April 18, 2018

With Zhao Lingbo's gentle and friendly explanation, the audience felt that the temperature in the Jinyu Immortal Platform was getting lower and lower.

"Many people say that half of a person's appearance comes from his hair. Although this sentence first originated as an advertising slogan for a beauty salon, it must be admitted that this sentence makes sense. After the black hair turned gray, several confidantes left him for no reason. Even his daughter cut off contact with him. His life in his later years was really bleak."

Zhao Lingbo is a very focused speaker. When he speaks, every expression and action are just right in coordination, vividly outlining the image of an old man who is tragically oppressed by tyranny.

After hearing this story, Li Chaolu couldn't help but say, "Isn't this the one who was involved in the situation after being worn by his boss?"

Zhao Lingbo opened his eyes wide in surprise, as if he heard the most incredible thing: "Being worn by his boss? Are you talking about the city lord? Haha, how is this possible? The city lord is the most broad-minded and never cares about these offensive things with his subordinates."

"But wasn't Hongwu real man dismissed because he contradicted Zhao Chenlu!?"

Zhao Lingbo waved his hands repeatedly and explained: "No, no, it's completely different. How could the city lord do such a thing? His dismissal has nothing to do with contradicting the city lord."

Li Chaolu suddenly got angry, feeling like she was being treated as Shen Qingming, and asked angrily: "Then why was he dismissed from his post!?"

Zhao Lingbo spread his hands and said, "I don't know, so I said it was an inexplicable misfortune."

Li Chaolu was silent for a long time and concluded: "...I really have nothing to say about this kind of shameless behavior."

Zhao Lingbo smiled and said, "When I see the unparalleled face of the city lord, no one can say the word shameless." After a pause, Zhao Lingbo said again, "Look at me, do you think it's so beautiful that the immortal descends to earth? But compared with the city lord, I am a completely passerby girl."

"You golden men are really..." Li Chaolu asked, "Can you do whatever you want if you are good-looking?"

Zhao Lingbo smiled with a hint of apology: "Generally speaking, those who ask such questions have never experienced the feeling of being good-looking but doing whatever they want."

Li Chaolu felt the blood vessels in her temples swell out like popcorn: "What did you say!?"

Zhao Lingbo said: "Actually, I haven't experienced it. Today, only the city lord can do whatever he wants because of his good looks. Therefore, everyone is a loser and there is no need to be hostile to each other."

"You are the loser!"

Speaking of this, Li Wanqing also felt that the atmosphere was a little inappropriate: "Are you here to serve us or to make things difficult for us?"

Zhao Lingbo smiled, bowed and said, "I'm sorry for making you feel unhappy, but before I arrived at Jinyu City in Xiantai, I think it's necessary to let you adapt to the rhythm of Jinyu City in advance, especially to the way to contact the city lord."

Li Wanqing said: "Just go and teach Wang Jiu. There is no need to meet Lord Zhao."

Zhao Lingbo said: "But the city lord really wants to meet the friends Mr. Wang Jiu made in Qingyun City."

"…So, if we don't follow, we may encounter inexplicable natural disasters?"

Zhao Lingbo smiled and said, "You may also be lucky and lucky. If you are lucky, you may have avoided natural disasters."

The atmosphere in Sendai suddenly became even colder.

Although some people had expected that this time, it might not be too smooth to go to Jinyu City, just like their trip to Shencheng, they really didn't expect the setback to come so quickly.

Li Wanqing snorted coldly and said, "Is this the warning given to us by the Lord of Jinyu?"

Zhao Lingbo said: "Please believe me. If you want to exert your power, Jinyu City's methods will definitely not be so gentle. Moreover, if you have not been warmed up by me, you will definitely deeply understand the essence of the three words exert your power when you meet the city lord."

Li Chaolu said, "I want to jump down, is it still time?"

Zhao Lingbo said very considerately: "Currently, the Jinyu Immortal Platform is located in the nine heavenly gale wind layer 13,000 feet above the ground. The flight speed is 10,000 miles per hour and the pressure of the gale wind is level 13. Judging from your immortal cultivation, except for Mr. Wang Jiu, others will be thorned into micron-level meat filling by the gale wind within one second after jumping out of the gale platform. So, does anyone want to give it a try?"

Li Chaolu said angrily: "I ask to turn around and return to Shencheng immediately and not go to Jinyu!"

Zhao Lingbo continued to maintain his consideration: "With the current Shengxiantai technology, once the flight trajectory is set and the passage is opened in the gale wind layer, you cannot turn at will. Otherwise, such a huge flying object, the sudden change of gale wind layer will disrupt the smooth passage of the gale wind layer, and then trigger the gale wind storm. In that case, among the people present, except Mr. Wang Jiu, the others will be tung into micron-level meat filling by the gale wind within one second. So, do I need to turn now?"

