67 Drunk and ecstatic(1/2)
"After the story, how to care about it, drink the wine first!"
Dashan raised the wine over his head, and everyone picked up the bowl, pouring it as if a friend met. After drinking the wine, several people threw the bowl to the ground, and the pieces were bounced up, almost hitting others.
"These people don't seem to be very particular. What is not good at learning? It's easy to learn this bluffing ability?"
Those people had awesomeness, but no one dared to step forward. Dashan shook his head and said,
"Hey, it's really worse than the rest of the generation. Either take advantage of the crowd or use some tricks. Alas, the world is getting worse and worse!"
Dashan pointed his hand at the people and said with a smile,
"In this way, my friend has just learned martial arts for a while and doesn't know how to fight. If you want to practice first, you can try it out for him. But you must first agree that if the pain hurts, don't cry!"
Those people were less courageous when they saw Dashan, but if they met Qizi, they would probably not lose too ugly. At least they showed their hands in front of everyone, and later they could explain to the top. After hearing Dashan say that, several people stood up together, leading the man with a long beard, carrying a long sword, and shouted,
"Hmph, if you don't have a strong relationship with the sky, let's try my grandfather's sword!"
Dashan squirted out a sip of wine, and almost went out of breath after laughing.
Qizi took out the stick he carried with him and went up. The big knife was one foot wide and six feet long. The blade was extremely bright, and it shone golden and majestic. Qizi didn't dare to fight hard, so he just wandered around the man. The knife was too long, so Qizi couldn't do it. After the sword danced, the rest of the people didn't dare to come forward, and no one came to help the battle. Qizi was at ease and occasionally patted the man's chest, which made the man scream. The knife was too heavy, and the man gradually lost his strength and became more and more messy in the sword. Finally, he stopped and gasped, but Qizi kicked him on the butt, holding the sword, and staggered to the ground.
One person stepped forward to help him up, and two other young men in white stood there, with very similar faces, both of whom were only fourteen or fifteen years old, each holding a light sword, and the sword tip pierced to the ground, making it very elegant. The swordsman shouted no, but the two did not retreat at all.
"I have been practicing martial arts together since I was a child, and even against thousands of enemies, I have to go together. Don't blame us for bullying you!"
Dashan saw that these two boys were still stinking, and they should have come to see the world with the big swordsman. He laughed out loud.
"It's amazing, two young heroes, I wonder if they have ever fought with someone!"
The two of them blushed, Dashan laughed loudly, and they replied after a while,
"It'll be clear soon!"
Qizi was helpless and was about to give up, but the two had already swung their swords and slashed over. The two swords cooperated with each other and flipped up and down, which forced Qizi to retreat continuously. Qizi then raised their spirits and did not dare to underestimate the brothers and brothers. After all, these two were young and lacked strength, and had no actual fighting experience, how could they be Qizi's opponents? Qizi recovered after the first few strikes, and the situation had changed sharply. The young man's light sword was taken away and he hurriedly left. Qizi returned the sword, but the two were embarrassed to take over and retreated far away to the corner.
"What are we afraid of so many people? Let's go together and fight with them!" someone shouted in the crowd!
Xiao Yi smiled and replied,
"That's right, grandpa, I haven't acted in a long time!"
Xiao Yi shook his head and looked at the wine bowl, pointed his finger at the swordsman, and said,
"No, right, I can't speak like you. It should be your elder brother. I haven't been moving my muscles for a long time! You guys go together, why are I afraid of brother!"
Dashan patted the table, jumped to the top, and swung it casually. The water droplets of the sleeves flew away and hit the faces of several people, which made those people not dare to come forward. Qizi set up a defensive posture and protected Sisi tightly. Sisi looked at Qizi of Dashan, and felt that the two were extremely heroic. Although they had enemies in front, they felt very at ease.
Dashan saw that the two of them were moving on the left, and turned around, but they slowly hugged their heads and squatted down, shaking their heads and shaking their heads.
"Oh no, this wine is poisonous!"
As soon as the two shouted, everyone in the tavern gradually reacted, collapsed to the ground, and no longer had the strength to stand up. Dashan felt strange, and looked at the shopkeeper, who ran to the front and touched his head in confusion.
"This...this...what's going on!"
A person threw a chopstick on the ground and landed two feet next to the shopkeeper.
"It must be the poison you guys, you must take the credit to yourself! You bastard, when I get better, I will definitely deal with you!"
The shopkeeper shook his head and said, panic,
"No, no, there is absolutely nothing! I have always been clean here! There will definitely be no! There will be no!"
Another person said,
"Don't panic for now! The half-faced man also drank wine. Hehe, we can't move, so he doesn't want to leave! Whoever drinks less, will go up and take him up. Then everyone will share the rewards equally. Who would object?!"
"I agree!"
"We agree!"
"I only drank half a bowl, and I'll see me in a while!"
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Everyone was still discussing these meaningless things. Qizi couldn't laugh and cry, and looked at Dashan. Dashan laughed and moved the bowls on the table and stood up.
"I just told you a story, but you don't listen carefully. Oh, why are you so stupid? I was so stupid when I came here last time! But this person can't always fall into the same ditch! I'm not poisoned! I'm sure I didn't! Look!"
