Chapter 32 The Unlucky Man
In August, the provincial railway station is bustling with all kinds of religions and all kinds of things.
"Xiaopang, you said, can the boss get there today? The train will be set in half an hour!" The thin monkey narrowed his eyes and looked at the abortion at the entrance of the station platform, and said with concern.
"The boss said he would come to see Tianhe off, so he would definitely come!" In Xiaopang's opinion, the skinny monkey's worries were completely unnecessary. The boss had never broken his promise. Even if the boss said that he would engrave a few words on the moon tomorrow, Xiaopang would believe it. Although the boss said this two days ago, he was still in another place. Now the dead monkey in front of him dared to doubt the boss, which is really unforgivable. "You dead monkey dared to doubt the boss. When the boss comes, see how to deal with you!"
The thin monkey had a bitter face, like a cucumber that had been exposed to the sun for three days. "How dare I doubt the boss? You don't know that for the sake of the boss, my bones were almost removed by those crazy women. I have only half of my life left. I have to be wary of the bricks that the old men who were burning in anger flew from the dark. I'm so bitter..."
Tianhe smiled. The experience of Shouhou in the past month during the summer vacation is really sympathetic. It is not an exaggeration to say that Shouhou is the most unlucky man in the summer vacation.
Long Liexue's summer vacation trip started on July 8th. On that day, Long Liexue left Robin. Although Xiaopang and the others already knew that Long Liexue would go out for a walk during this holiday, the hasty schedule was beyond the expectations of only a few people. What Xiaopang and the others didn't know was that because of Long Han, Long Liexue arranged the time for going out this summer vacation. Xiaopang was originally silly and wanted to go with Long Liexue, and the thin monkey had this idea in his heart, and even Tianhe was a little stupid.
They were stupid, but Long Liexu's words dispelled the idea, "This time I went out, sometimes I might have to walk a long distance or cross some unmanned lands. It's a little hard, are you all ready?" Xiaopang and the other two felt cold when they heard it. They knew that the boss would not lie to them. The boss said, "It's a little hard", but that's for the boss. If it were himself, it wouldn't be a question of whether it was hard or not. If he ended up being a half-crippled, it would be the best result.
Long Liexue left. When everyone's score notice came out, it was also the time for the classmates to gather during the holidays of Long Liexue's class. The disaster of the Skinny Monkey finally began.
When Long Liexue left, he wrote a letter to Shouhou, asking Shouhou to Ren Ziwei. At the class reunion, Ren Ziwei, who was full of anticipation, could not see Long Liexue's figure. He was sad and sad, and when his eyes were filled with tears, Shouhou handed the letter from Long Liexue to Ren Ziwei. There was only one sentence in Long Liexue's letter, "Can we be friends first?" Ren Ziwei immediately burst into tears and laughed. When Shouhou secretly praised the boss's cleverness in his heart, he didn't know that he had been targeted by others. Beauties like Ren Ziwei can always attract the attention of old men in the class, and there are also many admirers among them. According to Shouhou's usual behavior and his current performance, it is not surprising that everyone has other ideas. A graceful lady is a good gentleman, everyone can understand it, but it is hard to say whether he will be jealous.
The thin monkey thought it would be fine, but things had just begun.
Ren Ziwei's good sister Fan Fangfang stood up for her friend and kept asking about the whereabouts of the thin monkey dragon and the blood. The thin monkey almost collapsed, but his answer was not satisfactory.
"have no idea!"
"How is this possible? Long Liexue and you are good brothers. You don't know, who will believe it? Could it be that Long Liexue has disappeared? If you don't know, then how could Long Liexue give you the letter?"
"I really don't know. The boss gave me the letter very early. The boss went out for a trip!"
"Travel? One person? Don't care about the results notice? How come your "Gang of Four" who is usually inseparable from each other now? Even if Long Liexue goes on a trip, you don't know where he has gone? You don't know how long he will go? You don't know where he is now? Hum... Hum..." Fan Fangfang frowned her cute nose and sneered, "You are going to cheat!"
I have to admit that Fan Fangfang is not cute even when she sneered. But no matter how cute she is, facing Fan Fangfang's question like a cannon, the thin monkey only feels that her head is bigger, and Fan Fangfang's questions are not cute at all. How can we tell these questions to these women? The boss never likes to be the information that others talk about. This is very clear about. Some of Fan Fangfang's problems really don't even know about them, even if they know them,
The thin monkey cannot say that the boss never does anything for no reason. Even small things that seem inconspicuous now are not accurate. The boss also has a very profound intention, and these things are not something they can understand. If you take a step back, even if you know the boss's whereabouts, you must not tell them without the boss' permission. After three years with the boss, you will no longer be the high school student who knows nothing. The boss's world is different from ordinary people.
When the skinny monkey walked away, Xiaopang and Tianhe had already avoided them from afar. These two unfaithful guys didn't come to help me.
