Chapter 199 Let's go!
Tang Sanzang said, "Yes, I didn't have any seasonings. What you ate yesterday was what I brought from outside the mountain."
When the black bear spirit heard this, the movements froze, and then the corner of his mouth twitched. The next moment he turned around and roared: "Tang Sanzang, you cheated me again!"
Tang Sanzang tilted his head and said, "No, this is the first time I cheated you. But there will be a second, third, and fourth time in the future... By the way, since you are a mountain guardian, you should know the distribution of small animals on the mountain, right? Come and introduce it to me, so I can think about what we can eat for lunch."
The black bear demon said in a crying voice: "Can't you change someone else's trick?"
Tang Sanzang said: "Is there anyone else here?"
The black bear spirit immediately pointed to the mountain and said, "There is also Muzha!"
Tang Sanzang said, "He doesn't look at the mountains and guard the forests, and he is not a beauty. Why should I ask him for?"
The black bear spirit was speechless for a moment.
Just then, a voice sounded: "Black bear, Sanwu, I am here to see you."
While speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva in a white dress walked out of the woods, followed by Yuliu Sun Buddha, who was about 1.2 meters tall.
Seeing the Bodhisattva coming, the black bear spirit was so scared that it was covered in cold sweat on its forehead, and its whole body was trembling, and he thought to himself: "This time I'm done. I'm probably going to be reincarnated in advance. This guy has been caught and is in action!"
The black bear demon lowered his head and did not dare to look up at all. He just hummed and said, "Greetings to the Bodhisattva."
Tang Sanzang was different. He didn't care at all, but leaned over openly. His eyes were on the dragon girl from beginning to end. He only saw Guanyin Bodhisattva and a short thing next to him from the corner of his eyes: "Bodhisattva, you are here... Oh, come here, what gifts are you bringing? You're so polite."
After saying that, this guy reached out to catch Juliusun, and didn't notice that Juliusun's face was as dark as coal at that moment.
What's even more terrible is that this guy added: "This piglet is quite fat..."
"Puff..." Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't bear it and laughed out loud on the spot: "Hahaha...piglet, hahaha..."
The dragon girl did not dare to laugh out loud out of respect for the Freshing Sun Buddha, but she felt uncomfortable. However, she glared at Tang Sanzang kindly and sent a message: "That is Freshing Sun Buddha, you can tell me after you see clearly!"
Tang Sanzang was stunned, then looked down at him, and then said in surprise: "Oh, I'm fucking, such a short Buddha..."
Fearing Liu Sun's face became darker.
Tang Sanzang grinned and leaned over with a kind look on his face: "Brother, is the groundhog a sperm? Or..."
"You are a martyr, your whole family is a martyr! Who has become a spirit? I am a human being and a Buddha, do you know?!" Yu Liusun could no longer hold it back and roared loudly.
Then he found that the bald man in front of him gradually had a smile, and all that was left was coldness: "Are you shouting at me?"
Yu Liusun then remembered what the guy in front of him was, and a trace of cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly smoothed out and said, "Elder Tang, he is not yelling at you."
Fearing Liusun looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva gratefully, nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, yes, yes..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva said, "He is calling you a marmot, and the whole family is a marmot."
Yu Liusun was still nodding and saying it was right, then realized something was wrong and quickly shouted: "Yes...not right!"
Tang Sanzang stood up straight, looked down with a ferocious look and said, "You are too much..."
Seeing that the bald man became more and more fierce, he was furious, but then he stubbornly stomped his feet and said to himself: "I am a Buddha after all. If I really fight, I may not lose. What am I afraid of him? The evil that is spread outside, will I not be fierce?"
Thinking of this, Yuliu Sun said, "It's because you're too much!"
Tang Sanzang said, "Oh... don't accept it?"
"I don't accept it!" Yu Liusun stretched his neck hard, but it was useless to lean on his neck just by relying on his neck.
"That's how..."
Tang Sanzang narrowed his eyes.
I am afraid of the Sun and I am not afraid at all.
Tang Sanzang pointed to the depths of the woods: "Let's talk inside?"
"Who is afraid of who?!" After Yu Liusun said that, he turned around and walked over there.
As a result, after only two steps, a storm broke out behind him!
Fearing Liu Sun turned around, he saw a big foot kicking at him. At the same time, the bald man looked sinister and laughed wildly with a successful conspiracy: "You are fooled, you are rolling ball!"
Bang!
"You actually attacked?! Are you still an individual?"
The angry curse of fear Liu Sun floated in the sky, but in the end he turned into a meteor and disappeared into the sky.
Tang Sanzang clapped his hands and said, "It's just such a thing, you still fight with me?"
After saying that, he suddenly realized that the scene was silent.
He looked at the black bear spirit, and the black bear spirit lowered his head and said nothing.
I looked at the Bodhisattva, and the Bodhisattva was smiling and looked very happy.
Looking at the Dragon Girl again, the Dragon Girl stared at her eyes and her mouth opened, looking disbelief...
Only then did Tang Sanzang remember that he seemed to have exposed his strength...
However, this guy had a thief heart under his stupid appearance. At the critical moment, he rushed to Guanyin Bodhisattva and cried: "Thank you for your help, I was almost bullied by the little gopher spirit... The Bodhisattva is mighty!"
When Muzha and the black bear spirit pounced, they said, "Shameless!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked embarrassed, and he knew very well that he had not taken action at all.
But it doesn’t matter whether they believe it or not. The innocent dragon girl next to her seemed to believe it. She slapped her hand and suddenly realized, “Ah, I understand, it turns out that it is the Bodhisattva’s meaning!”
She also knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva had a bad relationship with Yuliu Sun Buddha, so she naturally thought that it was the result of the Bodhisattva's benefit, Tang Sanzang took action, and the Bodhisattva's secret help.
Otherwise, it would not be explained by any means. Why would a young monk who was afraid of thunder, Muzha's harassment, and was afraid of being bullied by the black bear spirit kick a Buddha away with one kick.
Looking at such a innocent and stupid dragon girl, Muzha and the black bear spirit only have their heads...
Tang Sanzang took the opportunity to hug the dragon girl and cried loudly: "I'm scared to death... that gopher spirit is so scary!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't see it anymore and was about to expose the bald man, but the bald man gave up himself. While choking, he said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Bodhisattva, why are you here?"
Seeing that this guy had let go, Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped talking, but replied: "It's okay, I'm just here to see you... have a meal?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva just smiled and glanced at the feathers, fires, and bones on the ground...
Her smile froze: "These... look familiar."
The next moment, a roar came from the purple bamboo forest: "Tang Sanzang!"
Then a bald head lifted up the cassock and ran away with his long legs.
Behind him, a Bodhisattva was carrying a willow jade bottle and chasing him wildly...
Muzha and the black bear spirit have long seen Tang Sanzang's virtues, but this is the first time they have seen such a wild Bodhisattva, and they are amazed at the moment...
Chapter completed!