Chapter 2 My name is Tang San's burial, it seems to be early(1/2)
The answer to the Qingyashi Xian was bald's punch. The force of the fist exploded instantly, and the terrifying and boundless power seemed to be about to destroy the world!
"What?!"
Qingyaxian widened her eyes and shouted in disbelief, and the next moment, boxing swallowed his body...
The violent force pushed thousands of miles all the way. Wherever you passed, you could see the mountains flat and the rivers split into the river...
The bald man slowly withdrew his fist, and the entire body of the Qing Tooth Fairy in front of him was blown away, and half of his body and two arms fell to the ground with a slam.
The mountain god stared at the land in his hand and could no longer speak.
The bald man retracted his fist: "Da Luo Jinxian? Cut!"
The bald man looked at the land and the mountain god beside him, and the two were so scared that they shivered.
"Master...you...you are so sad." Tudi didn't know what to say. Anyway, he felt that the bald man in front of him was sad, so he just said that.
The bald man glared at the land: "I am not a monk!"
The land pointed to a jade sign on the bald man's waist and said, "You are a monk, it says it."
The bald man picked up the jade token and saw three big words written on the front: Tang Sanzang!
Two big characters on the back: Monk!
"Tang Sanzang? Monk?" The bald man touched his bald head, completely unable to figure out his current situation.
The main reason is that he himself couldn't remember who he was. He only had some fragmented memories in his mind. He seemed to have lived in a messy era of gods and demons.
He seems to be one of the gods and demons, but he is different from other gods and demons. His ability is passive and invincible.
If he takes action for no reason, his combat effectiveness is comparable to a rabbit and no bird can be used. But if it is a passive counterattack, such as provocation, attack, etc., he is invincible. With one punch, there is no one-match general!
From then on, he embarked on the road where I would be invincible as long as I seemed to be worthy of a beating and if you dare to take action, I would be invincible.
To this end, he learned eight hundred provocative methods and three thousand measures to pretend to be weak and cowardly, and used it to it and integrated it into his bone marrow. One move and another look looked so useless, and he looked very worthy of beating and bullying.
You may even feel that if you don’t bully him, you will be in vain.
But later he discovered a bug, that is, no matter whether you are really provocative or not, as long as I think you are provoking, it can still activate the invincible power in the body.
So, he developed another habit of malicious speculation.
But at that time, he could no longer change the weakness and the bastard who was worthy of beating in his bones.
So a bastard who always has malicious speculation, is very worthy of beating every move, and looks very easy to bully.
Then the memory was out of reach.
Behind him was inexplicably thrown into the long river of time and space.
There is a guy who claims to be equal, who claims to dominate the way of heaven and forbids any creature to cross the long river of time.
The bald man replied: "Are you teaching me to do things?"
Then the other party took action.
After the two of them had been fighting for countless years, their memories became even more blurred later. They just vaguely remembered that the other party opened a time wormhole and shouted with a look of disgrace: "You have crossed a while, and I will cut you off for a while, so that you will not pass! Get out!"
Then the other party threw him out.
When he woke up, he traveled through time, became stronger and bald.
That's right, after a long battle over time, he seemed to have become stronger again, and he is not as strong as a little bit!
After thinking for a long time, he didn't remember who he was!
Finally, he shook his head and cursed: "Old slut, you really killed me... Forget it, Tang Sanzang should be Tang Sanzang, just don't delay my misfortune."
"Old man, where is this?" Tang Sanzang asked.
When the land saw that Tang Sanzang seemed not extremely vicious, it was relieved: "This is Baishan City, the Tang Empire goes east, and the Wuzhi Mountain goes thousands of miles away."
"Baishan City? Datang? Wuzhishan? I have never heard of it..."
The mountain god pointed to the shadow of a towering mountain in the west and said, "That is Wuzhi Mountain. Four hundred and ninety-nine years ago, this mountain fell from the sky, and there was a monkey underneath."
When the mountain god said this, he kept staring at the bald man, wanting to see how the bald man reacted.
As a result, the guy was confused, obviously not aware of this big thing. For a moment, the land and the mountain god looked at each other and were confused. When Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he was finally pressed by the Buddha of Tathagata to the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain. For such a big thing, it should be logical that those who have reached the level of baldness should not be unaware of it.
The two of them just saw the monk on the waist sign, but didn't see their name, so they didn't know who the bald man was named, what the Taoist name was, and they didn't know their identity.
