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002 Get off the car and buy a DVD

A Santana was parked on the side of the road, and Li Yi walked out of the car.

He approached a roadside replica disc stall that was not very conspicuous. The owner of the disc seller also had a unique eye. He knew Li Yi's intention at a glance and took out a stack of treasures to make it mysterious. They were all from Europe and the United States.

Li Yi frowned and asked, "Are there any stories with rich content, exciting plots, and endless imagination?"

The boss said: "Okay! You can tell at a glance that you are a person with a taste for life, but I also remind you that if you really want to have fun, it is better for Europe and the United States."

"How is it a good way?"

"Those oriental ones have been played for more than an hour before they took off. After taking off for a minute or two, they have finished playing for half of the movie once. Thanks to this group of European and American ones have taken off in less than ten seconds, and they have been fucked until more than an hour before they can take a rest for a pee. Before you can pee back, you have to get to the point again and get it right."

"I want something with plot."

"It seems that you have understood the true meaning of A-Disk. I just happened to have new products on my hands."

""Visitor q"? Just looking at the cover, why does it feel like it is a suspense film? I want to be a real person, not a fantasy type, there is a problem with the level of thought between us."

"It's really a waste! Work hard! Ethical films, although it's a bit suspenseful, the focus of suspense is interpersonal relationships, and it has nothing to do with **. The scenes in bed are unreserved. The father's premature ejaculation father's daughter's sex life leads to another premature ejaculation. The son was abused at school, and the mother maintained psychological balance by whipping the drug-abusing mother. After being beaten by her son, she escaped reality and then took drugs. Finally, the father's premature ejaculation regained the dignity of a man through the body of the female boss. He never raised it to lift it, and led his mother to kill the classmates who abused his son. A complete portrayal of Japanese family life, every shot and every plot is full of the pleasure of forcing people to fall. If it doesn't meet your naked requirements, I really have to go on stage to shoot it myself!"

"I'll just quit! It's so perfect. Just listening to a brief introduction to experience the depravity. It's a completely reborn pervert and a disgusting materialist dialectical disgusting. I'll buy this."

"Look at this "Put to the left, Pip to the right" again."

“….”

"Just just look at the title, you can tell how busy the people inside are. The girl will hide. The male protagonist has to chase and aim to get on, and it is more vital. Do that while doing that, exercise more, exercise more and be physically good, and prepare for the 2012 Olympics. Regardless of whether the actor's appearance is pleasing to the eye, this sports spirit alone is worthy of our admiration."

"The screenwriter's name seems to be very familiar?"

"【Ji Me】! You don't even know the famous A-disc creator Ji Me. If you dare to help yourself change a stage name with such a flamboyant name, you will know how long he is. How many meters? If you lift it up, Yao Ming will not jump to his dick high!"

"Ji Mi seems to be an African writer, right?"

"That's right, those in Africa are very long, which proves that this few meters are well-founded."

"According to your statement, it's a bit exaggerated."

"Well... I also think it's a bit exaggerated. If it were me, I would call myself [banmi] at most. This may be a postmodern expression. However, if the second child has a certain weight, the A-Disc you shoot must be of a certain level."

"What logic are you doing?!"

"I wouldn't be wrong. In view of the fact that everyone is a little bit important to the second child, I carefully studied the content. There are two women in it, one is coquettish and charming, the other is innocent and cute, and they are crazy about sleeping with a man. Both women are very pleasing to the eye, and they can live peacefully. It is hard for this man to have idle for a while. No wonder he has to come to both sides. Although compared to some corrupt officials, his number of women is not large, he can have two extreme attributes and is of good grade at the same time. His life is no longer flawed. Compared to him, unless our wife gives us the right to have a mistress, we are all mentally incomplete. I really envy this elder brother, or 90% of men in this world will envy him, and the remaining 10% believe that the appropriate emotions have not yet been brewed."

Li Yi looked through it for a while, "Boss, you are still selling WindowsXP, 3dmax. Do you want to switch to the camp and take the IT route?"

"No, actually the A-pieces are still there, just a cover. Educated people can understand it at first glance. If it is necessary, I will hint."

Li Yi looked at the title and it turned out to be: windowsxp------------------------------------�

"Why has it turned into software packaging? Are you afraid that the urban management will come to arrest it?"

"There are no urban management here? These are sold to you students. Students who bring A-Photo to school will easily be discovered by teachers, deducted business points, criticized by the whole school, and also met parents. This will make them feel fear and leave a shadow on their sex life. The marriage will not be happy in the future. They are all minors and need protection. I am also a cultured person and don't want to erase them."

