Although Xiao Jian is a young man with a slightly introverted personality in reality, although he is very unsuccessful in reality and has to change jobs for various reasons from time to time, he can only stay at the bottom of the factory in any factory.

But on the Internet, he is a well-known keyboard warrior!

As a compassionate keyboard warrior, whenever a natural disaster occurs in a place, Xiao Jian will turn into a keyboard warrior and remind those public figures with obligation: "It's time to donate money! Look at that so many donations! Hurry up too! The movie made 5 billion yuan, it's not too much to take out 100 million yuan?! And here, even if you don't donate money, it's good to send a scarf to mourn?! Hey? This is Sui Yu's scarf? I didn't say it!"

As for asking Xiaojian to donate money?

Of course, I have no money!

Of course, this is all the fault of society! If society hadn't put Xiaojian at the bottom of society and hadn't arranged a job for Xiaojian that he had money to get without doing anything, he wouldn't have no money to donate!

At the same time, Xiao Jian is also very concerned about China's sports career. When the Chinese athletes bring glory to the country, he will give enthusiastic praise: "Can you still pursue some pursuit? If you are satisfied with the first place, you can't change Huayang every year?! Why not break the world record?! Why not let others have some suspense?!"

When the Chinese athletes failed the competition, he would also give his blessings with tender words: "Trump! All are hot! Look at the World Competition of "Supreme Honor". The schedule is not halfway through, and the Tianling Team of China killed the game ahead of schedule and has become the world champion. What? The Tianling Team is the team of the Tianling Empire? It is just that the number of places in China is not considered the honor of China? What? The leader of the Tianling Team is Sui Yu?! Cough cough, I didn't say it! I didn't say it!"

Of course, as a new generation of keyboard warriors with comprehensive development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics and labor, Xiao Jian will also care about various current affairs and news.

Whenever he heard that a girl was attacked by a hooligan at night, he would express his indignation with his keyboard: "I deserve it! I will wear so little! I will make you look so lazy! I will make you money! I will like tall, rich and handsome! I will look down on a poor loser like me! Is it unlucky? Haha! I deserve it!"

When the news reports that the girl who was attacked by a gangster on the night road was rescued by the sudden appearance of the god of slaughter, the gangster who attacked the girl fell to the ground on the spot.

After confirming the fact that the God of Sin is a subordinate of the Tianling Empire, the keyboard warrior Xiao Jian decisively put his position on the right side and shouted loudly with the keyboard in his hand: "Is there any other king's law? If you say you kill someone, kill someone? If you kill someone, who will give you the right to enforce the law?! This is the country of China! Why do you meddle in other people's business? Is it because you are rich and powerful?!"

As for the girl who would have suffered a tragic surprise if the God of Sin did not appear, Xiao Jian, who always decided his mind, said: "I deserve it! I deserve it! I deserve it!"

Well, just like many keyboard warriors, when their shallow brains can't say anything that conforms to universal values ​​and is not supported by broad morality and righteousness, Xiao Jian entered a tantrum like many keyboard warriors. His slump and rolling posture was presented to the people around the world through the keyboard, inexplicably letting everyone suddenly see a child who is still in his infancy...

Of course, as an excellent keyboard warrior who has occupied the moral commanding heights on the Internet for many years, although the heights are a little cold, Xiao Jian's heart is hot.

Now, he is idle and has nothing to do. Isn’t this expressing his patriotism online again: “Watching rice dramas is not patriotic! Buying Japanese goods is not patriotic! Admiring Korean stars! He is not patriotic! All of these people are traitors and traitors!”

Then, in order to express his position, Xiao Jian, who had just made a generous speech on a certain Forum of Names, even shouted with justice in his neck: "If there is a war in China, I am willing to join the army to fight to defend the motherland! If you agree, please like it!"

He pressed Enter handsomely, and a scarf with just a few words was released instantly.

