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Chapter 5 Learn Posture With Me

"Sorry, I shouldn't doubt your strength." (It's obviously just a white-board dull sword...)

"hehe."

"Sorry, I shouldn't have wanted to use you to draw a lottery ticket." (I will definitely find a chance to lie to him to help me draw)

"Hmph."

"Sorry, I shouldn't want to sell you to Qingyun's richest man Qian Boss." (I guess I can't sell you like this)

"oh."

"Sorry, I shouldn't have thought of buying a top-quality blade to replace it after I get rich." (Even if I get rich, I still have to save money.)

"Um."

"I promise I will never think about this again." (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm hungry.)

"Oh?" Jian Ling looked contemptuous tone of talking to the idiot, "Have you forgotten the basic function of the master-slave contract again?"

“…” (…)

At this moment, the girl's thoughts were exactly the same as her reaction, and she was as stupid as a chubby person.

Then there was a tsunami and mountain torrent apology: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it, but I really can't control myself! Especially when I think that there are only vegetables and carrots at night, I feel like I'm possessed by my inner demon. Those are not my true thoughts, you must not take them seriously!"

Wang Jiu sneered: "I remember you praised the vegetables and carrots yesterday."

"Then, that's just a moment of confusion..." The girl became more and more embarrassed and later she simply gave up on herself. "Do you really think I like carrots so much? Do I don't like eating meat?? I also like it! Fresh and juicy lamb, plump and sweet pork belly... But I don't have money! Apart from the cost of cultivation, I even have to buy special treatments for cabbage and radish! Food is too luxurious for me!"

These words were really from the heart. Seeing that the girl seemed to collapse, Jian Ling forgot the previous unhappiness and asked curiously: "Are you not the daughter of Li Fengyun, the head of the family? Why are you so poor? The Li family is in a bad situation now?"

Li Qingming explained helplessly: "The Li family is of course very good. Xiangzhou has a sect, three courtyards and seven major families. The Li family is one of the seven major families. Although it has declined slightly over the past century, it is also a big family that dominated Qingyun City. My situation is quite special. My relationship with Li Fengyun and Lu Xin is not good. I can only speak with strength if I want to do anything. But I... I couldn't even get the family assessment in the past two years. The food, clothing and pocket money have been reduced again and again, so I can only have vegetables and carrots."

"Well, although I don't know much about human relationships and worldly styles, generally speaking, monks who come from wealthy families and inherit top blood will not fall into such a tragic way... Are you sure you are not mentally retarded?"

"You are mentally retarded! In short, half a month later, it will be another regular test for the outer sect. If I cannot practice the thirty-six-way Chasing Sword, I will not pass the last test for the outer sect. If I am expelled from the outer sect, I may not even have enough money to eat."

"What, the money for meals is not enough?" Wang Jiu was silent for a long time and said, "By the way, what is the situation of the richest man in Qingyun you mentioned before? Let me introduce it to me?"

"...You don't want to abandon me."

"After all, in your opinion, I am just a terrible white-board dull sword. At most, I am more lucky and can make a fortune..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really wrong. I shouldn't have missed you so much. Senior Jianling, please forgive me!"

——

It took Li Qingming a lot of time to finally let Jian Ling forgive her for being rude.

"Senior, that, the immovable body mentioned before..."

"That's very simple. You can use a sharp blade to bleed a liter every day. You will hit the limbs and torso with an iron hammer, break the muscles and fracture it, and stimulate the bloodline with a major injury. You will be able to get started in about a month."

Li Qingming was sweating all over his face: "Yes, are there any more gentleness? I will participate in the monthly assessment at the end of the month. If I am scared, I'm afraid..."

"You have to be gentle? But your ancestor Chen Kaishan was so tempering himself back then. When he couldn't think of it, he would even ask me to help him cut him a sword. If Yueming wasn't there, he would probably have to deal with the soldiers on the spot..." Wang Jiu recalled Chen Kaishan's tragic appearance of congested and cramped brains in the past, and added, "Speaking of this, before the decisive battle, he created a set of introductory practice routines for his descendants, which is quite suitable for you, a little girl who can't bear the hardship."

Li Qingming endured the little girl's comment and said, "I just want to learn that."

Wang Jiu said: "Let go of your mind and I will practice it for you."

"ah?"

Before Li Qingming could react, Wang Jiu projected the sword spirit into Li Qingming's mind along the channel of the master-slave contract.

As expected, Li Qingming had only her own body in her mind, and the rest was blank, but it was just right for him to practice the unmoving domineering body...

Just as he thought of this period, Wang Jiu suddenly found that Li Qingming in front of him was looking at him with his eyes straight, his cheeks flushed, his breathing was stagnant, and his heartbeat was pounding.

"What the hell are you doing?"

“…”

Li Qingming seemed not to hear it, so Wang Jiu stepped closer until he could see his figure in her eyes: his figure was slender and upright, handsome but heroic, his face was like a jade, his eyebrows were on his temples, his eyes were as bright as stars, his eyes were clear and deep, which made people fall into it...

The question is what looks good about this?!

It was not until this time that Li Qingming suddenly woke up, quickly took two steps back, and asked in a soft voice: "This, is this my ancestor?"

"No, this is me."