Li Chaolu was speechless and looked at Wang Jiu.

Wang Jiu nodded: "Technically speaking, there is indeed such a risk in flying within the gale wind layer. However, with the current technical level of Xiangzhou, the more advanced Shengxiantai will be equipped with directional armor to deal with emergencies."

Li Chaolu immediately turned his head: "Ha! Turn around, turn around immediately!"

Zhao Lingbo apologized and smiled: "The direction change armor is not installed on the Golden Jade Immortal Platform. You can personally confirm this in the array."

"I don't even have the direction change armor. You Jinyucheng have the nerve to take it out!"

Zhao Lingbo smiled and said, "In fact, this is the characteristic of the top-level immortal platform. It will not waste energy on those boring technical details, but will make humanized services to the extreme. For example, in this palace, all the meals on the dining table are produced by the top chefs of Jinyu City. Every gold brick on the wall is also hand-cast by craftsmen. In fact, the important reason why the Jinyuxian platform does not have armor is that the gold bricks and jade occupy too much load, so...

"So you would rather give up important mobile functions than install these useless gold bricks!?"

Zhao Lingbo said with confidence: "So you can't see such a luxurious and noble scene in any Taichung that can change its direction in the gale wind layer, and you can't even eat the dishes cooked by the famous chef of Jinyu."

“…”

Zhao Lingbo also said: "And the decoration cost of the Jinyu Immortal Terrace is 35,000 spirit stones, and the cost of changing direction armor is only 700 spirit stones. Considering that this Immortal Terrace is already a gift from the city lord, do you want it to be more expensive or cheaper?"

"..." Although no one from the audience answered, someone's eyes were obviously glowing.

Zhao Lingbo smiled and said, "So continue with the previous topic. Before you meet the city lord in person, there are still several procedures that you need to be familiar with. First of all, these."

While speaking, Zhao Lingbo took out a white porcelain bottle from the storage bag.

"We will take one of the quick-acting heart-saving pills produced by Jinyu. Everyone took it in advance and then ate it when the city lord showed his fairy appearance, so as not to be shocked by the peerless beauty and lose his soul."

"...Are you serious?" Li Chaolu asked incredible.

"Of course, you didn't feel it before, because most of the time, the city lord actually wore a mask to cover up her face, but for distinguished guests like Mr. Wang Jiu, she would meet with her true face." Zhao Lingbo nodded, then took out a manual from the storage bag and read: "In 2001, 5 people, 2002, 7 people, the worst in 2003, 38 people. At that time, the city lord met a wave of city-state envoys in the Nether Sea area, causing a gap in the other party's diplomatic team. In 2004..."

"No need to say more about it, bring the pills." Li Chaolu shook her head and went straight to get the pills.

After distributing the pills, Zhao Lingbo said again: "Okay, let's assume that everyone can already adapt to the peerless beauty of the city lord. The next problem that needs to be dealt with is the subsequent inferiority complex. Many women will lose their confidence in continuing to be a human being because they have seen the face of the city lord. I hope everyone can be strong, at least not incontinence due to being discouraged. The city lord is more demanding in personal hygiene and cannot be seen..."

"Who will be incontinent just because you look at people who are pretty?!" Li Chaolu felt that her IQ was challenged again.

Zhao Lingbo took out a booklet from the storage bag: "2001..."

"Okay, needless to say, we have a deep understanding of your city lord, so let's move on to the next topic!"

"Okay, another topic is about how to communicate and communicate effectively with the city lord. I think many people know that the city lord of Jinyu City is approachable and has no red tape, so the way to talk to her is very simple. Just remember the following sentences and you can communicate with the city lord very smoothly. First, 'Good lord', second, 'Go to the city lord', third, 'Your will, my mission'..."

After saying these classic sentences, Zhao Lingbo smiled and said, "Of course, I know everyone must have a lot of doubts in their hearts. However, as the supreme and glorious identity of the City Lord's personal maid, this is true. Our City Lord is so easy to communicate. But there is another small problem, that is, if you do not follow the routine and have to play it yourself, then although the City Lord will not be petty with others, there will always be some inexplicable natural disasters coming to people, such as in 2001..."

"We all know when it's enough!" Shen Qingming angrily slapped the table, then gritted his teeth, "I really only came to Jinyucheng with Wang Jiu when I got into the water!"

Zhao Lingbo glanced at Shen Qingming: "By the way, there is a small detail. I think it is necessary to remind you. As the top immortal platform in Jinyu City, there are 4 single-person escape pods in the back hall. If you set the target correctly, you can return to Shencheng within two days."
Chapter completed!