Chapter 124 Six-ear Tiankeng
"I saw that bald..." The golden-haired man had not finished speaking.
The black bear spirit covered his mouth instantly with conditioned reflex: "Shut up, that word can't be said!"
The golden retriever asked cutely: "Which word?"
"That word!" The black bear spirit used his eyes to signal.
But the Golden Retriever really didn't know it, and asked, "Which word is it? Do you mean it?"
The black bear's eyes were red: "I can't say anything, what do you want me to say?"
Golden Retriever said, "Then I guess it's okay, right? See?"
The black bear demon shook his head: "Don't guess, come on, drink and eat meat, how happy it is."
But the Golden Retriever's curiosity had already caught. After thinking about it for a while, he suddenly had an idea and said, "Are you bald..."
The black bear spirit covered his mouth and said sternly and fiercely: "That's the word, don't say it! Do you know? Unless you don't want to survive!"
The golden retriever nodded vigorously to indicate that he knew.
At this moment, the waiter came over and said, "Did you two want to say bald just now?"
At that moment, the black bear spirit and the golden-haired man suddenly felt furrowed all over his body...
The black bear roared: "Shut up!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a shiny bald head was sandwiched between the two of them, then he put his big hands around their broad shoulders and said happily: "Fellow Daoist Black Bear, it's been a long time since I saw you. Is this a snack to my door?"
After saying that, the bald man looked at the golden retriever beside him.
The golden retriever felt his hair stand up and screamed: "Holy monk, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, we two brothers are... that's..."
The black bear spirit continued, "I'm here to see you, the Holy Monk. After all, I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you very much. By the way, I will introduce you to my brother. He admires you very much. I beg me to bring him here every day..."
Tang Sanzang looked at the Golden Retriever suspiciously: "Really?"
The golden-haired chicken nodded like a pecking rice and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I really admire you, the kind you admire!"
"Master, this grandson is lying!"
At this moment, Liu'er Mihou arrived and pointed at the golden retriever and said, "Master, what this grandson is thinking about is... well... that... uh, you understand."
Tang Sanzang tilted his head and looked at Liu'er Mihou and said, "You just say the whole thing. You've been huh for a long time. What do you want to say? Don't worry, say boldly, I won't blame you for being a teacher."
When the golden retriever heard this, he became anxious and quickly shouted: "Monkey, don't talk nonsense! I'll tell you, you'll talk about it after you have thought about it. I've practiced it!"
After saying that, this guy shook the purple gold bell hanging around his neck, and his words and expressions were full of threatening meaning.
Who is Liu'er Mihou?
This guy is one of the four Chaos Monkeys. He is born to watch the fun and not bother with trouble, and he is not afraid of causing trouble.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have run to the West Road. I first wanted to pretend to be Sun Wukong, but later I thought Tang Seng was also a trouble, so I just knocked to death together. I just made a monkey hair change Tang Seng's master and disciple...
This is a bold master. Although he is not as fierce as Sun Wukong, he is not something that a golden-haired man can scare.
On the contrary, Liu'er Mihou was very angry!
So Liu'er Mihou said, "Master, that grandson is a golden-haired man. When he saw you, his first thought was, why did this bald man come!"
When Tang Sanzang heard this, his eyebrows raised and his eyes were filled with fierce light!
The golden retriever shouted quickly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
The black bear spirit said: "Holy monk, this is really a misunderstanding... We are considered old friends..."
Liu'er Mihou said quietly: "Master, this black man scolds you for being a debt-collecting thief, and you can meet you anywhere..."
Tang Sanzang looked at the black bear spirit with his eyes squinted.
The black bear spirit immediately pointed at Liu'er Mihou and said, "Monkey! Don't make trouble! My worship of the holy monk is like a surging river, continuous!"
Liu'er Mihou said, "Master, this black man is afraid that you will pluck his hair, so he said that. I don't like you in my heart."
Tang Sanzang gently tapped the table: "Is that true?"
The black bear spirit said: "Holy monk, I really don't think so. It was all arranged by this monkey himself. How dare I not like you?"
Golden Retriever also said: "Yes, yes, how dare we not like you? Your strength is the best in the world. We will be lucky to meet you in three lives!"
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang's brows slightly relaxed...
The Liu'er Mihou next to him said, "Master, he scolded you in his heart as the Tuzi Tang who became a spirit of Ye Mingzhu."
Tang Sanzang was immediately furious and his murderous aura surged!
The golden-haired man screamed, "It's so unfair, that dead monkey is talking nonsense! I really don't think so... Think about it, what is your strength? How dare I scold you with my three-legged kung fu? Isn't that asking for death?"
Liu'er Mihou immediately said, "Master, what he wants to say is, why don't you drown in shit?"
Tang Sanzang looked at the golden retriever with a dark face...
The golden-haired man knelt directly, burst into tears, pointed to the sky and sweared: "Monk, I swear, I really didn't think so. I just wanted to survive... I dare not think about anything else. But there is a lie, thunder strikes the sky and will never be reborn!"
As soon as these words came out, Liu'er Mihou's face changed and she thought to herself: "I, Cao, have forgotten that there is still this one!"
If a person who practices, especially those who enter the path of immortality and demonism, once he vows, he will supervise from heaven and supervise the path of great power, he will definitely be fulfilled if he violates his oath.
Therefore, practitioners, gods, gods, demons and monsters almost never swear, and once they swear, they will do it.
Therefore, if the Liuer Mihou tells the truth, the golden-haired lying will naturally be struck by lightning and will never be born.
On the contrary, if Liu'er Mihou is telling a lie...
So……
Tang Sanzang looked up at the sky, and the sky was clear...
Tang Sanzang looked at Liu'er Mihou again.
The Liu'er Mihou's forehead was suddenly covered with cold sweat...
Seeing this, the Golden Retriever laughed: "Die Monkey, do you want to cheat me? This time, I see how you cheat!"
Liu'er Mihou wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and coughed dryly: "Master, that... we brothers all know that you are so hungry recently. Don't I want to improve your food?"
Golden Retriever said angrily: "You want to improve your food, you can get some food. Why are you staring at my pit?"
Then he found that the black bear spirit, Tang Sanzang and Liu'er Mihou were looking at him in unison.
He instantly understood that he was the one who ate!
Liu'er Mihou continued: "In addition, the second senior brother has not been able to sleep soundly recently. I'm thinking about it, letting him sleep more peacefully."
"What does it have to do with me if he can't sleep well? I don't know him!" The golden retriever continued to roar.
Chapter completed!