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Chapter 252 You are too much!

(During the Sanjiang period, friends who have tickets please go and order Sanjiang tickets)

After pondering for a while, I finally decided to throw away the views that Seno had just put forward. Sometimes it may not be a good thing to be too strong in brain replenishment. For example, it is like a man sitting on the ground with a smile on his face, holding a rag in his hand, cleaning up a golden liquid that he accidentally leaked out.

No, don't try to imagine it!

That portrait is so beautiful that it will destroy my three views!

I raised my arms and made several chest expansion movements. Then I finally drove Sano's words out of my mind. After I adjusted my condition, I turned my head and looked at Sano following behind, and asked on a new topic: By the way, Sano, do you have any places you particularly want to visit?

Lord Demon King, follow wherever you want. Seno bowed slightly, but his movements were not too big. Although he had disguised himself as a beauty, even if he was dressed normally on the street, he still had a certain degree of return.

Well, this problem is very difficult. Since Sano is an undead creature, facilities such as cafes or dessert shops that ordinary couples go to when they are dating cannot be visited. Although the other world does not mean that there are no cinemas, the number of screenings is far less than that of modern earthly planets. Many times, a few movies will be taken out for a specific time in a week, and the theaters with higher popularity rates in cinemas will only have programs at night.

After a while of my thoughts, I found that the dating mode on Earth could not be applied to another world... No, if the dating itinerary for the purpose of placing a bed would be easily implemented, but if I really plan to do this, I might as well stay in the dormitory obediently. Although I have trouble with doing my own afterwards, the familiar environment can often make people get into the state faster.

Bang! I slapped hard on my face, thinking about something messy.

I found that the world in my brain was too rich, so I decisively gave up thinking and asked Seno: Otherwise, I would like to ask this, what are you more interested in?

Even if it is a question that can be answered by reflexes, when the questioner is me, Sano will always think about it for a while before he answers: Lord Demon.

ha?

Seeing that I didn't understand what I wanted to express, Sano reiterated his answer: The subordinate means that the devil is something that the subordinate is interested in. Speaking of the last place, Sano also deliberately emphasized the word "在在在".

Well, people can indeed be considered a kind of thing.

It was my fault if I didn't ask the question clearly, so I asked again. Seno, what activities are you more interested in? After saying that, I was afraid that I would make the same mistake again, so I added in time: Eliminate things related to me, don't think I don't know what you are thinking. Sleeping can't be considered an activity.

Sano's mouth was closed in an instant, and I didn't understand the depression that the words she wanted to say were blocked first, but this level of blow could undoubtedly not affect Sano, because she soon cheered up again.

Since that's the case, please let your subordinates accompany you to inspect the academy. After saying that, Sai Nuo deliberately raised his foot and stepped on the academy path under his foot: The reason why you chose to become a teacher in the academy must be to enter the school and secretly develop the inside line during the lurking period. Finally, with the support of your accomplices, you will win the position of principal in the college and then gain the right to speak in the education industry...

Seeing that Sano was about to enter the excitement mode, I quickly raised my hand and gave her a bullet: Sano, I wonder if you have ever heard of a world-weary killer?

My subordinates didn't know. Even though they didn't feel any pain, Sano still touched his forehead that I had just attacked.

The story begins like this. Once upon a time, a killer was bored with his own human being, so one night the killer walked into a dark alley, took out the crossbow he carried, pointed it at a young man who was peeing in the dark alley and asked: What is one plus one equal?

Sano didn't answer, quietly waiting for me to finish the story.

The young man answered the correct answer at that time, one plus one equals two, so he heard a whoosh suddenly in the dark alley. I used my right hand to shape a pistol, and blew a breath towards the index finger, completely blew away the non-existent smoke: the young man was killed by an arrow by a killer, and standing next to the young man's corpse, the world-weary killer spoke coldly: You know too much!

In fact, there is still a second half of this story. In the later story, an old lady was blocked by the same killer in the dark alley, and was pointed at her head with a gun and asked the same question.

The old lady thought that if she answered two, she would definitely be killed, so she had an idea and answered three of the Arabic numerals.

bump!

With a gunshot, the old lady still died under the killer, and gave a very novel statement about the killer who was killed by the old **: You are too much!

From a realistic perspective, this is just a cold joke, but if you say it in a serious tone, it will often become a warning if you think about it.

