Chapter 38 How to be popular with girls
Some things in the world go back and forth like the rising and setting sun, and will not change.
For example, Chen Qingming's anger.
In the past two months with her, Wang Jiu has almost never found any day that she would not get angry. However, the reasons for getting angry are all kinds of strange things. For example, when she is injured, it may make her angry. When she is determined to stick to her persistence, help her stay persistent and keep her away from the delicacies and eat wild vegetable soup, it may make her angry. Inviting her to taste the specialty food of Qingzhou in the Jiuzhou era may make her angry... It is impossible to summarize the rules completely, so after thinking about it, Wang Jiu can only regard Chen Qingming's angry phenomenon as the natural law like the rising and setting sun, and will not be transferred by any external objects.
No matter what you do, the sun always rises as usual.
Of course, based on objective etiquette, Wang Jiu still has to ask: "What's wrong?"
Chen Qingming stared at her eyes: "What's wrong? I was so miserable by you! I was completely embarrassed!"
Wang Jiu suddenly said strangely: "Is the face lost? Do you mean the IQ test more than a month ago, the water tank incident, or the flying sword outside the sky? But that's all a long time ago?"
"Thank you for reminding me of what you did before! But the problem is today!"
"What's wrong today?"
Chen Qingming gritted his teeth, then lowered his eyes slightly, and said, "I took the wrong path today."
"Take the wrong path?"
"Yes, I was going to the Yishan Sword Cultivation Club to find someone to learn sword skills. There are many young monks from Fengqi Realm, including the Lu family, Qian family, Yuntian Sect cultivators, and some surrounding cultivators. The competition effect is very good... In short, I should have gone to the Yishan Sword Cultivation Club! But today I was dizzy after going out, my eyes turned black, and when I walked, I walked to a schoolyard. I saw that there were many young sword cultivators practicing sword skills. I followed the convention and found an invitation to fight the sword with a similar level as mine. The other party reacted strangely at the beginning, but when I saw me draw the sword, I also fought with me with the sword."
Wang Jiu asked in a flash: "Did you lose?"
Chen Qingming glared: "Of course I won! Then there was a second and third one. More and more people came to fight my swords with me. Most of the time I could win. I only occasionally encountered high-level Fengqi realm or had very profound sword skills to lose one move and half a stance. But the key to the problem was not here! After I fought, my mind gradually became clear, and I realized that those who fought with me were all familiar faces! They were all sword cultivators from the outer sect of the Li family! I thought I had gone to the sword cultivator club, but in fact, I subconsciously ran to the outer sect school ground!"
"So that's it. That's what you mean by getting lost." Wang Jiu nodded, "Then you are so stupid."
"You! You actually have the face to blame me? If you hadn't pumped my qi and blood during my morning exercises and asked me to do mental arithmetic exercises while I was eating, which made me dizzy and my brain not working properly when I went out. How could I go the wrong way? I have lived in Qingyun City for fourteen years. Didn't I even recognize the road? Isn't it all hurt by you! Nowadays, monk associations in several major cities stipulate that monks should not fly with swords under extreme fatigue to avoid causing traffic accidents. But you exhausted me before I went out. Whose fault could it be?!"
After Chen Qingming angrily confides, he suddenly discovered that there was a short, fat young monk standing beside Wang Jiu, and his face looked particularly familiar...
"Li Xinyu?!"
Chen Qingming's surprise was extraordinary. He took a few steps and almost tripped by the threshold.
"How come you are here!?"
Thinking of the moment when he was so angry that he said his embarrassing things loudly, Chen Qingming really wished that more than 200 true energy cores of Paishan Realm cultivators in his body exploded at the same time, erasing everything in front of him!
This small shop that specializes in dark seasonings is not popular on weekdays. Except for the occasional visits of a curiosity enthusiast like Wang Jiu, there may not be two or three customers throughout the day. Chen Qingming returned home in shame and anger and found that Wang Jiu was not there, so he guessed that he was going to buy seasonings. As a result, he caught Wang Jiu in the seasoning shop, but unexpectedly there were other people in the store!
That Li Xinyu seemed to be fatter than when she met a few months ago. When she first entered the store, she thought it was a wine barrel or clay tank next to the shelves...
Li Xinyu was in extreme excitement as early as Shen Qingming entered the house. His fat body trembled slightly, and his eyes turned back and forth between Shen Qingming and Wang Jiu, as if he had seen the ultimate truth of the Great Way of Heaven and Earth.
"Mistress Qingming, good afternoon..." Li Xinyu said excitedly, "I didn't expect that you and Wang Jiu have such a good relationship!"
Chen Qingming was going to treat the inner chief of the family with courtesy, but when he heard this, he suddenly became angry: "Which eye did you see that we had a good relationship?!"
Li Xinyu said: "Just now, weren't you talking to him enthusiastically?"
"That's me swearing at him! What kind of passionate talk?"
Li Xinyu sighed: "If there was a top loli like a girl from Qingming and was willing to scold me like I just now, I would be willing to die."
"..." Chen Qingming immediately took two steps back with a distorted face as if he was stepping on dog shit, and finally walked outside the store.
