Volume 1 Small Events in a Big City Chapter 51 Where's my donkey!
Xiao Jinyan fled from Qingfeng Temple to panic, afraid that Yu Wenshuang would be ambushed on the way back, so he did not choose to go down the mountain, but ran in along a small path in the back mountain. The snake and scorpion chased him tightly, and he was panicked and took a remote road to move forward. Although he avoided Song Cuihua's pursuit, he found that he was lost in the mountains.
As soon as it rained, there was a heavy fog in the mountains. Xiao Jinyan didn't know where he was, so he had to find a way to go. There was mud on the road. In order to prevent any tracking masters, he tried to step on the stones or use his light skills to escape from the trees.
There were wild animals in this kind of forest, and Xiao Jinyan encountered wild wolves three or four feet long for food. Xiao Jinyan was in the Zhixuan realm, and there was no problem dealing with a few hungry wolves, but he was afraid of alarming the snakes and attracted the enemy. He hid in a pine tree for about half an hour. Xiao Jinyan did not see the pursuers and breathed a sigh of relief.
He jumped down from the tree and complained in his heart that Yuwenshuang, a girl, was so embarrassed that she was in a mess. When one day she fell into my hands, I would let her taste my methods. While she was thinking about it, her feet suddenly tightened and her feet were wrapped around her. The sound of the rope was heard. Xiao Jinyan was hanging upside down on a crooked pine tree.
Xiao Jinyan originally wanted to use internal force to break the rope, but he didn't know what material the rope was made of. The more capable it was, the tighter the rope was.
Xiao Jinyan was shocked, "Who plotted against me?"
After a moment, he heard footsteps, and a muffled voice shouted: "My donkey! My donkey!"
Xiao Jinyan saw a young monk with thick eyebrows and big eyes and a stout figure running towards him. The monk's hands were barefoot, his monk's robe was tattered, and he was carrying a steel Zen stick in his hand. When he ran, the whole ground was trembling.
The monk ran and shouted "My donkey". When he came to the front, the monk saw Xiao Jinyan and said angrily, "Why are you? Where is my donkey?"
Xiao Jinyan was trapped with both feet and said angrily, "I wonder why it is me. Are we misunderstandings?"
The monk said, "You ruined my good deeds!"
Xiao Jinyan said in confusion, "Monk, let's talk about the truth. It's your mechanism that traps me, why do you give me a good thing? Let me go down quickly."
The monk shook his head and said, "You compensate me for the donkey!"
Seeing that the monk was talking in a muffled voice, Xiao Jinyan recognized his donkey and looked like his head was not very good, so he imitated the donkey and called him twice, "Monkey, I am a donkey. Put it down quickly and I will go with you."
The monk said in surprise, "Are you a donkey monster?"
Xiao Jinyan said angrily, "You are the donkey monster!"
"I knew you lied to me! You don't know how hateful this donkey is. The honey I had worked so hard to pick was eaten by it. I didn't eat for three days and three nights. I thought about catching it, making ten or eight donkey meat fired, and chasing it here. It played hide and seek with me, so I set two traps. Who knew that the donkey didn't catch it, but the man caught one."
Xiao Jinyan said: "Isn't it just a donkey meat? Just put me down and I'll treat you!"
The monk asked: "Really?"
Xiao Jinyan wanted to pat his chest, but he was a little uncomfortable in this position. He raised his hand down, "I'm against the sky, no, I swear to the ground, if you let me down, I'll take you to Yangzhou City to eat the best and most expensive donkey meat, and keep it full!"
The monk thought, "No, Master said, I am more honest and easy to be deceived. You people in the world are the most hateful and you can't believe what you say! You are waiting here, I'll ask my master first."
"Where is your master?"
The monk said, "In Luoyang White Horse Temple, my master is very capable!"
Xiao Jinyan thought, this wilderness is in the wilderness, and there is no village or shop in the back. When you arrive in Luoyang, I am afraid I will be a human being. This monk is stupid, so I have to lie to him against my conscience and lied to him, so he said, "I don't know the name of the master?"
The monk said, "Mr. Ling's name is Zen Master Liqun. He is the abbot of Baima Temple!"
Xiao Jinyan said oh, "It turns out that he is Master Li Qun's master. I'm really disrespectful. Speaking of which, I know your master!"
The monk said suspiciously: "Really?"
"I'm a puppy."
"How do you bark a puppy?"
"Woom!"
The monk pointed at Xiao Jinyan and said, "Look, you lied to me!"
Xiao Jinyan was so depressed that he was very depressed. The monk was very quick in his mind and said, "By the way, I suddenly remembered that you have seen two donkeys on the head?"
The monk said that donkeys have one head, so where is the reason for two heads?
"I have a donkey in my house, one has two heads, one eats and the other talks. If you put me down, I will take you to see it."
The monk laughed and said, "You think I'm stupid. You are talking nonsense. I ignore you. I'll go catch my donkey!" After that, he picked up his Zen stick and walked into the depths of the forest. Xiao Jinyan shouted behind him without seeing him turn around.
Seeing that it was getting late and the weather was getting colder, it was a trivial matter. Some mosquitoes in the woods bit him, which made him feel very uncomfortable. He shouted to the monk. Not long after, he heard footsteps again. Xiao Jinyan looked at him and was so scared that he was so scared.
The person coming was Yu Wenshuang.
In Qingfeng Temple, Yu Wenshuang failed to recruit Xiao Jinyan, but did not go far. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that Xiao Jinyan was disgusting. When Xiao Jinyan escaped from Qingfeng Temple and went up the back mountain, Yu Wenshuang also followed her, but the mountain road was rugged and there were many forks, and soon she fell into the dense forest.
As the evening approached, she wanted to go back, but suddenly she heard someone shouting. She came over and saw that it was Xiao Jinyan, thinking that the emperor would pay attention to the people who were interested, and this evil thief finally fell into my hands.
Seeing Xiao Jinyan's poor appearance, she felt inexplicably relieved. She came to the tree where Xiao Jinyan stood, looked at him with a smile, and said, "Xiao Jinyan, didn't expect it?"
Xiao Jinyan laughed, "It's not long since we've been separated, and we met here again. It's really a place in life. Let me guess!"
Seeing his eyes rolling, Yu Wenshuang knew that he had no idea, but she couldn't help but be curious and asked, "What do you think?"
Xiao Jinyan stood up and looked at the invisible sky, and said slowly, "I guess, in the wilderness, deep mountains and forests, Miss Yuwen cared for someone Xiao very much. She felt that I was not safe here alone, so she came here to accompany me, right?"
Yuwen Shuang snorted coldly, "Sure enough, the dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth. Yes, I think you are not safe here, so I came to send you a ride. I wish you a good journey on the road to the underworld!"
On weekdays, Yu Wenshuang is serious and even the maids around her avoid it. But Xiao Jinyan, this hateful guy, looks inappropriate and speaks without restraint, which makes her very annoyed. However, she vaguely likes this kind of bickering feeling.
Xiao Jinyan sighed, "What a pity!"
"What a pity?"
Xiao Jinyan didn't say anything. Yu Wenshuang asked again, but Xiao Jinyan deliberately pissed her appetite. Finally, Yu Wenshuang could not withstand Xiao Jinyan's stimulation. Now he is fish and I am the knife and the knife. If he doesn't repair him well, he will be unable to relieve his anger.
Yu Wenshuang picked up a branch and stepped out one step, about to teach Xiao Jinyan a lesson.
Suddenly, my feet slipped and I lost my center of gravity.
Yu Wenshuang also stepped on the trap and was hung on a tree like Xiao Jinyan.
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Chapter completed!