The thin monkey was angry, but on the surface he smiled. According to his past experience, the best way to do this at this moment is to use this trick.
"Ren Ziwei is not in a hurry, but you are even more anxious than her. Could it be..." The thin monkey leaned his head and deliberately looked at Fan Fangfang with a sudden enlightenment, "You also like our boss!"
According to the skinny monkey's idea, after hearing what she said, Fan Fangfang should be disgusted at herself, rolled her eyes a few times, and then she was embarrassed to ask again, and left with her "hate", twisted her waist and walked away. Even if she didn't leave, she could still distract the topic. Everyone can talk about the weather, grades, ideals, flowers, plants, etc. Anyway, we can't talk about the boss anymore.
The thin monkey thinks very well, but didn’t a great man say this: There are always unexpected things in life!
Fan Fangfang ran away, completely ran away.
The skinny monkey could not even believe that on Fan Fangfang's tender face, which was broken, almost a thousandth of a second, the blood suddenly surged like a tsunami filled the capillaries on Fan Fangfang's face. In addition to acting on Fan Fangfang's face, the unused tsunami-like energy also acted on the skinny monkey.
The beauty's rampage is terrible, and the consequences of the wrong estimate are even more serious.
This class reunion ended with the continuous screams of the thin monkey.
Looking at the blue and purple color on his arm, the skinny monkey's pain nerves were completely numb, and the skinny monkey's pain nerves were numb, and the skinny monkey's tear glands were also numb. After the party, the thin monkey was so crying! Who did you mess with whom? Fan Fangfang's crazy woman must have been reincarnated as a tyrannosaurus in her life. Her little hands, oh, it's not a small hand, but a claw, how could she have such great strength? Fortunately, I have practiced my buddy, otherwise I would almost be disabled by her! Damn! And why did she blush so quickly at that time, just like a monkey's butt, this crazy woman must have high blood pressure. By the way, the more hateful ones are the two unkind bastards. Seeing that they were "bullied" by others, they just came to help. If they didn't help, they ran away, looking like they didn't know themselves, for fear of implicating them...
"Tsk...tsk...beauties are beautiful women. Look at them, they just twist their hands with their hands, but the pattern they came out is really colorful and colorful!" Nearby, after the class reunion, the three of them came to the house of Shouhou. Xiaopang and Tianhe were holding a bottle of safflower oil, and on the back of the "severely affected area" of Shouhou, they processed the traces left by Fan Fangfang. At the same time, they did not forget to express their opinions on the back of Shouhou, and reflected their artistic appreciation ability. Needless to say, this sentence just now was what Xiaopang said.
"That's right, the beauty nowadays, in addition to being good-looking, the key is to see if the woman has any artistic cells and connotations. Look at this, yes, yes, yes, that's the trace of the thin monkey's left shoulder is a little closer to the ribs." Tianhe also had a sound of admiration, and the sound seemed to have seen a peerless work of art, or, Leonardo da Vinci directly drew "Mona Lisa" on the back of the thin monkey, "Little Pang, look at this twisted trace, does it look like a crescent moon?"
"Oh, it's really similar! It's really rare. Judging from the traces of twisting green, the beauty Fan Fangfang's kung fu may have reached a certain level. Look at the strength of others and the part they choose, the effect caused by Fan Fangfang may have reached the level that the boss said!"
"Stupid!" Tianhe seemed to be teaching Xiaopang a lesson, "Have you forgotten what the boss said? That realm is 'heart, eyes, hands, and strength'. Without three to five years of hard practice, it is difficult for ordinary people to achieve!"
"Yes, yes, yes" Xiaopang's voice also had a very humble smell, "Hey...he...you see, I almost forgot if I accidentally did it. Fortunately, Fan Fangfang reminded me. But what does this trace have to do with Fan Fangfang's artistic cultivation?"
"Don't you think the crescent-shaped traces appearing in the skinny monkey's body look very beautiful and powerful?" Tianhe's tone at this moment seemed to be an artist.
"Oh, I also discovered it. I didn't expect that Fan Fangfang from our class is really a beauty who shows off her beauty and is full of artistic cultivation!" Xiaopang also suddenly realized.
"What a pity!"
"What a pity?" Xiaopang asked in cooperation.
"Rodan once said: 'There is not a lack of beauty in the world, but a lack of eyes to discover beauty'. We have discovered this piece of beauty, but we have to watch it quickly disappear with safflower oil. We are destroying beauty. This is really a sin!"
"Oh, don't worry, wait for me to ask Shouhou to see if he would like to keep this part of himself for a little longer?" Xiaopang comforted Tianhe, and then asked Shouhou in a very sincere, sincere and sincere tone, "Shouhou, do you need to apply safflower oil to that place?"
"Damn!" - The word "Skinny Monkey" was almost "grinded" from the clenched teeth, as cold as ice slag.
You two bastards! Remember them all for me!
