May 5, 2018

In the lakeside camp, Chen Qingming was already prostrated to the sword spirit outside the sky.

This guy is always so tricky about the angle, and he wasted all his efforts to guess the opponent's moves... It's impossible to predict it!

Wang Jiuze was still seriously explaining the meaning of this breach of contract to Chen Qingming.

"According to the above regulations, when I cannot fulfill the prescribed terms, I need to make corresponding compensation. The main methods include compensation for spirit stones, compensation for exercises, etc. The terms I expect to be unable to fulfill include Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3... until Chapter 15."

"Isn't this just that you have no intention of fulfilling the contract at all? You have the shame to say that you value the contract!"

Wang Jiu said: "If I don't pay attention to the contract, I will not fulfill my obligation of compensation. In fact, if you carefully count the performance of the human contract, you will find that the probability of fulfilling the breach of contract clause is the lowest. Considering the common sense of human society that scarcity is precious, I think my active performance of the breach of contract clauses shows my importance to the contract."

"Why can you say such shameless and ridiculous words every time you are justified!"

Wang Jiu said a little strangely: "You should ask yourself this question. Considering that my intelligence index and knowledge are far better than you, why do you think it is shameless and ridiculous when I express my opinion with confidence?"

"..." Chen Qingming covered his chest with his hands and pressed down this mouthful of old blood!

"Anyway, do you want to sign?"

"Hmph, sign it, sign it. If you are unwilling to fulfill the previous terms, I still want it!"

As he said that, Chen Qingming was about to lift his hand and stamp his gentlemanly mark.

But Wang Jiu said again: "It is not that I am unwilling to fulfill the previous terms, but that I do not have the ability to fulfill it for the time being."

"……What's the meaning?"

Wang Jiu explained: "According to the relevant terms, both parties need to establish a fair, equal, romantic and sincere relationship, but I do not have the feelings required for love, and it is impossible to establish such a relationship, so all subsequent terms do not have the basis for fulfillment. For example, the dietary terms, although I can order a brain-enhancing meal for you when I go out to eat, but because the ordering behavior is not from true love, it is actually a breach of contract. For example, the clothing terms, although I can do it on the surface..."

"I knew you were going to buy me children's clothing!" Chen Qingming's relationship was really broken, "Okay, okay, I'll sign it now, and you'll die for me after signing!"

Wang Jiu said: "According to the treaty, after I die, you must always maintain the temperament of sadness and tragic as sick plums for at least half a year. The specific expression and action requirements are shown in the figure below, and the facial muscle adjustment must be accurate enough. In addition, when others try to confess to you and establish a romantic relationship, you must refuse it with a determined attitude and treat death as if you are home. If necessary, you can harm yourself..."

"What the hell terms are these?"

Wang Jiu said: "Didn't you pay attention to it? There are very detailed instructions in the appendix."

"There is an appendix!" Chen Qingming then noticed that in the inconspicuous corners, there are always small words marked in the inconspicuous corners, and the detailed provisions are shown in the appendix...

“Where is the appendix?!”

Wang Jiu then took out a talisman seal.

When you see the talisman seal, you will collapse. Generally speaking, even if you are a monk of the immortal way, you will still use paper for contracts and use less talisman seals unless the text is too large and you use paper to waste space.

Wang Jiu's talisman seal is a type with huge storage capacity from the outside.

When he opened the talisman seal and saw that Chen Qingming had a new understanding of the ability to count the words of the divine sword in the sky. He actually wrote million words in the appendix of the dating contract! million words!

"So, these are all requests for me!?"

Wang Jiu said: "Yes, the dating contract is of course binding on both parties."

Chen Qingming was stunned for a long time before jumping three feet high: "So what you mean is that from now on, I will take care of you like an old mother, and buy you brain-enhancing packages and children's clothing!"

Wang Jiu said: "The dietary terms and clothing terms are on pages 28 and 113 of the appendix."

"I don't want to see it!"

"Why?" Wang Jiuqi said, "In order to take care of your understanding ability, I have simplified the text to ensure that you can understand it. Although the total amount of text is relatively large, considering that you have good academic performance in the Li family compound, it should not be difficult to realize memory."

"I don't want to be your girlfriend!"

At this moment, Li Chaolu's whine came again from the side: "I think! I am willing to sign the contract to fulfill the terms. Not to mention one million words, I can recite it even if there is one million words!"

Wang Jiu said with regret: "The signing on behalf of others is invalid."

Then he turned around and said to Chen Qingming: "Don't you want to? I thought you should be very happy."

"Why am I happy about this kind of thing?"