Dashan stood on the table and jumped gently, facing his butt towards everyone, twisting it.
Although everyone knew that it was impossible to deal with this person with their own strength, they had seen it. If they met again, they could still brag about it outside for a while. However, no one expected this ending, and they were fascinated by the medicine and watched him leave.
"How is it possible! How is it possible! I clearly saw him drinking it! Is it the only one who has not been drugged by anyone?!"
When everyone heard this, they all looked at the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper was placing his hands like a rattle.
"No! No! Everyone's wine is the same! The same!"
Dashan sat on the table and said with a smile,
"You are all in your mind. Are you looking at me? How could this shopkeeper use this method for many years? Look at his timid look, haha, I'm afraid I won't dare to give him ten courage!"
In just a moment, everyone stopped. It was probably because of the attack of medicine and I didn't know what happened. Suddenly, a woman's voice came from the inside.
"Hehe, you are so awesome!"
The speaker was a middle-aged woman, who was in her thirties and arrived in a blink of an eye. Qizi met her, but was stopped by Dashan.
"Sister Aguo!"
Qizi was also shocked. This person was Aguo mentioned by Dashan. This Aguo came here with Dashan and was poured by the drug. Qizi and Sisi finally met the character in the story. As Dashan said, Aguo was still wearing a blue and black long skirt with a wide black belt tied around his waist, but there was no extra jewelry all over his body. The two slowly moved to Dashan to see how the two of them talked.
"Hehe, you are telling your story one by one. After staying with Boy Tong Lu for a long time, you have become slicker! Why did you tell me like this? I love you the most, right?"
Aguo stretched out his hands and wanted to pinch the mountain. The mountain hid sideways and landed on the stool.
"Haha, my sister is really cool. She goes back as soon as she says she goes back, and the village has completely changed!"
Aguo raised her chest, shook violently, and said with a smile,
"That's natural. This Jiangnan courtyard is uniquely charming. Grow some fruits and vegetables in the courtyard, and you can be self-sufficient. Although you are poor, you live a pretty good life."
Dashan smiled and said,
"Sister Aguo, the child is pretty good!"
"I wish you good luck! Both children are obedient, everything has returned. I have been through so many places, but I still miss you occasionally, after all, I have experienced so many things. However, when the baby cries, he will lose his mood."
Dashan looked at the rest of the people in the tavern, without any movement. He looked at Aguo and asked softly,
"That child's father?"
"Hehe, you've seen it too!"
Dashan smiles,
"It's really that little Abu! Isn't he a little mute? I still remember the situation of hiding in the reeds and stooling in the past!"
Aguo spat, picked up the wine and drank half a bowl. She looked at Qizi and Sisi with confusion and said loudly,
"His stories are basically correct, but I'm too stupid! Haha! He's a big fool! This Abu is indeed a little mute. He has been bullied since he was a child, and only I always protect him. After a while, he becomes extremely obsessed with me. People say he's stupid, but I know it's not. Although he can't speak, he's very clever. My boat was made by him himself, and it's the best boat in the village! Our custom,
If a girl falls in love with a boy, she will give the belt to the man. If the man is interested, she can come to the door to make friends with her. That day, Abu caught up with us and gave me his belt. I was so sad at that time that I almost couldn't leave! Later, I wandered around for several years, and the belt was always worn by my side and never left. Oh, I didn't expect that I was still tired of the outside world and returned to my original place."
Aguo paused for a moment, hugged her long hair on her forehead, and said slowly,
"I had been traveling for several months and was so tired that I came to my death. On the day I got home, I saw Abu from afar, where he gave me my belt. As soon as I saw him, I sat on the ground crying. He ran over, laughed at me foolishly, gestured with his hands, and took a piece of dried fish from his arms. The dried fish was still with the heat on his body, which was so delicious!"
Aguo's eyes were filled with happiness, and Qizi Sisi was also happy for her.
"Later I asked Abu, and he said that he would go there to wait for me before noon every day! This wait has been many years! I often fantasize about the scene when he stood at the mountain pass and waited for me. It was both happy and distressing! Our Abu just couldn't speak, and everything else was the best! Hehe, he was so happy that he gave birth to two cubs!"
"Sister is so happy!" Sisi was so envious of her and she was rarely asked.
Aguo pinched her little face and replied with a smile,
"Such a handsome little sister! Well, I have a couple with this black boy!"
Sisi blushed and lowered her head and dared not say anything else.
Aguo laughed out loud, turned to the mountain and said,
"I originally wanted to fascinate you, but I was worried that you still had an opponent, so I asked Xiao Fei to change this wine."
The shopkeeper came over,
"Brother Xiao Yi! Do you still remember me!"
Dashan patted his forehead and said with a smile
"Hehe, you haven't changed much for so many years. I recognized you as soon as I entered the door!"
When Qizi saw these three people, he thought about it and said,
"If I guess well, this shopkeeper will be the guy from that time!"
Aguo blinked his eyes and looked at Qizi Sisi,
"Why don't you guys introduce us to us!"
Dashan pointed at Qizi Sisi and replied,
"Qizi, Sisi, go with me. By the way, Sister Aguo, how do you know our actions?"
To be continued...