Bu Fan's noodles-eating action stopped in the air, and he seemed to have discovered something...

"What did you just say?"

"I said you're ungrateful..."

"Not this sentence, the following..."

"I said I'll wake you up this morning!"

"It's not this, it's in the middle..."

"What happened to you last night?"

"By the way, what did you think after I drank last night?" Bu Fan raised his butt and leaned in front of Li Xiaobing, as if you didn't say it clearly, don't think about leaving today.

Li Xiaobing touched his nose and smiled at Bu Fan, "What? You can't remember what you did last night?"

Bu Fan nodded, "Are you talking nonsense? What if I could remember that I still use you?"

"Really, believe me, sometimes it's better to know than to know..."

"Is it a man? He said something and hesitated and hesitated..."

Li Xiaobing saw Bu Fan’s anxious look in search of the answer, but he was not in a hurry and touched his stomach, "It was a bit dry as he said this..."

"Brother die, don't say anything, you can eat and drink whatever you want. You can just greet you within fifty."

Li Xiaobing glared at Bu Fan, "I said you are too stingy, right? This is only worth fifty?"

Bu Fan finally treated him with a small bleeding attitude, but he thought that Li Xiaobing was still obedient when he got the advantage and wanted to make him bleed. Not satisfied, he wanted to make him bleed heavily, Bu Fan directly retracted his head and sat down, and ate his own noodles.

After seeing what he said, Bu Fan changed his normal behavior and asked curiously: "What did I say? You don't listen?"

"It's too expensive and I can't help but listen! You'd better not to speak." Bu Fan rolled his eyes directly at him, and made up his mind to find a kind lady after eating noodles later. If you can get news, you won't let yourself get bleeding, and it can also promote each other's relationship. Why not do it? At worst, buy a bottle of nutrition express line to use it as a sip.

"No, fifty is fifty. Although the price is a little lower, who is the kind-hearted person??"

Bu Fanbi showed three fingers, "The price has changed now, thirty. If you want to say it, just say it. If you don't say it, I'll find someone else later."

"Is there anyone who bargained like this?" Li Xiaobing stopped doing this and cut nearly half of it before he could say anything. This is too bullying.

After hearing Li Xiaobing's words, Zeng Hao took back a finger and said, "Twenty, let's say it first. If you talk again, it will only be ten yuan."

"you.."

Li Xiaobing turned to the restaurant owner who was watching the fun and shouted: "Did the boss hear that? Two taels of fat intestine noodles, and then a bottle of Coke, and add all the rest of the rest."

"Okay, you'll come soon after you wait."

"Two and two sides are eight, and three cokes are the same. The feelings you add to your sauerkra are really not based on your money."

After ordering the food to the boss, Li Xiaobing turned around and said to Bu Fan without thinking: "Of course I didn't get the money."

What you say is justified and has no reason.

"Okay! I'm useless to say that, now I can talk about what happened last night, right?"

Hearing Li Xiaobing's answer, Bu Fan almost gave in and choked his throat with a mouthful of foam and couldn't get up and down, so he quickly changed the subject.

Li Xiaobing confirmed again: "Are you sure you want me to say it?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? The twenty-year-old sea of ​​white flowers is spent. Can't you hear it? What's the point of farting but not working? Don't say it quickly. If I don't say it later, I won't admit it."

"This is what you said, you can't blame me if you hear it..."

After saying this, seeing Bu Fan's expression was very impatient, Li Xiaobing expressed the great achievements Bu Fan had done last night.

The more Bu Fan listened, the more embarrassed he became. He even wanted to stop him directly in the middle, but he was really shameless to listen.

What are you calling brothers against the wall, what are you singing in public...

These things that I don’t dare to do usually, I did it all last night.

No wonder today he found that everyone always looked at him with a feeling of wanting to laugh but holding it in. It turns out that the matter is the root of it.

