Chapter 23 - The Master of Absurdity is Super Satisfied
Chapter 23: Master Ridiculously satisfied
Tang Xiaofeng's soul returned to his body. He looked at the Taisha Ding, his eyes rolled up, and somehow turned pale. He stood up, turned slowly, and said coldly in a hoarse voice: "What's the matter with you looking for me?"
Zhu Tehua and Su Yalan looked at each other. They were a little unbelievable at first, but now they saw the face and eyes of the ridiculous master and heard his voice, how could they still doubt it? They quickly knelt down.
Yin Qiaowen, Dou Gengyan and Zhong Xiutian knew Zhu and Su were careful. It was because they said that the master of ridiculousness was Tang Xiaofeng. Dou Gengyan and Zhong Xiutian beat Tang Xiaofeng without hesitation. However, Tang Xiaofeng and Master of Xuan Tang appeared in front of them at the same time just now. Now it seems that Zhu Quehua and Su Yalan were undoubtedly wrong.
They also quickly followed Zhu, and Su and the others knelt down.
Zhu Tiehua replied: "Since I came back from Tianpan Mountain that time, Qiaowen's flying swords and I have scattered. I heard that my seniors have the unparalleled skills of making swords in the world. I also asked my seniors to cast a sword for each of me. I'm grateful to me."
The Master Absurd sneered: "You mean, I broke their flying swords?"
Yin Qiaowen quickly said, "Senior has misunderstood. If it weren't for the help of me, we would have died in Tianpan Mountain. We will never forget the kindness of our seniors. How dare we blame us? It's just that flying swords are hard to find. Please give us a pity."
Master Absurdly turned around and sat down, turned his back to them, and said impatiently: "I have never made swords for others for a long time. Last time, I just saw that Mokon Ni in Jianshan had some connection with me. Her disciple Liangzhen was also the wife of the Tang family, so she forged one for her three of them. Although your flying swords were broken by me, I also helped you. I don't owe each other, so you can go."
Yin Qiaowen's heart moved, thinking that Tang Xiaofeng said that this senior was an ancestor of the Tang family. Since he would look at Song Liangzhen's face, he would make swords for Gengyan, Yayan and Xiutian, he would probably also help us for Tang Xiaofeng's face. So he quickly said, "Senior, please take us to see that it is Mr. Tang who brings us here..."
Master Ridiculously said angrily: "Just because he brought you here, I have no intention of helping you make swords. That boy is unfaithful and unfilial, and rebellious. If it weren't for the only one of the Tang family, he would have to rely on his posthumous successors. I have already destroyed his unfilial descendants."
Yin Qiaowen thought to herself that guy was smiling all day long, and he looked like a scoundrel. He ran away from home at a young age and harmed innocent girls everywhere. If I were his ancestors, I would also like to destroy him. She quickly said, "Tang Min is the teacher of the young girl. Since she was young, she has been helping him with the teacher and sister Xiaoshan since she was young. Xiaoshan is also a friend of us. I would like to ask my seniors to help me and sister Tiehua for my mentor."
Master Absurd Master pondered for a moment, and when Zhu Tehua and Yin Qiaowen saw his intention, he quickly begged a few more times. Master Absurd Master said lightly: "Forget it, for Tang Min and Xiao Shan, it's okay to help you once."
He also said: "You can ask for the sword if they ask for the three of them that day."
Zhu Tehua and Yin Qiaowen were stunned... Of course, they knew how Dou Gengyan and the other two "barely asked for swords" and they kept making fun of the three girls in the past two days, saying that the three girls were teased by Tang Xiaofeng. Unexpectedly, they faced the same situation themselves when they turned around.
Su Yalan thought in a dark mind that the fool Xiutian told us about the process of asking for swords to Sister Hua and Qiaowen, which made me laugh at me. If they asked them to simply ask for swords this time, I am afraid they will laugh at me again in the future. It would be better to let them "seek for swords with bare ass" and see if they dare to mention it again?
So he quietly winked at Dou and Zhong, and the three of them began to instigate the two girls.
Zhu Tehua and Yin Qiaowen are both helpless. On the one hand, Master Absurd has a bad temper, and it is useless to ask for it any further. On the other hand, whenever he sees the fairy swords used by Dou, Su and Zhong, they are also envious. Swordsman, Swordsman, doesn’t even have a sword, what kind of swordsman is?
Since Master Ridiculous is indeed a senior master who has lived two or three hundred years old, and it is not that Tang Xiaofeng pretended to be a boy, and sacrificing some color in front of the senior master, it would be acceptable to people.
The two had to untidy their clothes, wear a slut, and move them to the seniors to bow down to their bow.