However, unlike the other scarves that Xiao Jian usually sends, except for a few keyboard heroes and comrades who helped to like, the reply was full of various ridicule and abuse of "traitors", "traitors", and "little pink" (the titles of "big hats" are omitted here). After Xiao Jian's scarves were sent out this time, not only did the number of praises soar and instantly exceeded 30,000, but also a lot of praises in the reply instantly appeared in the reply, "Good man!", "This is the role model of the new era!" and so on.

Xiao Jian was so fluttering that he almost couldn't find him!

Dingdong!

The doorbell suddenly rang and finally woke up from the pleasure-filled self-intoxication. When he looked at the time, he found that his self-excitation had been full of more than half an hour.

At the same time, he suddenly heard that there was still a little noise outside at this time, and he rumbling so much that he didn't know what strange machine was running on the roof.

However, as a qualified keyboard warrior, Xiao Jian is still very low-key in order to hide his identity in reality.

Although he was so irritated by the sudden sound, he forced himself to calm down his anger and gave up the opportunity to go upstairs to quarrel, and gave up his full efforts to complain about the property - peace is the most important thing in everything!

Then, hearing the increasingly rapid doorbell sound, Xiao Jian quickly ran to the door and asked with caution: "Who!"

Xiao Jian, who knows the world from online news all day long, knows very well how dangerous the world is. What if he opens the door rashly and encounters a robbery? What if he encounters a human trafficker? What if he encounters a woman selling Y to serve?!

"Xiao Jian! I am Lao Wang from the Community Street Office and also a neighbor next door to your house! Open the door quickly, the community is here to send warmth!"

"So it's Lao Wang next door." Xiao Jian breathed a sigh of relief. When he was young, Lao Wang lived next door to their house, and his relationship with his father has always been very good. You can often see them drinking together by brothers.

So Xiao Jian immediately lowered his vigilance and opened the door. Then he saw Lao Wang, who was sweating outside the door, surrounded by soldiers carrying live ammunition...

"Damn it! What did I do? It's not so exaggerating to catch a drug dealer, right?!" Subconsciously complained, and when faced with the two slight rushes aimed at his forehead, Xiao Jian's legs fell and fell to the ground. At the same time, with a slightly pungent smell, a pool of golden liquid gradually spread under Xiao Jian's fitness...

"Don't be afraid, we are here to fulfill your wishes!"

As the picture changed, a soldier who looked like a political commissar stood in front of Xiaojian with his hands behind his back and looked coldly as Xiaojian, who had taken a shower, moved stiffly and changed into a slightly wide military uniform.

"Wish? What wish?!"

To be honest, Xiao Jian's heart was collapsed at this time. Although he was a keyboard warrior, he talked a lot of bad things about China on the Internet.

But he himself understood that China is actually becoming prosperous and strong day by day and does not "this pill" or "that pill" as their keyboard warriors claim. In the eyes of China, these strange words are actually not a single one. Normally, as long as it is not maliciously spreading rumors, especially in some major matters, China will not cause trouble for the remarks he made on the Internet.

But reality is indeed full of surprises!

Xiao Jian is now in an abnormal situation, and the army suddenly came to him and said he wanted to satisfy his wish!

The most important thing is that Xiao Jian did not understand at this time what the other party came to satisfy his wish. Speaking of wishes, Xiao Jian, as an ordinary keyboard warrior, naturally had to marry a rich and beautiful woman to the peak of his life and put all the guys who looked down on him in the past and could only rely on his parents to humiliate them without any success!

Of course, if you can't touch the keyboard, Xiao Jian in reality naturally knows that his unreliable wish is difficult to realize in reality.

That's why he had to directly ask the soldiers who broke into his rental house.

"This is your wish!" The soldier who looked like a political commissar opened the laptop he carried, and then opened Xiao Jian's scarf interface.

