July 2 is the last day of the final exam for all teaching subjects of Northwestern University this semester. After this day, the school will almost have a holiday. Depending on the different credits you choose, many people completed the exam two days ago, packed their things in the dormitory, and prepared for the holiday arrangement. As students, few people don’t expect from the two-month summer vacation, especially when they arrive at university, the summer vacation becomes even better.

Unlike others' relaxation, Jin Hao, our thin monkey, on this day, we have to welcome his last four subjects of this semester, two in the morning and two in the afternoon. In the afternoon, the test time conflicted with each other and overlapped together. The thin monkey was so sloppy that he was sluggish and had a long time with the teaching teacher. Finally, he asked his family to bring a pack of native boletus from his hometown from Robin. Then he went to the teaching teacher's house two nights before the exam to "ask for teaching" and "by the way" to take it over. The teacher allowed him to be an hour and a half late to enter the examination room, and delayed the examination time for him personally by one hour.

"Special circumstances, special treatment!" When Shouhou came out of the teacher's house that night, the teacher kindly patted Shouhou's shoulder and said to Shouhou with a teaching expression.

―This is the end of multiple courses. Although the school provides each student with a space for free to choose courses (as long as you can afford the tuition fee), as long as the class time does not conflict, you can choose whatever you want. But one thing is that if you choose too many courses, the time will inevitably be intertwined during the final exam. To solve this problem, the school cannot do everything. It is only for the students who choose courses and the teachers who have the power to grant credits to discuss it themselves. For such "swallowing" this is not the first time in more than a year. After staying at Northwestern University for two years, Swallowing feels that his biggest gain is that his face has become much thicker than before.

The first test in the afternoon was "Contemporary World Economy and Politics". It is a compulsory course. The name of this course is quite scheming, but everyone who has taken it knows. This course, except for repeating some clichés that can be heard in the news broadcast, there will be no novelty. Shouhou chose this course only for one thing. In order to get credits, more importantly, he followed the "valuable experience" taught by some senior brothers. Although there are many people teaching this course in the school, Shouhou still chose a course from the many teachers who are sought after by many "experienced people" - that teacher, who never named it in class, and at the end of the term, he had to "click on the key points". Shouhou felt that such a teacher was prepared for himself, otherwise he would have to get credits and complete the professional compulsory courses in advance. How could he have so much time?

I spent two years in college. The biggest feeling of Shouhou felt that he had never been to college, but had to go to college. This was what a senior brother who lived next to Shouhou and his college gave to Shouhou after getting drunk. I don’t know if he had drunk too much, but the senior brother started crying after finishing this - so Shouhou has been impressed. When he was in his freshman year, he didn’t understand what this meant. When he was in his sophomore year, Shouhou gradually understood.

The buddies in the dormitory all said that life is like rape. Since you can't resist, it's better to enjoy it! Under the guidance of this great theory, good freshmen gradually became fried dough sticks when they arrived in their sophomore year. Except for Shouhou himself, everyone else in Shouhou and their dormitory basically found other hobbies except studying in their sophomore year.

For Shouhou, life in college is indeed like rape. Since we cannot resist, it is better to...better to take the initiative by ourselves. While others are enjoying it, Shouhou is trying to take the initiative for rape...

I took the four courses today. If nothing unexpected happens, plus today's eleven credits, if nothing unexpected happens, my total credits have reached 156 points. It's just an accident. As long as I fail in more than two subjects this semester, it's no big deal even if I lose a few credits. I have already met the 150 credits required by the school... In other words, I can already obtain a bachelor's degree in advance...

When I entered the exam room in the afternoon, this idea was about the mind of Shouhou. There were strange faces in the exam room. For Shouhou, who appeared in the class "Contemporary World Economy and Politics" no more than three times in a semester, there were basically no acquaintances in the classroom. The teacher's focus on Shouhou had already made a surprise attack last night and had no concern about today's exam at all. To be honest, Shouhou felt that the things in this course were not necessarily more profound than the things that a few buddies in the dormitory cursed the United States and Japan at night when they held bed and talked about them. In addition to mixing credits, the things learned in this course will not be much better than reading a few "Reference News".

