Chapter 14 Winnie the Pooh?(1/2)
The teacher was stunned by this pair of cannons!
He is indeed a battle-hardened veteran.
He knocked on the blackboard lightly and said calmly: "Come on! Let's continue the class!"
"Where's this ㏒, he is..."
The sweet and sour smell lingered in the classroom for a long time, but after a while, everyone's expressions began to look wrong...
Li Muyan's pretty face was slightly red, and her fingers turned blue as she held the ballpoint pen.
The body sitting on the stool tilted quietly, not daring to use too much force, as that would make too much noise!
As a qualified little fairy!
It must not leak!
How to silence farts is a required course for little fairies!
But faced with a fierce offensive.
I just didn’t control the intensity well...
A melodious and melodious "natural sound" came out!
That’s a long time!
It's a bit like the suona is blown blind...
The feeling of a trombone going from the highest note to the lowest note!
Jiangnan: "..."
Little fairy! Stop forcing your sphincter, okay?
It's so difficult!
Release it to your heart’s content!
Let me tell you! This is not good for your health!
Many people nearby looked at Li Muyan. Some male classmates bit their lips until they bled while laughing. There was an awkward atmosphere in the class.
"Crack!"
This girl crushed her ballpoint pen!
But this is just the beginning!
I just heard someone coughing!
The cough was accompanied by a loud "bang!"
There were also people flipping through books and drinking water! And there were sounds of "Puff!" and "Bang!"...
The whole class suddenly became lively, with the sounds of turning books, squeezing water bottles, and the squeaking sounds of tables and chairs being moved.
As a result, a unique band performance began!
"boom!"
"boom!"
"Snapped!"
…
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
"bu~"
…
"Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff! bu~"
How embarrassed are some cute female classmates? They keep breathing in, trying to undo the disaster they have caused!
Are you serious? You can't suck it back! Give up!
Jiang Nan couldn't hold back his joy and even slapped the table with his palms to play the rhythm for them!
The students were all dumbfounded when they saw Jiang Nan clapping the table to accompany the music!
Do you want this 6?
Huh? Don’t say it! It’s a bit internal!
But there is a big problem.
The smell in the classroom is getting more and more colorful.
It's even a bit eye-catching.
Finally, one classmate couldn't help it anymore, wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and said: "Students, are you hot? Let's open the windows!"
"Hurry up! It's so hot today!"
"Hurry up!"
"Open them all!"
"Wise, you little clever devil!"
As soon as the classroom windows were opened, the air became much better.
But the old man who was sweeping the floor outside the classroom looked up and saw a visible white smoke coming out of the classroom.
The breeze blew right over me!
The old man: "Hey! Σ_(???"∠) Wow..."
"What the hell does this smell like!"
…
If one or two people are fine, but this happens to the whole class...
Everyone's eyes instantly fell on Jiang Nan!
They all ate soybeans just now!
Result now!!!
But just now it was Jiang Nan who was crying and shouting to eat soybeans, and it was Jiang Nan who generously donated money...
Moreover, soybeans do play a detoxifying role!
How dare you say anything to him.
As a result, Jiangnan's resentment value list was refreshed crazily.
[The resentment value from Li Xiang +999!]
[Resentment value from Li Muyan +999!]
…
A row of 999 refreshed crazily, not only from my own class, but also from other classes!
You know, all the teachers and students in the school eat detoxifying soybeans!
The situation in other classes is not much better than here.
Jiangnan is already crazy with joy!
This is not about schadenfreude!
Helping them detoxify themselves is a good thing!
Well! Good thing!
Li Xiang said with a dark face: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet!"
Just now I was grateful to Jiangnan! What’s the result?
Something bad will happen if you touch him!
The teacher glanced at Jiang Nan resentfully: "Go, go!"
"Teacher! I want to go too!"
"And I!"
"Well... let's all go, I'll go too, and the students will go to self-study first!"
As a result, as soon as the teacher left the house, the whole class exploded!
The students all rushed towards the toilet like tigers, wolves and evil spirits...
In the blink of an eye, Jiangnan was the only one left in the classroom.
To be continued...