"Ah yes yes, yes, that's the look." Li Xinyu said, "When girls see me, they mostly have this look, as if they encounter dirty things, and they immediately run away! Alas, God knows how much I hope they can talk to me more, even if it's scolding, it doesn't matter, I'm happy to listen!"
Chen Qingming couldn't help but twitched: "Wang Jiu, are you just mingling with such a person? I really misread you!"
After saying that, he turned around and left, shaking his head all the way, as if he was throwing out all the memories of the conversation with Li Xinyu just now...
Li Xinyu watched Chen Qingming leave, and after a while, he sighed: "Oh, it's like this again...every time, I really don't know what I did wrong?"
After saying that, he twisted his head and asked Wang Jiu for help with an extremely sincere look.
"May I ask, what should I do now?"
Wang Jiu glanced at Li Xinyu and said, "You should go to the counter to check out now and just put the silver or spirit stones in the cash box. If the boss here doesn't come forward, they will automatically collect the accounts."
"No, no, no." Li Xinyu quickly shook his head and waved his hand, "I mean how can I do what I can to have a good relationship with a top loli like Qingming girl like you! But don't say it's up to your face and figure. Qingming girl was famous for being cold in the courtyard before, and has always been to the so-called young talents in the family... Although you are more handsome than them, it should not be the main reason? It should be a special trick to please girls!"
At the end, Li Xinyu had to kneel down and ask for advice, full of sincerity.
Wang Jiu was immediately embarrassed and knew nothing about how to please girls. When he was the Kyushu Sword God, he was focused on his mind except the sword path. Even a woman named He Yue fell in love with him. Later, he was reincarnated as a Divine Sword, and it was even less important to be aware of this kind of thing. Does the sword spirit have to have a relationship with his own mount?
However, while fighting with the Nine Immortal Lord, Zhao Yueming occasionally mentioned some tips to please girls in his spare time...
"First of all, you can't be a fat man."
boom!
Wang Jiu seemed to hear a muffled thunder sound, and then he saw Li Xinyu kneeling on the ground, twitching all over.
"That, fat man, don't you have any hope at all?"
Wang Jiu recalled what Zhao Yueming once said and said carefully: "It's not necessarily so absolute. A fat man will only deduct a lot of points, but if he has other advantages, there is no problem to add the deducted points back. The method of adding points is first... rich."
Li Xinyu was very excited: "Money? I have it! The chief of the inner gate has 50 spiritual stones per month. I am the eldest son of the third house, 50 spiritual stones per month, plus scholarships such as monthly exams. I earn at least 150 spiritual stones per month, and there are also annual New Year's money, holiday expenses, and my investment income in several small shops. In terms of assets, at least several thousand spiritual stones are assets..."
Wang Jiu whined and didn't say anything.
Li Xinyu was stunned for a moment: "No, isn't it enough? Then how much money should be considered rich?"
Wang Jiu said: "I don't have an accurate standard, but the person who told me about this problem said that in terms of money, there is no asset of 70 to 80 million spirit stones, and I am not qualified to talk to her."
Li Xinyu opened his mouth wide: "Seven, seventy or eighty million spirit stones?! The total assets of Qingyun's richest man are not so much!?"
"Well, that's her personal standard. She also said that if it's an ordinary girl, it would be almost the same if she had a hundred thousand spirit stones."
Li Xinyu's mouth was still the same: "100,000 spirit stones?! This is unless my father died young, let me inherit the inheritance as soon as possible... Well, let's share it with the Chaolu girl, and you should have a million spirit stones."
Wang Jiu said: "If you don't have enough money, you should be able to have special talents in your talents."
"Do you have special talents in talent?" Li Xinyu thought for a moment and agreed: "It's reasonable and reasonable. I often hear stories that there are ladies in the world of immortal cultivation. They are ashamed of flowers and moonlight, and their family is rich, but they ignore the rich princes of the same family. They just want to see some poor boys from the mountains because they have special talents... Well, if they only look at talent, then I should be considered good? When I arrived at Yunyong Realm at the age of 15, the Earth-Shendi Sword has a seventh level of heaven, and its comprehensive strength ranks as the chief of the inner sect of the Li family - even if Sister Wanqing comes back, I will be firmly in the second place. In addition, since I was 7 years old, I have been meticulous in the Qimen classics such as Dongxuanzi, and my theoretical attainments are extremely profound. I can definitely be called talented! How about it, I should be qualified to like girls like this, right?"
After hearing the previous words, Wang Jiu didn't care. In his opinion, the 15-year-old Yun Yongjing was no different from a mild mental retardant like Shen Qingming. However, the Dongxuanzi Qimen classic mentioned later attracted Wang Jiu's interest.
"What is Dong Xuanzi?"
"Hey, have you not seen it?!" Li Xinyu said in surprise, "It's very classic. Although many things are outdated, they are still worth referring to after all. I'll bring them with me later."
As he said that, he took out an almost broken book from his pocket and handed it to Wang Jiu.
"Here, that's it. I've marked the key points in it, it's easy to see..." Li Xinyu started selling it enthusiastically, but before he finished speaking, his expression changed, "Oh no, my mother told me to go home for dinner, and I'll talk to you later if I have time!"
Chapter completed!