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Chapter thirty-seven mental breakdown

"First raise your head, straighten your chest, stick your butt, and raise your hand!"

Zhuang Bifan followed Nie Yun's instructions and posed in a very strange position!

"Yes, the movements are very standard, and now I'm twisting my butt crazy!" Nie Yun continued.

Zhuang Bifan was stunned. Is this really an alchemy action?

He expressed doubts!

But as a newbies in alchemy, I don’t know anything, dare not say anything, and dare not ask anything, so I can only choose to believe silently. But looking at more than a dozen alchemists staring at me with two big eyes staring at me, I feel so ashamed that I can’t let go at all!

System: "Friendly reminder, you have four minutes left!"

Zhuang Bifan was very conflicted inside. He was embarrassed to jump, and he would be gone if he didn’t jump!

If you are paralyzed, you are not the kind of person who is greedy for life and fear of death!

Nothing is joyful in life, nothing is fearful in death!

For the sake of face, oh, my life is gone, it’s useless to have face!

Then Zhuang Bifan closed his eyes and twisted wildly.

System: "Do you need me to give you a magic song? Little Apple, the most dazzling national style... Whatever you want!"

Zhuang Bifan said with a dark face: "Get out!"

A group of alchemists watched Zhuang Bifan's movements on the side, and instantly Simida. Didn't he agree to refine the alchemy? What's going on with the action of this ghost beast?

Nie Yun's voice sounded again: "Yes, this action is very standard. What I want to tell you now is that these actions are actually redundant and have nothing to do with alchemy!"

Zhuang Bifan's movements came to an abrupt end, as if he had been imposed on his bodywork, motionless.

No copper coin relationship?

I was paralyzed, I jumped for so long, isn't it useless?

Damn, I'm turning the table over the bastard!

Zhuang Bifan felt that his mentality was about to explode now, and he had the urge to rush over and beat Nie Yun up. He lost all his face. Isn't it useful to tell me?

The system was still adding fuel to the fire and said, "Don't be so angry, you danced very well just now. Look at all those alchemists have been shocked!"

Zhuang Bifan's face was as dark as the bottom of the pot, and he shouted furiously: "Get out of here!"

Are those alchemists being stolen by themselves?

Then the look you look at yourself is obviously looking at a crazy person.

The system said with regret: "What a pity, I don't have a video recording function, otherwise I would definitely take a picture of the scene just now and let you see it."

Zhuang Bifan looked glad and numb, but fortunately he was not recorded, otherwise he would never have raised his head in front of this sand sculpture system in his life!

"It's okay, you're talking about yarn?" Zhuang Bifan asked, holding back the anger in his heart.

Nie Fengfeng said lightly: "It's very simple, because I'm happy!"

Zhuang Bifan's face was full of blue veins and was paralyzed. This guy was so cheap, why hadn't he been beaten to death yet?

"Because he is relatively strong, others cannot beat him!" the system replied.

"Okay, let's get to the point now and officially start alchemy. First, I will put the Juxingcao into the alchemy furnace, and then..."

Zhuang Bifan followed Nie Yun's guidance and followed Nie Yun's guidance, and as the alchemy progressed, he finally knew why he failed the first time, because when refining alchemy, every time he invested a portion of medicinal materials, there was accurate time, and there were special alchemy techniques. If he threw in random breath, it would be impossible to refine the elixir!

Three minutes later, Nie Yun said, "Okay, it's enough, it's enough to turn on the furnace in half an hour. Unfortunately, there is no spiritual fire, just use the mortal fire, otherwise the time for alchemy can be shortened to a quarter of an hour!"

"Can you really refine the pill in this way?" Zhuang Bifan asked with some doubts.

"Of course, otherwise you will be the founder of the Alchemy Alliance, and the elixir has been refined. Now can you tell my wife how to get pregnant?!" Nie Yun asked impatiently.

Normally, there is only one minute left in the call time. Zhuang Bifan should have hung up the phone and ignored this guy. However, this bitch just cheated on him so much. If he didn't take revenge, he wouldn't be able to swallow this breath!

So Zhuang Bifan said, "Of course, how can I deceive you? Tell me first, are you afraid of your wife?"

"Can I not answer?" Nie Yun asked weakly.

"It must be answered that this has a direct relationship with whether Mrs. Zun can get pregnant!" Zhuang Bifan said sternly.

"Okay, actually, I'm very afraid of my wife. No, I shouldn't say it's fear. It should be love and respect. Yes, that's it!" Nie Yun forced his explanation.

When Zhuang Bifan heard this, he immediately laughed, afraid of his wife, so it would be easier: "Now you call your wife here!"

"Well, I don't dare, no, I'd better go find her!" Nie Yun said.

Zhuang Bifan:...

Brother, are you afraid of being like this?

I don’t even have the courage to call your wife over.

A few seconds later, Nie Yun said, "My wife is by my side, and what?"

Zhuang Bifan: "Swivel your arms and slap your wife hard!"

"ah!"

Nie Yun exclaimed, and then said in a trembling voice: "I... don't... dare not!"

Zhuang Bifan: "This is the only way to get pregnant!"

System: "Will you be uneasy when you do this?"

Zhuang Bifan: "I'm sorry, I have no conscience!"

system:……

Nie Yun: "Really, you didn't lie to me. Why do I always feel like you are taking revenge on me?"

Zhuang Bifan smiled contemptuously and said, "Ha, I need to lie to you. If I really want to hit you, I will slap you to death. Anyway, you can do it yourself. I don't have much time left!"

Nie Yun was very confused. He was afraid that he would be unwise when he beat his wife. At that time, he would definitely be a storm!

Forget it, don't worry, for your own children!

Bang!

Zhuang Bifan suddenly heard a crisp slap in the face, and then Nie Yun begged for mercy!

Listening to the screams and begging for mercy, Zhuang Bifan's heart was filled with joy and coldness!

Just as Zhuang Bifan was about to hang up the phone, Nie Yun's weak voice rang again: "I've finished calling, what should I do now?"

Zhuang Bifan: "You can check now, is your wife pregnant?"

"good!"

A few seconds later, Zhuang Bifan heard Nie Yun shouting excitedly: "Ahh, I'm really pregnant, this is really true, senior, how did this do it? I slapped my wife and she got pregnant. What is the principle?"

Zhuang Bifan has a black question mark face?

An infertile man, but his wife is pregnant?

What does this mean?

Zhuang Bifan now only wants to answer Nie Yun’s question with one song: Love is a ray of light, so green that you are so angry...

Then he silently chose to hang up the phone. Let Nie Yun discover the truth by himself!

Since Nie Yun said that it would be enough to turn on the furnace in half an hour, he would just wait here silently. He was bored, so he stared at the group of alchemists...
Chapter completed!
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