The candles on the immortal platform were actually humans! I don’t know why I offended the emperor and was ordered to be executed and placed here to make a sky lantern. ※%,

The cultivators in the fairy tale world have little objection to this, and friends from modern society can't stand it. How can people eat like this? I can't help but complain to the officials of the organization.

The official also smiled bitterly, let it bear it. It is said that the emperor doesn’t like it either, but who made the imperial concubine like it? It is said that the sky lights and candles are just waiting for the blood bath of virgins, which can beautify and nourish the skin and prolong life.

The setting is so silly, there is no way! Hearing this, the friends were helpless, pinching their noses and queuing up the top steps along the three directions of Taitie East, South and West, and taking the stage one after another.

The ministers in the court were mingling with them, looking at them with various eyes, some were contemptuous, some were curious, some were diaphragms, and some... hatred.

As the leader of the six thousand cultivators, Xiao Ling was the first to enter the venue; feeling the eyes of people from the minister's side, Xiao Ling asked the official in charge of etiquette who was the guy with a thin nose and a thin mouth and a sharp beard.

In fact, it is almost the same if you don’t need to ask... It took only one day to enter the Battle of Gods, and the hatred was so strong that besides the unlucky minister Gudi, who was shot down in Kuabao Pavilion?

The question was true.

Before Gu Di, he was Prime Minister Zeng Xitong. He was handsome, but he was sinister and vicious, and he was scheming. Then he was the Censor, the Privy Councilor of the Military... Almost all the corrupt officials in the countryside stood together, and they were indeed colluding with each other and smelled like alike.

Behind these officials, there were senior officials from the Crown Prince, neutral people, representatives of military power and wealthy people, and square formations of relatives in the harem... in a constant stream.

At the same time, on the way to the north of the Xiantai, eunuchs and palace maids kept carrying sedan chairs and holding phoenixes to guide the talented people in the palace, Zhaorong and concubines, as they climbed to the seats.

The huge platform of the Immortality was quickly filled with lights and vocals.

The delicacies contained in jade plates, the wine in silver cups of golden cups, and the fruits of various seasons came on the table like flowing water.

The palace servant bowed to each dish and introduced it: "This is the silver needle of Junshan, which comes from Junshan, Dongting Lake. It is as thin as a needle, so it is named; this is the fourth grade of dried fruit: strange-flavored walnuts, crystal fudge, five-spice cashew nuts, peanut sticks... This is the seventh grade of the starter: Two dragon playing with pearls, dried tangerine peel rabbit meat, strange-flavored chicken strips, Tianxiang abalone, three loofah rolls, shrimp roe winter bamboo shoots, pepper oil water chestnuts..."

The only one in front of the ordinary official at the bottom was the ordinary eunuch in the palace. At the top banquet at the highest point, the one who took action was the maid in the palace.

One by one, wearing a group of veils as thin as a cicada's wings, squeezed the career lines that seemed to be in the golden armor, and the flesh was shining, which led to a gust of fragrance as it traveled. The senior officials and officials on the stage seemed to have been used to this kind of scene, but it was difficult for cultivators who should have seen a lot of knowledge to calm down. It seemed that they rarely experienced this scene, and many people showed nervous expressions.

As the wine, meat, vegetables and fruits were on the mat one by one, accompanied by the vague chimes, wind music and pipa, the singing was as ethereal as a song in the clouds: "The beautiful and fragrant forest faces the high shelves. The new makeup is beautiful and beautiful. The reflecting house is charming and does not come in at once, and the curtains come out and greets each other with a smile. The face of the charming girl is like flowers and dew, and the jade tree shines on the back courtyard."

The song is gorgeous and the singing is charming, which is perfect for drinking and playing.

As the singing voices, people are in their seats, and the emperor and imperial concubines are coming, entertaining 6,000 people in the court, ministers, noble relatives in the capital, and concubines in the palace are all over 10,000 people. The banquet will be held!

"The first bowl of wine is to the spirits in heaven who are the ancestors."

"Respect your ancestors!" The emperor raised his glass and climbed up the immortal platform to rush up and down the mountain to shout the tsunami.

"The second bowl of wine is to all the servants."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" The emperor raised his glass again, and the court officials hurriedly stood up and returned the salute, and roared again.

"This third bowl of wine..." However, in his thirties, although he was addicted to wine, he was still fierce and fierce. He was not old-fashioned. He looked at the cultivators led by Xiao Ling for interest and spoke for the first time.

Of course, he also spoke when toasting in front, but that was not called speaking, or memorizing lines. He had no respect for the sake of completing the ceremony. Until this moment, he was really speaking.

"This third bowl of wine is to all the immortal masters! I have always longed for the immortals who ascend to the sky, travel around the world, and eat wind and dew! I have heard that immortals are divided into six levels: one is a god, two is a real person, three is an immortal, four is a Taoist, five is a saint, and six is ​​a wise man. Gods and men are the masters of heaven, real person is the master of earth, immortals are the masters of wind and rain, Taoists are the masters of the sages to turn good and bad luck, sages are the masters of the people, and sages are the masters of the sages to guide the people, and they are the masters to help the people, and they are the masters to help the people.

