As the first step for freshmen to enter the school, military training, has finally come. Some people look forward to it, some are nervous, some have experienced it, and some are ignorant. But no matter what, when faced with the first military training when entering college, everyone has the same mood, that is, excitement.

For almost every boy, what attracts them the most is that they can touch the gun. Just think about the feeling of holding a steel gun in your hand and pulling the trigger is enough to make most boys unable to sleep the night before the military training.

The one who couldn't sleep was the owner of the supermarket in the newly built dormitory area of ​​the school. The newly opened supermarket in the boys' dormitory area was almost sold out in one night. The first ones were instant noodles and ham sausages. After these two things were gone, the rest of the food was quickly sold out. In addition to food, many other daily necessities were also sold. This situation made the fat boss of the supermarket laugh from ear to ear.

Except for the supermarkets in the dormitory area, shops of all sizes around the school made a small profit.

The reason why this happens is entirely because of a book called "Southwest Associated University Freshman Campus Survival Manual". The size of this book is similar to a general small dictionary, with less than 100 pages, and the printing is not exquisite, but it is still acceptable. Xiaopang bought one. When Xiaopang bought it, he went completely for the lines of words on the advertising sign of this thin small book.

"--Summary of the bloody and tears experiences of previous seniors when they entered school--"

"--The wisdom that can be bought for five yuan (Note: Any experience in it can benefit you a lot!!!)

"--I read the school rules to prevent you from making mistakes, and I read it to make you only do the right things--"

"--Professor Shi Xinyu's evaluation of it: This thing is good!!--"

Out of curiosity, Xiaopang bought a book. When he opened the contents, he found that the things in it were really worth the money. In the first article of this booklet, there were a few words "New Students' Admissions - Military Training Chapter". In the "Military Training Chapter", many useful things were indeed summarized.

"...In military training, you are generally in a state of three shortages, three shortages, one finger lacks water, two fingers lacks food, and three fingers lacks time, so the following items are all for the three shortages, please remember..."

"... Bring as much food as possible. The food contains more protein. Now you may feel that it will get tired of eating meat, but as long as you go to the military camp for a week, I promise that you will be eager to braise a mouse when you see it. This is a blood and tears experience! I personally recommend bringing more ham sausages. Ham sausages has the following advantages, which are easy to carry and easy to hide (if you can't hide it well, no matter how much you bring, it will be useless!) It can be eaten without anyone knowing it. The key is that ham sausages are the highest protein content among similar items in the same volume (simple package).

Pretend, no bones), so that you can carry more in a limited space. If you are lucky, at the right time, you can change to the favor of mm for you. Don’t believe it. This has happened, and more than one case. (I really regret not listening to my friend’s advice to bring more ham sausages, otherwise, Xiaowei... Alas, the past is unbearable to look back on! As a result, I am still single now.) The same is true for mm. If you see the gg you like, you might as well give him ham sausages during military training. You must know that the man’s stomach is closest to the man’s heart…”

"...This is for male compatriots. If you know how to smoke, it is best to buy two packs of cigarettes with you (the retail price of a single pack is above 6 yuan). These cigarettes are not for you to smoke, but for you to respect the instructor. In the military camp, according to my observation, almost all of those soldiers are smokers. During rest, you occasionally send a cigarette to the instructor and yell a few words to the instructor. I promise that the instructor will definitely look at you differently. The chances of your corporal punishment are definitely the least among you, the boys. If you want to take a career in school, then

It is best to start to establish your prestige from the military training. During the rest, give the instructor a few more cigarettes. When the instructor is comfortable, he will let you go. The training of your platoon will not be so hard. If others take advantage of your fortune, they will vote for you. When they are running for class cadres, they will vote for you. When they are out of smoking, it is best that you can also smoke, and if you don’t smoke, they will be fake. If you don’t smoke, then the flattery will be too obvious. The instructor will be embarrassed not to say it, and others will despise you. This will make a mistake. Remember, remember,..."

"...Remember, this is very important. When the instructor asks everyone if anyone is feeling uncomfortable, no matter what your situation is at that time, I suggest you stand up immediately. There are not many opportunities like this, usually only once, it was asked by the instructor before the Ten Thousand Miles Training. People who have never tasted the pain of Ten Thousand Miles Training may really not understand. No matter how great you feel before the training, you feel like a dog after the training. (I have been regretting it until now. Why isn't I standing up? A bloody lesson!) Of course, if you think you are a tough guy, then just pretend I didn't say it..."

