Chapter 295 Hello, this is my business card
Before traveling through time, I saw a plot in a work called "The Diary of the God of Death", which was the main theme of describing the first conversation between the two parties when they met as the mortal enemy when they arrived at the Necromancer Academy.
Necromancers who are not very good at lying said this: You are here, although we are not very welcome.
We are here, although we don’t really want to come. The paladins who will not lie responded unfriendly with a stern face.
The plot of the above novel will not really happen. After all, even if the two colleges are in conflict, in order to protect the pure hearts of ignorant and unknown students, both faculty and staff will at least do superficial work. Of course, this premise must be established that the students do not understand the slander of the faculty and staff under both sides of the faculty and staff, which hold guns and sticks, or even curse without swearing.
Lucky Meeting. As a welcome guest, a female elf is a female elf. Everyone on the mainland knows that elf has a good appearance. Apart from the disadvantage of being a flat breast, it is perfect to be a model or a receptionist.
I was the highest leader of the college visiting group in name, so the bearded man who had reached a consensus with me in the carriage before retreating here and kicked me out as a target for someone else's gun.
Ignoring the welcome band playing enthusiastically, these bands were obviously uneasy. Whenever I opened my mouth and wanted to speak, their performance would increase by a large stage. Obviously, they wanted to cover my voice with music and force me to increase the volume.
Hello, this is my business card. I took out the business card from my pocket and handed it over. As expected, the welcome band really strengthened the performance.
Sorry. What did you say just now, this mentor? The elf woman did not take the business card, but asked with a smile on her face.
I said, this is my business card. I curled my lips and repeated the words again, but the voice was blocked by the welcome band again.
Sorry, the band's performance just now was too loud, and I really didn't hear it clearly. The elf woman smiled, but her words were sarcastic: Can you please say it again?
...Not angry, I am not angry. If it weren't for the public now, I would have spitted water on her face first.
The beauty is amazing. I have seen so many beauties. What's more, if you compare to the small breasts, Luweika, who has been rushing into the home girl recently, is definitely a complete elf woman in front of her.
I opened my eye mask by stroking my face, and after doing a trivial matter in the operating rules, I raised my head and took a breather.
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed that the elf woman was using gestures to hint at the band. I didn't have to think about it and knew that it must be waiting for me to tell the band not to move when I yelled hard. I made me embarrassed and gave the college a strong warning.
If I really just shouted in the original way, that's true. Unfortunately, I used the rules before this to secretly use them.
After taking a breath, I put my hands beside my mouth to make a vocal reinforcing cylinder. I shouted with all my strength: I just said,! And it is a small pink dot, a cute style that completely disagrees with your appearance. Judging from the color of the fabric, you must have worn this piece for a long time, right? According to the information I learned, as a teacher, you must be loyal. As long as you speak, I will turn around and go to the town to buy you a dozen new ones!
Without the interference of the band, and based on human subconscious reactions, not only the students of the college visiting group, but also the bands, mentors and onlookers who came to visit and make soy sauce all looked at the part of the elf woman in charge of receiving.
No, I was wearing a robe today. The elf woman said calmly, and was not misled by my random nonsense.
Yes, it's a robe. I just made a joke to ease the atmosphere. I hung up a warm smile and patted the elf woman on the shoulder.
Seeing my kind attitude, when the onlookers thought they would expose the reception like this, they heard the sound of tearing a piece of cloth, and the robe on the elf woman instantly turned into countless pieces of cloth and left with the wind.
Everyone in the venue was stunned, including the college's visiting student group.
The white skin was exposed to the air, except for the slightly smaller breasts, everything else, including the figure and appearance, was completely in line with the general aesthetics of mainland residents. More importantly, the close-fitting clothes worn by elf women were impartial, which happened to be the same as the style I had previously blinded, which was a pink dot pattern...
As the initiator of the incident, I was definitely one of the few people present who did not fall into a blank state. Needless to say, the elves' robe was naturally tampered by me. In order to avoid attracting others' suspicion, I did not use magic, but chose to use the rules to directly reduce the durability of the robe on her body to a negative value. Therefore, it was just a light touch of the robe and it was declared damaged.
, often he would look at her reflexively, and count in his heart for a few seconds, and when he expected that the onlookers should recover from his surprise, my face also looked extremely surprised, then took a few steps back, raised his hands before the elf woman screamed, and shouted: What's wrong, I swear to just touch her shoulder gently, the magic disability present testified for me, I absolutely did not use magic.
