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Chapter 111 Virgin

The old man's life is actually not good.

Born in an ordinary family, he has extraordinary talents. When he first emerged, he was discovered and cultivated by the elders of the Holy Sect. Then, with his talent and unremitting efforts, he became the best among his peers and was also regarded as a candidate for the leader of the Holy Sect. Later, after several tests without any danger, he successfully took over the position of the leader and became the veritable number one person in the world.

Looking back now, the whole process is so boring, there are neither thrilling adventure stories of youth, nor mortal enemies, nor even sweet and sour love stories. For decades of life, I spent most of my life practicing and studying, and occasionally going out to experience it, and I watched coldly with an observer who was beyond the world.

Such a life is so mediocre!

However, it is precisely because of his monotonous and mediocre life that he can successfully become the number one person in the world.

The old man still remembers a sentence his former sect leader once said.

To be the number one person in the world, your life cannot be too colorful.

Because a colorful life will strengthen a person's sensibility and add unnecessary concern to people. These will greatly hinder him from performing his duties as the sect leader.

Therefore, when he was cultivating him, the Holy Sect deliberately created a mediocre and boring life for him, so that he could take office and perform his duties alone.

The old man was a little disagreeing with the words of the former sect leader, but he also knew that it was indeed the heartfelt words of the former sect leader. The other party had only come to such a conclusion after experiencing countless heart-wrenching sufferings.

Being the number one person in the world means becoming the target of public criticism. Unless you are alone and have no worries, you will always have to face a situation where hidden arrows are difficult to prevent. The former sect leader's love in his youth died tragically, but he was unable to take revenge with his own hands due to various restrictions!

This pain accompanied the former sect leader throughout his life, and also made him age rapidly in his battle year, and passed on the position of sect leader many years in advance. After understanding this tragedy, the old man could feel relieved of the former sect leader's cultivation policy.

It is indeed thanks to his ability to be alone and serve as the sect leader for decades, that he was able to focus on the sect leader’s duties and not be hindered by earthly affairs. As the sect leader, he dare not say that his achievements are better than his predecessors, but at least for the decades of his performance, he has been safe all the way.

However, the old man still has regrets. Compared to this comfortable life, he still hopes to be more exciting, just like a rich child who is tired of eating big fish and meat, and occasionally he will be jealous of the poor family's simple food.

Of course, as the number one person in the world and the leader of the Holy Sect, he does not have the qualifications to be willful. No matter how envious he is in his heart, he cannot take action. Even after he retires, he must always ask himself to be a "former sect leader" and be a peaceful and peaceful retired old man.

If there is anything else to be willful in this long life, I am afraid that death will be the only way to be willful.

When you are alive, you are the best person in the world and are not free at all times. Then when you die, you can always struggle like an ordinary person to leave your own mark?

The death planned by the old man for himself is placed on the demon's mother nest.

He was unwilling to die in silence like countless generations of predecessors, so when he announced at the gathering in Wanxiangyuan that he was determined to die, he felt a little happy.

In a century of life, I can finally be willful once.

At some point, the old man found that his consciousness was not only not depressed, but became more and more awake.

Countless chaotic thoughts began to form clear trajectories, allowing him to infer his own situation.

"I... am not dead yet?"

“That depends on how you define life and death.”

Xiaobai's voice sounded in his mind.

"But first of all, I have to congratulate you for going through the most difficult time." Xiaobai said, "Your consciousness has not been assimilated by the maternal nest, and still maintains a relatively independent personality... However, you have been losing consciousness for a long time, and I can't judge your current pollution level, so I will conduct a simple test on you later."

The old man had just recovered from his consciousness and felt a little confused at this time.

Pollution degree? Test?

No one has mentioned these things before... But it makes sense to think about them carefully. As a suppressor within the demon's mother nest, he must first prove that his position has not changed. Otherwise, once his thinking is also polluted by the demon, his sacrifice will be meaningless.

Ha, the question of position is really the eternal focus.

Thinking of the test that Xiaobai had experienced not long ago, the sect leader couldn't help but cheer up and concentrate on waiting for the test questions.

"Don't worry, it won't make things difficult for others." Xiaobai seemed to see through the sect leader's thoughts and smiled, "After all, you are not the reincarnation of the Demon Emperor."

There was obviously a little resentment in this sentence. After hearing this, the sect leader didn't know whether he should express his words to comfort him.

