Chapter 96 Consort
Zhu Gangli made another look indifferently and said, "What's the hurry? Junior Brother Sha, I'm going to justify myself today! I thought I followed my master all the way from Gaolaozhuang to travel through mountains and rivers. I have to walk hundreds of kilometers every day. I dare not say the most about sports, but I have more than the young and handsome men of Baoxiang Country. I didn't eat much along the way, and I even took a lot of them, and even those who beat monsters and carried loads. Where did I get so much fat to grow?"
As he spoke, Zhu Gangli put on several more shapes.
Sha Wujing pulled him again: "Second Brother, it's OK."
"No! Today I want them to understand that Grandpa Pig, I am really strong, not fat!" Zhu Gangli continued to pose.
Seeing this, Sha Wujing shook her head helplessly and whispered: "Look at Master..."
Zhu Gangli looked at Tang Sanzang when he heard this, and saw that the guy's eyes began to shine and saliva flowed out!
Zhu Gangli was so scared that he instantly dissipated his breath in his chest. His big belly was released in an instant, and he said in a crying voice: "Master...Master, I..."
Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said, "Ghan, don't talk about those useless things. Come on, put on a few more looks for your teacher, don't be shy."
Zhu Gangli said, "Master, can you wipe your saliva first and then chat?"
Tang Sanzang wiped his saliva casually and said, "Ghan, you read it wrong. This is not saliva, this is the excitement tears shed from the teacher for your fitness results."
Zhu Gangli wailed in his heart: "Don't you flow from your mouth?"
Just as he was thinking, the bald thief had already started to get started. He touched Zhu Gangli up and down and said with satisfaction: "Tsk tsk, you are fat and thin..."
I was patting Zhu Gangli's big belly: "Five flowers and three layers, tsk..."
Zhu Gangli shivered, and he felt that he was afraid that he would really fulfill the pig feast this time.
The idiot also had some brains. When he turned his eyes, he saw the king of Baoxiang Kingdom, and said with a sudden inspiration: "Master, my disciple is about to become a prince consort. Can you stop touching me like this? Give my father-in-law some face?"
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom on the throne had a look like a dead fly. What does it mean to be a prince consort? He hasn't agreed yet, okay?
But then again, Tang Sanzang said that he would let his apprentice be his son-in-law, and it was indeed a bit bad for him to do this.
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he glanced at the king of Baoxiang Kingdom and said, "Uh... Your Majesty, I suddenly remembered that I have a fate with this disciple, so he can't be your son-in-law. Otherwise, you choose another one?"
When the king of Baoxiang Kingdom heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He was afraid that Tang Sanzang would regret it, so he hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, that's it!"
Zhu Gangli stopped doing it: "Father-in-law, can't we do this? I'm actually pretty good. Hey hey, master, don't twist your ears... it hurts..."
After dealing with Zhu Gangli, Tang Sanzang said, "Your Majesty, why don't you look at my disciple... Forget it, this is still useful. By the way, I have another disciple, why don't you think about it?"
What was the king of Baoxiang Kingdom about to say when he saw a golden cloud roaring from the sky, falling to the ground in an instant, turning into a monkey with sharp teeth and sharp teeth and thunderbolt mouth!
The monkey knelt on the ground and shouted, "Master, the disciple is back!"
Tang Sanzang said, "Wukong, you are back. My master is planning to introduce you to a wife. Although your wife is not young, married, and has three children, don't worry, and you won't delay giving birth to a nest of little monkeys for you... Wukong, why are your face dark?"
Of course, Sun Wukong's face was dark. He now had the urge to hit him and die on the ground. If he had known that he would encounter such a thing when he came back, he might as well not come back.
On the other hand, the King of Baoxiang looked at the ugly monkey about 3 meters, then looked at Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing, and thought to himself: "What are the tastes of these monks in the Tang Dynasty? How can you pick such things that don't look like humans? If I agree, it will be a pain for my daughter.
The king of Baoxiang Kingdom shook his head and said, "Empressive monk, although Lingpu is extraordinary, let's forget it."
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "What's the matter? If you don't like this monkey, I still have a horse, and I just happened to be your prince-consort."
The face of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom suddenly turned black, and he waved his hands repeatedly: "Let's forget about the monk's disciples and horses, let's talk about other compensation methods."
When he said this, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom was also in a dilemma. He actually didn't want to pursue this matter. After all, this bald man was too fierce and he was really forced to force him to be too impatient. He punched himself and then Baoxiang Kingdom could be replaced by the king. However, he was also very proud of his face in front of the ministers. He had to say a few words and could not ignore him.
Tang Sanzang didn't know that the King of Baoxiang Kingdom was going through the motions, and he was a little embarrassed when he heard this. Although he recognized that the prince-consort was a monster in the yellow robe, these mortals didn't know.
"If I had known, I would have beaten him first and then kill him..."
Just when Tang Sanzang was worried, a voice sounded: "Father, the monk killed not a prince consort, but a monster that ate people in the mountain!"
"What?!"
Everyone looked at the sound and saw the princess Baihua walking in ashamed.
When Tang Sanzang saw Baihua, he immediately pulled Zhu Gangli in front of him and blocked him in the middle, and then responded: "Yes, yes, yes, it's a monster. If Your Majesty and the Princess like this, I'll catch you a few, fat and thin, big and small bags."
Sun Wukong was afraid that he would be taken to get married again, so he shouted: "Yes, I'll be satisfied with you!"
Baihua glared at them with shame and said, "Who wants you to catch monsters for me as your prince consort?"
Then Baihuahui walked around Zhu Gangli and wanted to see Tang Sanzang.
This thief was just eating the King's meal, and he was a little guilty, so he circled around the pig Ganglie...
Just you come over, I just don’t meet.
Baihua was embarrassed and pulled Zhu Gangli away, and finally saw the shiny head, and then knelt in front of Tang Sanzang with a thud.
Tang Sanzang was stunned and thought to himself: "Sure enough, it was the old man who owed the money. The person who paid the bill knelt down as soon as he met..."
Baihuashu kowtowed to Tang Sanzangsan. When she looked up, she was already in tears and her breath was obviously very excited.
Tang Sanzang said tremblingly: "I tell you, your three children are not mine!"
Chapter completed!