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Ninety-seven, the shameless three idiots

Ninety-seven, the shameless three fools

Zhou Xuan handed over "Zhao Zilong in Changshan" to Lord Li for care. He went to fetch water in the direction pointed by Sanchi, and Lin Hanyun naturally had to follow him.

When I walked to the cliff on the left, I saw a mountain stream at the bottom of the cliff, with broken beads splashing jade, which was clear and cute. The two of them looked for a way to go down to the bottom of the cliff. Zhou Xuan went down first in many places, and then Lin Hanyun jumped down on Zhou Xuan's straight arm.

The rising sun rises, the mountain stream circulates among the rocks, and the splashing water turns into rainbows. The green cliffs on both sides of the mountain stream, the green trees slanted from the branches, the unknown wild flowers and dewdrops in autumn are filled with fresh air.

Zhou Xuan held Lin Hanyun's hand and the two walked down the mountain stream for more than a hundred meters. They saw that the originally cramped cliff suddenly cracked, and the winding mountain stream gathered into a small pool here.

Zhou Xuan went down to the edge of the pond and drank a few big cups of water. It was so cool and refreshing. The throat that always wanted to cough was much more refreshing and comfortable. He raised his head and shouted a few times, making it feel refreshed.

After drinking water, Lin Hanyun washed her face with water and lifted her trousers to see her left knee that she had fallen last night, which was a piece of blue and purple, and she was also broken. Seeing Zhou Xuan’s eyes swept across her injured knee, she didn’t say a word of comfort and shouted angrily: “Zhou Xuan!”

"What are you doing?" Zhou Xuan asked with his narrow eyes.

"Do you know that my knee hurts?"

"I'm not a doctor, so what if I know? Besides, isn't it just a little purple? How can it hurt?"

"You--", Lin Hanyun did not get the warmth, but got the white robbed, and became even more angry. She stepped on the smooth rock and wanted to come over to pinch Zhou Xuan. Her feet slipped. If Zhou Xuan hadn't grabbed her with a quick eye and hand, she would have fallen into the pool.

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "This is to harm others but not yourself! Hey, stop making trouble. Stay aside for me. I want to take a shower in the pond, and my body is smelly?"

Zhou Xuan was a little obsessed with cleanliness and had to take a bath every day. Yesterday, he was sweating all over and couldn't take a bath. At this time, he had the idea of ​​engaging in such a clear pond water.

After hearing what Zhou Xuan said, Lin Hanyun felt itchy on her body. Look at her body, some of the servants' clothes were broken, some were stained with moss, and they were dirty. The girl said unrestrainedly: "I want to wash too."

Zhou Xuan was startled and reminded her: "Hey, you didn't forget that you were a woman."

Lin Hanyun blushed with a rare look, but said, "I want to take care of you, I want to wash it."

Zhou Xuan's heart was a little thumping, suppressing his evil thoughts, and said seriously: "I'm not scaring you. You'll sink to the bottom of the pond as soon as you get water. There's a water snake at the bottom of the pond. If it wraps around your ankles, I can't save you." As he said that, he took off his leather shoes, unbuttoned his summer shirt and robe, and stripped them naked.

Lin Hanyun screamed in a "ah" scream. Unexpectedly, Zhou Xuan was so shameless. He took off his eyes as soon as he said that, but he quickly covered his eyes, but did not cover them tightly. Seeing that Zhou Xuan was not naked, he had a pair of trousers that were too small to be smaller, sky blue, tightly tied to the sturdy pp, which was so ugly.

Zhou Xuan tried the water in the pond. The water was very cold and he didn't dare to jump down rashly. He moved it first, then poured the water all over his body to adapt to the water temperature.

Lin Hanyun sat on the round rock by the pond with her knees, looking at Zhou Xuan swimming around the pond with envy, thinking: "It would be great if I was a man, then I could be as free as Zhou Xuan, and do whatever I want. Oh, it's so boring to be a woman. When she was a child, her parents would take care of her, and she would be controlled by her husband in the future. I really can't stand it. I hate the gift of the hairpin!"

Zhou Xuan traveled for a few minutes and felt that the water was so cold. He quickly scrubbed for a few seconds, then climbed ashore, and his teeth fought and said, "The water is so cold and I can't bear it."

"It's better to freeze to death!" Lin Hanyun turned his face away.

While Zhou Xuan reminded Lin Hanyun not to look back, he quickly took off Xiaonei, picked up the dirty robe and sniffed it. It smelled sour in sweat, but there was no other clothes to wear. There was no choice but to put it on again.

Lin Hanyun took off her shoes and socks and went to the pond to wash her feet. When the snow-white slender feet were stretched into the water, they retracted and said, "Wow, the water is really cold. If you don't feel it, you feel cold when you stretch your feet. Zhou Xuan, you are in trouble. You are already coughing and jumping to take a bath with such cold water. You must be sick."

Zhou Xuan felt something was wrong, his hands and feet were chilling, so he quickly practiced a set of Five Ancestors' Fist, and then he felt a little warm and said, "It's okay, I'm strong, let's go, the hour of Mao is coming soon."

Lin Hanyun asked while walking: "What kind of insect do you think Sanchi got? What if he caught the green-backed insect?"