"... During military training, you often feel that you don't have enough sleep, so it is particularly important to take time to rest. What is the second waste of time during military training? You may not be able to guess - it is the time to wash tableware after meals. When it comes to military training, you will understand that a faucet, after meals, usually a hundred people are queuing up there. When you are queuing, most of the rest time after meals has passed. The most direct consequence of not having enough rest is that you cannot complete the training well and do what the instructor requires. In this case, you will give you face corporal punishment. Sometimes, because of your reason, the instructor will punish you physically.

If the situation is serious, then you should prepare to be beaten to the blackmail when going to the toilet at night. To save time at this point, it is very simple. You just need to buy a stack of disposable plastic bags before military training. Many stores around the school sell them. When eating, you put the bags in the mouth of your meal. After eating, you only need to throw away the bags without queuing up for water. In this way, you save at least one and a half hours a day. With those time, you can rest well. I recommend this method to lazy boys, so girls don’t have to. If girls use this method when eating, it will ruin their image..."

"... Speaking of girls, there is a way to make you have a happy time during military training. This method does not require you to practice sweating profusely in the sun every day, and it can also allow you to enjoy the best. Do you know what it is? Pretend to be sick! This answer is too low. Can't you think of it? Let me tell you that you are going to the cafeteria to help. Because there are many people in the military camp, the fire-headed masters in the military cafeteria must be too busy. At this time, you need to find some skillful girls among girls to go to the cafeteria to help. (Why not find boys? We protested, but it was useless) When the instructor asked you if anyone could cook, you stand up immediately. If the instructor picks you, you will be lucky. The work in the cafeteria is very easy.

It’s not as hard as you think, even if you really can’t cook. (Do you think they really ask you to cook?) In the cafeteria, you just need to help the master wash vegetables and cut potato skins with other girls. You should know that if you really train, even if you have some time to sit on the ground, you will feel that it’s a pleasure, let alone sitting on a chair. In the cafeteria, you will be hilarious and chat with those hot-headed masters, and that’s all your work. How about it? Easy! In addition to ease, you can taste the food prepared by the master in the cafeteria for officers first. Compared to what others eat, you will know what happiness is...."

"...The biggest advice for girls: Never stay alone with a soldier during military training, and don't want to visit his dormitory out of curiosity. No matter what position he holds, how he takes care of you, and what reasons are there. When encountering such a thing, you should firmly say no. If you can't refuse, then go to your teacher. If the teacher is not here, then you can find someone with more stars in the military uniform and more leverage than him. If you can't find such a person, then you'd better gather a few of your friends together. Love has no boundaries, but it shouldn't happen at that time. Do you understand?..."

"...Many male compatriots want to show their masculine side during military training and show their ‘masculinity’ to attract mm's attention. During military training, many male compatriots did. They successfully attracted mm's attention with their ‘masculinity’, but what is mm's eyes? The fear of retreating and even a little contempt. If you want to make mm have a good impression of you during military training, then please remember what I said below. A good start is half the success. Any

mm, no matter how they appreciate men's masculinity, there is a prerequisite, that is, you must be clean. Many mms love cleanliness, so you don't have to expect them to respect a boy who has not washed socks for five days. If you want them to like you, you must first make their noses like you. During military training, you must prepare at least three pairs of socks, three pairs of underwear, two pairs of sneakers, and do not wear any pair of socks and underwear for two consecutive days. It is best to change the sneakers every day and wash them at least once every three days.

For boys with conditions, I suggest you prepare the following things - two dozen socks. The material of socks should be mainly cotton wool. The lower the content of artificial fibers in socks, the better. As it turns out, the content of artificial fibers in socks is inversely proportional to a person's taste, and is proportional to the ability of the sweat glands on the skin of the feet to undergo chemical reactions. The military training time is three weeks, so you can change one pair a day, take it back to school and wash it. Don't waste time in the military camp.

Two dozen underwear, the same way to use it.

Four pairs of sports shoes, avoid buying full-soled shoes. After repeated friction with the high-temperature cement surface during a large number of military training, the rubber on the sole evaporates quickly and its smell is very bad. In order to avoid misunderstanding that your feet have some foot disease named after an international metropolis in the south, please try to wear less purely rubber-soled sneakers. These four pairs of sports shoes can be worn in turn, but during the 21-day military training, you must ensure that each pair of shoes has been washed at least once.

