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Chapter 5 I don't want to be the Shen family anymore!

The long-haired and short-nosed elephant mostly lives in the mountains and forests of Zhongzhou, Yuezhou, Fengzhou and other mountains. Its size is strong. The adult male long-haired and short-nosed elephant has a shoulder height of five meters and a body length of more than ten meters. The thick hair is stained with mud, plants and other objects all year round. The hardness is comparable to that of armor and indestructible. The two fangs on the side of the nose are as sharp as swords, and they can be called a hero among wild animals.

This person is irritable, especially during the estrus period, it is like a demon possession, striking against the sky and the earth. Mountain people in the mountains and forests can often see large areas of woodland trampled and destroyed by long-haired and short-nosed elephants. But on the other hand, short-nosed elephants are standard group animals, and are extremely united inside. Except for fighting wildly when competing for the leader, they are orderly and undefeated. Once they encounter foreign enemies, this unity is more vivid.

So since a long time ago, many armies have used long-haired and short-nosed elephant as their spiritual totem, especially those legions with strict military discipline and strong combat style. They like to use long-haired and short-nosed elephant as a unified tattoo. Some legions, long-haired and short-nosed elephant tattoos are even a medal that marks outstanding military achievements. Those who have no outstanding military achievements are even qualified to do such tattoos.

The position of the tattoo represents the determination of the army to fight together and not to fear casualties. Those soft eggs who are tattooed in arms, chests, etc., naturally cannot be compared with those soldiers who are tattooed in vital parts.

"So I repeat that long-haired, short-nosed elephant tattoos are a very common and reasonable tattoos, and your fuss can only reveal your shallow ignorance."

In the house of Yulin Village, Wang Jiu explained with a serious and serious expression, which made more than 20 big-headed soldiers look grateful.

On the other side, Shen Qingming looked at his own divine sword with a complicated expression.

"It's really complicated to hear you rationalize this perverted behavior."

Wang Jiu said: "That's just your preconception that affects your objective cognition, but it doesn't matter. As long as you can learn to think from the perspective of others, you can understand some seemingly unique and difficult to understand behaviors."

Shen Qingming made a disgusting expression: "I can't learn, I can't learn, I want me to think from these perverts..."

Wang Jiu suggested: "I can give you a tattoo and let you experience the beauty of this passionate tattoo for yourself."

"You, you want to give me a tattoo!" Shen Qingming's cheeks turned red like a tomato in an instant.

"Oh, if you are worried that you will not be as beautiful as the Shencheng Patrol team due to organ differences, I can help you install a prosthesis, or make the elephant trunk pattern with your head held up, or then turn the elephant head across, so that the shape of the elephant mouth will perfectly match..."

Wang Jiu kept explaining his genius creativity, but Shen Qingming's face had begun to turn from red to purple.

"Damn it, die for me!"

Just when Shen Qingming was not hesitating to start a violent posture and swearing to die with Wang Jiu, patrol captain Hong Yu finally woke up slowly. Seeing Li Wanqing and others, he snorted coldly, then lowered his head and said nothing, looking a little disappointed.

When the other big-headed soldiers saw the fragile appearance of their captain, they immediately became angry again, struggling and eager to try, and the true energy fluctuations in the air were filled with the breath of golden swords and iron horses.

Although no one took action despite Hong Yu's dark but firm gaze. However, the high-pressure atmosphere in the big house still made many people feel unbearable.

The village chief was the most embarrassing one, but seeing his precious grandson sitting next to Hong Yu, taking care of the other party carefully without even wearing his pants... Especially as Hong Yu woke up, his body slightly sideways, and his two elephant heads almost touched each other, the village chief still made his heart and said sternly: "Okay, now the scandal in the village has finally been known to everyone! Now you are satisfied!?"

Hong Yu was in a severe pain at this time. Although he woke up, he had to devote his main energy to fighting the pain. He was unable to argue with the village chief. He just snorted coldly and continued to snuggle next to his lover. His seemingly friend had his eyebrows raised and he retorted sternly: "If it weren't for your repeated obstruction, things wouldn't have developed to this point!"

The village chief didn't talk nonsense with his own village, and only targeted Hong Yu: "Xiao Zhu, he is young, isn't it easy to be a little boy. Captain Hong Yu, you are traveling around the world, are you not sensible? You Shencheng soldiers are willing to do whatever you want in the military camp? We mountain villagers don't have any control, but why bother to come to our house!"

As soon as this was said, the big-headed soldiers couldn't help but curse: "Nonsense! If you hadn't run to the city several times and cry to ask for the invasion of demons, would we be willing to drive a chariot to run to the wilderness in the middle of the night to play in our war chariots!?"

The village chief argued with his neck: "It is your duty to protect the country and the people! Our village also pays taxes to the city every year!"

"You guys are not enough to sell fish. We can start the chariot, so I'm so embarrassed to use it!"