"Because of comprehensively analyzing the opinions of multiple people, I think you should be similar to Zhao Chenlu and have a distorted love for me."

"So who has a twisted love for you!?"

Wang Jiu wrench pointed and said, "You, Zhao Chenlu, Qian, Li Chaolu, Li Wanqing..."

"I didn't let you count the heads! I, I mean... why do you insist that we like you?"

Wang Jiu said: "First of all, based on human nature, we will have an instinctive preference for the divine sword outside the sky, just as I also have a preference for humans. Secondly, it is based on the results of comprehensive judgments based on your physiological reactions when communicating with me, such as the contraction of the pupils, the rhythm changes of the heartbeat, etc. Finally, Zhao Chenlu said that."

"Actually, you only focus on the last one!" Chen Qingming was convinced, "If you like it or not, I will just say one thing, I will definitely not be able to fulfill the terms of this contract!"

"That depends on the breach of contract." Wang Jiu was also generous, "According to the regulations, just pay the spirit stone or martial arts as compensation."

"I... have no money." Chen Qingming looked at it for a few seconds and felt dizzy. Although the amount of compensation for a single breach of contract was not high, after getting along with each other for a long time, he would pay three or five spirit stones every day, and over the whole year, he would have to spend more than one thousand spirit stones.

What does more than a thousand spirit stones mean? Many poor cultivators will never see so many spirit stones in their lifetime!

What's more, according to the cumbersome provisions of the appendix, there are so many violations every day, so three or five spirit stones are probably not able to be beaten.

"It doesn't matter, there is a loan matter in the appendix." Wang Jiu introduced enthusiastically, "Based on the master-slave contract between you and me, I can provide low-interest loans when I am in financial difficulties, and the amount is basically not limited."

"...The problem is that I can't afford to pay it back." Chen Qingming said helplessly.

"No." Wang Jiu said very considerately, "The repayment period is very loose, and it can be repaid by others. If you can't afford it, you can ask future generations to ask future generations. As long as you have more children and make your descendants flourish, no matter how huge your debt is, you can still repay it clearly."

Chen Qingming was simply shocked: "So after signing this contract, will I still be a fertility sow for you??"

Li Chaolu gritted her teeth enviously: "You are showing off, you must be showing off! I don't know how many people want this kind of sow!"

Chen Qingming said with a pity: "If you think about it, he will not be able to fulfill any couple's obligations with you. Who did you give birth to this child?"

Li Chaolu was stunned for a moment: "Ah? Not with him? Who is that with?"

Wang Jiu explained: "I will try my best to find men with strong fertility for you to match..."

"You're too much!" Chen Qingming finally couldn't help but take action.

"Well..." Li Chaolu was still hesitating, "If it was for Mr. Wang Jiu..."

"You also consider this kind of thing? Is your intelligence index lower than 2?!"

"Of course, the decision is up to you." Wang Jiu added, "In addition, if you are interested in homosexual reproduction, I can also provide financial and technical support..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Wanqing jumped out: "I support you, sign the contract quickly."

"Get out of here!" Chen Qingming screamed.

After driving away all the troublemakers, Chen Qingming was able to calm down and examine the contract proposed by Wang Jiu from the beginning.

After a long silence, she finally imprinted her spiritual sense on it.

"This will help you, right?"

Wang Jiu said: "Well, I've helped a lot. When Zhao Chenlu saw this contract, she will definitely strive for progress and become the devout monk who is dedicated to seeking immortality."

"What if she still remains obsessed with it and continues to squander her life during the meaningless twisted estrus period?"

Wang Jiu said in a deep voice: "That is also her personal choice."

"Wrong." Chen Qingming said, "You and she are important partners and comrades-in-arms. When she makes a wrong choice, you should correct her in time."

"Of course I will remind and warn her."

"When words are invalid, you should consider enforcing it. For example, throwing her into a sealed cave, and not allowing her to come out without practicing to the Heavenly Bloom Realm. For example, signing a quarantine contract with her, and asking her not to approach you ten thousand miles before the end of the twisted estrus period..."

Wang Jiu nodded: "This idea is good, I will consider it."

Chen Qingming's eyes lit up: "By the way, right, although you do not plan to fulfill your previous dating obligations, it is just because you cannot have a real relationship, which does not mean that you cannot complete the prescribed actions, right?"

Wang Jiu said: "Yes, but what is the meaning of action without emotions?"

"It can stimulate Zhao Chenlu. She is now in a twisted estrus period, and her mind is not so clear. She will also react to actions that have no practical meaning. After all, she is a bull who will jump to the red cloak when she sees a bull."

Wang Jiu continued to nod: "You are right, then what do you want me to do?"
Chapter completed!