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Chapter 36: It's My Turn To Fart

Mrs. Lan said coldly with a sad face, "No, it's the best nanmu coffin from the coffin shop in the east of the city."

Xue Bao said oh, and I said why do you look familiar? It turned out that Lao Zhang from the east of the city. If you had known you would buy a coffin, you would mention my name and get a 20% discount.

Mrs. Lan said lightly: "We didn't give any money."

Xue Bao said: "Uh, this is your fault. I heard that some people eat the tyrant meal and some people force themselves to bow, but I never heard that you don't have to pay for buying a coffin. Our horse gang is a well-known gang in Yangzhou. This kind of thing is a bit unkind!"

Mrs. Lan said, "When the shopkeeper of the coffin shop heard that this coffin was prepared for you, he said that you have taken good care of his business over the years, so he didn't give him any money!"

Dr. Xue haha, "Mrs. Lan is really good at joking. We are the doctors, and it is the duty of treating and saving people. It is from Da Zhongqiu that you gave the coffin, which really makes me flattered."

A man in black said sternly: "My man surnamed Xue, our gang leader took the prescription you prepared. He is still bedridden and his life is in danger. You still have the face to say sarcastic words here. It really deserves to be killed!"

The speaker is the fourth deal for the Yangzhou horse gang. Li Si, who traveled across the ocean to Japan, learned a move of Eagle Claw from the Japanese ninja Kato. After returning to the Central Plains, he defected to Boss Yang. Among the horse gang, his status was second only to Boss Yang, the Saint-handed White Ape Zhao Er and the Copper-headed Zhang San, and ranked fourth, and was known as the Fourth Head.

When Doctor Xue heard this, his eyes turned red, and wiped tears with his hands, saying, "Boss Yang, you died so miserable. I also drank and talked to you two days ago. Even if you talk about the world's beauty, I didn't expect you to die today and travel to the West."

Xiao Jinyan suddenly realized that it was Dr. Xue who was treating someone with illness and causing trouble. He came here to make trouble. Xue Pipi was so happy to see Xue Bao making a fool of himself. Seeing this scene, he put his hands in his wide robe sleeves and stood beside him watching the fun.

Doctor Xue said strangely, "Boss Yang is just a small disease. The medicine I prescribed for him is also used to remove the deficiency fire. After taking it, it will be useless at most. How can he have life worries? In my opinion, there must be something strange about it!"

Eagle Claw Li Si sternly said, "No, it's you who harmed our boss."

Mrs. Lan waved her hand, stopped Li Si from speaking, and said slowly, "In theory, I am a woman, and I should not get involved in the affairs of the world, but my husband almost lost his life because of your medicine. I must not refuse to avenge this revenge!"

Doctor Xue thought to himself, Boss Yang is not dead yet. You group of people didn’t hurry to find someone to treat him, but they raised the coffin to provoke the enemy. This is clearly a problem.

Sure enough, when he heard a cough, a man with horse-faced face walked in behind the crowd with the help of several subordinates. Xiao Jinyan saw that the man looked sallow and his walking posture was a little strange, so he couldn't help but take a look.

Seeing this, everyone bowed, "Boss!"

Mrs. Lan also bowed and said, "Husband, you are not well-being yet and are not recuperating at home. Why are you here coming?"

It turned out that this person was Yang Boss Yang of the Yangzhou Horse Gang. Boss Yang looked for Dr. Xue not long ago. After going back, he took a few doses of herbs. He felt like his whole body was burning and his lust increased greatly. Within ten days, he lost a lot of weight and was exhausted.

Boss Yang said calmly, "I'm not dead yet, why are you here?"

Mrs. Lan said, "Husband, this magic doctor Xue is cruel and vicious. If you have any problems, I will not be able to survive. Wouldn't you bring all the brothers to ask for punishment?"

The second in commander Zhao Er said, "We are here to kill this thief and avenge our elder brother! Don't worry, we are all brothers who are knocking on the ground. As long as you have a few shortcomings, I will take your mother home tomorrow. From now on, your mother will be my biological mother!"

The third leader Zhang San said, "We are here to kill this thief and avenge the elder brother. Don't worry, we are all brothers who are knocking on the ground. If you have a few things, I will take your son home tomorrow. From then on, your son will be my own son!"

Li Si, the Si leader, also said: "We are here to kill this thief and avenge our elder brother. Don't worry, we are all brothers who are knocking on the ground. If you have a few mistakes, I will take my sister-in-law home tomorrow. From then on, your wife will be my dear... Uh, sister-in-law!"

The three of them said at a glance and said, and they had already arranged the funeral behind the horse gang leader Yang. The second head of the army asked a lot, "Sir Xue, come and tell me what disease did our head of the army suffer from?"

Xue Bao said, "The disease of flowers and willows."

Li Si said oh, glanced at Mrs. Lan, and added: I just pretended that I didn't say that."

Boss Yang drooped his face, "Damn, I'm not dead yet. Are you going to divide the horse gang?"

Zhao Erdao, "We also hope that our elder brother can live a hundred years old. Isn't this aspiration to take revenge?"

Zhang San said: "Anyway, you are now in the past two days. We are not thinking that we can catch the culprit before you die, so we can't let you die with your eyes open, right?"

Li Sidao sighed, "It's nothing for me. I'll withdraw first."

Mrs. Lan was about to speak, when Boss Yang waved her hand to stop her and shouted in a low voice, "You slutty, I'll settle the score with you when I go back!" After that, he came to Dr. Xue, "Today's business is the misfortune of our Yangzhou Horse Gang family, which has caused trouble for Dr. Xue."

Xue Bao said it was not troublesome, no troublesome, I watched it very lively.

Xue Pipi suddenly said, "I see that you have a weak blood color, strong heart fire, and extremely weak spleen and kidneys. This is not a disease, it is clearly a poison!"

Zhao Erdao, "What are you? You actually commented on our boss's injuries. What qualifications are you? Is it your turn to fart here?"

The Poison Saint said proudly, "I'm Xue Pipi."

The name of a person, the shadow of a tree.

While talking and laughing, killing people invisibly.

This is the verdict given by "Xiaosheng Jianghu" when commenting on Xue Pipi. Everyone in the horse gang is in the world, so how can they not know this person? As soon as this name was reported, everyone present was so scared that they pushed back. A few timid people had already escaped through the back door.

Zhao Er was so scared that his legs were weak.

"I said you guys are poisoned. Do you think I'm qualified?"

Zhao Er's head was like a chicken pecking at rice. He gave him ten courage. He didn't dare to comment on the poisonous saint Xue Pipi, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes!"

Xue Pipi nodded, "So, now, it's my turn to fart."

As soon as these words came out, the entire Yangzhou horse gang ran away, leaving only Boss Yang, a commander with a bare body, and smiled on his face, "Senior, since you see it is poisonous, I wonder if you can help?"

Xue Pipi said that would not work.

“Why?”

Xue Pipi held the air and pointed at Doctor Xue, saying, "You are his patient, and our two families are mortal enemies. According to the rules inside the door, we cannot interfere as long as the patients he has touched."

Boss Yang thrust and knelt on the ground, "As long as you can agree, you can drive it at will!"

Xue Pipi said, "I heard that Baihualou in Yangzhou has 30% of your dry stocks. Your poison is not a serious illness, it depends on your giving up."

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