Chapter 0254 open heart
"Ah..." A miserable scream came from Xie Jingshun's mouth, and the hand he had just held with Miao Xu bounced away instantly, and then he jumped up from the chair, roaring angrily, "You bastard, what do you mean? I just want to shake your hand and show friendship. What are you doing with such great force? I have to crush my bones first, right? Is this right? Even if I am richer than you, even if I am handsome than you, even if you want to compete with me for Xinxuan, you challenge me openly. Maybe I am happy and agree to your challenge. Why do you have to use a slut? You are too despicable..."
Xie Jingshun screamed so miserable and so miserable, as if Miao Xu had really crushed his bones.
Bai Xiaochen was stunned, Lin Xinxuan was also stunned. Isn’t it just a shaking hand? Is it necessary to do this?
Miao Xu sneered. He wanted to crush the other party's hand bones, but with Bai Xiaochen and Lin Xinxuan, how could an honest and kind person do such a thing? But before he could do such a thing, this guy exclaimed. Isn't this obviously cheating him?
This guy is not only vulgar, but also shameless, but since the other party wants to play shameless, Miao Xu will naturally accompany him to the end.
"Challenge you? You are not so tired, right? I am a seven-foot man at least. How could I challenge someone who is sick and blind?" Miao Xu sneered.
"I'm sick and blind?" Xie Jingshun was stunned, while Bai Xiaochen and Lin Xinxuan were also stunned.
"Of course, you see that your eyes are unconscious, your eyes are sunken, and your forehead is blue. Aren't these all manifestations of getting blind in the disease!" Miao Xu said for granted.
"I can't do it. I just went to the hospital for examination yesterday. There was nothing wrong with it. How could I get sick and blind? You are exaggerating." Xie Jingshun sneered.
"Strange words? Don't you think your palms are itchy now? Don't you think your heart will hurt?" Miao Xu also sneered.
Then Xie Jingshun's face changed, just because he did feel a slight itch in his palms, and his heart also felt a slight pain. The pain became more and more serious, just like someone was holding a knife and constantly shaving layer by layer on the surface of his heart.
"What disease am I?" Xie Jingshun believed Miao Xu's words a little. As a rich nouveau riche, what he feared the most was death. Now his physical symptoms are exactly the same as Miao Xu said. Even if he doesn't want to believe it, he has to believe it.
"According to problems!"
"According to the problem?" Xie Jingshun was stunned.
"Yes, if you hadn't had a brain problem, would you slander me for no reason? Didn't you say that your hands hurt? Why doesn't it hurt now?" Miao Xu sneered.
Xie Jingshun's face changed again.
"Oh, it hurts so much, it hurts so much now..." Xie Jingshun knew that he had been trapped, so he shook his arm again, and a painful expression appeared on his face.
"Brother, please pretend to be a little bit like it. Is it the left hand when you shake hands with me?" Miao Xu looked at Xie Jingshun with disdain. This guy's shameless tricks are a little too inferior, right?
Lin Xinxuan and Bai Xiaochen turned their heads at the same time and saw Xie Jingshun holding his left hand and screaming constantly. They also understood that this guy was really pretending.
Seeing the eyes of the two women, Xie Jingshun put away his shaking arms and showed an awkward smile: "Haha, joke, joke, just a joke with this brother, it's really a joke!" Difficult
Seeing Xie Jingshun's face unchanged, he resolved this scene that should have been very embarrassing, Miao Xu became more convinced of the guy's shamelessness, turned his head and said to Lin Xinxuan: "Xinxuan, now you should see clearly the true appearance of this guy. This is simply a despicable, shameless, vulgar and nouveau riche. He is not worthy of you at all!"
"Hey, hey, what were you saying? The young master is indeed a nouveau riche, but the young master is kind-hearted and pure in his mind. How could you say so unbearable?" Xie Jingshun was furious.
"Then can you give her happiness?" Miao Xu pointed at Lin Xinxuan and said lightly.
"Of course, no good person like me can give her happiness, who can give her happiness!" Xie Jingshun looked for granted.
"Can a person who can never get erection give her happiness?" Miao Xu sneered.
"What do you mean?" Although I didn't crush your bones, I put a sterilization Gu on you. Do you understand Gu?" Miao Xu continued to sneer.
"Sterilized Gu? What do you... what do you mean?" Xie Jingshun's face changed completely. He didn't understand Gu, but he had heard of those evil and terrifying Gu techniques.
"That means you will never think about having a baby in your life. In other words, you will never be able to get an erection in the future, just like the eunuchs in the palace in the Dragon Empire era..."