"Stones pressing the monkey? Who is so idle..." Tang Sanzang slapped, then got confused.
I'm here, but what should I do next?
Look at the east side, according to the land, it was the Tang Dynasty in the east, and the prosperous era shone on the sky, which was obviously a peaceful era...
"A prosperous era is equal to rules, equal to boredom, don't go!"
Look at the west side, where the mountains are undulating, the beasts howl, and the demonic energy soars into the sky...
"I'm gone, and I'm just venting my anger!"
But before that...
Tang Sanzang touched his bald head, then picked up the hat on Earth's head and put it on his head.
What was Tudi trying to say? Tang Sanzang looked at him, and he immediately shut up and didn't dare to say anything.
Tang Sanzang said, "Save your life, then you are not too much to wear a hat?"
The land shook his head repeatedly: "Not too much, not too much..."
Tang Sanzang nodded, then looked at the west side with his hands ready to go and said, "Battle game, you are here!"
After saying that, he walked towards the west with great strides.
Tudi couldn't help asking, "Senior, are you your surname?"
Tang Sanzang threw down a sentence without looking back: "Tang Sanzang!"
The land and the mountain god looked at each other with a look of astonishment.
"Tang Sanzang? No, according to time, it's not yet the five hundred-year agreement? Why did he come early?"
"A monk like this fierce, can you still use someone to protect him to go to the West?"
"Are you sure he went to get the scriptures? Why do I think he went to buy goods?"
“…”
A few minutes ago, at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, a monkey with moss on his head was about to grow moss on his head, casually bit the stone beside him, then spat, spit out the stone, and with a bang, knocking a small land overturned.
"Sage, stop making trouble." Tudi shouted in a crying voice while rubbing his butt.
This monkey is Sun Wukong who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace more than 400 years ago.
Sun Wukong snorted, "You old man are so boring. I have been here for 499 years. You give me stones every day and drink copper juice. I didn't even say you. Spit a piece of stone and be happy. What's wrong? Is it too much?"
The land smiled bitterly and said, "Great Sage, the one who suppresses you is the Buddha of Tathagata. The one who asks the little god to feed you iron and copper juice is also the Buddha of Tathagata. The little god just does things according to the rules. Don't make things difficult for the little god?"
"Look at your cowardly... Forget it, get out."
Sun Wukong heard a loud bang, and then saw a fist pass through the sky, destroying the place where he passed...
The land was so scared that it plunged into the soil and disappeared.
Sun Wukong looked at the hill that was blasted into a flat ground and curled his lips disapprovingly.
Wuzhishan is thousands of miles away from Baishan City. It is already at the end of its power when it reaches here with just one punch and it has no power.
It’s okay to scare the land, but in Sun Wukong’s opinion, it’s very ordinary.
After a long time, Sun Wukong looked at the place where the hill was originally located in bored: "If you don't hit such a big mountain, hit that little one! Blind, I wish you to lose your hair at a young age!"
"Monkey, who did you say to remove hair?"
As a sound suddenly sounded, a shadow covered the moonlight on Sun Wukong's head, and everything fell into darkness.
Sun Wukong was shocked. The person who came was able to hide it from his eyes and ears and approach him silently. This was a bit powerful!
Sun Wukong slowly raised his head and saw a bald head standing in front of him and looking down at him.
It was a shiny bald head, and his face looked harmless, stupid, and not very powerful...
A dark cloud walked past the moon, and a silver light flashed on the bald head...
Sun Wukong could no longer hold it back and laughed: "Hahaha... your head, hahaha... it really doesn't have a single hair! Hahaha... it's reflective, hahaha... Tathagata's curly hair looks better than you, haha..."
Tang Sanzang's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines. His greatest pride in his life was the long, beautiful black hair he used to disappear for no reason! Then he became the bald man he hated the most, and the kind that he didn't have even a single hair!
Now he is being ridiculed in person...
This is definitely a provocation, a naked provocation!
The power is awakening, and the anger is roaring!
Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched slightly, and his cute eyes gradually became gloomy. He said word by word: "Monkey, do you think this is ridiculous?"
"Hahaha... It's not funny, it's so funny, hahaha..." Who is Sun Wukong? The Lord of Heavenly Palace dares to make trouble. Who has he ever been afraid of in the sky and in the earth?
So it's funny that he not only wants to laugh, but also has to laugh!
To be continued...