Zhou Xuan said: "I don't believe that Sanchi has such good luck."

Lin Hanyun said: "What if he has it?"

Zhou Xuan laughed "hehe" and did not answer.

Seeing him smirked, Lin Hanyun shouted, "I know you must have some tricks to deal with. By the way, where did you hide that stick last night?"

Seeing that Lin Hanyun was still obsessed with the stick, Zhou Xuan quickly said, "Don't yell, it's not good to let Sanchi hear it. Let me tell you the trick." He took out the silk fish bag on his waist and found a small pill, "Did you see, what is this?"

Lin Hanyun's eyes were wide open, almost taking up half of his face: "How could you bring this kind of small honey pill?"

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "This is luck. I couldn't bring it, but I just took it. People are lucky. There is really no way. How can I bear it for three fools?"

The two returned to the grass house and saw Lord Li waiting for "Zhao Zilong, Changshan" as if he was protecting his life.

Zhou Xuan asked deliberately: "Mr. Li, has that Sanniang come to investigate the reality of our insect?"

Lord Li said: "That's not."

Sanchi hummed heavily in the grass house on the left.

Zhou Xuan mixed Xiaomi Pills with water and fed them to "Zhao Zilong Changshan". Lin Hanyun clasped her fists and said vigorously, "Eat more, eat more."

After a while, a red sun appeared on the top of the mountain in the east. At about the beginning of the Mao and Chen, Sanchi moved a bucket from the grass house, which was quite exquisite and better than the bucket of "Super Qiu Zhantang".

Sanchi silently released the insect he caught last night. Lin Hanyun exclaimed, it was a blue-backed insect!

Lin Hanyun looked at Zhou Xuan and thought to himself: "I'm so lucky. Fortunately, Zhou Xuan brought Xiaomi Pills, otherwise he would have lost."

Zhou Xuan had a strong ability to distinguish insects. He saw at a glance that the green-backed worm looked familiar and quickly filtered it in his mind. There were only a few green-backed worms he had seen in the Southern Tang Dynasty. In addition to the "famous general Zhang He" brought from the Protectorate Mansion, there were three green-backed worms of the thin scholar - "Tiger Idiot Xu Chu", "Hedong Xu Huang" and "Yiyang Wei Yan".

Zhou Xuan carefully identified the blue-backed worm released by Sanchi had a pair of crimson-red big tongs, which was exactly the same as the thin scholar "Yiyang Wei Yan".

"It is impossible to have two identical green-backed insects, absolutely not possible! This is the 'Yiyang Wei Yan' of the thin scholar - I understand that the thin scholar belongs to the three cynical groups. No wonder I said last time that I won, I wanted another thing in addition to my insect shop. I thought it was a harmonica. Now I realize that the thin scholar wanted to win back the sword on behalf of the three cynical!"

Zhou Xuan was very annoyed. He didn't expect that Sanchi was so despicable. He hid "Yiyang Wei Yan" in the grass and pretended that he had just caught it. It was too despicable. It was at least ten thousand times more despicable than feeding excitement pills to insects. It was shameless and shameless!

Sanchi saw Zhou Xuan watching Chong look up for a long time, thinking he was shocked and asked, "Do you still have to fight? If you admit defeat, we will start the second bet."

Zhou Xuan raised his head and looked at Sanchi contemptuously, and said in a disdainful tone: "Why don't you fight? Do you think I lost? Do you think you can win me if you arrange a green-backed worm there in a despicable way?"

The three ills have made people afraid, hated, cursed... but have never been despised by others. They were simply inexplicably asked coldly: "Do you suspect that this worm was placed there in advance?"

Zhou Xuan stared into his eyes without fear and said coldly: "You know it in your heart."

Sanchi had no shame, perhaps because of his thick-skinnedness, and said lightly: "You can choose not to gamble."

Zhou Xuan said: "Gambling, why not bet? I must defeat you. Any conspiracy and tricks are useless in front of a real strong man!"

"Zhao Zilong, Changshan" went down into the dou basin and shouted "Dududu" three times in a row, which was even more powerful than "Yiyang Wei Yan".

Sanchi handed Zhou Xuan a starch, and he also had one in his hand and began to tease the insects.

Zhou Xuan observed his trick of teasing insects, and it was indeed very similar to that of the thin scholar. He was definitely from the same school. He just didn't know if the thin scholar was a four-minded or a five-minded person? No matter how stupid he was, I would win.

Zhou Xuan also put his grass to tease the insect teeth. "Zhao Zilong of Changshan" excitedly waved his big white teeth and rushed towards "Yiyang Wei Yan". The two insects bit each other in a loud voice.

Sanchi frowned slightly. Zhou Xuan's yellow-backed worm was not only not afraid when he saw the blue-backed worm, but instead took the initiative, which really surprised him.

Lord Li opened his eyes wide and watched nervously as the two insects in the basin fought fiercely.

Zhou Xuan's throat was itchy again, so he quickly walked away a few steps to cough. When he walked back to see, the "Changshan Zhao Zilong"'s big toothed forceps had already pressed "Yiyang Wei Yan" tightly on the bottom of the pelvis, gaining the upper hand.
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