"Ah?!" Li Qingming was simply frightened, "This is you?! It makes no sense, you, how could you be so handsome?!"

Wang Jiu suddenly widened his eyes and said strangely: "It's not the first time we met, why are you fussing? Haven't you seen my flawless pure white sword body long ago and deeply intoxicated by it?"

"Not at all! And I mean you are like this..."

Wang Jiu said angrily: "You are indeed mentally retarded? Compared to the flawless pure white sword body, the human form is as ugly as a twisted kitchen knife! You, you are like putting braised pork and not eating it, but eating carrots!"

"Don't mention carrots! Well, I was wrong. Can you practice the domineering body for me??"

"...Okay, next you can practice according to this routine. Based on your foundation, you will get started in about three to five days."

After saying that, Wang Jiu recalled Chen Kaishan's movements, his waist and back were tightened like a arch, his right arm was raised, his left hand reached his foot, and then his waist was as a axis, and his body twisted out an exaggerated angle like a puppet, and then his left foot toe was tightly clamped like a hook, with his ankle as a axis, and his whole person suddenly leaned forward, swinging like a windmill, and his raised right hand was smashed down heavily...

Li Qingming only saw two or three movements and felt creepy: "This, is this really an action that humans can do?"

"Of course, it's very simple."

"Very, very simple? But when I was in the inner door of the Li family, even if I taught snake fist and Jiu Jitsu, I would probably have broken muscles and broken bones when doing this set of movements!"

Wang Jiu thought for a while: "So he is just a teacher, and you are the mount of the God Sword from the Avatar."

"Hello!"

Seeing that the girl became hesitant, Wang Jiu said, "Of course, if you are afraid of pain and don't dare, then forget it."

Li Qingming immediately stung his neck: "Who is afraid of the pain? Look, I'll do it now!"

After saying that, the little girl recalled the first routine that Wang Jiu had just concealed. She raised her right hand and stretched her left hand down, bent her waist and back like a bow, and then twisted her hips as the axis.

"Ahhhhhh!"

Li Qingming was severely injured.

——

At the same time, Li Li, Li Peng and Li Yuan, the three shrimp ball brothers, were helping each other back to the Li family compound while retching.

As elite servants in the Li family courtyard, such a tragic situation is rare. The three of them were ashamed to see others, so they quietly flipped through the back door to the small courtyard where the servant lived. When they entered the door, they saw Li Ping lying on the stone floor, panting like a dead dog.

Even if a master who enters the Fengqi Realm and who goes beyond the limits of the human body and enters the gate of immortal magic, carrying hundreds of kilograms of weight in one hour and running around Qingyun City for three weeks will definitely be exhausted.

Li Ping said without raising his head when he heard the footsteps of the three friends.

"You three are back, how are you doing?"

The trio looked at each other and didn't know how to answer.

"Didn't offend the lady? Of course, you should not be too soft, otherwise the lady will scold you. The lady is stubborn and you must be the servants and be evil people when necessary, but you must grasp the position of the matter well. One is Miss Qingming and the other is Wushuang, we must serve you. I just don't worry about you three, and you can't act according to the opportunity when you get there, and you say too much, and do things too much. It's a pity that... that person on my side is full of civil affairs and has no time to get out of here."

While chatting, Li Ping was already breathless, his face turned red and purple, and there were signs of suffocation. Li Li and Li Yuan hurried over to massage his back and calm his breath. After a while, he finally recovered.

Li Ping sat up moaning and half-squinted his eyes: "That, the lady should have invited her back, right? Now she is in the outer courtyard, right? Later, when I take a breath, I will take you three to apologize. Of course, your attitude should not be too soft, otherwise Madam..."

Before he finished speaking, he seemed to have signs of suffocation, and Li Peng couldn't help it and said silly: "Brother Ping, Miss didn't come."

"We are servants...what!? The lady didn't come!?" Li Ping jumped up in shock, "What's going on? I'm dying about you, are you fighting with the lady? What about that talisman, isn't it useless?"

Li Li looked helpless: "Brother Ping, there is something wrong with that talisman. The lady only settled for a moment and broke free. It's nothing wrong!"

"What!?" Li Ping's voice increased by octave, "Why would there be a problem with that talisman that was given to me by my wife? Moreover, even if there is no talisman, you three, can't you ask a little girl who has not even mastered the Wind Chasing Sword?"

Li Li was ashamed: "Brother Ping, let alone invite the lady back, we couldn't even hold on to a meeting, so she broke the external protection of the body, the blood and blood dissipated, and the five internal organs were spasmed."

Before he finished speaking, Li Yuan next to him couldn't hold on and stepped into the bushes and vomited endlessly.

Li Ping was stunned: "You three can't even hold on to a meeting? I think it's not just me who needs to run around! What have you practiced recently?!"

"Brother Ping, we can't blame us. The lady's sword technique is too strange. It seems to be crooked and slanted, and it is not a sword. Moreover, the sword is a blunt sword, and it has no blade. It hits us but instantly disperses the qi, blood and hard skills that protect our bodies. It's really evil."

At this time, Li Yuan had just finished vomiting, and while wiping his mouth, he said, "Brother Ping, based on my reasoning, the lady is probably practicing the legendary Dugu Nine Swords, which has a qi-breaking style..."
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