Zui. I also heard that gods and immortals are divided into three levels, celestial immortals, earth immortals, and corpse immortals. The superiors raise their bodies and ascend to the voids, which is called celestial immortals; wandering in famous mountains is called terrestrial immortals; the subordinates die first and then melt, which is called corpse immortals. But some people say that gods and immortals are divided into seven levels, namely Yuqing, Shangqing, Taiji, Taiqing, Nine Palaces, Cave Heaven, and Taiyin. All the various statements have confused me, and I don’t know which one is right and which one is wrong in this!”

OK, if you don’t speak, you will talk a lot as soon as you open your mouth, and you will have a big question. Oh, the question is not big, you just talk too much.

Leaning beside him, Concubine Li, who was so charming and charming, became coquettish, "Your Majesty, you are toasting now. Look at the subjects on and off the immortal platform, they are all raising their glasses and waiting..."

"The banquet has just begun, and it's still long. I believe that the Immortal Chief will definitely give His Majesty a satisfactory answer. Those methods of rising up, roaming the world, eating wind and drinking dew, I believe that the Immortal Chief will definitely let His Majesty see it, right?"

The concubine's skin was tender and she felt like she was pinched with water, and her voice was even more charming. When she made a sound, although many people knew that her heart was as vicious as a snake or a scorpion, she couldn't help but feel her soul and her eyes were fascinated.

This witch is also very good at it. At first glance, she is helping Xiao Ling, but invisibly Xiao Ling has two questions.

One way is to help the emperor answer questions. It was just a discussion, but it was no big deal to go through ambiguously. After she said this, Xiao Ling would give a right and wrong answer that satisfies the emperor. Otherwise, she would not be a real immortal.

The second way is to perform the skills that make the emperor yearn for ascending clouds, traveling around the world, and eating wind and drinking dew. This is not at all in the original script.

What I hate the most is this kind of random addition!

Most of the senior officials in the court smiled and said that this matter was just a fun thing. The emperor and imperial concubines were invited by them, and they had nothing to do with them. However, Gu Di was so beautiful that the imperial concubine was obviously preparing to dig a hole to bury these vulgar monks to vent her anger!

After hearing the imperial concubine's words, the emperor looked around and saw the officials and relatives on the stage raising their glasses dryly, waiting for their toast words to finish.

"Haha" smiled: "Come on, drink, drink, do it this time first. The imperial concubine said nothing, the night is still growing, all the immortals are here, I will be able to figure it out sooner or later tonight."

"Thank you Your Majesty! Hulala" Six thousand monks stood up in one go, followed the rehearsed script and drank the cup.

After three cups, the banquet officially began!

The seats of the noble officials were filled with laughter and laughter.

The seats of the cultivators are relatively rough. As the emperor said, the cultivators eat the wind and drink dew and travel around the world. They are usually rough and sparse. Even if they are elegant, they naturally don’t have so many rules after being used for a long time. They shake their cheeks and lift their back teeth, like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like the wind sweeping the broken clouds... The opposite side shook their heads and couldn’t bear to look directly.

After less than a tour of wine, the food was only a bit of a single dish. The emperor stopped eating and looked at Xiao Ling: "Immortal, Immortal, can I answer my questions now?"

This is a very impatient person, and he can't hide his words in his stomach. Xiao Ling almost rolled his eyes and filled the vegetables on the chopsticks into his mouth. He looked around and saw that there was a white Persian cat in the imperial concubine's arms. The imperial concubine picked up the vegetables with the chopsticks and was feeding it bit by bit.

Xiao Ling then took the chopsticks and pointed: "Your Majesty, what is that?"

The emperor was stunned and looked back at the Persian cat: "A cat."

"Yes, it's a cat. How is it different from a cow?"

"... The cow has horns, but the cat has no horns?" the emperor replied in confusion.

"Then what's the difference between it and a chicken?"

"Chicken legs, cat legs? No, no, chickens are feathers, they are feathers."

Feather scale horns are ancient classification rules that were not yet developed in biology.

Xiao Ling laughed: "Look, Your Majesty, don't you understand very well? Immortals have different magical powers, different merits, and different magical powers. Those who are good at the world want to sort out the immortals. By distinguishing merit, they are gods, real people, immortals, Taoists, saints, and wise men; by fundamental differences, they are celestial immortals, earth immortals, and corpse immortals; by magical power, they are Yuqing, Shangqing, Tai Chi, Taiqing, Nine Palaces, Cave Heaven, and Taiyin; there are many and many other things."

"But immortals are immortals. The titles of ordinary people are just created by their imagination. They will not increase or decrease a little, or gain or loss." Xiao Ling smiled and glanced at Concubine Li without saying a word.

Concubine Li covered her mouth and chuckled, the flowers trembled, and her charmingness: "Isn't it good to compare myself with all the immortals with me, a cat?"

"Slutty, so sexy." Park Rou, whose head covered and face changed her image, whispered.

"Yes." The rare nurse agreed with her.

Originally, the emperor was satisfied with Xiao Ling's answer, but as soon as Concubine Li said, he was not so satisfied: "Yes, the matter of the immortal family is comparable to that of these four-legged beasts, which is a shame."
Chapter completed!