"Okay, please listen to the question below!"

The sect leader was surprised and never expected the test to come so quickly, so he quickly cheered up: "Please say."

"The first question is, suppose you have encountered a vicious kidnapping case, and the criminal kidnapped two hostages, one is a beautiful girl with a charming figure, and the other is a middle-aged fat man with a foul smell of an otaku. The two are far apart, so you can only have time to save one of them. Without considering any other factors, which one do you want to save?"

The sect leader wanted to vomit blood after hearing this question. What kind of hell is this test question? It must have been thought of by Zhao Chenlu, that bad guy with pus flowing?!

"Please don't think about issues that are not related to the test questions."

The sect leader had to calm down and think seriously, but no matter how he thought about it, the question was still ridiculous.

“I think…”

"Please tell your true thoughts frankly, and don't use unnecessary reason to cover up your true nature." Xiaobai said seriously, "If you lie, I will know."

The sect leader felt that the matter was becoming more and more absurd: "What is there to lie about this ridiculous question? Since you said you didn't consider any other conditions, what is the essential difference between these two hostages besides their gender and appearance? Which one is the same to save?

"Can this be the same?! You... you are actually saying the truth!" Xiaobai was surprised and said inexplicably, "It's really admirable."

The sect leader was puzzled: "What's there to admire about this!"

Xiaobai explained: "Zhao Chenlu said this when designing this question. Any normal man will undoubtedly choose a hero to save the beauty, while some perverted sexual fetishists will choose to save the fat man. Only those who do not have sexual consciousness will not be able to make a judgment between the two. There are generally two situations when there is a lack of sexual consciousness. One is that they are too young and are fundamentally aware of the difference in gender, and the other is that they are born with a virgin, such as the sect leader, you..."

"Fart! Who is born virgin??"

Xiaobai immediately said, "Please listen to the second question below!"

"Wait, you just skipped the previous question like this!"

Xiaobai completely ignored the protests of the sect leader and continued to ask: "Suppose you send her home after you date your girlfriend and she invites you to go upstairs for tea. What should you prepare at this time? First, refreshments, second, tea sets, and third, high-quality tea worthy of both parties' identities and qualities."

"This question is even more inexplicable. I don't...and your question is clearly misleading, right?"

"Yes, it's indeed misleading, so what's your answer?" Xiaobai admitted the existence of the trap without hesitation, but did not think that the sect leader could avoid the trap.

The sect leader pondered for a moment and said, "Let's choose tea. Since you emphasized the so-called identity and character, then the refreshment and tea sets should not require me to prepare extra..."

"Very good, nothing unexpected."

"Wait, what does nothing happen? What's wrong with my answer?!"

Xiaobai said: "I just relay Zhao Chenlu's answer: Anyone who has a normal love experience will choose to prepare sex toys. Only born virgins will be confused about tea sets and refreshments..."

"Why do you have to repeatedly tangle about virginity??"

"Because the virgin's outlook on life is very special and very conspicuous. And Zhao Chenlu said that the biggest feature of you is this. If you don't lose this feature, it can mean that you have not been polluted by the demons."

"What is this method of identifying ghosts when seeing them?!"

"Please listen to the third question below!"

"You're going to come again!"

Xiaobai smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's the last question. If there is no accident... OK, please carefully observe these two figure paintings and choose the one you think is better."

The sect leader sneered: "No matter how I choose, your final focus is to be born with a virgin, right?"

Xiaobai did not reply, but silently displayed two paintings in the mind of the sect leader.

Although the sect leader had not yet been connected to his physical body at this time, he clearly "sees" these two paintings.

One of them is a girl who is not close to her. Even from the perspective of the sect leader, she can see her beauty.

The other one is an inexplicable scarlet meat ball. It can barely be seen that it seems to have a human shape, but it makes sense to say that it is another animal monster... So let alone what looks better, it is impossible to compare it with the first picture.

"What do you mean? It would be too much to humiliate me. Even if I do not have any love or child in my life, at least I still have basic aesthetic abilities!"

"So, which side of the painting do you think looks better?"

"Of course it's the first one, the one on my left." The sect leader answered angrily, not worried at all that the other party might design any traps in this question.

However, this time, Xiaobai did not laugh at him like before, but announced the answer after being silent for a long time.
Chapter completed!
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