Chapter 262 The robber with IQ
The carjacking was three men wearing hooded heads, one with a sawed trolley, standing at the front of the car to monitor the driver, and the other two got into the car and plundered money.
The tall one held a gun, the short and fat one walked up to the crowd and waited for a full two minutes, but they didn't see each other talking.
The tall robber cursed: "Why are you fucking stupid?"
The short and fat robber said silly: "What am I here to do?"
"Robbery!" The tall robber looked so stupid. Why did he find such a fool?
"Yes! Robbery!" The short and fat robber pulled out a sharp fruit knife from his waist and shook it in the air for three times.
"Brother, what words are the robbers saying?"
"Puff!"
The short and fat man's silly appearance made everyone laugh. I don't know who couldn't help but laughed out loud.
"Bang!"
The tall robber raised his gun and hugged him. The iron sand made the roof of the car into a hornet's nest. The sound of the carriage was shaking, making people's eardrums hurt. The cramped space was filled with a pungent smell of gunpowder, and no one dared to laugh at it anymore.
The tall robber said, "No need to say anything, just grab me valuable things."
The short and fat robber agreed, and he saw the bearded man sitting in the first row at a glance.
The whole vehicle was just the fancy ones he wore, and the gold chain as thick as a little finger could be seen under his shirt, which was a standard nouveau riche dress.
The bearded man lowered his head and did not dare to look at the robbers. He thought that he had become an ostrich and the other party would not notice him.
The fat little carrot-like hand grabbed the bearded man's collar and pulled him up from his seat.
Before the short and fat robber could ask, the bearded man immediately became timid and hurriedly took out the money from his pocket and presented it with both hands.
The fat robber pulled his collar and pulled the gold necklace off. The big gold ring on his finger was not spared.
The bearded man was snatched away, and there was nothing valuable left on him. He felt resentment in his heart but could not express it.
There are a small number of people who want to implicate others and let others suffer their own misfortunes to satisfy their balance.
"Two big brothers." The bearded man licked his face and leaned over to the fat robber and muttered in a low voice: "That woman has tens of thousands of dollars, which I have seen with my own eyes."
The short and fat robber looked at the bearded man and then realized that there was a beautiful woman sitting in the aisle of the carriage.
The eyes of the two robbers suddenly opened. The short and fat robbers originally squinted their eyes. After seeing Jin Wushuang, they instantly became three times bigger, and their saliva oozed out through the masked cloth.
"I have never seen the beauty that I have seen in five thousand years. But I have lived in this beauty for more than 30 years, and this is the first time I have seen it!"
The short and fat robber's heart beat faster. When Jin Wushuang raised his head and looked at each other, he felt like he was shot by Cupid's arrow.
After confirming that his eyes were destined!
The short and fat robber rubbed his hands: "Brother Liu Zi!"
As soon as he opened his mouth, he was hit by a tall robber.
"Don't call my name fucking!"
The short and fat robber rubbed his head and said, "I know Brother Liu Zi, I want to rob him of the lust first, Brother Liu Zi!"
After saying that, he smiled and leaned towards Jin Wushuang.
Bai Fengjiu clenched her fist quietly, but was secretly grabbed by Jin Wushuang, and then gently slid it on his hand with his fingertips, so that he would not act rashly.
"What do you want to do?" Jin Wushuang did not panic, but looked at the fat man with vigilance.
The short and fat robber laughed and said, "Beauty, do you lack a boyfriend? Will you be in love?"
Jin Wushuang rolled him with her eyelids and said, "Do you want to chase me?"
The tall robber urged: "Hurry up, we are not going to the vegetable market!"
"Brother Liu Zi, this is related to my brother's lifelong event, and I'm waiting for a while."
The tall robber cursed: "Don't call me my name!"
"I know Brother Liu Zi, I won't call you your name in the future." After saying that, the short and fat robber said to Jin Wushuang seriously: "I want to fall in love with you, that kind of marriage."
Seeing the short and fat robber's stupid look, Jin Wushuang had the idea of teasing him.
Jin Wushuang raised her chin and her handsome face made the fat robber dizzy.
"Want to fall in love with me? Then do you know your responsibilities as a boyfriend?"
The short and fat robber was stunned, scratched his head, and looked at the tall robber beside him.
"What the hell do you think of me, I have never been in a relationship."
The tall robber was so upset that they planned to leave after robbing them, but they didn't expect that they were delayed by this idiot for so long and wanted to fall in love, but they didn't look at their virtues.
The short and fat robber did not get the answer from his companion and looked at Jin Wushuang and asked, "What responsibilities do you need to be a boyfriend?"
"First!" Jin Wushuang raised a finger: "I was bullied, you want to avenge me!"
The short and fat robber immediately frowned: "Who bullies you? Tell me, I'll vent your anger for you!"
Jin Wushuang looked at the bearded man with malicious intentions, and the latter instantly got goose bumps, thinking that this woman was really a vicious and scorpion-hearted person.
"No, no, no! I didn't bully her!"
The bearded man hurriedly waved his hand to argue, but the fat robber turned a deaf ear to him, swung his hand and opened his bow on the bearded man, making her scream, like a pig slaughter.
The bearded man regretted this. He was killed by someone who borrowed a knife to kill someone in order to greed for the two thousand dollars. He was beaten to death with his back grooves, and his two back grooves were inlaid with more than two thousand.
Of course, Jin Wushuang would not hold a grudge against the two thousand yuan. What she held was that the bearded man was not kind and actually told the fat robber how much money he had.
After hitting dozens of times, the bearded man's cheeks bulged, as if he had two big buns in his mouth, and also like a pufferfish. His head was buzzing, and he rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with unconsciousness.
The short and fat robber excitedly said to Jin Wushuang: "I have already taught you a lesson. Can you be your boyfriend now?"
Jin Wushuang stretched out his second finger and said, "The second condition is that my boyfriend is a great hero. He will defeat all evil forces and give peace to the world!"
The tall robber pointed his gun at Jin Wushuang, "Stupid, don't fool my brother!"
"Brother Liu Zi, don't point a gun at my woman!" The short and fat robber grabbed the gun and then asked Jin Wushuang: "I want to be your hero, where is the evil power? I want to defeat them!"
A weak voice came from the depths of the minibus: "The robber with a gun is the evil force."
The fat robber turned his head and said righteously: "You are an evil force, I want to defeat you!"
"You're fucking crazy!"
The short and fat robber punched, and the tall robber avoided. He crossed the gun, but gritted his teeth and did not pull the trigger, and then turned around and smashed it hard.
The two of them rolled in the car, causing the passengers to scream. The thin robber in front ran over when he heard the sound and saw his companion rolling in a ball, he looked confused.
Before the spoils were divided, the fight started?
The tall robber yelled: "Don't be stunned. He's crazy, help me quickly!"
The thin robber rushed forward and seized the opportunity to hit the back of the short and fat robber's head. His 200-pound body suddenly stopped moving.
The tall robber pushed the short and fat robber aside, picked up the troll who was sawed on the ground, and came to Jin Wushuang angrily.
Chapter completed!