Twenty-two, then I'm ridiculous

On the eighth day of August, the fleet sailed two hundred miles eastward and began to turn south. In three days, it would bypass Haizhongzhou (i.e. Zhoushan Islands) and enter the coast of Wuyue Kingdom.

The weather was bright and bright, the sea breeze blew on the face, the sea water was blue, and the sky and water were connected from afar. The days on the sea were quite leisurely. In the afternoon, Zhou Xuan and Sichi, the four generals of the cavalry, Qi Hong, and General Zuo Jinwu, Lin Ji were chatting on the deck.

General Qi said: "Monday, try to go east when the fleet crosses the coast of Wu and Yue, and farther away from the coast, so that the Wu and Yue navy will not easily intercept us."

Zhou Xuan said: "Well, when Prince Liu comes to send the princess weight gain food to him, they will send a message. In fact, it was not a good place to take the land route at the beginning, so you don't have to pass through the coast of Wu Yue and Qingyuan."

Lin Ji said: "Monday, it's hard to travel by land. There is also Zhang Sheng in the middle, which is more dangerous than the sea. Even if it goes smoothly, it will take about half a year to travel back and forth."

Zhou Xuan nodded, stomped the thick deck under his feet, and said, "This boat is really good. It has a sharp bottom and a high head and tail. It is more suitable for ocean-going than our Tang Kingdom's ship. I asked the boatman and said there are twenty-eight water-tight partitions that can withstand the once-in-one wind and waves. When we come back from the Xing Palace, will we get such a boat back?"

Lin Ji and Qi Hong both looked at Zhou Xuan and thought to himself: "This ship cost more than 100,000 taels of silver. How could the Han Emperor Liu Jixing give him a gift with him!"

The four crazy people were relatively straightforward and said one word: "Give it!"

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "How can we rob? We are not pirates. The Tang and Han countries are now married."

Sichi asked: "What are the master's tricks?" Sichi knew that Zhou Xuan was full of tricks. He suffered a great loss at the beginning, and now he became Zhou Xuan's tea slave, but this tea slave lived a good life.

Zhou Xuan said: "The so-called trick is a sudden idea, which is a temporary formulation of the situation. It is like a skillful trick in Go. You can't think of this trick in advance and then copy it. I don't have any tricks now, but as long as I have a little chance, I will seize it, and the trick is born from this."

The eyes of the four fools were shot out of admiration, and they were amazed. Suddenly they remembered something and said, "Master, we can't see the Five Kingdoms Cuju competition in Jinling this time. According to the schedule, the first game will start today. The Yuanshe of the Jinling League of Tang Kingdom vs. Yuanshe of the Western Song Dynasty. I wonder what the outcome will be? "

Zhou Xuan said: "You don't need to guess this. You don't know the fourth brother. Last month, the head of the Yuanshe from the Jinling League came to me and wanted to lend you and the third brother to participate in the Five-National Championship. I originally agreed, but the next day I learned that I would set off for Nanhan on the first day of August."

The four fools looked sad.

Zhou Xuan said: "There is another thing, you will definitely be happy after hearing it--"

"What's the matter?" Siqi asked hurriedly.

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Didn't the Five Kingdoms Fighting Competition be held in the Southern Hanxing Palace in mid-September? His Majesty the Emperor ordered me to send a marriage envoy and a fighter. Haha, I will fight insects according to the order."

The Siqian said happily: "It's great, the master has a place to use it."

Princess Qingle sent Fangcha to invite Zhou Xuan to discuss something. Zhou Xuan thoughtfully said, "What about discussing something? This princess is obsessed with that painting. It's not okay to paint it, so just draw it. When the Queen left, she ordered 'I can't report it, but it can be done at a cheap price'. This should be the case. My buddy has also dedicated herself to art. Well, it's Princess Qingle's dedication to art. It's the respectable princess."

Princess Qingle was wearing a black suit, a knee-length skirt, high-quality clothing, exquisitely cut, small waist pinched, tight short skirt wrapped around her plump and round buttocks, her calves under the skirt were straight and slender, and her slender feet were covered with black high-heeled leather shoes. The black strap was wrapped around the snow-white ankle, her feet were arched, and her toes were exposed. This kind of women's summer leather shoes were naturally designed by Zhou Xuanzhi, which was sexy and tempting, let alone the feet of a beautiful girl like Princess Qingle.

Zhou Xuan praised: "Your Highness the Princess is good at admiring the elegant words, and my foolish brother is very comforted."

Princess Qingle knew what Zhou Xuan was saying and asked deliberately: "What comfort did Cousin Xuan?"

