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Chapter 370 My God, what do you want to do?

Help! Help! Help!

In a down-and-out mountain village hidden in the business road forest, a middle-aged man with angular face and scars on his head looked frightened. He screamed like a little girl seeing a cockroach, and then waved his arms vigorously, just like trying to escape in a hurry with free-style paddling on the ground.

Alas, I am another unlucky child who has not had a will check. At the only exit of the copycat house, the eye mask I usually wear has already taken off. Since the Battle of the Dragon Battle, my skills in controlling the laws have also risen like a rocket. The various ideas that were limited by strength in the past were almost impossible to achieve, now are almost the same as being free to twist.

After I took the thieves and sisters out of the road in a semi-force manner, I did not forget the original purpose of this trip. Since I had the help of a local tour guide, it would be no problem to find the thief's hiding place. At the beginning, the thief who did not trust my strength failed to persuade me several times, and then gave up the idea of ​​asking me to go home, and took my brother to accompany me, my future boss, and started this muddy water.

If I really encounter trouble, I will try my best to rescue me. The idea that the thieves and brothers and sisters hold is not realized in the end. Not to mention Lu Weika, who can blow up the entire other world alone, has the blood and infinite magic plug-in, even if I want to fight the thieves near the entire business road alone, it will be no problem at all. These five slags who have not even touched the elite are purely dishes. Thanks to them, I was depressed by the dragon and ran away and finally found a vent.

There is no elemental magic, nor does it use the law of dodging to engage in hand-to-hand combat. The only thing that defeats this group of thieves known as the largest force around the business road is to defeat the word "simple fear".

Looking at a group of strong men with muscles and some of their faces with eye masks running in panic in the conference hall, the hidden evil taste in my heart was very satisfied, although I didn't understand why since I started, the thieves and sisters' eyes at me instantly changed from the original look of the fool to the reverence and a little horror... Well, the part above that I don't know the reason is purely because I am pretending to be stupid. In fact, if an enemy can manipulate innocent people and let them shoot into the anus of my teammates like a missile, I will definitely go crazy and want to go crazy to get farther away from him, the better.

There is a skill called Escape Master in Dungeons and Dragons (dnd), and the description of this skill is as follows:

Difficulty level: 80 (super narrow space).

Suitable for when players want to pass through gaps that cannot even their own heads.

For medium-sized creatures, the gap must be at least two inches (five centimeters) square.

Every time the size of the body is smaller, the minimum gap size limit is reduced by half.

The size limit for each level of body size doubles.

If the space you want to enter is very narrow (such as a chimney), the dungeon owner can request multiple checks.

This is a skill that looks very ordinary. From a martial arts perspective, it is actually very similar to the so-called bone shrinkage skill in China, but it just seems that this skill that does not seem to be awesome at first glance. Under the sudden idea of ​​a character operator, it exerts the brilliance of the eyes.

Does this mean that if I pass the escape check with difficulty 80, I can climb into someone else's chrysanthemum?

The most amazing thing about the table game of Dungeons and Dragons is that as long as the number of dice you roll is correct. Nothing can be done, so with this sentence, a picture is clearly formed in my mind.

Imagine a group of people planning to fight against the evil mage who is in a pre-order. However, the mage requires only the warrior to enter the final battle venue, and he also needs to leave his weapons and armor outside.

It sounded obviously that the warrior's request to die was agreed by everyone in the team. Then when the warrior entered the final battlefield and the villain began to make a long talk, the half-ling thief holding the dagger suddenly jumped out of the warrior's anus, and then stabbed the little bastard to death with a knife, and everyone was happy to end.

Perhaps it is impossible to deeply understand the horror of this sudden whim just by describing the battle process. So, to give a clear example, try to imagine the following scene.

Oak thief slapped his barbed iron gloves hard, sparking sparks, and then he lit the oil that had been applied earlier, allowing the fire-resistant ring to wrap him in a red light.

