Chapter 202(1/3)
200. What, the boss is ridden on the face?
When she returned home in the afternoon, Pei Siqing told Cao Yang, "Xiao Sining seems to have had some constipation in recent days, so go and see her."
"Oh." Cao Yang nodded, walked into the door and changed into slippers to find the child.
Now Cao Xiaowu has a big name, Cao Sining.
From being born on May 4, 2002 to October 4, 2003, Cao Sining has been 1 year and 5 months old.
The motor ability is developed particularly well, but the language ability is not very good.
The reason for giving such a name is on the one hand that I want to take a word from the names of my father and mother as a commemoration.
Another meaning is-
This kid is really lively and active.
You don’t understand why a child who is only over 1 year old has such good exercise.
Every day, they jump up and down like a little monkey.
Other people's children may not be able to walk steadily when they are 2 years old, but Xiao Sining can already run fast.
Although she is still wearing open crotch pants and sometimes she will stumble and fall, this child is very generous and doesn't cry if he falls down. He will only snort if he falls and hurts.
However, because he was too lively and active, he tortured his parents very much.
After a while, Xiao Sining didn't know where he went.
When eating, the child will poke the food in a mess with chopsticks. Before you can criticize her, she will jump under the table.
Sometimes I would climb the door.
It can be said that he is agile. He goes up along the door panel and stares at the wall. He can still hang it on the door for a while before he gets off.
It really scares people into trouble.
At night, she often made a fuss, either kicking the quilt or slept alone.
Cao Yang sometimes feels that his old waist has been kicked apart.
So after a long struggle, finally, a month ago, Cao Xiaowu had his own name-
Cao Sining.
My father gave this name in order to hope that his daughter would be more at ease.
Sometimes when Pei Siqing sat in front of the window and watched her baby use a small stool to play drums or pee in her mother's shoes, she always felt a sense of nameless fire in her heart.
No matter how gentle a woman is, no matter how elegant a woman is, no matter how many women read the Qing Dynasty, they will feel a little unable to control themselves when they see her peeing in her shoes.
Miss mine picked up her slippers and chased her, while Cao Sining ran away with her feet.
Cao Yang hugged his wife's waist from behind, "Wife, please calm down. You broke the child like this, and you didn't look like you at all, right?"
Pei Siqing was reluctant to beat someone, so he stopped after Cao Yang's persuasion.
But after she stopped, she lifted her hair and let out a breath of turbid air.
"Forget it, it's not the first time anyway."
She turned around and looked at Cao Yang, "By the way, what is the painting you hung in the office before? What's the name?"
Cao Yang was stunned for a moment, "Will it not..."
"Anyway, a fake product, was just now thought it was too dirty by our Sining, so I took you a rag to wipe it.
Although she can't speak, that's probably what she means."
"Ha?" Cao Yang's heart tightened, "Oh my God! I'm a famous painting worth millions, okay!"
He ran to the study and took a look. Sure enough, the ground was in a mess.
Cao Yang narrowed his eyes, pressed his anger, and looked back at Cao Sining who was running in the living room.
"Sining, come here, dad has something to tell you."
"What are you doing? What do you know about the child so young?" Pei Siqing's slightly smiling voice came from outside.
Cao Yang frowned. After getting married, Miss Mining became bad.
...
When he got home and heard that Cao Sining was constipated, Cao Yang frowned with some concern, "Is your family's ancestral constipation? Why is the baby like this?"
Pei Siqing stared at him coldly, "Where is the constipation that is passed down from your family?"
“…”
Cao Yang looked at Pei Siqing's beautiful face and felt the urge to step forward and press her hard to the ground... to kiss.
Forget it.
Since giving birth to a child, Miss Mining has really changed a lot. I don’t know who I learned from, and her temper has become irritable.
Thinking back then, you were a well-educated, subtle and charming beauty.
But then I thought about it, if any mother would have to be so naughty with Cao Sining at home, she would probably have to be irritable, right?
Why.
It seems that women are weak, but they are strong as mothers.
Being a parent is really not easy.
Cao Yang went to capture Cao Sining silently.
This little guy is playing with turtles in the kitchen.
Because they were afraid of affecting their children, their parents-in-law did not ask them to keep pets. Later, they felt that there was no one that could move. If Cao Sining had nowhere to vent her energy, she would be too tired as a parent, so she finally bought a little turtle for her to play with.
Now that turtle is huddled in the shell all day long, and only when Cao Sining is away will he occasionally come out to breathe.
When I caught Cao Sining, this guy was stepping on the small stool, turning on the faucet, and brushing the shell of the turtle with a small toothbrush.
Cao Yang felt a little distressed when he looked at it.
"Sining, come quickly, dad will do your fucking."
"Yeah yeah ~"
Cao Sining couldn't speak, but just tried hard to brush the shell, splashing water, and the sleeves of her clothes were soaked.
Cao Yang frowned, and blue veins bulged on his forehead.
I couldn't help but say something, how to resist, and walked over and picked her up in the waist.
"Yeah yeah ~"
The little guy was swaying in his arms.
...
Cao Yang hugged her and put it on the sofa, grabbed her two calves and started farting fucking.
This thing is not available yet.
It was learned by Cao Yang when he was watching Douyin in his previous life.
I didn't know why at that time, but probably because I thought it was fun, so I clicked in and looked for a while.
As a result, since he watched that time, Douyin has started pushing him:
【Look at it, this milk powder is really great.】
【Doing this way, the baby will not develop eczema】
【You need to pay attention to these issues if you are 3 months old to 1 year old】
...
I am a single man, why do I push these to me on TikTok?
It was not until Cao Yang commented on dozens of photos of beautiful girls in the gym on Douyin that his Douyin push was changed.
Thinking about it now, it is really a bit scary to push Douyin’s big data accurately.
...
In this life, after Cao Yang became a father, he actually picked up all the knowledge about parenting in his previous life.
It's also a great help.
The so-called fart fucking is to help the baby passively comb the stomach and intestines through a series of actions, so that they can better smooth the baby's fucking when defecates and farts.
While doing baby fucking, Cao Sining enjoyed her expression and giggled.
Cao Yang gently pressed his palm to Cao Sining's chest, then he calmed down over and over again. After doing a set of movements, he changed to grab his legs and curled up inward...
It takes about 10 minutes to complete a baby exercise. For Cao Sining, it is like enjoying a high-level horse killing chicken.
Pei Siqing showed a motherly smile next to him, holding a camera and recording Cao Yang's every move.
There was no smartphone at this time, so the handheld camera is a very advanced and high-end electronic product. It can also export the memory card and put it in the computer.
To be continued...