Zhou Xuan said: "The last time the princess wore this dress was wearing a pink strapless bra. At that time, I said that it would be best to embroider the strapless bra with fine patterns in white satin, or just use pure black. The princess's skin is white and reflects the black satin strapless bra, which looks very beautiful. Now, you can see it yourself, am I right?"

There are only these ambiguous cousins ​​in the main cabin, as well as the three men of Gong'e Fangcha. Princess Qingle dares to wear a miniskirt with just a pp. It is natural to be a problem to talk about a tube top. She looked down at her chest. The jade groove was deep, and her lively breasts seemed to be unwilling to be bound by the white satin tube top. It was shaking and trembling, and it was about to pop out the silk. Her face turned red and said, "Cousin Xuan, I invite you today to ask Cousin Xuan to draw a few autumn women's clothing. I have nothing to do on the boat. Let the palace maids sew it and try it on for me."

Zhou Xuan looked at Princess Qingle's top supermodel figure and it was a pity not to let her try on various dresses. He nodded and said, "Let's do this, draw a whole set, from underwear to coats, otherwise it would look out of place."

Princess Qingle thought to herself, "I knew that your cousin likes to see me wearing underwear, and asked me to pose in such a shameful position, just be serious, cousin." She replied, "Okay, cousin Xuan, please go to the room there - Fangcha, and grind ink."

Zhou Xuan didn't know that Princess Qingle had given him the title of "Couple of Color", and thought she was very noble and outstanding. After following Princess Qingle, she looked at her stunning little secret and graceful skirt, which was really pleasing to the eye. When she walked to the next cabin, she was stunned for a moment. In front of her, she seemed to be the decoration of the study room of the Yuping Pavilion of Jingxu Palace. The sunlight shone in the afternoon. If it weren't for the slight swaying under her feet, she would have thought she had dreamed of returning to Jinling.

"How is it? Cousin Xuan sees what else is missing?" Princess Qingle said proudly.

Zhou Xuan said: "If there is a princess, there is nothing missing. There is pen, ink, paper and inkstone everywhere. There is only one princess in Tang State who is as beautiful as flowers and jade."

Princess Qingle glanced with charming eyes: "I like to hear these words, but Cousin Xuan often deliberately angered me. If I grow up so old, Cousin Xuan will be the most angered by me. Cousin Xuan will be nice to me in the future, okay?"

Zhou Xuan said: "You have a bad temper, I am a famous good man."

Princess Qingle snorted and said, "You are good to others, but not very good to me. If you treat me half as good as that female Tao Jingyi, I will listen to you everything. Humph, last time you celebrated that Jingyi's birthday, tried every means to make Jingyi happy. What three gifts are you giving me and answering three questions. They are all colluding in advance and treat me as a fool--"

While cutting Chengxintang paper with a paper cutter, Zhou Xuan said, "Fairy Jingyi is my sister-in-law and is my birthday owner, so of course I have to take special care of you."

Princess Qingle said, "My birthday is also, why isn't anyone taking care of me?"

Zhou Xuan asked: "When will the princess's birthday be?"

Princess Qingle said angrily: "It's today."

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Is it today? Why did I hear that the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th is the princess' birthday?"

Princess Qingle turned anger into joy: "It turns out that Cousin Xuan knows my birthday. Do you want to pretend that he doesn't know how to celebrate me?"

Before leaving, Xiao Zhou Hou instructed Zhou Xuan to ask Zhou Xuan to celebrate Princess Qingle’s 18th birthday on the boat. Xiao Zhou Hou also prepared a gift that Princess Qingle really liked, so that Zhou Xuan would surprise Princess Qingle during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Zhou Xuan said: "Wait, I promise to let the princess have an unforgettable birthday for her life."

Princess Qingle said, "Okay, I'll wait. Cousin Xuan will draw first. I'll ask Yun Ajian and the others to see you draw. The dress will be sewn by them. I'll go out for a while."

Zhou Xuan said: "Wait a minute, I will draw the same style of underwear in my hometown. This must be told by the princess to Yun Ajian and the others, "I am a man, so I can't be too slutty, right?" He said to himself: "Your Highness, Princess, I am definitely thinking about you. Think about it, how can you be wearing a miniskirt without wearing it inside!"

Princess Qingle said, "Okay, I'll look at cousin Xuan's painting."

Zhou Xuan drew the style of a small inner and bellyband, and said that these two underwear had been first promoted in his county Duke's Mansion. It was both beautiful and hygienic, and was highly praised by women in the county Duke's Mansion.

