Chapter 183 Do You Have a Broth?
The Bodhisattva is nothing else, but Lingji Bodhisattva.
Bodhisattva Lingji said, "Three, you have agreed before."
The King of Pishu said: "You didn't say that there was such a bald man to disrupt the situation? Anyway, we won't go!"
Bodhisattva Lingji said: "Originally, you should have had this calamity. If you die here, throw down this demon body, and achieve even higher success..."
King Pichen said, "Yes, that's why we promised you to come. But that bald man was too aggressive. If he didn't play according to common sense, wouldn't we three brothers die? If we don't go, we won't go, we won't go!"
Lingji Bodhisattva had no choice but to come here to persuade these three guys for half a month. However, these three guys just refused to continue acting in the Golden Pin Mansion.
At the same time, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva also encountered trouble.
On the moon star.
"Star Lord, Tang Seng is back..."
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva said with a smile.
However, the gate of Guanghan Palace was closed tightly, and after a long time, a cold voice came out: "Bodhisattva, it's not that the little god doesn't give you face. But this trip is too dangerous...
I had agreed to let Yutu do the show, throw a hydrangea ball, and seduce the monk Tang.
I know that the Zen mind is as stable as a mountain and will not be attracted.
But now…”
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva said: "We promise that Monk Tang will arrive first, and then the Jade Rabbit will throw the hydrangea and leave, and there will be nothing."
Taiyin Xingjun said: "That bald man is a variable. Even the Jade Emperor wrote a letter of review because of him... To be honest, I will not let Yu'er go no matter what you say now. Just like that..."
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva was helpless.
Not long after, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Lingji Bodhisattva returned to Lingshan, and they looked at each other.
"How is it?" asked in unison.
The two of them shook their heads at the same time: "No!"
Finally, he sighed and went to see the Buddha Tathagata.
"Since that's the case, then wait until Tang Sanzang leaves and make arrangements. Go and notify Jin Chanzi and ask him to go slowly." The Buddha passed the order.
Not long after...
On the West Sky Road.
While applying healing medicine to his body, Tang Monk screamed: "Why go slowly?
Just because of the slowness, there are either pits or gullies along the way, and if they are not well done, they will be a bottomless pit...
Finally, I can't meet a monster, just let it go if I don't cooperate if I don't cooperate.
I still want to take the blame for that guy!
Look at the injuries on my body, do you tell me to slow down?"
Several Jialan also looked helpless. Along the way, they watched Tang Seng take the blame with their own eyes.
Jia Lan said: "After that being said, I'm walking fast, no one is willing to cooperate with you. I'm afraid I'm going to run to Lingshan..."
Tang Monk sat dejectedly on the ground and said, "At worst, I will take the sutra and walk back, and then go through hardships."
When Jialan and others heard this, this was a solution!
So, I started to send messages back again.
The Buddha also agreed...
then……
"So boring! Where are the monsters? Where are the fairies? Where have they all gone?!"
On the road to the West, Tang Sanzang wailed to the sky.
It has been half a year, and in half a year, he passed by several cities, including the Jinping Mansion and the capital of the Tianzhu Kingdom, all of which have left.
I just didn't see a monster!
Just then, Liu'er Mihou came back.
"Master, don't shout, all the monsters on the road have run away!" Liu Er Mihou shouted.
Tang Sanzang asked very unhappily, "What's the situation?"
Liu'er Mihou said: "Originally, we should have arrived at Jinping Mansion after we came out of Yuhua City. There should have been three rhino spirits there to steal sesame oil. Then they wanted to eat your meat again... so it was a difficult time to make a fuss.
As a result, when the three rhino spirits heard that you were coming, they quit. The cave was burned and they ran to the sea for vacation."
Tang Sanzang couldn't help but complain, "Three big pieces of meat ran away like this?! Can't they be more dedicated?"
Tang Sanzang was a little depressed...
Liu'er Mihou continued: "The capital of the Tianzhu Kingdom behind is arranged by the jade rabbit of the Taiyin Star Lord.
The Jade Rabbit turns into a princess in Tianzhu, ready to have sex with you, absorb your Yuanyang energy, and break through the realm of Taiyi Jinxian.
Then he was discovered by the senior brother and finally rescued by Fairy Chang'e..."
When Tang Sanzang heard this, his favorite leprechaun did not come, and immediately wailed to the sky and said, "My Jade Rabbit, my leprechaun, is it gone?!..."
Depressed, extremely depressed!
Looking at Tang Sanzang, who was about to go crazy at any time, Sun Wukong and others bowed their heads collectively and remained silent.
What made Tang Sanzang even more crazy was that the city passed by was misremembered by the city behind, and there was not a single brothel in either a big city or a small city!
Tang Sanzang's facial features began to be distorted.
I crossed a few rivers and a few mountains. After half a year, a tall building suddenly appeared in front of me.
The tall buildings soared into the sky, like mountains rising from the ground, as if they could reach out to pick stars and wave their hands to catch the moon, which was extremely shocking.
In buildings, there are colorful phoenixes flying in the books, yellow cranes sending letters, the breeze brings thousands of colorful clouds, and the auspicious air is like a waterfall and rainbow. It is really the treasure palace of the Ling Palace.
When Tang Sanzang saw such a large palace, his eyes suddenly lit up and he muttered: "This city is so big, there must be brothels!"
After saying that, this guy didn't care about his apprentice around him and rushed up!
Heading towards him, a Taoist boy walked out of a pavilion. He looked solemn, his hands folded, and was about to speak.
A bald man rushed to him instantly, then asked with a smile: "Little brother, do you have brothels?"
The Taoist boy was stunned and swallowed the Buddha's name to his mouth, and asked tentatively: "Are you... a... a visitor from Dongtu?"
"Yes! But this doesn't matter. Do you have a brothel?" Tang Sanzang continued to ask.
The Taoist boy's forehead was covered with black lines, but he forced himself to smile and said, "That must be Master Sanzang, right?"
Tang Sanzang said, "Yes, but this doesn't matter. I ask you, do you have brothels?"
The muscles on the Taoist boy's face began to pound, and the blue veins exploded, but he still maintained a polite attitude: "My master has been waiting for a long time..."
"Oh, is your kid not good at using his brain? I ask you, do you have any brothels here? Who cares about your master's fault..." Tang Sanzang was anxious.
The Taoist boy was also anxious, his face turned red, and he said angrily: "You are so unreasonable. You want to find a brothel. You go to the mortal city to find it. What brothels are you looking for when you run to our Lingshan? Do you think our Lingshan is like a place where brothels are opened?"
Tang Sanzang was stunned, looked up at the city with golden light and divine light everywhere, then scratched his bald head and said to Sun Wukong: "Is this Lingshan?"
Chapter completed!