As for the gun that the killer originally held in the joke was in another world because I was in another world at this time, I changed it to a crossbow that I entered the country according to the customs... Well, this is not the point anyway, so I will just say it.

Faced with my warning, Sano was silent first and then suddenly stretched out his right hand and spread his five fingers and blocked it not far from my cheek.

Before I could react, I was surprised by Sano's inexplicable actions, and I heard a sudden sound of objects breaking through the air. Then, before I could react, a powerful shock wave came from the position where Sano blocked it.

Lord Demon King, you seem to have been attacked. You obviously used your body to take an attack, but there was no sign of pain on Sano's face. He just calmly pulled his hand back and showed the object he had just intercepted in front of me.

It was a white, covered with small holes and hard... hard baseball?!

I dare say this is probably just an ordinary accident, but if I know in the future which bastard is fine and hit the ball so far, I swear in my grandfather's name. I take the baseball from the palm of Seno, and even the ball is hot when I get it. You must know that hard baseball can smash bricks. If I accidentally get hit, I will not die with the current integration with the law, but I am afraid I will end up in the emergency department of the ambulance center.

Oh, I almost forgot that I was wearing the Demon King's exclusive cloak. If I was hit, it would be the most likely to stimulate the shield attached to the cloak... Well, that guy's good luck doesn't need to see the so-called tentacle hell. At most, I would send him to the tentacle farm in the academy to enjoy a night. I'll be even.

I imagined the appearance of the abominable batter in my mind, and Seno, who was beside me, was already eager to try to wait for me to order her to catch the batter.

Sorry, I seemed to accidentally fly to this direction when I watched the ball just now. Have you seen our baseball?

The shouts of male students came from not far away, and Seno and I looked at each other and smiled. I didn't expect that the prey would come to the door by themselves. The poor guy definitely didn't expect any tragedy that would come to him next... But then again, why does this guy's voice sound familiar?

When I was trying to compare the figures that kept waving towards me and Seno with the voices I knew, I quickly realized that I had no need for it, because the other party ran very fast, and soon the other party's true face was officially revealed.

Xu Mo, I guessed whether it was you when I saw this back from a distance, but I didn’t expect that this would be me. I didn’t want to say much about the handsome brunette guy who carried the bat and appeared with a bright smile on his face. Naturally, Lucario, who was pretending to be Lucalio, the fate of the brave and the devil cheating father was activated again.

Yes, the ball you bastard almost exploded in my head. I rolled my eyes and threw the baseball back to Lucario with anger. When I met this guy, I really had no choice but to do anything to him. Unless I planned to revolt immediately, it would be better to live in peace with Lucario in a short period of time: I remember you are not a student of this academy, is it okay to sneak in like this?

Anla, today I was specially invited to participate in the on-campus baseball team competition. Lucario took the baseball I threw and stuffed it into his pocket, and then scratched his cheek with his index finger: But the trouble is that there are a few people in their team temporarily absent today. Now I want to make up two teams and three people are missing. Even if you and the beautiful girl next to me who always feels a little kind-faced for some reason, they are still one person away.

Please see how could Seno not feel kind-hearted? They have a relative who is far older than you!

I resisted the desire to complain, and in order to dilute Lucario's attention to Seno standing beside me, I had to put on Zhang Wu's face and protest in a weak tone: Is it okay if you just count me into the team without asking this?

Lucario was indeed caught in the trap and shrugged at me and said: Anyway, I can't fight if I don't get all of them, but the trouble is that there is still one player missing.

So what if you count the little guy at your feet?

What little man?

I didn't say anything, but just reached out and stood at Lucario's feet, wearing baseball gloves in my hand and said with a look of choosing me! Choose me! Choose me! Choose me! The sharp-toothed loli with the words "Talk".

Compared to my calmness, Lucario instantly showed a ghost expression and said to himself in disbelief: Uh, I remember that I had locked her in the hotel before leaving the door...

Don't care, you have to know that every loli has more or less special skills. In short, congratulations on being entangled by the loli, hahahaha. I clapped my hands, and my expression was filled with gloating about Lucario's embarrassing appearance.

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Miscellaneous talk:

The first update today.

With the support of all readers, I didn’t expect that this book would actually rush into the top five in Sanjiang.

Since this is the case, I should respond to your expectations.

Even though the votes of the top three were as high as a mountain, Coach Anxi had said: If you give up now, the game will really end.

So please ask all readers to accompany Maokuan for a while.

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