Yes, I can testify for you, there is indeed no elemental fluctuation on you. The person who said this unexpectedly was the elf woman with only close clothes left on her body. She did not scream like an ordinary woman, but turned around and prepared to borrow a coat to wrap her around her students.
The ancients once said: If you have passed seventy, you will do whatever you want and do not go beyond the rules.
From this, it is inferred that the elf woman in front of her must be an old woman who pretends to be young due to her racial talent.
Well, this is a visual society, as long as you are young and beautiful, your actual age and other issues are no problem.
The band attacked our academy and became at a disadvantage. Then I secretly broke the elf woman's robe and turned it back. I thought the battle would end here with a draw, but the elf woman didn't care about exposing her skin like this. Under the other party's calm attitude, the advantage could not help but lean towards the visiting academy again.
Pay attention to the mustache from the corner of your eyes. The actual person in power still seems to have no sign of standing up, which means that this confrontation must continue.
Just as I racked my brains to prepare for the next wave of offensive, a powerful cheer suddenly came from the visiting group of our college.
OK Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I felt the breath of my companion! A male student with a not-sturdy figure squeezed out of the crowd, then grabbed the clothes and stumbled his hands to the side, and then pulled his shirt in public.
The male student who pulled the shirt stood out of the line, turned around and pointed his fingers towards the sky, and then made bodybuilding movements without looking at others' strange eyes.
The male student's upper arm biceps were blooming, and with the cooperation of the upper arm triceps and deltoid muscles, the frontal biceps instantly exploded throughout the venue.
The big chest muscles could not suppress their ups and downs, and the male student, who was obviously just a human, actually roared that was comparable to the orc battle cry.
Finally, the male student clasped his hands and fists downwards and mobilized all the muscle fibers from the sternocleidomastoid muscle to the rectus abdominis, presenting the golden ratio obtained by ancient Greek scholars for many years.
Oh, it's over! Yalong, who was mixed in the visiting student group, saw the appearance and almost vomited blood after being injured and vomited: the senior is sick again.
The calming potion brought from the college yesterday was used up, and the senior had not taken any medicine. The lion's head looked at the senior's back and said awkwardly why the senior jumped out and stole the spotlight.
After performing a series of optional actions, the male student smiled brightly, picked up the clothes that had been torn on the ground and turned back to the team. The college taught everyone not to litter everywhere.
The senior's random actions unexpectedly became a critical blow. Fang recovered from the shock of the elves's female slap, but was immediately destroyed by the bodybuilding show of our academy. The welcome team, including the members of the performance band, was not only inexplicably strange, but also in his mind, as if his mind had been tied into a dead knot, and he could not move at all.
Tutor Xu Mo, all the students in your college are like this... Special? After taking the business card I gave me, the elf woman put on a coat she took from the stunned student next to her and pronounced my name.
Even if no one needs to explain the current situation, both sides know that this welcome meeting has completely become a farce. In order to avoid both sides from continuing to be embarrassed, the best way is to end the talks as soon as possible and then arrange students from our college to move into the dormitory.
After reaching a consensus in a brief sensation, I nodded and responded: That guy is a special example. You also know that bards are, sometimes they will inevitably be frightened.
Xiaomouzi also appeared at this time and took over my job: Mentor Meg, it has been a year since the last meeting. Today, our college students are tired from the journey, so I will ask you to arrange the dormitory location after that.
Our hospital has prepared for this part, so I'll take you there in person.
Thank you for your trouble.
Xiaomouzi shook hands with Meg and observed the blue veins on the backs of their hands. It can be seen that both sides have been aggrieved for a long time, but they were forced to hold on because they were in public. No wonder Xiaomouzi privately agreed with the principal of the college to explain my destructive behavior.
I was not interested in the struggle under the water of the two mentors above, so I stood aside and started to move my thoughts.
The college visit is a few days before the college visit, students are free to choose interested courses to attend. Because it is too late to arrive at the college visit today, they must wait until tomorrow to officially visit.
To knock down the enemy, you must first understand him. It should be fine if you want to get into a seat as a visiting instructor. Next, let me return to my student status and observe the teaching methods of others. (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, the novel is better, updated and faster!
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Chapter completed!