No matter what it is, once a rare prefix is ​​hung, it is like a figure with three limited edition characters. No matter whether it is of higher quality, it will be more expensive anyway.

Is Chen Changan the kind of person who is short of money?

He clicked on the hot searches, and the title of the post that ranked first in the hot searches was "No one knows rare materials better than me."

The content is full of exaggeration and artificiality, and a simple thing is made out of ten posts, and the comments below are even more envious and jealous.

"Fifty free shipping to relieve your sorrow!"

“nmsl?”

"You must forget to bring paper when you go to the bathroom!"

"With your wife will cheat after you die!"

Seeing the word "官网", Chen Changan remained silent, and tears were shedding in his heart. He complained:

He has no papers~

Not only Chen Chang'an, but also humans in the world are no longer noble and civilized when they are on Earth, after coming to the deep-sea world, everyone does not need paper and everyone is Indian.

Chen Changan briefly translated the content of the hot post. In fact, the poster disdained to deal with weak sharks (don't dare to hunt sharks). He relied on his ability to swim and explore the secrets of the deep-sea world (accidentally fell into the water), and happened to find a big sea turtle under the sea (used by the big sea turtle as food). He used fresh fish internal organs to tempt the big sea turtle to the sea (forced to throw out all the food to divert the big sea turtle's attention), and finally culled it (after feeding it to cook).

Not only did drifting supplies explode, but a large bathtub filled with soil was also hooked up.

There is nothing below.

The rest of the text is all proud and boasted, such as "making mankind great again", "I nodded and we can return to the earth", "I am really excellent".

The system information can be screenshotted to the forum, but the poster did not post the system information of the bathtub boat, which made Chen Changan quite unhappy.

Not long after, some strange accounts appeared in the hot posts, and every word and action contained rich experience in Weibo provoking trouble.

"No one understands the poster better than me! He is just bragging!"

"No, no, no, no, no, no one really takes bragging as real!"

"This person is a liar!"

At the other end of the ocean, a blonde man waving an accordion was so angry that he almost stomped the raft and ran into a mad manner with these netizens.

However, these people did not play by the rules and were always teasing the blonde:

"He's anxious, he's anxious, he's anxious!"

"The more you explain, the more you conceal it!"

"No one knows bragging better than me!"

The laning and fighting attracted more attention from the melon-eating crowd.

The blonde man was so angry that his face flushed, and directly posted the system information obtained by the bathtub boat to the forum.

【Old bathtub boat (planting)】

Quality: White

Durability: 60/100

Description: The 1.5mX2m miniature planting boat is transformed from a large women's bathtub and contains a lot of soil.

Special effects: Accelerate the growth of plants and double the growth rate of ordinary plants.

Accessories: Rare Salt Island Mud, Sea Cabbage Seed X1000.

Evaluation: The fragrance of Nangong Cuihua remains on the wooden board.

At the end, the blonde man said proudly:

"This ship is not a sale!"

"Good stuff~"

Chen Changan turned off his trumpet, with no joke in his tone. Looking at the system information of the planting ship, he said sternly:

"I'm sure I can take this ship. Jesus can't keep him as I said!"

Given the strategy of using small trumpet to fight, Chen Changan invited a large trumpet!

Post large number!

[Just now, I saw an arrogant maniac who said he could travel back to Earth by nodding his head. I asked you, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?]

[No, it's this person - @发号's account name]

As the poster of the long-term hot post "Collection of Survival Experiences for Novice", Chen Changan's large account retained hundreds of active fans with a stable and updated attitude. When he posted a new post for the first time, his reading volume instantly exceeded 1,000.

After the blonde man posted the system information of the bathtub boat, Chen Changan's many small trumpets were gone. He mocked his account one by one in the comments and announced:

"I declare that I won the American debate...the victory in this debate! Maga!"

Seeing that many accounts turned into gray avatars, the people who were eating melons lost interest. After typing comments like "Yes, yes, you won", they patted their butts and left.

Next second!

A large number of fans attacked!

Thousands of netizens who have been helped by popular posts "Collection of Survival Experiences for Novice" appeared one after another and copied and pasted them uniformly:

"Arrogant, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"

"Arrogant, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"

"Arrogant, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"

Three consecutive quality!

The blonde man's temper had just calmed down exploded again. He was about to tear up against the line, but found an embarrassing fact.

He was surrounded by only the body of a large sea turtle, and a planting ship with great potential but useless short-term uselessness.

When he was helpless, a comment from netizens who "make America great again" felt very friendly, and also gave the blonde inspiration:

“There is a lot of food and water in the trading market.”

The blonde man opened the trading market. The shark meat everywhere made him lose the idea of ​​selling sea turtles, but he was reluctant to sell the planting boat for a while.

While he was struggling, Chen Changan warmly gave the last blow.

Chen Changan packed five liters of hot water, fifty skewers of steaming shark kebabs, and wine that he had finally received, and said:

【As long as items above white level, barter】

Just one minute later, he received a transaction request from the blonde man.

Chen Changan leaned backwards while leaning against the water-cleaning wooden barrel and smiled:

“Agree to the transaction.”

The system message prompts:

"Congratulations, you've obtained an old bathtub boat (planting)."

A small boat in the shape of a bathtub suddenly appeared next to the raft. Chen Changan achieved his goal and said with emotion:

"Dreams back to the Weibo era, being a navy and teasing public figures is really interesting."

The blonde man posted his transaction records in the post, promoting his luxurious life in a high-profile manner.

He drank wine, ate shark meat kebabs, and had plenty of hot water.

He responded to netizens' "Do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?" with facts.

One-sided news always lacks popularity.

When the blonde man had eaten up all the big melons, countless netizens turned their attention to other hot searches.

It was almost dark and dusk was rising.

Netizens lie on a small, dirty and worn raft.

There is nowhere to go, and nothing to do.

So, they used black technology such as translucent light curtains to brush the forums, pitying the stars far away, mocking the dignitaries who fell into the clouds, worshiping the warriors who dared to hunt sharks, and missing the beauty of the Earth's era.

"The True Treasure doesn't cry, you can also become an internet celebrity in the deep sea world!"

"Oh, isn't this someone in the village who made more than one million yuan in Xiulu? Where is the money? Did you use it?"

"Shark, I'll slap sooner or later..."

“…”

They were getting hungry, but they refused to look for food, and their shriveled lips and tongues made no noise.

They are addicted to the Internet to guide the world, and they are full of vigor and gain great satisfaction and accomplishment in the falsehood.

Someone remembered a clip from the documentary "The Great God of Sanhe": an old man scans the code on his smartphone to pay, and paid the room fee for the underground hotel in Hanbi, which is 15 yuan a night.

Some people laughed at themselves:

We are born with no prospects, and only entertainment will make us really not want to die.

It seems like I feel empathy, but unfortunately it's over here.

They are dead.

Death in this unprecedented ocean apocalypse.

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Number of human survivors: 6744594827/8023442354
Chapter completed!