It was probably the last day of the exam. Although it was an exam, many people seemed a little absent-minded and did not take this course seriously. Not half an hour after the exam began, someone was going to hand in the paper. The two teachers invigilator looked at the form and asked the student who wanted to hand in the paper to check it again. After the invigilator announced that he could hand in the paper, in less than three minutes, five or six students walked out of the classroom without raising their heads after handing in the paper.

In order to be safe, the papers handed in the fiftieth minute, and all the papers were completed. The papers were carefully checked twice. At this time, there were only half of the people left in the examination room. After handing over the papers, the papers rushed out of the teaching building, rode a bicycle parked outside the teaching building, and rushed towards another teaching building like the wind. The new campus of Northwest University is too big. If you walk, the foothook will take at least ten minutes to walk from this teaching building to another teaching building. There is another exam waiting for him...

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At around 4 o'clock in the afternoon, Shouhou pushed his bicycle back to the dormitory building. After the last exam, the good mood disappeared when the bicycle was halfway through. Shouhou got off the car and saw that the inner liner of a kettle was inserted into the outer tire. He pulled out the sparkling thing from the tire. Shouhou cursed fiercely - "***" - From the last semester of each year, when the old student was about to leave, almost no one would take away the kettle he used, and others would collect it, 50 cents per person! On Sunday, those senior brothers who had been studying for four years would throw away the things they didn't want to take away for some reason - the garbage trucks in the school these two days were almost full of broken, glittering glass fragments...

Maybe the bicycle I was riding was put on, and the thing I had dropped from the garbage truck!

Back in the dormitory area, the lively "Monk Building" that used to be lively is already a little deserted today, and there are obviously fewer people. Occasionally, a little jealousy arises in the skinny monkey. I just looked at the girls with white thighs for a few more glances. The skinny monkey suddenly remembered Fan Fangfang's eyes wide and stared, "If you dare to do something sorry for me in the future, I will knock you off and let you be the last eunuch in the country..."

The skinny monkey shivered, and the wrong thoughts in her heart disappeared without a trace. Fan Fangfang came to Northwest University once, and only once, Fan Fangfang impressed the buddies in the dormitory. The way Fan Fangfang impressed them was to promise to introduce several beautiful beauties from the art academy to them... Now, Fan Fangfang calls one or two calls almost every day. Fan Fangfang knows more about the skinny monkey's own affairs than anyone else. The scum in the dormitory was serious and polite, "For the sake of all of us's 'sexual blessings', what is your insignificant personal **?"

In this way, Fan Fangfang knew very well even when she went to the toilet several times a day in the dormitory. Last time Fan Fangfang called, the gentle words on the phone made Shouhou sweat all over, "Who is the girl who sat at the same table with you when you were having lunch in the cafeteria today? You seem to be having a great time talking with others? Can you tell me what to talk about?" - When making this call, Fan Fangfang was in MK, while Shouhou was in Northwest University. The two were 100,800 miles apart - Shouhou looked at the buddies in the dormitory who were selling friends for honor. They all had strange expressions. Looking at whom, everyone was like the KGB in Chekov's novels with dark faces hidden behind the collar of a military coat...

There was no one in the bicycle storage station. The small storage room was filled with many things, almost all of them were picked up. After shouting, no one was there. The thin monkey took a license plate from the windowsill and went upstairs.

The dormitory building is new. If the aisle of the dormitory building is moved to a blockbuster like "Terminator" and it is almost unnecessary to modify the background of the future battlefield. That is quite postmodern.

Skinny Monkey believes that anyone who describes their generation as the future hope of the motherland will just go to the boys' dormitories of various universities to look at it, and may consider changing the metaphor. In this era, metaphors such as hope, flowers, and red sun are no longer popular. Their generation can be said to be significantly different from any generation in the history of this country. The words of personality and rebellion are far stronger in them than in their parents or grandfathers. Especially in universities, universities are the fermentation grounds for all young people entering this sect to release their personality and impulses, rebellion and hormones. Perhaps, it is also the only place where everyone can still maintain the "personality" before entering society...

When I opened the dormitory door, the smell of smelly socks came over my face, almost making the thin monkey faint...
Chapter completed!