"Then isn't it enough for you to use WindowsXP? Why do you still need 3dmax?"

"You think you only have requirements. This is the category: the rocker driver is Eastern; the piston round-trip motion demonstration is European and American. It is actually very vivid. You will understand after thinking about it for a little bit... I recommend a blockbuster for you."

"Isn't this the Ghanabi Pirates? I've seen it."

"Ganaby Pirates 2012 Adult Edition - One Piece. Big Production!"

"Isn't it just a group of ps?" Li Yi looked contemptuous.

"This is an epic masterpiece in A-Disk. All the girls in it have model figures, computer stunts can capture the Matrix, and even the cameras of the group P are full of retro atmosphere and connotation. Those women have real skills, A Duo's figure, Michelle Yeoh's skills, and they can even make somersaults while doing it. Imagine, on a vast ocean, on a stormy road, people are on people, meat is in meat, and the sea and sky are shot, and there is endless fun. Give you a sense of artistic conception of shooting the horizon with one shot."

"You've really seen it? Are you afraid of exhaustion?"

"What is exhaustion? The important thing is whether it is worth it. This movie is definitely worth it. It is worth it. I am also a veteran of A-Disk. After watching it, I feel weak even when I go down the stairs. Look, I have been sitting and talking all the time today."

"How much does it cost?"

"The market price is 10 yuan."

"It's too expensive, those are only 5 yuan."

"Wenzhou City fires a shot, and the sky and earth are also fired a shot. Is it the same? It's different."

"But it's still expensive?"

"This is a big production, and it costs a lot for others to shoot it. Every actor has a name, a surname and a content. Now that the economic recession is in decline, it is not easy for foreigners to still be able to produce such a big production. I support the copy of this version, and you have to do your best. The future of the A-Disc is in our hands! Okay, okay, I will give you another set of "The Unspeakable Mimi"!"

Li Yi suddenly remembered the wolf dog at home and grinned like a toothache, "Mimi? Give some cats and dogs, I don't like animals.

"It was filmed by Jay Chou, who loves to talk about pornography and poetry, and in school, he is absolutely bookish. At first, Jay Chou fell in love with the music teacher, the heroine, the teacher is also a middle-aged woman. Jay Chou played a crazy episode of love and inserted a time tunnel. ** turned into a time backwards. Jay Chou continued to perform his sacred duties in the time tunnel to replenish energy for the time tunnel. The music teacher became younger and younger, and the more he fucked, the more tender he became. In the end, Jay Chou shot countless notes turned from tadpoles, shooting the piano. Time went back to the last moment, and the music teacher turned into a fertilized egg."

"What do you want to express?"

"Jay Jay Chou wants to praise the one who can make people young and reborn. After doing it, he will be reborn. After being reborn, he can do it again and continue to live. He has high artistic content and profound meanings. If you have such a high-quality culture, you must understand it."

"This is obviously "The Secret I Can't Tell", are you fooling me?"

"The Secret I Can't Say" is a deleted version of "The Mimi I Can't Say" and is used to fool the Electricity Inspection Bureau. This is the complete version, banned, and reflects the truth."

"My acceptance ability is limited, so let's introduce those regular oriental ones to me."

"Then "The Great Temptation of Wet Body", it's very traditional, without spending, you're really doing that."

"Isn't this the Mandarin dubbing?"

"You don't have any patriotism at all? Can only Japanese women be superior? Are Chinese women not superior? What's in it is originally Chinese, and China is superior!"

Li Yi firmly resisted, "Chinese people usually use mosaics, which are bigger than clothes. Maybe they think they are playing and watching!"

"I'm not a decoration, so I'm laying a mosaic. There are close-ups in key areas. It's not easy for Chinese women to be actresses. What a heavy moral burden do you have to bear? So I can only let some Chinese women get better first, and lead the unreleased women to gradually get better, and finally reach the national actress. On that day, we Chinese can see actresses on the street. When we need it, we can run to the street to take a look and we can masturbate immediately. The scene is real, save electricity, and no radiation. Let the Japanese actresses be unemployed!"

"How much does it cost?"

"Chinese people, China's price is five yuan. Don't think it's expensive. This is supporting the Chinese film industry. In order for our next generation to live in the world of actresses, even ten yuan is cheap!"

After the owner of the disc seller tricked him, Li Yi was dizzy and carried a bag of DVDs into the car.

As soon as the car drove to the intersection, a Mercedes-Benz rushed past. Li Yi couldn't brake. With a "bang", the front of the car and the tail of the car came into close contact.
Chapter completed!
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