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Chapter 43 The most embarrassing in history (still

If you want to say that Su Mei was really angry at this moment! This proposition is a paradox, how could she not know? She proposed that it was just a model to explain the ethics in philosophy and utilitarianism. She originally planned to break down the paradox of this proposition to everyone in the second class. But she was caught by Xue Xiang, and regardless of the rest, she argued that there was no meaning to discuss this proposition. At the end, she said that it was only meaningful to teach. Wouldn't Su Mei become popular?

Su Meiren had a lot of objections to mention, but the applause was thunderous at this moment and she had no chance to express it to her. Finally, the applause gradually faded away. Dingling, Dinglingling, and the bell rang again.

Xue Xiangzao saw Su Meiren's pretty face that was so icy that she could use to store things. While she was proud, she couldn't help but feel worried, for fear of a storm. When she heard the ringtone at this moment, she was like hearing the sound of a Lun, and immediately jumped out of the seat and left the classroom.

After a long time, the sun was shining brightly. Xue Xiangxun lay down on the railing. While looking at the scenery downstairs, he thought about how to deal with the second class ten minutes later. After thinking about it, he couldn't find out what it was. He thought to himself, if Su Meiren really got angry, it would be as easy as dealing with him to deal with Zhang Jinsong? After all, the teacher in the classroom has natural guidance and command rights.

Xue Xiang suddenly felt a little regretful that he had just shown a quick chance, and he completely overturned the iceberg. When he was helpless, he suddenly felt itchy in his throat - he was addicted to smoking, but this was a teaching building. A student smoking on the railing was a hindrance. What's more, although he, Xue, had fewer classes, but he had accumulated a lot of reputation in the last basketball game and singing with Su Meiren. Many students knew him, so he would never dare to smoke here.

Xue Xiang raised his hand to look at the time. It was less than a minute before class, but the smoking addiction was so blocked that it was really uncomfortable. He couldn't help it and made a secret decision in his heart - to go to the toilet to smoke and cushion a cigarette. He just avoided the limelight of Su Meiren.

After the matter was settled, Xue Xiangfa rushed towards the toilet at the end of the corridor. Because it was almost time to start class, the stairs were empty and unhindered. Xue Xiang went quickly, running and plucking the cigarettes to get fire. After counting breaths, he slipped into the bathroom.

With a snap, Xue Xiang took the lighter and couldn't wait to light the cigarette. He took a deep breath. Xue Xiang felt relieved in his heart, and took another breath before he remembered to find a place to squat.

Xue Xiang was stunned immediately after seeing this. He found that there were two urinary pits in front of him, but he could not find any urine pits for boys to urinate. It was clearly the women's toilet!

It turned out that the bathroom in the corridor was set up like this: two bathrooms were arranged side by side, with the woman in front of her and behind her. Xue Xiang was in a panic and entered the door as soon as he saw the door, and he actually entered the women's bathroom.

When Xue Xiang was shocked, the sound of paper was vaguely heard from the pit at the end of the front, and there was actually someone in the toilet! In an instant, Xue Xiang was so scared that he exploded. If he was caught, he might have been regarded as a hooligan. This generation would be completely ruined.

Xue Xiang ran away and just rushed to the door. He ran towards him and saw a slim figure head-on, with his eyes facing each other. Xue Xiangjun's face turned pale, and the opposite side was the person he didn't want to see the most, and he was most afraid of seeing - Su Meiren!

Xue Xiang was asking for explanation with a lot of words. He was afraid that Su Meiren would catch him and yell, but he didn't know that Su Meiren actually screamed "ah", blushed, covered her buttocks, turned around and ran towards the bathroom behind.

Xue Xiang saw the scarlet red between the trousers, which instantly turned into petrified, and there was no time to stop him. Then he saw Su Meiren who had just stepped into the door and turned her face and rushed out in dismay. Seeing Xue Xiang, she screamed and rushed over.

It turned out that Su Meiren suddenly came to the toilet and was blindly rushing to the toilet. As soon as she entered the toilet, she happened to see Xue Xiang. She immediately reflexively decided that she had walked into the wrong toilet. She was so embarrassed that she turned around and ran to the men's toilet. She didn't know that before she entered the door, she saw someone standing in front of the urine pit and tied her pants. This was how Su Meiren could bear it. She immediately didn't care about covering up the embarrassment and wanted to fight to Xue Xiang.

Screaming as he heard it, Xue Xiangru woke up from his dream, and didn't know that the disaster was coming. He couldn't look at the angry beauty's face. He pulled his legs apart and disappeared at the entrance of the stairs as fast as he had in his life. Then, he was even more unusual, jumped over the railing, jumped layer by layer and went down the stairs. In a moment, he disappeared into the teaching building.

After leaving the teaching building, Xue Xiang would never dare to attend the second class again. He guessed that if he appeared now, he would definitely be swallowed up by Su Meiren.

Walking in the boulevard and thinking about the embarrassing things just now, Xue Xiangle suddenly burst into laughter, because a comic about a cold and arrogant iceberg dyeing red clouds, moving her long legs and rushing to the men's bathroom.

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A carp, more than a foot long, width is as big as a horizontal palm, and red scales are all over the body. At this moment, it has been broken and placed on the desk horizontally. However, when Xue Xiang pulled a knife flower, dongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongxinxingshi, the complete fish body immediately turned into neat squares, then cut the green onion, pound garlic, stir the glutinous rice flour, and after a gust of wind and rain, the ingredients of a glutinous rice cake fish were clearly cleaned.

