that my soul was eaten by the evil ghost, but there was no pain at all!"

Lin Fan was laughing dryly again, replying to him,

"The evil ghosts dare not provoke me. I broke them apart with one ghost and one scrambled!"

Xiao Yi smiled,

"Can you still be the evilest ghost after you die?"

Lin Fan laughed,

"That's natural. Who dares to take it except me? Oh, no, who dares to take it!"

These two ghosts talked for a long time, but later they didn't know what they said, but they were still talking nonstop for a moment.

Suddenly, Xiao Yi felt a light around him, and he spoke clearly again.

"Lin Fan, Lin Fan, have you seen the light?!"

Lin Fan's voice also became clear, and he replied,

"Well, it's so bright, so bright, so bright that I feel uncomfortable all over!"

Xiao Yi smiled,

"You evil ghost, are you still shameless!"

Lin Fan asked,

"You said, why did it suddenly light up? Do you want to pick us up from heaven and be that god!"

Xiao Yi smiled,

"You are the only one? You are still qualified to be a god, but it will make people laugh!"

Lin Fan laughed,

"The gods in the sky will also have those disobedient ones. I'm going, just right, so they can obey the arrangements. If they do it again, then I'll be sorry. I'll cut them with a knife, throw them to the world, and suffer all kinds of suffering!"

Xiao Yidao,

"If you really become such a god, then there will not be a few more gods in the sky in the future!"

Lin Fan said again,

"Isn't this just right? We two brothers occupy the entire heaven and do whatever we want!"

Xiao Yidao,

"Haha, you'll think!"

Xiao Yi felt the light and said,

"Look, we are not going to heaven to be that god, but we are going to be sent to the eighteenth level of hell and will never be reborn!"

Lin Fan was not afraid and replied,

"No, no, logically speaking, it's reasonable for me to go to this hell, but it's not fair to you to go with me!"

Xiao Yi sighed,

"I have also killed many people. If I live next to the next level, then I would have surpassed them a lot!"

Lin Fan smiled,

"Brother Xiao Yi, you don't have to worry. Even if we go together, no one dares to bully us!"

Xiao Yi couldn't laugh and cry, reply to him,

"So, when we get there, will we still have to continue fighting side by side? Why am I so reluctant!"

The light became darker and brighter, and it changed several times in this way.

Lin Fan asked in confusion,

"Brother Xiao Yi doesn't seem to be going to hell, but it's like he's going to be reincarnated!"

Xiao Yi felt that he said this,

"Hey, maybe just as you said, we are going to be reincarnated!"

Lin Fan asked with a chuckle

"You said, can we choose ourselves? Choose an imperial family. After birth, you don't have to think about anything and lack anything. If you want money and women, that is the life that people live!"

Xiao Yi replied,

"Then, brothers were killed by the relatives of the outside world and were killed by nine clans. After they died, they didn't even have a grave. Tsk, it's so good!"

Lin Fan took a breath and said,

"It's scary enough. Then I won't choose the emperor and the emperor anymore. Well, this is not bad. Let's choose a rich man's family and then run rampant in the countryside to bully men and dominate women!"

Xiao Yi shook his head and replied,

"Are you just pursuing this little thing?!"

Lin Fan asked,

"This is not true, that is not true. Hey, by the way, I haven't read any books in my previous life, otherwise I would have found a scholarly family and become a romantic scholar, which would be great!"

Xiao Yi smiled,

"Your pursuit is too high, I can't bear it. I'll just find an ordinary farmer to be reborn and just live this life!"

Lin Fan smiled,

"Hey, right, right, you said, can we choose a woman?! Tsk tsk, I always think, this woman's idea is always different from that of a man. If I become a woman myself, I don't know what it will be like! Hehe, think, if there are so many men following me, it will be very glorious!"

Xiao Yi couldn't laugh and cry, reply to him,

"Just grow like you? If you become a woman, you will give it to others for free, and they won't want it!"

Lin Fan replied,

"That's not necessarily true. You don't know how many men in this world have never touched a woman until they died!"

Xiao Yidao,

"Haha, you mean, you have to pay for someone else, right?! I really didn't expect this!"

Lin Fan is happy to talk,

"It's better to do this. You become a male child, I become a female child. When you grow up, how about you marry me home?!"

Xiao Yi disliked,

"Who wants to marry you! If this is true, I would rather lose my soul than be reincarnated as a human being!"

Lin Fan said again,

"No, no, you have to accompany me, otherwise I should be so lonely!"

Xiao Yi felt dizzy and seemed to fall into a huge vortex. After a long time of rotation, he eased up. He asked again,

"Hey, Lin Fan, are you still here?!"

Lin Fan returned to him after a while.

"I, I'm here. I was so dizzy just now, so dizzy!"

Xiao Yi also said,

"Yes, so do I. Could it be that we are really reincarnated?!"

Lin Fan laughed,

"Maybe, I will be a woman in my life, hehe, entangle you and make it difficult for you to live a lifetime!"

Xiao Yi said coldly,

"Then I would rather die by dying in my stomach!"

Lin Fan said depressedly,
To be continued...
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