Chapter 24 The best way to deal with a bastard is to be more bastard than him
Walking into the corridor of the gymnasium, Lu Qi and Michael saw two groups of people making a noise in the distance.
Judging from the clothes and gestures of the two, there should be some communication problems between the program staff and the contestants.
"Why can she go in for the audition first? We obviously came first..."
"We all follow the procedures..."
Taking advantage of the gap where neither party could convince the other, Lu Qi and Michael quietly opened the door to the side and walked directly into the studio.
It's said to be a studio, but it's actually just a large vacant room in the gymnasium, which was temporarily transformed into an audition room with a background board and a judging panel.
Like the audition scenes of other talent shows, everything is full of simplicity.
A contestant had just finished his performance, and an old man with a ponytail came to the center of the stage while applauding soullessly.
Lu Qi recognized this pony-tailed man, who was none other than the host of "Famous or Embarrassed", Rezro.
"Yes, this is really... great"
"Okay, this is the audition site for the fourteenth season of "Famous or Foolish", right in Vineyards, Los Santos! And I'm your old friend, Rezro..."
Pointing to the camera and saying a few words, Rezlo continued according to the script:
"Next up is Trish DeSanta!"
As soon as these words came out, Trish, who had been waiting for a long time on the left side of the stage, was pushed out by the staff.
Black stockings, low-cut short sleeves, b-length skirt...
As soon as he saw Trish's outfit, Lu Qi immediately turned his head and paid attention to Lao Mai's reaction.
Sure enough, as he expected.
When Michael saw Tracy, who was wearing very revealing clothes, being pulled in front of the camera by the host, his whole face instantly turned red and he was very angry.
His hands also clenched their fists unconsciously.
Lu Qi was sure that if there weren't cameras filming, Michael would probably go right away and drag Tracy out of here.
"Judges, Tracy is a dancer, and also likes acting, modeling, and working in early childhood education. So, next..."
Rezro, who was halfway through the introduction, turned around and saw Lu Qi and Michael watching on the side. He couldn't help but be startled, and then asked aloud:
"Who are these two guys?"
"Dad? And... Alex?!"
Trixi was also a little surprised by the appearance of Michael and Lu Qi.
However, her inner desire to express herself in front of the camera and become a big star made her selectively forget what happened the last time her father came to see her.
"Then, let's start your performance!"
At Rezro's command, Trish took a good pose and began to twist her waist and dance to the music.
However, her dancing, as Michael said, was terrible.
I don’t know where she learned this cheap and sexy dance. While dancing, Trish touched her body.
With such a performance, not to mention Lu Qi and Michael, even the judges frowned.
Rezro on the side looked very happy.
"Shake the beautiful body God gave you, my dear!"
While he was talking, he was shaking his body and came to Trish's side, put his hands on Trish's hips, and danced an extremely eye-catching double dance.
Seeing this, not to mention Lao Mai, even Lu Qi couldn't bear it anymore and reminded him loudly:
"Michael, at this time, shouldn't you do something?"
Without Lu Qi's need to say anything, Michael shouted loudly, walked onto the stage angrily, and rushed towards Rezro.
"Enough!"
"Hey, I've said enough!!!"
"ah!"
After pushing Rezro down, Lao Mai wanted to follow up and give him a kick, but Tracy, who reacted, grabbed his arm.
Rezro, who was sitting on the ground, moved his butt back in panic, trying to distance himself, and shouted:
"Security! Someone come quickly!"
A strong black man arrived in response and stood between Michael and Rezlo.
"Hey! Stand there and don't move, just stand..."
Before he could finish speaking, Lu Qi kicked him hard from the side, directly on his waist.
With a "Ouch" sound, the black security guard was kicked away.
Seeing that something was not going well, Rezro turned around, pushed open the door, and ran out.
"Stop! You little bastard..."
Michael cursed and chased after him.
Lu Qi followed closely behind.
At this critical moment, Lu Qi's advantage in always exercising finally came to light.
Lu Qi strode out, first surpassing the panting Lao Mai, and then grabbing the car door that was about to close just a second before Rezro was about to open the door and get in.
"Well…"
Looking at the horrified Rezlo, Lu Qi twitched the corner of his mouth and revealed a devilish smile:
"Let's go to a quiet place and chat slowly~ slowly~"
...
Along the Los Santos River, a black Audi slowly stopped.
The back seat door was opened, and with an "ah" sound, Reziro was pulled out of the car by Lu Qi.
The pony-tailed man, who was surrounded by men, seemed to be quite frightened and seemed to have already imagined his own fate.
"Don't kill me, please, don't kill me..."
Grabbing Rezlo's collar, Michael brought his face closer and cursed loudly:
"You little bastard, what you did just now... I really want to blow your head off, throw your body into the Vinewood Hills, and let the wild dogs eat your useless balls!"
Michael's fierce expression made Lu Qi on the side a little surprised.
He originally thought that Michael didn't care much about Tracy and didn't want to deal with the rebellious daughter who always liked to chase the dream of becoming a star.
However, judging from Michael's attitude towards Rezlo, this is not the case.
Perhaps, for Michael, his family is everything he values. Whoever dares to touch his family will suffer!
After hearing these threatening words, Rezlo quickly explained:
"Look, man, I'm just an A-list celebrity trying to satisfy the public's entertainment needs."
"The audience just likes to watch those things, what else can I do? To be honest, I have many sexual harassment lawsuits against me, and I have a drug addiction. There is no way I can stop smoking, man. Even driving.
Sometimes, I also want to take a bite..."
"It's all my fault. Just let me go. I won't dare to do it next time."
Looking at Rezro's ugly face as he defended himself, Lu Qi couldn't help but have an idea and thought of a good way to punish him.
"Let you go, okay. Take off your pants!"
Not only Rezlo, but also Michael was a little surprised by this request.
Although he didn't know what the other party wanted to do, the frightened Rezro still compromised.
"All right…"
Looking at Rezro who was covering his lower body, only showing his hairy legs, Lu Qi curled his lips in disgust, then took out his cell phone, pointed the camera at Rezro, and pressed the record button.
"What are you doing?"
"Now I want you to dance, something sexy. If we are satisfied with the dance, you can leave."
"Uh... I need some music, or..."
Rezro, who was still about to resist, was suddenly grabbed by Lu Qi's collar and threatened fiercely:
"If I don't want your body to sink into the Port of Los Santos, just jump for me!"
In the end, Rezlo started to dance obediently.
This segment of the "Famous or Embarrassed" program host's sexy dance wearing only underwear was faithfully recorded by Lu Qi on his mobile phone.
"You can get out now, get away before we change our minds!"
Watching Rezro run away, Lu Qi turned around, held up his cell phone, and raised it to the smiling Lao Mai:
"Hey, can I send you a copy of the video?"
"Fuck! You'd better keep it to yourself..."
After saying that, the two looked at each other and laughed in unison:
Chapter completed!