"If you think it's too little, you can't accept it!" The village chief also showed his old hooligan nature and cursed, "What's more, the officials in the city should come to tell us that since this place was defined as a protected area, it was natural for you to send troops."

"Okay, it is natural for us to send troops to eliminate demons, but it is natural for us to install high-performance warning arrays for such a small mountain village as you, and even protect food fields and animals. What is natural for us to do??"

The village elder continued to rise: "You have done something wrong!"

"You are immortal! I have to teach you a lesson today!"

"Old Zhao is calm. After all, he is Captain Hong's father-in-law, so he should maintain basic politeness."

The village elder's temple's veins burst out on the spot: "You are the father-in-law, your whole family is the father-in-law!"

And just as the conflict between the two sides was about to break out, someone suddenly exclaimed: "Those people are gone!"

When the few people heard this, they were stunned: Is there missing? Who is missing?

Looking closely, I suddenly found that Li Wanqing and others who had just made a brave move actually sneaked away while the village chief and others were trying their best to steal the show!

And Wang Jiu just stood there, a letter was left.

Some villagers picked up the letter paper curiously, but saw a passage written in very shocking handwriting.

Suggested ways to resolve conflicts in the village:

Considering the village chief's reasons for opposition, it only focuses on disapproval of homosexuality and emphasis on bloodline inheritance. Apart from this, there is no dissatisfaction with Hong Yu himself. Therefore, it is only necessary to choose one of the two people and perform a sex change operation to perfectly resolve this contradiction.

Suggested location for sex change surgery: According to the relevant content of the fourth part of the Shencheng Tourism Encyclopedia, Shencheng First Military Hospital and the Third Military Hospital can perform perfect sex change surgery, with all changes in the body and mind level, have reproductive fertility, and have its own beauty effect. However, the cost of surgery is relatively high, usually between 100 spirit stones and 300 spirit stones. In addition, Shaxian Hospital, Chengdu Hospital, etc. can provide relatively cheap sex change surgery, and also have reproductive fertility, but does not involve mental changes, so it has a long psychological adaptation period. The cost of surgery is usually between 10 spirit stones and 50 spirit stones. The specific contact information is:...

On the other side, outside Yulin Village, Li Wanqing forced Chen Qingming and others to escape silently.

It was not until he ran ten miles away in one breath that Li Wanqing stopped and complained with a look of disappointment: "Oh, it's rare that a hero saved the beauty and actually saved such a ugly thing... It's rare that he could meet such a beautiful little fisherman in such a remote countryside. I had even designed the lines, and if it went well, it would be able to win it tonight."

Chen Qingming cursed: "If you hadn't done so many things, you wouldn't have caused us to see that blind scene!"

Li Wanqing retorted: "The heroic and righteousness is the foundation of monks. At that time, can you stand by and watch? Besides, I took the lead in charge, and you followed me without stopping me... It's really a ghost. Shencheng is simply perverted. That Yu Zishen, it's fine if Shen Ziyu is not right. Even the fishing villages more than a hundred miles away from the city can make such a name, which is eye-opening."

Chen Qingming remembered the shocking scene in the village chief's house, and also covered his chest with his hands. He couldn't believe it: "Yes, those are regular soldiers who actually get tattoos in that place..."

Li Xinyu suddenly put forward the assumption: "Speaking of this, the Shen family has always been proud of the army and has different values ​​than ordinary people. Will the Shen family also have such tattoos?"

The next moment, Li Wanqing, Li Chaolu, and Li Xinyu looked at Chen Qingming at the same time.

Chen Qingming was furious: "What are you looking at?"

"No, no, we don't doubt you, after all, we took a shower together when we were kids. We were just thinking..."

"My mother doesn't!"

Li Xinyu asked: "What about your uncle?"

"How could I know!?"

Li Chaolu mocked, "Have you ever read that famous martial arts book? When the father and son recognize each other, they will tear their shirts and reveal their wolf heads on their chests. Maybe your Shen family recognizes their relatives and takes off their pants to show off their war elephants."

"Go to die!" Chen Qingming raised his fist without saying a word and beat Li Chaolu into a ball.

Li Xinyu asked, "Mr. Wang Jiu, if everyone in Shencheng is proud of this, then if I tattoo one on myself, will it become popular among girls?"

Wang Jiu thought about it and was about to nod when he saw a pink sword energy slashing from a distance, slashing Li Xinyu all over the ground.

While dealing with Chen Qingming's heavy punch, Li Chaolu cursed in anger: "Li Chaolu! If you dare to let Mr. Wang Jiu see your ugly thing, believe it or not, I will cut it off directly!"

Li Xinyu was almost vomiting blood by the Baihua Sword Qi, so he had to quickly swear: "I'll just tattoo myself, I'll have to tattoo myself, I'll never bother Mr. Wang Jiu!"
Chapter completed!
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