"You scared me?" Xie Jingshun looked disbelief, but a trace of fear flashed in his eyes. That was something more terrible than death.
"If you don't believe it, you can go to the bathroom to have a look..." Miao Xu was very confident.
Xie Jingshun was completely panicked, and quickly ran to the bathroom next door, and then ran out quickly. His face was full of panic. He ran to Miao Xu and grabbed Miao Xu's hands and said, "Brother, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I am not Lin Xinxuan's boyfriend, I am her boss, she asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend, and it will stimulate you. The person she likes is you. Can you help me remove this kind of poison quickly?" Xie Jingshun was so sad and despaired.
He was really scared? He went to the bathroom just now, no matter how he played with that thing, it couldn't be hard, it was soft, just like the little green cuckoo. He was still so young now and had great time to pass by. If he really had no such thing, how could he live in the future?
When he thought of the beautiful girls around him who had lost the opportunity to be favored from now on, he felt painless and tears. If he had known this guy was so cruel, how could he agree to Lin Xinxuan's request and really pretend to be her boyfriend.
Miao Xu looked at Lin Xinxuan in surprise, pretending to be "like me?"
Feeling the gaze that Miao Xu was shooting, Lin Xinxuan's eyes dodged a little, and she actually lowered her head shyly. Bai Xiaochen rolled her eyes angrily: "I said that in terms of shamelessness, Miao Xu is invincible in the world. Although President Xie is also shameless, compared with Miao Xu, it is too late to catch up!"
Miao Xu was a little depressed. Is this a compliment or a belittlement? What does shamelessness mean to be invincible in the world? Is he such a person? But he also confirmed one thing: this guy is really not Lin Xinxuan's boyfriend, and what they did is to stimulate themselves?
Damn, Lin Xinxuan really likes herself.
Seeing Lin Xinxuan's dodging gaze, Miao Xu felt mixed emotions, and he didn't know how to answer well.
"Brother, I really just want to do Xinxuan a favor. She works in my company and is now the CEO of my company. As a kind-hearted boss, I can't see my subordinates all day long. She really likes you..." Seeing that Miao Xu had no intention of helping him to remove the gu, Xie Jingshun begged again. His expression was very flattering, and he didn't look like a boss of a big company.
"Mr. Xie, don't talk nonsense. He won't do anything to you. Miao Xu, this is just a joke. Please help Mr. Xie to relieve the gu!" After hearing Xie Jingshun say this again, Lin Xinxuan's ears turned red, and she felt embarrassed to defend herself.
Just kidding? Damn, is there such a joke? Even if Miao Xu’s emotional intelligence is not that high, I don’t believe there will be such a joke. Lin Xinxuan really fell in love with her? But why didn’t she feel happy, but was a little nervous?
"I just gave you a paralysis Gu just now, which lasted for a while, and now I have died naturally, so you don't have to worry!" But whether it's a joke or a sense of fear, it has nothing to do with the guy in front of me, so Miao Xu naturally doesn't have to scare him anymore.
"Really?" Xie Jingshun was happy.
"Of course, you can go to the bathroom again..."
Xie Jingshun jumped up and ran towards the bathroom at full speed. This time, he ran out after using a faster speed than before.
"Haha, it's true, it's true, Brother Miao, you are so awesome, you have such a way. Brother, I was almost scared to death by you just now..." Xie Jingshun ran out with a smile, patted Miao Xu's shoulder, and laughed heroically.
However, Miao Xu's eyes had already fallen on Lin Xinxuan. Lin Xinxuan's heart seemed to be jumping around and there was no way to look at Miao Xu's eyes. Even Bai Xiaochen's beautiful eyes were sweeping around Lin Xinxuan and Miao Xu, and he was a little happy for his friends to break the paper. However, in the joy, there was an inexplicable feeling of loss and sadness.
In short, the atmosphere at the scene was very silent.
"Hahaha, serve the food and eat, I'll treat this meal!" Seeing the atmosphere at the scene a little silent, Xie Jingshun laughed in an attempt to alleviate the embarrassment on the scene.
Miao Xu and others then withdrew their gazes and started to eat, but no matter how Xie Jingshun incited him, the atmosphere on the scene was always not active.
Everyone finished a meal like chewing wax. Bai Xiaochen and Xie Jingshun looked at each other and decided to give the two a separate space to have a good talk. Although they would not be honest here, they should at least open their hearts. The two of them quickly left, leaving only Miao Xu and Lin Xinxuan alone in the private room.
Looking at Lin Xinxuan's beautiful face and her rising and falling chest, Miao Xu's heartbeat was getting faster and faster. He had never experienced such a thing before, and he actually had the urge to escape...
Chapter completed!