A bottle of perfume for men. Europeans invented perfume because in the Middle Ages, they believed that taking a bath was not good for the body, so you can imagine the smell of the gentlemen and ladies in Europe at that time. In military training, perfume was just right! I personally recommend adidas men's sports perfume. The fragrance is fresh and lemon mixed with trace resin fragrance, and the middle fragrance is mixed with a cool and awakening mint. The tail fragrance is sweet and the feeling is still not finished.

Two sets of training suits. Only one set of training suits for each person during military training, but the training suits for military training are standard jungle camouflage training suits. You can buy them at the following address: (with maps, map omitted)..."

"...In the three-week military training, you only have one chance to go to the group bathhouse to take a shower, and this opportunity is only five minutes. (Boys may be shorter, while girls may generally extend it a little, but no more than ten minutes) So, if you are a boy, before entering the bathhouse, you must make the following preparations: 1. The bathing time is usually in the afternoon, and the instructor will notify you in advance in the morning. Therefore, before entering the bathhouse, you can take off all the things you can take off. It is best to wear only three on your body.

Something, a piece of clothing, a pair of pants, and a pair of shoes. 2. When waiting at the door of the bathhouse, you can first fix the shoelaces in a loose position. Your sneakers must be as convenient as wearing slippers. 3. When you are queuing to enter the bathhouse, you can already squeeze the shampoo on your head first. 4. This step is the most critical. Please remember that after entering the bathhouse, most idiots will run to the locker room to change clothes. Don’t go to the locker room, you can rush directly to the bathroom, and your clothes and pants can be hung in

On the water pipe, 5, when you rush to the bathroom, you should go to the innermost position, which is closest to the total water pipe of hot and cold water. As long as you adjust it, the water temperature will not change. However, if you do not occupy that position, then you have to be careful. The further away from that position, you should be careful. At the same time, the greater your hot water pipe cannot be opened. If there is no neutralization of cold water, the hot water in the hot water pipe can burn your skin. This tragedy has happened not only. The cold water that originally flowed to you may be in front of you.

Can you understand this truth when people suddenly divert? 6. Even when you can take a shower, you can't be careless, because the time is short, you can only focus on your key parts and the areas where you teach naked outside. If you take care of these within five minutes and can clean up the foam on your body, then you will win. And many people, when the instructor rushed in, they just finished applying soap on their bodies. Their end was really miserable, because behind the instructor, there were usually a mighty deputies of women..."

"...Many boys think that applying sunscreen is a girl's patent. Here, I want to correct their mistakes. If you think so, then congratulations. Within two weeks after returning from military training, I can guarantee that you will definitely be watched when you go out. Either your skin is too dark, they regard you as a foreigner, or your face is really terrible. They are surprised to see you. Some boys are off for one semester after being sunburned. Because they are too ugly, they dare not come out to meet people. Do you believe it? So if you don't want to get this treatment, I suggest you buy a bottle of sunscreen, which is enough to be less than 35 times, don't be too high..."

"... We talked about the second time-consuming thing in military training. Do you know what the first time-consuming thing is? You may have thought of it, and it is not difficult to guess. What do you feel when you see those soldiers folding quilts squarely like standard cement blocks on TV? Are you envious? When it's your turn, you may cry. I know that many boys don't have the habit of folding quilts, and I don't have it either. I didn't have it before the military training, and after the military training, that's even less. I almost got tortured crazy because of folding quilts during military training. Many people are afraid of messing up the folded quilts, so they don't have it when they sleep.

It's really pitiful to dare to cover a quilt! If you don't want to repeat the same mistake, then you must be prepared. Before military training, you'd better prepare a few pieces of cardboard and bring them in. Don't underestimate these small pieces of cardboard. It can make you fold the quilt three times faster than others. Do you understand how much time does three times be? That is, you can have two more hours every day. The function of cardboard is to make the surface of the quilt neat and make the lines and edges of the quilt. If you want to achieve the effect of cardboard with your hands, you have to practice for at least one month. After getting the surface, you stuff the cardboard into the quilt, which can make the quilt feel supportive and not easily deformed...."

"... Finally, no matter whether you are a boy or a girl, during military training, if you don't want your feet to suffer, I suggest you buy some sanitary napkins. Don't get me wrong. These sanitary napkins can be placed in shoes. They are both sweat-absorbing, soft and easy to use. As it turns out, students who use sanitary napkins in this way have blisters at the soles of their feet are only less than one-eighth of others..."

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Chapter completed!