The little guy standing by the table was placing a small stool and waiting for a long time on Xue Xiang's shoulder. At this moment, seeing that all the ingredients were finally ready, he immediately jumped up on Xue Xiang's back, kissed him, and slipped down.

You said Xue Xiang was so excited about cutting vegetables? It turned out that today was the winter solstice. Xue Xiang had just said that he would cook some good dishes and make tooth-beating sacrifices. The little guy was energetic and shouted to cook in person. Because Xue Lin went to Lingnan half a month ago, according to news from there that Xue Anyuan would not go home to rest because of his hard work all day long, Xue Lin was anxious and rushed over.

When Xue Lin left, the little guy completely let go. Her little Buddha issued an order to cook, so Xue Xiang naturally wanted to help him arrange it. As soon as the ingredients were finished, the little guy slipped down, put on a special apron, moved the stool to the edge of the stove, stroked Xue Xiang's shoulder and stepped on it. Then he directed Xiao Yi, who was sitting at the entrance of the stove and reading comics, to add firewood to the stove. After finishing, he asked Xiaowan to pour oil into the pot.

When the oil in the pot was so hot that it was smoke, the little guy calmly directed Xue Xiangheng to put fish pieces in the pot. When the glutinous rice cakes were fried until golden, the little guy shook his nose, as if he was using the aroma to determine whether the fish pieces were mature. After a while, the little guy bent down to take the spatula in Xue Xiang's hand, and asked Xiao Yi not to add firewood to the stove, so he carefully put the fish pieces into the porcelain basin on the stove piece by piece.

Looking at the stack of golden croakers, the little guy smiled and picked up a chopstick for Xue to each of them. He looked at the human with hopeful face and said, "Try it quickly, see if I can cook this well for the first time. It will definitely be a chef in the future."

People ate fish pieces and nodded tacitly, thinking in their hearts: Which restaurant dares to hire a chef who is only responsible for serving dishes like this, don’t piss off the chef in the kitchen to death.

After a dish, the little guy did the same thing, making six dishes and one soup in a row, which was the first solo performance of Chef Xue.

As soon as the food was served, Lei Xiaotian and Zhu Shijun arrived together. Since Xue Xiang entered Peking University, these two people, one of whom, studied and the other as a police officer, had their own affairs, and they had less time to go to the Xue family. At this moment, it was better to come sooner than they could come. They were not polite. They went into the kitchen to get the dishes and rushed into the hall. Just as they were about to reach out to pick up the dishes, they were stopped by the little guy, proudly introducing the origin of the dishes. Of course, it was all done by the little sister of the Xue family, without any other's merits.

Lei Xiaotian, Zhu Shijun and the little guy had been accustomed to each other. Obviously, he knew the troubles of this person, so he gave him a flattery and gave him a happy moment. The little guy picked up food for them one after another.

At this time, it was December 22, which is the winter solstice of the lunar calendar. The winter solstice in the north is naturally far colder than in the south. Half a month ago, several snowfalls had already fluttered and flown. At this moment, everyone had just put on the table and snowflakes were flying outside.

At noon, there was a hot pot with stewed lotus root with squids. The hot steam was rising, and the group of people took off their clothes. After a meal, they went back to their room to rest. Xue Xiang and Lei Xiaotian and Kang Tong were tidying up the bowls and chopsticks, and then sat in the hall, chatting about the four brothers who were in the army - Liu Yuanchao, Sun Qianjin, Li Hongjun, and Kang Tong came.

Lei Xiaotian and Zhu Shijun were having a lot of chats, planning to wait for these guys to come back to visit relatives during the Spring Festival this year, get together, and plan how to have a dinner together. However, Xue Xiang muttered to himself, probably most of them would not come back during the Spring Festival this year. He was scheming in his mind, knowing that these four people would probably participate in the battle, but he was afraid that the two of them would worry, but he didn't say it out and still joked with them.

After a while, Lei Xiaotian was still on duty in the afternoon. Zhu Shijun was busy reviewing his homework and taking on the exam, so he said goodbye to the two of them. He was going back to the room for lunch, but as soon as he walked to the door, the phone on the table rang, and it was Hao Yunlai who called.

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This is a small courtyard on the outskirts of the city, with tiled houses built with blue bricks and white lime on the walls. Perhaps as the years have passed, the blue bricks inside have been exposed. Xue Xiang rode a motorcycle into the courtyard. The yard was cleaned very neatly. There were no other things in the empty courtyard. There were only four vertical cabinets neatly around. The door panels of the vertical cabinets were all exhausted, and you could clearly see that it was filled with old things such as porcelain bottles, sand teapots, painting paper and other old things.

Xue Xiang remembered that when he came last time, only one of the four cabinets was piled up, and the rest were all empty. This time, when he saw four cabinets were piled up, it was obvious that Hao Yunlai and his group were very motivated.

It turned out that this place was the distribution center of Hao Yunlai, Xu Xiaofei, Kang Xiaoba and his group. After being identified by Master Li Si, the old things that were not attracted to the eye were piled up in this cabinet, and the ones that were attracted to the eye were collected in the house and carefully preserved.

Xue Xiang's "Harley" sounded loud. Even though the fire was turned off early outside the yard and let it slide in, it still alarmed Hao Yunlai and others inside the house. (To be continued)

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