Seventeen, the fatter the better

Gan Simou was waiting for Li Kun to come back in the tent of King Jing Li Kun. Suddenly, he heard the horse farm shouting: "Long live my emperor! Long live my emperor!" He walked out of the tent and saw that Emperor Li Yu was jogging around the field with a fire-red horse. A team of Yulin Guards dressed in colorful horses followed behind, but a man riding a big white horse was riding along with Li Yu. He seemed to be a woman, wearing a cutting-edge hat, a light blue trouser tights, and a light blue tights breeches. This outfit was unprecedented, neat and handsome, and heroic-

Just then Li Kun came over, and Gan Simou asked, "Prince, who is the white horse next to His Majesty? He actually ran to His Majesty?"

Li Kun narrowed his eyes and stared at the beautiful figure with his back straightened back on the white horse, and said, "Who else can there be besides the Queen!"

Li Kun hasn't seen him as his uncle for three months, and his deformed desire for love in his heart is getting more and more intense. After more than 20 years, he feels that not only does not age, but is becoming more and more beautiful, which makes his soul and dreams turn upside down. People in China say that Princess Le is beautiful, but in his heart, the uncle is unique. He has been secretly in love with this uncle since he was sensible.

Gan Simou said: "The Empress really likes strange clothes, and riding a horse is very suitable."

The dress of the little Zhou Hou today is said to be out of Zhou Xuan's design, which made Li Kun feel very uncomfortable, jealous and hated, and whispered: "I won't talk about this anymore. I just chatted with the princess for a while. The princess was indeed extremely dissatisfied with the princess of the Southern Han, but it seemed that Zhou Xuan promised her something, and she reluctantly agreed to go to Nanhan."

Gan Simou said: "Zhou Xuan is the most sweet talk. Last time, Young Master Lianchang was fooled. He believed that he had been secretly ordered to go to Qingyuan. Yesterday, news came from Jianzhou that Chen Kai led 30,000 troops across Xianxialing at the end of last month and started a war with Qingyuan's army."

Li Kun said: "Maybe it was based on Zhou Xuan's so-called strategic planning. Hehe, the Qingyuan Army has been practicing for many years and is strong and strong. Even if Chen Kai can use troops, then the 20,000 new troops have only been practicing for five months. Can they defeat the Qingyuan Army?"

Gan Simou said: "If Chen Kai suffers a defeat, the prince will incite the ministers in the court to jointly impeach Chen Kai, and find out Zhou Xuan, the mastermind of the use of troops this time, and even the Eastern Palace, the whole country celebrates together. Chen Kai abused his power to use troops against Qingyuan. This is a taboo. Prince, this is a good opportunity."

Li Kun said: "What if Chen Kai wins?"

Gan Simou said: "The terrain in central Fujian is mostly a place that is easy to defend and difficult to attack. It is not difficult to win once. It is extremely difficult to win a big victory. This battle will be long-lasting. The inner palace is already empty. How many days can it be supported by the 100,000 taels of silver donated by those two merchants? It is a crime of laboring the army and putting the country in danger. Chen Kai and Zhou Xuan cannot escape."

Li Kun nodded and said, "Mr. Gan analyzed that Zhou Xuan was very favored by the emperor. It is easy to ask Chen Kai for his crimes, but it is difficult to ask Zhou Xuan for his crimes. After all, Zhou Xuan did not participate in the war. I thought that if Zhou Xuan was to kill Zhou Xuan, I must start with the last time I sent a marriage to the Nanhan."

Gan Simou nodded and asked, "What did the prince just say that Zhou Xuan promised the princess?"

Li Kun said: "According to the palace, the princess was unwilling to marry to the Southern Han Dynasty. She had gone on a hunger strike and made a clear mind, but Zhou Xuan persuaded her to change her mind. Could it be that Zhou Xuan promised the princess to help her find a way to avoid going to the Southern Han Dynasty? Could it be that she wanted to kill the princess of the Southern Han Dynasty on the way to the Southern Han Dynasty and bring the princess back to Jinling and be the princess as her son-in-law?"

Gan Simou said in surprise: "Is Zhou Xuan so brave?"

Li Kun smiled sinisterly: "It's hard to say that this person is so brave. He painted a portrait of the princess in the palace, and the queen actually indulged her. If the country is not a country, there will be a monster. Zhou Xuan is the monster of my Tang Kingdom!"

Gan Simou frowned and said, "Zhou Xuan has a very strong martial arts under him, but if he really wants to deal with the Prince of Southern Han, wouldn't he resist the order? It will definitely lead to the Southern Han's efforts to attack our Tang State, which will be extremely evil."

Li Kun said: "Maybe he will blame others, making people think that the death of the Prince of Southern Han has nothing to do with him, such as blaming Wu Yue and the rebel Zhang Sheng of the Southern Han Dynasty. Humph, he must not succeed. He must use the Prince of Southern Han to get rid of Zhou Xuan. This person is a thorn in my side, and he will not be able to sleep or eat if he doesn't get rid of it for a day."

Gan Simou said: "I will make arrangements now, but I can arrange the prince among the attendants who went to the Southern Han Dynasty with the princess. Moreover, Jingxu's palace has the prince's eyes and ears, so this person must follow the princess south. Zhou Xuan and the princess can't hide the prince's every move."

