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Chapter Five Hundred and Twenty-Five There is no reason to worry about the description of me in future generations.

Regardless of Spider-Man who can speak for himself, I wonder if you are accustomed to using your left or right hand when masturbating?

Normally, I think many people use their hands.

As far as I am concerned about my right hand, I am actually a left-handed guy. The reason is very simple and clear, after all, I have to hold a mouse with the right hand.

Because the forms of masturbation are different, some people like to lie down, some like to watch movies, and some like to solve the problem while taking a bath. As for me, I am always used to watching something to cheer up when masturbating. After all, if you don’t find something to divert attention and keep staring at your own words, it will easily become less and less energetic when masturbating.

Well, maybe someone will talk about such a topic that is self-exploding for no reason, but please be calm. In short, what I want to express here is... Damn, there are no side dishes available in another world!

Neither the Internet nor the publishing industry is developed, and the high price of the magic stones in the projection installations is destined to basically not see the traces of romance action movies on the market in another world.

Yes, I know Beatrice has the habit of taking secret photos, but I can't use the light that I am the protagonist of the film like that.

Look at how bad it is to travel through time, it is difficult to even try to adjust your body and mind.

If there are other people present, I will definitely not help but complain: Since there are harems, I will still be fucking my own wool!

For this reason, I am talking to myself as an answer. Even though there is no shortage of opposite sex around me, sometimes I still want to keep in mind others and enjoy myself without any burden!

The verb that is most suitable for metaphor for holding hands with Seno is called extraction. Diana is because of psychological disorders. Luvika is no different from a dead fish in bed. Beatrice has too many tricks and has to stage an expansion reality show from time to time. The taste is so heavy that it makes people breathless... It may not feel special when adapting to the atmosphere at the moment, but every time I think about it afterwards, I feel chilled. The pharmacist is so scary. Even if I pull out all the things I shouldn't pull, it depends on whether it's going to be cut off or stuffed back. Anyway, after the medicine is bottled, it will become no different from the new product without Kaifeng.

Looking back on the dark history that is unbearable to memorable, I unconsciously pulled the topic away again. No matter what happens, the only person I want to rely on now is Xiaoyou. Only he can understand my mood best, instead of being pulled by the other party halfway through, every time I waited for a shock, I would find that I accidentally ran to the lower position again.

OK, I have talked enough, and now there are two questions in front of me.

First, I want to masturbate but don’t have side dishes.

Secondly, it is impossible to fully achieve satisfaction by using Xiaoyou's words.

Sorry, Xiaoyou, but it turns out that the simple up and down friction still feels that something is missing.

With serious fingers crossed, I sat in the study with a gloomy expression and began to think seriously.

People always feel the feelings of other poor people when they are short of money. Now Japan wants to masturbate, but unexpectedly discovers the lack of things that can be fun in another world. Thinking of those children who are in adolescence, there is no Internet or Huangshu. Even if they have both hands, the lake of the soul will definitely only gradually dry up over time, or it may be due to excessive labor, which will lead to optimization and eco-nourishment.

Yes, it is true that the average marriage age in another world is lower than that in modern earths, and it is not illegal to use money to find a partner in a special place to hold hands, but this is not enough! We should consider those who have no money and no partner, for example, adventurers on the way to explore, we should know that not the ratio of men and women in each team is similar, and the other party is willing to let you hold hands.

So as the future supreme leader of the demon world, I think it is really necessary to solve this problem, and it is urgent.

Staring at your right hand, and repeatedly opening and closing your palms, and finally holding them vertically and moving up and down. How can you satisfy yourself whenever and wherever you are, as long as you feel, you can stroke your hair without getting your hands dirty?

Think, think more seriously, eliminate the thoughts of racking other things───and then come up with the answer.

I took out the love species that I contacted with Beatres and put it on the table. After confirming that the communication was established, I spoke firmly: Beatres, I have a premonition of a new product. After dealing with the matter at hand, I came to me and then notified the dark priests of the production department to prepare the following items...

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A few days later, the Demon King's study in this city.

Located right in front of the desk, Beatrice holds the form of recent sales results and development schedule in his hand, like me making a report.

At present, the sales of new products are in good condition. The initial 10,000 sets of production have been cut. At the same time, there are more than tens of thousands of orders and the number continues to increase. The number of special stores in Demon City, which is the sales point, has increased to 197, which is twice as high as the 72 stores last week. Among them, the sales situation of commercial cities, Free City and Elf Union is the most prominent. After nearly half an hour of sales data and analysis, the final summary was completed in one sentence, Beatres fixed the form on the bulletin board of the study, and then turned his head to look at the new products placed on the desk, with a bit of admiration in his expression: It is worthy of Xu Mo, who can actually come up with such a novel product. While manufacturing opportunities, it also opened up the markets of Elf Alliance and Free City.

No, don’t think so much, that’s just an unexpected gain. When I decided to give birth, I didn’t think so much. I waved my hand and looked at the airplane cup on the desk, and my mood was really mixed.

At first, I only wanted to make it based on the internal structure of the aircraft cup I had seen in my memory, but who would have expected that after genetically improving the tentacles and special drugs, Beatres actually gave birth to a new variety that could mimic itself as 100% the same as the internal structure of the holes I had drilled before.

More importantly, because tentacles are, this different world version of the plane cup is actually fully automatic. Just put it on, the tentacles will naturally start to move. What's even better is that the tentacles are staple food for the plane cup, which is equivalent to avoiding the trouble of feeding and cleaning afterwards. It is simply a must-have artifact for men to travel when they go out.

Fortunately, there is no stock market in another world, and the rules that require companies to publicly pay income and expenditure statements. Otherwise, seeing these sales results, there will probably be shameful nouns such as the aircraft cup economy.

Looking back at that time, the fourth demon king successfully developed the world's first aircraft cup in the year x month of the Demon King...

For no reason, I suddenly began to worry about the later generations' accounts of me.
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