Then the "political commissar" pointed to the scarf with a number of likes of up to 35,000+. "If there is a war, I am willing to join the army to fight to defend the motherland! If you agree, please like it!" He said to Xiao Jian: "Look, this is this wish! We are here to invite you to join the People's Liberation Army of China! In order to meet your requirements, I specially mobilized all the soldiers of the entire army to like you! How about it? Is it interesting?!"

"What?!" Xiao Jian was stunned!

The conscience of heaven and earth! He posted this scarf just because the war was too far away, just like those keyboard warriors who claimed that if they were the richest man in the world, they would spend all their money to support national construction. They simply believed that joining the army and becoming the richest man in the world had nothing to do with him. Then he said it out and attracted attention and said that he was standing on the moral commanding heights.

Xiao Jian himself, let alone joining the army and fighting, even if he can do military training, he can escape. Where can he join the army?!

but……

In front of the black slashing muzzle, Xiao Jian had to show a stiff smile and said to the "political commissar": "So this is it! I'm so happy! However, my parents at home probably won't agree..."

Before Xiao Jian could finish his words, he was interrupted by the "political commissar". The gentle officer took out his mobile phone to play a recording. He listened to the sound. It happened to be Xiao Jian's father's voice: "What? My son is going to join the army to fight? That's great! Just take him to fight! Even if you block the gun hole! If you blow up the bunker, that kid is probably a little short! But in short, I quickly get this uneasy guy away! I work hard every day to support him, but this guy has to do it.

This is taken for granted! And I just know that I don’t know how to go home to see me when I go online all day long! If you don’t say it, I’ll almost forget that that guy is my son, not me, who is helping the poor! Oh! Why are you so embarrassed? This money is too much! It’s too much! My son can contribute to the country, so I’m satisfied! Well, then I’m ashamed to receive this money. Xiao Jian’s big size is gone, and my wife and I plan to practice a small size! So, you guys take it away and let him contribute to the motherland as much as possible!"

So, after listening to this recording, Xiao Jian, who was a "big", was decisively stunned.

"However, I hope to join the army only when the motherland encounters war!"

Xiao Jian, who felt something was wrong, was struggling hard, of course, only speaking. As for his body, he had already buttoned up his clothes in front of the gun, and put on his military uniform.

"War?" The "political commissar" smiled and said to Xiao Jian: "That's right! Now it's actually a state of war! All our soldiers, even all the soldiers in the world, have committed themselves to a battlefield that concerns the life and death of the entire earth! Even the most tragic war has actually started for a long time, and even many names of my comrades have been engraved on the monument!"

"So, don't refuse. I will now officially appoint you as a soldier in the 6th Division of the 17th Army of China!" After saying that, the "political commissar" waved his hand to the soldiers around him and issued an order: "Take it away!"

Then, Xiao Jian, who had dull eyes, was carried by two soldiers on the left and right to the top floor and boarded an armed helicopter hovering in the air on the top floor!

"Wait! What are you looking for me to do?!" After getting on the helicopter, Xiao Jian, who was dizzy in his mind, remembered to ask the other party what he wanted to do.

Even the armed helicopter was brought, and the other party would probably not take him to the military camp for a fun time just because of a scarf he sent.

So at this time, Xiao Jian was slightly calmer and asked the other party about his real purpose as soon as possible.

"It's very simple! I hope you can save the world!"

The "Political Commissar" opened a video with a serious look on his face, and in the video, there were a lot of monsters of all kinds, including big and small, fat and thin, human and beastly. In short, there are a wide variety of species.

Then when Xiao Jian showed his expression, "Damn! Are you a clip of that blockbuster?", the "Political Commissar" seriously told Xiao Jian about the harm caused to the earth by the larvae of the sky-loving demon insect, and at the same time explicitly stated that the warship docked not far from the earth was to blow up the earth at the moment when the earth was lost!

"And now, we invite you here just to hope you can participate in this battle to save the earth!"