After Li Xiaobing finished speaking, Bu Fan put down his chopsticks, took out 35 yuan from his pocket and slapped it on the table, and shouted at the boss who was working inside: "I'll put the boss's money on the table, please accept it yourself."

"You eat slowly by yourself, I'll leave first."

After Bu Fan finished speaking to Li Xiaobing, he walked to the door without saying a word, poked his head out and glanced out a few times. He saw few people wandering outside, and he tiptoed and arched his waist quickly to his room.

Bu Fan is really afraid that on the way, he met a person who was honored to visit his scene of the scenery show last night. He felt that he had found the direction of his faith. When he saw him, he insisted on pulling him to the room for a candle talk.

Fortunately, everything was calm.

After returning to the room smoothly, Bu Fan immediately closed the door and brought it with a lock.

He fell head-on on the bed and wrapped it in a quilt. "Damn, this time I'm so disappointed."

Bu Fan dared not think about how to meet people after this?

Now he deeply realized that this wine is really a poison that can be used to intestinal poison. If you can avoid drinking it, don’t drink it. If you have to drink it, you still have to drink it.

After struggling for a while, I was so breathless that Bu Fan pulled the quilt wrapped around him and gasped.

Hu... Hu...

It took a while to calm down.

But after calming down, Bu Fan began to think about what Li Xiaobing talked to him again. The deeper he thought about it, the more he thought about it, the more blushed he became.

"No!" Bu Fan quickly shook his head and dispelled the scene in his mind. He was afraid that if he wanted to continue, he would become possessed by himself.

He quickly picked up the remote control panel and turned on the TV, switched to the children's channel, and looked at "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf".

As he looked at it, he thought that he would look at everyone's eyes again when he went out tomorrow, and he felt so depressed.

"Fuck, I don't believe that I can't find something to replace it. If the TV is not good, I'll just chat with the system, right?"

Bu Fan didn't turn off the TV, but directly entered the system with his consciousness.

As Bu Fan's consciousness entered, he found that the system had been updated and a simulation experience function was added below the original storage and interpretation functions.

Seeing this, Bu Fan quickly called the system, "The system came out to explain, what does this newly emerging simulation experience function mean?"

"The simulation experience function can help the host better understand the character's behavior and psychological journey."

“What about?”

"For example, the role played by the host is a young man who works from the countryside to the city. In order to let the host better understand the behavior and ideas of such people, the system will bring the simulated scenes into it and conduct a real life simulation experience."

......

After a systematic explanation, Bu Fan finally understood what this simulation experience function was.

Bu Fan, who figured it out, rubbed his hands and said to the system: "System, I want to simulate a@v male actor!"

This function is really cool. Although it cannot be actually owned, it is good to be happy for a while.

Bu Fan has considered it clearly within one second, and simulated it twice every night. No! simulated it three times every night.

It is not impossible to accept all the arrivals of Japan, South Korea, Europe, America, Hong Kong and Macao.

"Can't think, can't think..." Bu Fan quickly wiped off the saliva that had already overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and slapped a big word on the bed.

Close your eyes, "Let the storm come more violently..."

One second, two seconds, three seconds... Five seconds passed, and Mao didn't react, except for the darkness and the singing from his ears.

Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, Lai Yangyang... I am a sheep...

Just as Bu Fan wondered why the storm hadn't started yet, the storm suddenly storm.

A strong current exploded directly in the mind, and Bu Fan's facial features were instantly distorted.

A long time later...

Bu Fan completely experienced the characters in a@v, but he failed to experience them as he wished. He changed to female characters. Now he was like being pried by n men n times. His sweat all over his body made him look like he was fished out of the water, sank on the bed and was empty, without any strength.

"Why? Why do you need to call me?"

After a while, Bu Fan recovered and asked the system in confusion: "System, please explain it to me clearly, why don't you start simulation, why do you call me?"

"Please understand the system correctly. This system is a high-tech product that integrates leisure, entertainment and learning. It is not a pirated product. All children should not be automatically blocked."
Chapter completed!