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Chapter 30 Face is shattered [Part 1]

After saying that, the Great Immortal Huli stepped forward and said, "I have heard that a monk from the East Tang Dynasty came to the east. When I saw him today, it was just that."

Tang Sanzang looked at the Great Immortal with his head tilted.

Sha Wujing sent a voice transmission: "Master, this tiger whip can be soaked in wine."

As soon as he heard the word "Wine", Tang Sanzang's eyes began to shine. He raised his hand and pointed at the Great Immortal Huli and said, "If you don't do that, what you said doesn't count. Come on, I will beat you two by one!"

The immortal Lu Li said angrily: "Tang Sanzang, don't be too arrogant!"

Sha Wujing immediately sent a message: "Master, deer antler blood soaked in wine to refresh the spirit, deer antler stewed to nourish the chicken, and deer whip also strengthens the aphrodisiac."

Tang Sanzang rolled up his sleeves and showed his strong arms, and shouted excitedly: "Stop talking nonsense, come together, right? Today I want to stew it in a pot... Cough cough, have a good time with you!"

The three great immortals have seen crazy people, but have never seen such crazy people. The most important thing is that they have never seen such crazy people while wiping their saliva!

The bald man in front of him was extremely angry. Others were provoking each other and staring at their eyes. He was fine. He didn't look at their eyes at all, but stared straight at the Great Immortal of Tiger and Great Immortal of Lu Li. Under the crotch of the two people, they were fur all over and subconsciously clamped their legs.

The Great Immortal Yang Li was even more angry. She looked down on my bird, right? She didn’t even look at me!

Just as the three of them were furious and ready to attack...

The yellow sect official is in again!

"Report to Your Majesty, there are many petitioners outside the door."

The king frowned and said, "What are they here for?"

The Grand Master stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, state affairs are important. Why don't they come up and ask?"

The meaning of the Taishi is very simple. Now the national teacher and the monks of the Tang Dynasty are almost working. If you really fight, no matter who wins, it will not be a good thing for Che Chiguo.

Since there is a step, let’s go down quickly and let these fellow villagers get involved. Maybe the deadlock will be broken.

The king didn't know whether he could understand the meaning of the Grand Master, so he nodded and said, "Come on."

After a while, thirty or forty people followed the yellow-sect officials to the front of the hall. Before they could enter, they saw someone cursing in the hall.

A pig about three meters high pointed to the nose of the immortal Lu Li and cursed: "Immortal Lu Li, are you not convinced? If you don't agree, you will fight with my master! You dare not even beat me, you are still a great immortal? I'm gonna be!"

The Great Immortal of Tiger Li said angrily: "Fart, Zhu Gangli, you can let your mother's spiral fart!"

The four-meter-high black man immediately pointed at the Great Immortal Huli and cursed: "Tig Immortal Huli, did my senior brother say it wrong? If you have some courage, you are a man, and there is that thing under your crotch, you can fight with my master. We can both distinguish life and death and quality!"

The Great Immortal Yangli stepped forward and said, "Sha Wujing, if you don't accept it, let's practice first?"

A monkey spoke, "Little lamb, the master is up to the master, and the disciple is up to the disciple. Why? I dare not fight with our master, and I want to fight with the disciple? You said, if you can't even beat the disciple...hehe!"

Yang Li's fairy spirit was so angry that his face turned red.

Seeing that the people were coming, the king quickly spoke, "Don't leave..."

Before he could finish speaking, the Great Immortal of Tiger Power, the Great Immortal of Deer Power, the Great Immortal of Sheep Power, the Great Immortal of Pig Gangli, Sun Wukong, and Sha Wujing pointed at him and shouted: "Shut up!"

Then they continued to quarrel.

The king was yelling and shut up instantly. At that moment, he felt his face fall to the ground and fall to pieces!

Thirty or forty people outside saw this, and their chins were so scared that they almost dropped to the ground.

Who are the Great Immortals of Tiger Power, the Great Immortals of Deer Power, and the Great Immortals of Sheep Power?

In Chechi Kingdom, it is like a living god. The king always asks him well when he sees him, but now he is pointed at the nose and scolded him. This is simply amazing.

But what they couldn't accept was that the three great immortals who were usually like gods were now throwing their arms around, a pig, a monkey, and a black-faced man scolded him, and he lost his aura of immortality.

In addition, there was a monk standing next to him. The monk was doing squats on the side with half his arms barefoot, waving his arms, warming up, and eagerly trying to prepare for a fight. Is this the monk they remember being honest?

The most outrageous thing is that the king of a country who was above the top was pointed at the nose and shouted to shut up, and then he really shut up.

The people were confused. The scene in front of them completely overturned their worldview and forgot to salute the king for a while.

In fact, it is not just them, but all civil and military officials are also confused now.

On weekdays, they dare not look up to them. The three immortals with fairy spirits are now like gangsters...

The Taoist monk who is known as the Tang Dynasty from the East is even more gangsters than gangsters. He will have to fight three at one disagreement!

The people's worldview is almost collapsed, and they are almost done.

The king rubbed his eyebrows and felt a big head. The golden palace is almost a vegetable market now!

The key is that he is not easy to open his voice...

Only the Grand Master was calm and said aloud: "Don't you pay homage to the king?"

The elders and villagers came to their senses and hurriedly stepped forward and knelt down to worship the king.

The king said: "All up, say it, what's wrong."

An old man kowtowed and said, "Long live, there will be no rain in spring this year, but I am afraid that the summer months will be deserted. I will come and call the grandfather of the national master to pray for a sweet rain to help the people."

The king looked at the few people who were still scolding over there, coughed dryly, "How many? National Master? National Master!"

The Great Immortal Huli said impatiently: "What are you doing?!"

The king said: "There is no rain in spring, so please ask the national teacher to bring down the rain..."

Speaking of this, the king's eyes lit up and looked at Tang Sanzang and others and said, "Tang Dynasty monks, do you know why I respect the Tao and destroy monks? Just because I asked for rain back then, the monks in my dynasty did not even ask for a drop of rain. Fortunately, the national teacher came from the sky to save the disaster."

Hearing this, the Great Immortal of Tiger raised his head and looked at Tang Sanzang and others with a proud look on his face.

Tang Sanzang tilted his head and said, "So what if it rains? If you have the ability to fight one-on-one, you will be considered a real skill."

The face of the tiger's great immortal suddenly turned dark, and he had the impulse to fight to the death with the bald man.

The king hurriedly said, "Monkey, I know you are dissatisfied with my approach to Buddhism. If you really want to help those monks, you have to show some skills. Do you dare to bet with our national teacher to win the rain? If you pray for a sweet rain and save all the people, I will spare you the charge of disturbing the hall and attacking the soldiers and armor. I will also hold a banquet for you, exchange Guan Wen, and let you go west. If you can't bet, there is no rain, hum..."

The king doesn't know what to say later.

Now, he also realized that these monks were not easy-to-use, and ordinary soldiers could not do anything.
Chapter completed!
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