This great thing is much higher-end than Xiao Jian usually uses. You should know that Xiao Jian usually talks about the most is the Chinese country. This person is better, and he has risen directly to the level of defending the earth and fighting for all mankind!

When Xiao Jian heard the "political commissar" say this with a serious expression, his calves were trembling and he was about to walk out and walk under the chair.

It can be said that Feng Shui is changing. Usually, Xiao Jian uses great power to smash others, but now he is smashed by others in the name of great power in reality. This feeling is so sour!

Of course, in the face of this battle of absolute death, Xiao Jian mustered up the courage to protest: "I just graduated and have not received formal training, how could I save the earth?"

"Well, Riss' detector shows that the karma gathered in this person is very strong! It is almost equivalent to killing at least a dozen people! In short, this person is very suitable! Look! I'll say that it's the most reliable thing to find a keyboard warrior in this matter?!"

Xiao Jian's words were gorgeously ignored. The "political commissar" suddenly changed his previous serious expression and turned his head to a guy wearing big sunglasses sitting in the back seat of the helicopter with a flattering smile and said, "Brother Sui, you are still amazing! You don't have to take action, just think of such a good way to use your brain! This time I'm sure you can deal with the sunflower monster!"

"Hey! Don't ignore me! I really don't have much combat power!" Xiao Jian continued to protest in vain.

Of course, because a machine gun was pressed on his forehead, Xiao Jian's protest was still in the area he was familiar with - just verbal protest.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have combat effectiveness!" The man called Brother Sui smiled and smiled at Xiao Jian that made Xiao Jian feel inexplicably lost. At the same time, he comforted him: "Don't worry, even high school students in anime can drive EV to save the world. You have graduated, can't you compare to other high school students? So brave boy! Go and create miracles!"

"No! Everyone says it's anime...Damn!"

While talking, Xiao Jian accidentally glanced out of the helicopter, and then he saw a giant sunflower at a height of about 20 or 30 meters spitting out melon seeds to attack the tanks and cannons that were firing at it nearby!

The flying melon seeds not only have a very fast firing rate, but also can explode every time the melon seeds are!

Just a glance, Xiao Jian saw several armed helicopters being destroyed by flying "melon seeds" and at the same time, the ground also flashed with continuous explosions!

"No, right? Could you let me deal with this thing?! You absolutely can't win?! I'm just a loser. Not to mention superpowers, I don't even know how to use a gun!"

It's really hard for Xiaojian to understand the huge gap in strength between them at this time.

"It's okay! I didn't let you beat it!" The voice called "Brother Sui" came to my ears: "Because your purpose is actually to attract the attention of this monster as an mt! By the way, I accidentally discovered that this sunflower may be because of its longing for sunlight, so it is very sensitive to karma! And our biggest difficulty at the moment is the dense melon seed bomb. As long as you can attract the other party to consume melon seed bombs as much as possible, then we have the opportunity to eliminate this sky-loving demon insect larva that fuses sunflowers, and avenge you at the same time!"

"What is revenge... Ghost!"

Facing the short-haired woman who suddenly appeared in the helicopter cabin, Xiao Jian subconsciously screamed, and his eyes kept turning up, as if he was about to faint.

However, as a psychic in military uniform waved his hand and released a faint white light, Xiao Jian instantly felt that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer hurt, and he was also very excited to walk.

"Eleventh, mt is already in place! It depends on you next!"

Hearing the order from Mo Kongcheng, who used the "Political Commissar" theme package at this time, the space psychic eleven immediately responded loudly, then raised his hand and pressed it on Xiao Jian, and instantly teleported Xiao Jian, who was about to shout something, to about a thousand meters above the sunflower monster.

Before Xiaojian could scream with fear because of his strong sense of weightlessness, a large number of melon seed bombs instantly hit him!

Looking at the sunflower monster who turned bald in that moment and the extremely dazzling explosion fire in the air.
Chapter completed!