Princess Qingle's heart was beating and tried hard to pretend to be calm, and she said, "Okay, I'll tell Yun Ajian and the others now, just say it was the style I designed." As she said that, she took out the drawing paper and went out slowly.

Zhou Xuan calmed down and thought about the fashionable spring and autumn women's clothing suitable for tall women. He wrote like a flying brush and drew four sketches of clothing. When he drew the third picture, Yun Ajian and two older palace maids came in and greeted the county prince, but his eyes were strange. He must have seen the shocking bellyband and small inner.

After the four sketches were drawn, Zhou Xuan explained the structure of the four sets of women's clothing to Yun Ajian and the others in detail, then washed his hands in the silver basin and prepared to return to the cabin where he lived. However, he saw Princess Qingle's closest palace maid Fangcha, who came in and said, "Myong, the princess has something unknown, please ask the princess to help the princess solve the problem."

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "This princess has a lot of things to do, so why are you confused?" He followed Fangcha through a short corridor and came to a wooden pavilion that was as exquisite as a palace. Two palace maids stood outside the door.

Fangcha led Zhou Xuan into the door, three rooms inside and outside, and the layout was all in the style of Jingxu Palace, like the "Chuxiu Pavilion" of Princess Qingle's boudoir.

Princess Qingle's voice came from inside: "Is it cousin Xuan? Please come in."

Zhou Xuan stepped in and saw the back sitting by the window, and stopped immediately, and praised in his heart: "What a hair salon!"

I saw Princess Qingle sitting beside the dressing table, combing her long hair in front of a large publicity mirror. The princess usually wears a beautiful bun, but she only thinks that her hair is black and plump, but she doesn't know that it will be so long when she dispersed. She sat on the embroidery pedestal and her hair was hanging down on the carpet. It should be after a new bath. Her hair was still wet and damp, and the fragrance of osmanthus oil. Her long hair drooped down like black silk satin. It is said that Zhang Lihua, the favorite concubine of Chen Houzhu of the Southern Dynasty, had seven feet of hair, which can be seen. Princess Qingle's hair is not inferior to Zhang Lihua.

Princess Qingle saw Zhou Xuan's stunning appearance in the mirror, and couldn't help but smile a smug smile on the corner of her mouth. When she stood up, she was wearing a wide white silk robe. This was Zhou Xuan's masterpiece, a nightgown, but the wide nightgown on Princess Qingle's body, the waist and hip curves outlined when she moved were even more slim and seductive.

When Zhou Ding looked, he saw that the ends of his hair were almost hanging to his ankle. Princess Qingle was very tall and her hair was almost five feet long.

Princess Qingle just draped her long hair, walked through the carpet barefoot, flowing like a banshee, came to Zhou Xuan, reached out and shook Zhou Xuan's straight eyes, and shouted: "Cousin Xuan——"

Zhou Xuan suddenly asked: "Can the princess dance?"

Princess Qingle shook her head and said, "No, how can the royal princess learn dance? That's what dancers learn! "

Zhou Xuan asked: "The dance in my hometown is very beautiful. I will teach you, will the princess be willing to learn it?"

Princess Qingle glanced at her big eyes: "Cousin Xuan taught me, then I will learn it, and I won't jump to others anyway."

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Okay, I will start teaching you tomorrow. It is a very elegant dance, not solo dance, but a double dance."

Princess Qingle's eyelashes instantly asked, "Are you dancing with Cousin Xuan?"

Zhou Xuan said: "Yes, in the palace of my hometown, various dance parties are often held. The well-dressed men politely invite beauties with makeup to dance. That is a kind of etiquette."

"Oh, it turns out to be etiquette." Princess Qingle nodded and said in her heart: "Couple of the Sex, don't think I don't know. You just want to take the opportunity to tease me. Now that I don't have the mother's care, my cousin is getting more and more courageous, and I still ask me to wear that kind of cloth strip as underwear. Is that underwear? It's really incredible! But why don't I hate cousin Xuan teased me? Instead, I think it's fun and I feel quite expectant? Am I not a dignified and elegant royal princess? How can I do this?"

Then I thought: "Why do you care about so much? My father and mother married me to the Nanhan and married the fat pig, but I just didn't care about me. Moreover, I heard that Liu Jixing and his son were both ridiculous. I was the Crown Princess of the Southern Han, so I was ridiculous. I wanted my cousin Xuan to tease me, and I - I also wanted to tease my cousin Xuan."

Thinking of this, Princess Qingle spread out the small silver bottle that she had been holding in her palm.
Chapter completed!