"Master of Absurdity" quietly saw Yin Qiaowen wearing a heart-dress, with a red plum embroidered on the heart-dress, and a few joyful sparrows, that is, "joy the eyebrows". The ridge-shaped heart-dress is tied to the neck, and although her breasts are wrapped tightly, her beautiful thighs are exposed outside, and the lower part of the belly is only a little covered by the lower corner of the heart-dress, which is faintly visible, which is extremely wonderful.
As for Zhutehua, she wore a piece of Hezi, which was much better than ordinary underwear. It was a bit like pajamas from later generations, and even her thighs were covered. However, this underwear was not only as thin as a gauze, but also the spring light on her chest was most likely to leak. Zhutehua's body was not only full of breasts on her chest, but also the plump breasts on her chest were admired by him, but even the trembling pink peaks were seen by him...
Of course, he could only scan his eyes quickly so that the two women would not notice it.
He stood up with his hands behind his back, opened the cauldron to make a sword. The sword had actually been cast long ago, and the rest was just pretending. The sky fire surged into the sky and the five ghosts came and went. He pretended for a while, and suddenly shouted: "The immortal sword is about to be formed. In order to avoid disturbing ghosts and gods, why don't you both lie down and worship the sword?"
Zhu Tiehua and Yin Qiaowen quickly faced the sword tripod, touched the ground with their hands, and used their foreheads to curl their legs, and raised their fragrant buttocks.
Master Xuan Tang turned around and was not satisfied. He secretly gave an order to the Five Ghosts. Then, somehow, a gust of cold wind suddenly blew, and Zhuge's sacred flower suddenly flipped up, revealing his round and white buttocks.
I wish the Peanuts were afraid that they would not be sincere enough and would not be able to make a sword, so they would not dare to move.
Master Ridiculous was super satisfied, so he shouted angrily, and his two swords came out of the cauldron, turned into a dragon and a phoenix and flew three times, then turned back into the fairy sword. He took out the five-color pen and quickly wrote a few words.
Of course, the immortal seal on the sword had actually been written long ago, and he was still just pretending...
The two swords fell in front of the two girls, one purple and one green, dazzling and dazzling, and emitted a wave of dragon roars.
Five ghosts float in the night sky.
The black plague ghost smiled and said, "This kid is really interesting!"
Bai Wengui said: "Poyang, Jiaohuang, Feizhi's three swords are better than Fengxiao's two swords. These two swords are far better than those three swords. This kid has made rapid progress."
The Qing Plague Ghost said lightly: "These five swords have the bonus of five-color pen and fairy seal, which is normal to surpass the Fengxiao two swords. However, after each time he casts a sword, he has a new understanding and idea. These two swords have been made. After passing one in the sky fire, the sword quality has been greatly improved. In just two days, his understanding of the way to make a sword has gone up to the Chonglou again, which makes people look at him."
The Red Plague ghost bit the handkerchief: "Little Guaiguai is so awesome."
Huang Wengui said: "These swords he has made after scratching his face. Should we not get his face back and let the girls in the world run away when they see him, so that he can concentrate on making swords, and the more they cast them, the better they will be?"
The three ghosts of black, white, and blue: "Um..." seems to make some sense.
The Red Plague Ghost roared: "Who dares to bully Xiao Guaiguai, I will kill him..."
Black, white, blue, yellow four ghosts: "..."
Next to the Taisha Cauldron, Tang Xiaofeng had no idea that he had to be a "absurd master" for the rest of his life. He just said lightly in that hoarse and ugly voice: "These two swords, one Zi Yan and one Qing Xiao, you can leave."
Zhu Tihua and Yin Qiaowen each held a sword. Seeing the light flowing on the sword, it was even better than Dou Gengyan and the others. He felt happy. The two women put on their clothes and thanked Master Xuan Tang, who no longer paid attention to them.
The five girls bid farewell and flew in the night sky with the sword light, and started chatting while flying.
Zhong Xiutian said angrily: "You guys even say that Mr. Tang is a ridiculous master, and she made others..." She thought that the kid was really that powerful and admired him so much these days.
Dou Gengyan said: "Since Mr. Tang never teased us, we beat him up for no reason. We still have to apologize to him tomorrow."
Yin Qiaowen said in confusion: "But from the back alone, Master Absurd is indeed exactly the same as Mr. Tang."
Zhong Xiutian smiled and said, "But they are not the same person, and they both stand together. Are there any mistakes? They are all messing around with Sister Hua and Sister Yalan, and they are so outrageous."
Su Yalan murmured with a pointing finger at her cheek: "But for some reason, I always feel that something is wrong, but I don't know where the problem lies. Sister Hua, what do you think?"
"Don't ask me," Zhu Tehua rubbed her temples and sighed, "I have a headache..."
As smart as her, this time she was completely confused.
Chapter completed!