Xiaopang and Tianhe, who were standing behind the thin monkey, could not see the face of the thin monkey, but they could see the blood vessels in the thin monkey's temples jumping. Hey...he... This is the end of teasing the beauty.
Xiaopang poured some safflower oil into his palm and rubbed it hard on the back of the thin monkey.
The thin monkey grinned in pain.
"Oh, be gentle...Damn, you are bathing the pig!"
The bruises on the hands and back of the Shouhou took several days to completely heal. Shouhou hid at home those days. On the hot days, he didn't even dare to wear a short-sleeved T-shirt, for fear that his mother would ask him about it.
After this battle, the thin monkey gained a deep understanding - women, especially beautiful women, are not animals that can be guessed with normal logical thinking.
Of course, according to the nature of Skinny Monkey, it is impossible for him to give up the entire forest because of a tree. The setbacks and blows he encountered at Fan Fangfang would not have made him take an escape attitude towards all his female compatriots. The most important part of Skinny Monkey's holiday was the "Virgin Farewell Plan" he named "Plan a Plan". Skinny Monkey had great expectations.
After two days of careful preparation, Shouhou dressed himself up like a newly released small bun, and Shouhou was mobilized. Shouhou’s target this time was a beauty from other classes in the same grade. The relationship between the two was pretty good, and Shouhou always felt that the look of others looking at him was a little interesting.
"Don't you like Ren Ziwei from your class? I wrote love letters to others a few days ago. They all said that because your love letter was written too much, Ren Ziwei burst into tears. Ren Ziwei's good friend Fan Fangfang beat you up to stand up for her." Speaking of this, the beautiful woman's pair of beautiful eyes swept back and forth twice on the thin monkey, "Why, has your injury healed?"
The thin monkey is as if struck by lightning.
Collapse, total collapse! How could the matter be like this? Skinny Monkey is hard to tell now. Can you tell her that it was written by the boss, not written by himself? Before the boss publicly admitted his relationship with Ren Ziwei, he was just trying to do this. Thinking of the grim smile on the boss's face, Skinny Monkey shivered. Forget it, it's still his own life. The boss often says something that he usually jokes with him is - don't let my smile turn into a grim smile! The boss wants to smile, but I don't know how many people will suffer.
The first combat operation of "Plan a" failed!
There are thousands of women in the world, but if one doesn’t work, let’s change it. This sentence is the catchphrase of Skinny Monkey. In the future, Skinny Monkey interpreted the meaning of this sentence with his own actions.
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"I hate the most of the flower-hearted radish!"
The second combat operation of "Plan a" failed!
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"Ha...hehe, look, I haven't brushed my teeth yet, so you just tell me this."
"Plan a" operation 3, failed!
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"What, did Ren Ziwei dump it? People don't like you? What do you mean now? Do you treat me as a consolation prize? I never want to see you again!"
The fourth combat operation of "Plan a" failed!
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"Sorry, I've found my boyfriend yesterday!"
"Plan a" operation 9 failed!
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"Bang..."
Operation 17 of "Plan a" failed!
Damn, if it doesn’t work, it won’t work, it’s even a hit!
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After nearly twenty failures, Shouhou finally realized that his "Plan A" has completely gone bankrupt, which is a major blow to Shouhou. Except for a slap in the face at one time, the rest of these blows are spiritual. Of course, this is what girls do. Girls are all very subtle.
Some old men who regard themselves as flower protectors have to do more directly. They are a little bit bachelor. When they see Shouhou alone, they always jump out of the roadside like a ninja, which scared Shouhou, "Jin Hao, let's fight for my Ziwei!" Looking at the generous expression on the faces of those bachelor men, they looked like martyrs who were calm and willing to die. Who doesn't know that Xiaopang and the others must not be messed with. Not to mention anything else, just Xiaopang's fists are enough to make people scare. Those who were arrogant and self-righteous in the school used to be beaten to cause stomach bleeding by Xiaopang's punch. As Xiaopang's "good friends", although they are usually low-key, people who are unfamiliar think that Xiaopang is "covering" the Shouhou and the others.
Of course, the Skinny Monkey would not fight with these people alone. It is already unlucky enough. If you go to "squad" with these people, isn't it a brain disease? Generally speaking, the Skinny Monkey put aside a word "crazy!" and left. Those bachelor-like men could only jump and didn't dare to do anything to the Skinny Monkey.
If you encounter those who are not very bachelor, the window glass of the Shouhou House will be affected. In less than a month, the glass of the Shouhou House has been reinstalled for more than seven times. Several times, the Shouhou rushed down in anger, but no hair was found. Nowadays, people have learned to be smart and use slingshots to shoot glasses - safe, hidden, and long range. When they return home, they will face the fatigue bombardment of their parents, and they will ask the Shouhou to explain what he had done outside!
The schools that Tianhe applied for were the first to be admitted, but when Tianhe's notice came out, the skinny man became haggard!
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