The target of the scheduled attack was the black-robed mage who was pinned on the ground by his teammates in wrestling posture. The bastard guy attacked them a few years ago while the Oak Thieves' team was unprepared, forcing the Oak Thieves' best friend who had been playing since childhood to adulthood to death.

Ermao, you must avenge me!

Dog Zuozi, I once vowed to torture the murderer who killed you with the cruelest means. Today, this wish was finally realized. My close friend's words still echoed in my ears before his death. Oak Thief showed a cruel sneer at the black-robed mage: Get ready, little fairy mage, I'm going to crawl in.

Out of personal conscience, it is best for friends with strong brain-enhancing skills to try to imagine what it was at that time. There are many things in the world like Pandora's magic box. You can be curious about what is installed in it, but don't think about opening it anyway.

Well, in order for me to be able to have Chinese food later, let’s stop obsessing with this disgusting topic and instead move the perspective back to reality.

Referring to the rules of the Dungeons and Dragons game, no matter what the ability value and skill points of the character themselves are, as long as the player can roll the 20-side dice on the 20-side dice, the next behavior of the character will definitely succeed. With the support of the law, I almost have a special dice in my hand that will only roll the 20-side dice in any case.

Yes, this also means that as long as I want, the bandits who are used as ammunition flight props will all become omnipresent masters of escape.

There are very few survivors in the village who are still awake. Most of the thieves fell to the ground in a group of two people at this time. As the most powerful bandit leader, although the boss of the thieves has not yet been attacked, his initial majestic expression has long disappeared. Looking at his miserable appearance, he believes that even his subordinates who are most familiar with him or their biological mothers in the past will not be able to recognize him according to time.

Just like the most common plot in horror movies, the bandit leader who only cares about turning back is not aware of it for a moment. He accidentally kicked his subordinate who was unconscious under his feet and staggered suddenly, and then fell into a mess and threw a vicious dog into a shit.

Without giving the bandit leader a chance to get up and run again, I ruthlessly raised my right hand and waved it. The second head of the army, who was stunned by me and threw it in mid-air as an ammunition reserve, immediately pointed his head at the bandit leader's butt raised high because of the fall...

As if he had expected what would happen in the future, the bandit leader's facial expression was distorted to the extreme in an instant.

Oh my god, don’t you want to do anything? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

After a shrill scream, everything finally came to peace.

Alas, after doing all this, I suddenly felt like I had broken through my lower limit. I patted my hands and sighed at my moral integrity of not paying back. When I turned around and faced the thieves and brothers, a cheerful smile appeared on my face: Regarding the argument that I had no way to suppress bandits before, I wonder if you are satisfied with this answer?

Hearing what I said, the expressions on the thieves' brother and sister's faces suddenly became very exciting. The thieves' brother even trembled with his fingers and asked in surprise: Have you done so many things, can you achieve success just to prove that you can suppress bandits with empty hands?!

I shrugged and said: Otherwise, there would be some other reason.

He kindly answered the question of Brother Thieves, but the brother and sister also distanced me a longer distance. The girl Thieves hid next to Luweika and asked nervously: Is there any problem with your friend doing this?

There is a problem.

Luvika's unthinking answer made the thieves feel relieved. At least one of the two groups has medicine to save. However, just as the thieves had just given this idea from their minds, Luvika's next sentence instantly made the thieves' expressions condense on both faces.

Attacking the vital points of creatures can indeed effectively crippled and lose their mobility. However, only doing this can not effectively kill the enemy. According to the most efficient plan, a blasting effect should be attached to the flying weapon. After the flying weapon enters the target discharge port, it will be detonated, and completely tilt the enemy's body from the inside out. He said without changing his face that the thieves and sisters quietly moved to the side. Lu Weika turned his head and raised a question. The context difference made the listener ashamed: According to my judgment, the time is approaching the meal time of humans. I wonder if I can taste the business road special meal you and the other two mentioned earlier?

After opening his mouth, the thief brother and sister felt the invisible pressure emitted from Luweika, and finally failed to raise the courage to refuse. (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, the novel is better and faster!
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