Chapter 167 Don't talk nonsense, who read the yellow book?(1/2)
【ps: My mother is sick and is busy treating my mother, so she can only take time to update every day. She will have to go to accompany my mother for surgery tomorrow, and she will still be updated when she comes back tonight.】
Taoist Xuanxuan was very angry. He was so angry that he was so angry that Su Wen did.
"Where is Su Wen?" Taoist Xuanxuan finally made up his mind to have a good talk with Su Wen.
"Master, he is with Uncle Lingsong."
"Call him here!"
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Su Wen reluctantly arrived at the hall.
"The others go out first, I'll talk to Su Wen alone."
"Master, what are you looking for me? Are you planning to send me down the mountain?"
“Go down the mountain?”
"Isn't it? I thought my master had found out with conscience and planned to send me out of Laoshan."
"I want to leave Laoshan, dream!" Taoist Xuanxuan saw through Su Wen's trick, "You should be obediently a disciple of my Laoshan Sect, and you will never think about leaving in your life."
"Hehe, actually I don't plan to leave now." Su Wen was very calm, "Laoshan is still very interesting. I have found a lot of fun things. Now I'm asking me to leave, but I don't want to leave yet."
Taoist Master Xuanxuan glared at Su Wen: "When you arrive in my Laoshan, you are my Laoshan disciple. You must abide by the rules of my Laoshan School."
Su Wen nodded. He had known for a long time that Taoist Xuanxuan would mention this: "Master, I have already recorded all the nine major precepts and seventeen minor precepts in Laoshan."
Taoist Xuanxuan didn't believe it: "For example, the Seventh Ring?"
"Avoid disobedience and unfiliality!"
"A twelve little ring?"
"Stop eating and laziness."
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After asking a few questions in a row, Taoist Xuanxuan was surprised. Su Wen actually remembered them all.
The Taoist Xuanxuan naturally didn’t know that Su Wen had the ability to remember, and the primary memory technique rewarded by the system was not a big deal.
As early as on the way, Su Wen guessed that Taoist Xuanxuan might ask this, so he took two minutes to memorize it.
"Su Wen, since you have already read the rules of our Laoshan School, why do you still violate them repeatedly?"
The key is here.
"Master, don't talk nonsense. When did I violate it?"
"Did the rice from Laoshan pie be stolen by the chicken and can't be eaten? Is it because you ordered the chicken?"
"Master is wronged!" Su Wen said hurriedly. "What kind of chicken? I have never seen it before, let alone instructing the chicken to shit in the rice."
"Others say you did it."
"Master, maybe someone else did it to frame me on purpose. If you need to make evidence in this kind of thing, Master will blame me without any discrimination. You have lost your identity as Master."
Taoist Xuanxuan was stunned. Why did he be criticized by Su Wen?
"What happened to the few spiritual herbs in the backyard?"
"Spiritual grass. Let me think about it."
"Someone saw you put the spiritual grass on the pot, what else do you have to argue about?"
"Master, I remembered it." Su Wen slapped his head. "Uncle Lingsong didn't cook anymore, so he asked me to go out to find some. However, I just arrived in Laoshan and was not familiar with the place. Where can I find some food to cook? Just when I didn't know what to do, I saw a small vegetable garden surrounded by a fence. Although I didn't know what vegetables were planted in the vegetable garden, in order not to make Uncle Lingsong anxious, I picked some of them casually."
"you……"
"Master, I don't know, you can't punish me!"
"Although you don't know, the things you committed are too bad and you must be punished."
"Master, if this is the case, then everyone in the Laoshan Sect must be punished with me."
"Why?"
"Master, I don't know how to punish you. Shouldn't you be punished if you eat spiritual herbs without knowing it?"
"this……"
"The supper that day was very delicious. I remember that except for Mr. Liu who swept the floor, all the Laoshan Shop had eaten."
"That's all for this matter."
"Master is wise!"
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"Where are the three pavilions on the back mountain?"
"Master, I had a dream. Master asked me to dream. He said that the three pavilions on the back mountain destroyed the Feng Shui of the Laoshan School."
"So you burned it."
"Master is wise again, I admire you!"
Taoist Xuanxuan was really going crazy. He found that Su Wen was just a hedgehog, which looked easy to knead, but he couldn't find a place no matter how hard he was.
"You go down first!"
"Master, then I'll leave?"
"Let's go!" Taoist Xuanxuan waved his hand, "By the way, don't forget to come to me tomorrow morning. You have entered the Laoshan Sect. I want to teach you some martial arts."
"Thank you Master!"
Su Wen verbally agreed to the briskness, but he didn't think he was really a disciple of the Laoshan Sect.
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"Uncle Lingsong, what should I eat today?"
"Eat snakes!"
"Snake soup, it's delicious!"
"Eat raw!"
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"Xiaoyan, where are we going?"
"Go to Uncle Lingye."
"Uncle Lingye?"
"There are three second-generation disciples, namely Master Lingsong, Master Lingye and Master Lingyin. The ones living here are Master Lingye, and he likes Dongxuanzi."
"Dong Xuanzi, what?"
"I don't know either,."
"Damn it!" Su Wen muttered, "But Xiaoyan, what are we doing here."
"Every week, two disciples will change the quilts for Uncle Lingye. Today is our turn."
"Switch the quilt?"
"Um!"
As the two of them talked all the way, they arrived at Uncle Lingye's residence.
"The oddes are singing in the river island!"
"That's Uncle Lingye, a big man who sniffs his feet!"
"A beautiful lady, a gentleman is a good match!"
"Damn, is he reciting the Book of Songs?"
"Uncle Lingye only knows this poem and read it several times every day."
"No way!"
The two of them arrived at Lingye.
Su Wen saw Lingye clearly. This guy had a shaved beard. His hair was messy like a bird's nest. The bowl for dinner in the morning was still there. He touched his big toe with one hand and held a roll of yellow books in the other hand.
This image is a typical silk!
"Uncle Master!"
"Uncle Lingye!"
"Go and change the quilt!" Ling Ye pointed inside the house.
Su Wen was about to walk into the house, but suddenly stopped: "Uncle Lingye, what are you reading about the Book of Songs?"
Lingye looked at Su Wen strangely: "Didn't you hear me reciting?"
Su Wen naturally heard it, but what he saw in front of him seemed a little different: "Uncle Master, you took it down."
To be continued...