Chapter 27 Hong Xiaojun's Diary
"Today, June 9th, the two cities will start in ten days. For my sister's illness, I found an old doctor to study."
"But suddenly I wanted to write something... I don't know why I wanted to write a doctor's order. Let's try it out as a doctor."
"Hong Xiaoning knew about this. This guy was interested and insisted on playing the wonderful story between doctors and patients... Can I agree to this? Well, I agree... I am not a serious person anyway."
The following is the medical order
Date: June 9th morning
Weather: It's a bit cloudy, eh? Do you need to write about the weather when the doctor's instructions? No matter what.
Today, Hong Xiaoning said that he had also started having nightmares. He ran to my room to cry in the middle of the night yesterday, and was very annoyed. I showed her... I didn't see any problem, and my yin energy was suppressed. I could only sigh that we are not a professional doctor, and the old minister is incompetent."
I told her that I can't deal with your brother. She became a little emotional and smashed all the female porcelain dolls I like in the room, but who am I? Will I care about those dolls?
I care!
Seeing that I was indifferent on the surface, Hong Xiaoning pinched my waist and warned me, saying, "This is what I said: If you don't understand this, I will come to your house in the middle of the night every day and rush you to have a dream."
I was helpless, so I could only patiently think and calmly... and beat her up to tears.
......
Date: 10th June
Weather: The rain that I had been holding on for a day finally came down.
Hong Xiaoning had another nightmare last night. I dragged the relationship between the head of the Shimai family and invited an old doctor to check it out. I was going to learn medical knowledge from the old doctor. I think I am so genius, so I should be able to learn it once.
When the old doctor came to his new home, his sister was sitting upright in front of the dressing table. Her eyebrows were really as picturesque as a fairy, if she had not crossed her legs.
The old doctor said: I'll take your pulse.
The sister stretched out a fair foot and said: "Oh, you should take it."
The old doctor left with his sleeves.
Then Hong Xiaoning was beaten up, not me, but mother.
Hohoho, laughing happily.
......
Date: 11th afternoon
Weather: It's still raining, which is very annoying.
After studying medicine for a day with the old doctor, I successfully achieved the following achievements: dizziness, dazed eyes, specializing in dreams, sitting and sleeping... I felt that I had gained something from studying, and was suitable for finishing my studies and seeing Hong Xiaoning personally.
It was just such a pleasant decision. However, the old doctor may not be reluctant to leave me, and he looked like he sighed and shook his head. Maybe he could not be reluctant to leave me. After all, I am so genius.
At night, I solemnly wore a white coat and entered my sister's boudoir and prepared to treat him. The following is the narrative of my parents watching.
Please invite Hong’s father and mother to the stage.
——I saw a handsome young man with starry eyebrows, sword eyes, long clothes, walked in. (Father Hong said)
——Hong Xiaoning’s eyes lit up. She held her forehead with one hand, then stretched out a small hand and said: Oh, I’m so tired, please come and take my pulse quickly. (Hong’s mother said)
——But the handsome doctor shook his head and said: No, this patient, don’t you always have nightmares? You all talk about what nightmares you have? (Hong’s mother said)
——I really don’t take my pulse? (Mother Hong)
——No (Father Hong)
——Well, in the nightmare, besides the strange monsters, even the Buddha has become ferocious. Not to mention the man with a lion's head, the huge eight fish in the clouds, thousands of faces... Isn't you really taking your pulse? (Hong Mother)
——No, the doctor's tone is firm. (Father Hong)
——Okay, then doctor, tell me what you heard from the nightmare? (Hong Mother)
——The doctor said: Buddha jumped over the wall, squids were sausage, and braised lion's head. (Father Hong)
--roll!
Hong’s father, Hong’s mother, Hong Xiaoning: “……”
I'll just say something here. It's not my fault. Hong Xiaoning's dreams are simply messy. With my years of superb medical skills, I can't tell.
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Date: June 13
After many days of meditation, looking up various classics, and my genius brainstorming, I thought of ways to relieve Hong Xiaoning's condition.
First of all, I told her that you must be polite. As a girl, how can you say "get out" when she is shy? You can say "beat, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
But she didn't believe in my medical skills, so she crossed her legs and asked me if she was giving her a class on ideology and morality?
How is this possible? I am that kind of person? I don’t believe in my medical skills, but I still don’t believe in my fists and feet... Oh, I wrote it wrong here, cross it out. I mean, after I patiently taught her, she was moved to tears and finally understood my painstaking efforts.
In my opinion, a woman originally belongs to Yin, and with the extremely Yin yin energy entering the body, this becomes an old Yin pussy. And my sister is anxious and hot. According to the ancient method, her spiritual roots are still fire spirit roots, and the practice of fire is still the method of practice. The combination of the two has become a hot commodity in the eyes of some unclean things.
I come to dream every day to absorb some of the power from her body, which is also the reason why the sequelae of nightmares caused by the yin energy entering the body.
My sister finally understood me, nodded and said: Hoo, yeah.
The big scent on the east side cannot be changed.
So I suggest that she must be gentler. If the yin energy is weak and the yang energy rises, it will be no different from ordinary people.
But my sister is a man with a very special brain circuit, so she actually asked me: Is it enough to become a man?
At this time, my mother couldn't bear to watch it anymore and angrily scolded her: Are you a supporting actor? Can you be more serious?
Hong Xiaoning: Then you can't take a heart meridian on your chest first?...Okay, okay, don't be angry, brother, please continue, I'll listen to you.
At this moment, my face turned cloudy, and then cloudy and sunny. I said to Hong Xiaoning: Come on, let's whine first.
Hong Xiaoning: "..."
Hahaha, this is much more comfortable than beating her up to cry.
......
At this moment, Hong Xiaojun closed the diary and looked at the beautiful smile behind her, very well-behaved, holding a pillow embroidered with a map of mountains and rivers, and suddenly felt that her medical skills were indeed amazing.
Look, be more obedient, more well-behaved, and more cute.
Hong Xiaoning smiled in a daze and said, "As the saying goes, love will take place over time. Why have you been together for seventeen years? Although you haven't been together for a long time... Cough cough, I think it's been a long time since I came here, so it's time to have something. Brother, do you love me?"
Hong Xiaojun sneered: "I don't love it very much."
Hong Xiaoning instantly patted the pillow on Hong Xiaojun's head, patted the quilt and cried and made a fuss: "How can you be like this? Do you know that you have hurt a innocent, cute, beautiful and charming girl's heart? Do you know how much psychological shadow you will cause to a girl? Look at this beautiful country is crying for me. Don't you feel guilty?"
As he said that, he grabbed the pillow embroidered with the map of mountains and rivers again, tore it apart, revealing the cotton, and sprinkled his hands. It turned out that mountains and rivers were crying.
Hong Xiaojun: "..."
Why is she still so annoyed?
Chapter completed!