Tang Sanzang stretched lazily and said, "I didn't make much money by playing with one monkey before. Look at it now, after playing with these two monkeys for a while, we have made a bag of money. So, I decided to bring both of them with me!"

As soon as these words came out, no matter whether you are Liu'er Mihou or Sun Wukong was anxious, and shouted in unison: "No!"

Tang Sanzang looked at the two monkeys coldly, bowed his wrists, and the sound of the bones sounded. He said hideously: "Oh, don't agree?

Don't worry, I am a good person and respect your personal right to choose.

So, let’s do a simple multiple-choice question.

First, you two go to the West with me obediently.

Second, I will send you to the West.

Two, choose!”

Sun Wukong wailed in his heart: "I, Cao, this is the other sentence!"

Liu'er Mihou wailed in his heart with a bitter look on his face, "Damn... Is there any choice?"

However, Liu'er Mihou thought about it and it didn't matter. Anyway, he also wanted to sneak into the team to go to the West to obtain the scriptures and seek the right result.

Now the bald man insists on accepting him as his disciple. Although it is different from his plan and is a little frustrated, overall, the result is almost the same.

So Liu'er Mihou gritted his teeth and bowed and said, "Liu'er Mihou pays homage to the master, Liu'er is willing to follow the monk to the West to seek the true scriptures."

Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong...

Sun Wukong laughed dryly: "Master...I, I will definitely go with you. I just said I was joking with you if I didn't go with you."

The next moment, a big hand grabbed Sun Wukong's neck and pressed it on the ground, and it was a blow: "Are you kidding?"

OK!

My teacher is also joking with you!"

After saying that, Tang Sanzang swung his fist and pointed it at the monkey's head, making an old punch!

Boom boom boom boom...

A swaying mountain, and the screams of monkeys resounded between heaven and earth.

Liu'er Mihou was so scared that she shivered when she saw this terrifying scene. She squatted beside her and comforted herself: "It's okay, it's okay... Be careful on the way, just go to the West and become a Buddha."

As a result, a big horse came over. The guy chewed the grass in his mouth and said, "Brother, don't think about becoming a Buddha, our master is just a fake."

Liu'er Mihou was stunned and asked, "What does it mean?"

The white dragon horse slanted and said, "Literally, this Tang Sanzang is not the Tang Sanzang you thought, do you understand?"

Liu'er Mihou suddenly felt his head buzzing. After plotting on his feelings for a long time, he was beaten up. After earnestly becoming a disciple, he actually followed a fake! His tears couldn't help but want to fall, and asked, "Fake... Then should we go to Lingshan to obtain scriptures or seek reincarnation? Why do I think the possibility of reincarnation is greater?"

The white dragon horse curled his lips and said, "Who told you that we went to Lingshan to obtain scriptures?"

"If you don't get the scriptures, why are we going to do? Then it's really a hundred thousand miles away to send people to their heads?" Liu Er Mihou asked.

The White Dragon Horse said meaningfully: "In the words of Master, if they give us the scriptures, we will take them; if they don't give them, we will rob them. So, fundamentally speaking, we are going to rob Lingshan."

Liu'er Mihou sat in the same place in a daze, his eyes widened, and he had only one thought in his mind: "This is really going to the West!"

Obviously, he did not think that Tang Sanzang could pass the bald man on Lingshan.

Bailongma patted his shoulder and said, "Child, I want to go to Lingshan for a while. If I don't go, I'll go to the west immediately."

The six-eared macaque looked at the fierce bald man riding on Sun Wukong, waving his fists, and blasting Sun Wukong. He shrank his neck and whispered: "Brother Ma, please do something."

"you say."

"On the road, let's go slowly, can you? I haven't lived enough yet."

White Dragon Horse: "@#￥…"

After beating Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang looked at Liu'er Mihou, hooked his fingers, and Liu'er Mihou leaned over with great tactfulness: "Uh... Master, are you doing something?"

Tang Sanzang said, "They all have a Dharma name, and I will give you a Dharma name for your master. Your elder brother is called Sun Wukong, your second elder brother is called Zhu Wuhan, and your third elder brother is called Sha Wujing, so..."

Liu'er Mihou looked at Tang Sanzang expectantly, thinking that his name should not be too bad.

As a result, Tang Sanzang clapped his hands and said, "Just call Xiao Liuzi!"

Liu'er Mihou's legs were weak and almost fell to the ground, cursing in his heart: "Fuck, why is this name similar to a eunuch? Also, what is the naming logic of this TM?"

Sun Wukong and others also said speechlessly: "Master, everyone is from the Wu generation. At least they can give a Dharma name with Wu?"

Liu'er Mihou looked at Sun Wukong with gratitude.

Zhu Gangli said, "Senior Brother, what's wrong? You guys have been fighting for a long time and have you come to show a sense of mutual appreciation?"

Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong and said, "The orangutan...attract each other? Well...Wukong, Xiao Liuzi, don't be too disgusting to play."

Sun Wukong, Liu'er Mihou, was speechless, and shouted at the same time: "Master, he is Xingxing, not an orangutan!"

Tang San buried them with a cute look that I was confused and said, "Although you are monkeys, you are actually close relatives to gorillas. So... you are not allowed to suck around."

The two of them closed their mouths in despair, too lazy to explain to the bald man.

The two guys just stared at each other with big eyes, hoping that Tang Sanzang would change the decent name to Liu'er Mihou.

As a result, Tang Sanzang was obviously too lazy to waste his brain cells, so he made a decision again: "Forget it, don't think about it anymore, just call Xiao Liuzi!"

After saying that, Tang Sanzang looked at Liu'er Mihou with a threat and said, "Love disciple, you won't have any objections, right?"

Liu'er Mihou felt that if he dared to shake his head, the other party could twist his head off, so he laughed dryly: "Uh... I have no objection."

"That's so pleasant!"

Tang Sanzang smiled instantly, and then he looked at the villagers. Now that he has money, he doesn't have to play with monkeys anymore, so he thinks these villagers can disperse.

As a result, when the villagers saw the bald robbery team expanding again and locked their targets on them again, they were so scared that they knelt on the ground, crying in tears:

"My Monk, please be proud. We won't watch this show, we really have no money."

"Mystery, the robbery is not as clean as you robbed."

"My Monk, leave us some food..."

"Myster, I have an old man above and a young man below... Please let me go!"

"My Monk, can't we just stop watching the show?"

...

Looking at the begging figure on the ground, Tang Sanzang scratched his bald head blankly and asked Zhu Gangli: "Uh... what do they mean?"

Zhu Gangli said, "It means you have no money to give me a reward."
Chapter completed!