Li Kun nodded reservedly and thought to himself: "In the past, every time he designed to deal with Zhou Xuan, he was futile, but Zhou Xuan became a blessing in disguise, and the more he got better and better. This time, you must not miss it again. Boy Zhou Xuan, your good luck should be used up!"

Zhou Xuan accompanied the Southern Han Crown Prince Liu Shousu, and finally convinced the Prince Xuezhu that Princess Qingle could not be allowed to see it, and she could only watch it when she returned to Prince Xing’s Mansion.

Liu Shousu said: "The Zhou Marriage Envoy must have seen your princess cousin. Since I cannot see you for the time being, then you can ask about the princess's appearance, right?"

Zhou Xuan nodded and said, "Prince Liu, please ask." He thought to himself, "If I say the princess is ugly, you are not so enthusiastic. My buddy acts as the painter Mao Yanshou--the origin of the painting was not done. Mao Yanshou was killed in vain at that time, and Mao Yanshou was a good person."

Liu Shousu asked: "What is the princess' body shape? Is it a slender or beautiful person?"

Zhou Xuan didn't understand it. He understood the word "slim" written on paper. It's so slim, describing a beautiful woman who is not fat or thin, but who would use this word in spoken language? The Prince of Snow Pig likes to pretend to be knowledgeable. Seeing Zhou Xuan stunned, he smiled proudly, "Just ask if the princess is fat or thin?"

Zhou Xuan raised a middle finger to Liu Shousu and replied: "Your Highness the Princess is relatively plump, but he is currently working hard to lose weight-"

"Ah!" Prince Xuezhu exclaimed: "No, absolutely not!"

"What's absolutely impossible?" Zhou Xuan said Princess Qingle as a fat girl but didn't want Liu Shousu to think about it day and night.

Prince Xuezhu said: "Zhou Marriage Envoy, you must tell the princess on behalf of me that you must not lose weight. The fatter the better, the more beautiful the more you are. I like it the most."

Zhou Xuan was stunned, thought for a while, and said, "But Your Highness has successfully lost weight. Now he is very slim. The King of Chu has a thin waist and can dance on his palms."

Prince Xuezhu paused and lamented, and was extremely upset. After a while, he said, "It's okay, the princess was once obese, so it would be easy to get fatter. When he set off for the Southern Han Dynasty, he would let the princess eat the same food as the palace. I am afraid that when he arrives at Baoqing Palace, the princess will be extremely plump. Then the wedding night will be wonderful."

Zhou Xuan was speechless. I really don’t know what Princess Qingle would be tortured when she fell into this guy’s hands!

Prince Xuezhu asked again: "How tall is the princess?"

Zhou Xuan looked at the cuckold on Prince Snow Pig's head and said, "It's the same height as His Highness."

Prince Snow Pig slapped his fat hands and praised: "It's great, I am a real partner in this palace. I like tall and fat people."

After the equestrian performance, Li Yu went to Taimiao to worship his ancestors again, and the military parade in the north city, and returned to Daxing Palace before afternoon. He gave a banquet to all the ministers and the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty in Hua'e Xianghui Tower, and drank from the afternoon until dusk.

Li Yu had white hair and red face, and said loudly: "Today is my 60th birthday, and you will present your poems and birthday gifts one by one."

All the ministers recommended that the Grand Secretary of Jixian Hall first presented poems and poems for longevity, saying that the great talents of Xinzhou and county officials must have excellent works.

Li Yu glanced at Zhou Xuan and smiled and said, "Zhou Aiqing is not busy presenting poems for now. I will test him later. Let the good friends come in turn, and the Sima Cao will start."

The leader of the three dukes, Cao Dasima, chanted a five-character regulated poem, which naturally won applause.

There are more than a hundred officials here, and the lyrics are dull and boring. All kinds of voices and tones are rising and falling until the night is deep and the stars are shining.

The eunuch on duty led all the officials to kneel down to the emperor to celebrate his birthday and then withdrew from the Daxing Palace one after another, and returned to the palace. Only the Crown Prince Li Jian, King Jing Li Kun, Zhou Xuan, and Crown Prince Liu Shousu of the Southern Han Dynasty continued to stay. There were also the Crown Princess, Princess Jing, and Qin Que, the wife of the Duke of Xinzhou County. Because Jean Needle was a pregnant woman, she came to pay her birthday in the morning and returned to the palace.

Li Yu asked Queen Zhou to lead the Crown Princess and the others to the main hall here, and Princess Qingle was not allowed to see Prince Xuezhu through the screen.

Li Yu looked around and said, "Now it's a family dinner. When people are on their birthday, they should think about their parents' grace. I am now 60 years old. I remember my old age and follow my parents' knees and look at the Alpine Weaver Star. It seems like yesterday, now there are yin and yang separations, and I think of tears."

Xiao Zhou Hou smiled and comforted Li Yu a few words, then said: "Our people in Tang have the custom of traveling at night on their birthdays. Your Majesty is very interested today. Why not imitate the people and enjoy the people?"

Li Yuxi said: "I had this idea for a long time, so I don't know where the night is the most beautiful? I am good at the deep palace, and it is rare to appreciate the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers."

Li Jian looked at Zhou Xuan and bowed and said, "Father, I have long thought of it for my father. Regarding the beauty of the night in Jinling, there is nothing better than the Qinhuai River. Today, the people of Jinling celebrated their father's birthday. To celebrate their father's birthday, they put on lights and sang and danced. The lanterns of Qinhuai are also as bright as day. My son is willing to visit with my father."
Chapter completed!