Chapter 37 Please start your show
It was too late to run away again, but the fist force came, and the entire quicksand river was trembling, and then it exploded. Wherever the fist force passed, all the river water went to the sky, shattered, and turned into steam all over the sky!
In the blink of an eye, the Liusha River, which was 800 miles wide, was knocked out by this powerful and arrogant punch to a huge ravine that was 300 miles wide and 800 miles long!
The river water was forcibly divided into two sides by this punch, and it was impossible to gather for a long time!
Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli, and Bailongma were speechless at the same time, and said to himself: "If you can think of this kind of water battle method, you must be the bald man in the world!"
Tang Sanzang looked at the bottom of the river happily.
There, a ball of yellow sand gathered, and Sha Wujing appeared there.
"Isn't dead?" Sun Wukong was surprised and took out the golden cudgel and killed him.
Zhu Gangli knew that this was a manifestation and could not fall behind, otherwise he would cause trouble and he might make lunch at any time!
So Zhu Gangli also took out his nine-toothed rake and screamed and rushed forward.
On the other side, Sha Wujing seemed to have recovered from the shock just now, when Sun Wukong hit the head with a stick, his brain burst on the spot and he couldn't get up.
Seeing this, Zhu Gangli shouted with distress: "Brother Monkey, you should leave it for me to beat me, so that's all, it's yours!"
Sun Wukong was also a little embarrassed: "I didn't expect this guy to be so careless."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the skull hanging around Sha Wujing's neck suddenly exploded, and then Sha Wujing's broken head quickly recovered, and the guy was resurrected on the spot!
Zhu Gangli saw it and exclaimed: "Hey, you can still be resurrected! Brother Monkey, I'll leave it to me this time!"
While speaking, Zhu Gangli raised his nine-toothed rake and was about to smash it down!
At the critical moment, Sha Wujing raised his Zen Staff to block the blow, and then shouted: "Master, I'm a misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"
"Master? Are you really Sha Wujing?" Sun Wukong and Zhu Gangli were both surprised.
In fact, they also thought Mu Zha had deceived them and wanted to use the bad guy in front of them to get out of trouble.
Now that Sha Wujing shouted like this, they were not able to do anything.
Tang Sanzang looked at the bearded guy who ran over, screaming and frowned, thinking about whether to punch him again.
Sha Wujing knelt in front of Tang Sanzang with a thud. The four-meter-high man cried into tears and cried loudly: "Master, it's really a misunderstanding. I am the general of the rolling curtain next to the Jade Emperor of Heaven. I accidentally broke the glass cup. I was sent to a dangerous place to guard it, but then I almost died. Thanks to the barefoot immortal who pleaded for me, I saved my life.
However, death penalty can be avoided, living penalty cannot be escaped, and he was demoted to earth and fell into this quicksand river.
Under the slightest coldness, I had to be a man-eating monster.
Every day, I have to suffer the pain of thousands of arrows piercing my heart...
Fortunately, Guanyin Bodhisattva enlightened him, saying that as long as you follow you to the West to obtain the scriptures, you can resolve all sins and even luck with your merits."
"Master, do you believe this?" Zhu Gangli came over and asked with a smile.
Tang Sanzang nodded and said, "Faith."
Zhu Gangli said in surprise: "Master, he doesn't have any certificate either. Do you believe it even if you say a few words?"
Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong, then looked at Zhu Gangli, and then looked at Sha Wujing, who was not very handsome, and said, "Because he is as ugly as you!"
At that moment, Zhu Gangli, Sun Wukong, and Sha Wujing all felt insulted.
Tang Sanzang sighed and said, "I have discovered that the Guanyin Bodhisattva in your mouth is either because of the aesthetic problem, it is intentional.
You said, I, a man from the West to seek Buddhist scriptures, are so lonely and boring along the way?
Arrange a girl for me, talk about life and life along the way, isn’t it good to pass the time?
Am I asking too much?"
Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli, Sha Wujing, and Bailongma really want to say that it is too much, too much!
You are a monk and you still miss women all day long. Who are you too much?
And are you sure you are just talking about life, not about life?
But if you think about it carefully, this guy is not a monk himself, so it seems normal to have this idea.
But Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged them here, and he was not waiting for him!
He was full of threads in his heart, but he nodded vigorously on the surface and said in unison: "It's too much, too much!"
Tang Sanzang said, "Oh, let's arrange for me a monkey, pigs and men, but they are ugly than the other!
Too much!”
This time, my brothers didn't say anything, and whoever responded would be equivalent to admitting that he was ugly.
Obviously, men and women are the same. They can despise others as ugly, but they cannot deny their handsomeness.
Speaking of this, Tang Sanzang looked at Sha Wujing and said, "It is not easy to walk on the road to the West. The people I bring are all useful people.
I can play monkeys and pay back the money when I have no money.
I can kill pigs and eat meat when I have no food.
The little white horse can ride it, tell me, what's the use of you?
I will show you my talents for three minutes. If not, get out as soon as possible.”
Hearing this, Sha Wujing had the first time he wanted to retreat. Perhaps he would have been hungry in the Liusha River. It would not be too miserable to be pierced by thousands of arrows when he was fine.
But everyone has come, and he dare not really retreat.
He was afraid that the thief would punch him again!
There are not many substitute skeletons...
Sha Wujing tentatively said, "I can protect..."
Before the words "Protecting You to the West" were released, Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel, Zhu Gangli took out the nine-toothed rake, looked at him with his head tilted, as if saying, "Protect him? Is it necessary for you?"
Sha Wujing immediately changed his words and said, "I can carry the burden."
Zhu Gangli said, "Don't, that burden is mine, you can find another job."
"I can lead a horse!" Sha Wujing shouted.
Sun Wukong said: "Brother Sha, it's my job to lead a horse. Are you doing something else?"
Sha Wujing looked at Tang Sanzang with no expression on his face, and his forehead was so anxious that he was filled with sweat...
At this moment, he had an idea and said, "Master, I actually know a lot and I can do a lot."
Don’t you want to make money by playing monkeys? I can help you beat drums and drums.
Don’t you want to kill pigs and eat meat? I can help you heat the pot.
Aren't you riding a horse? I can help you get hay and nail horseshoes.
In addition to these, they are like leading monkeys, walking horses, and feeding pigs;
What are the things you do when washing clothes and cooking, rub shoulders and backs? I am proficient in everything!
By the way, I have a good cooking skills and have worked with chef theology a few times. I am especially good at the whole pig feast!”
When he said these words, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangli, and Bailongma's face became darker the more he heard...
However, Tang Sanzang's eyes became brighter and brighter as he heard it. He clapped his hands and said, "You are sure, all you said is OK."
Chapter completed!