Sixty-two, the five declines of heaven and man(1/2)
Someone in the back hall of the inn was shouting: "It's served, and four plates of vegetarian dishes and a bowl of soup - why don't you come to serve the dishes yet?"
This is the chef of the inn, and the chef didn't know about the front hall.
The owner of the shop was still moaning and whimpering. The two guys didn't dare to move. Looking at Monk Jingquan, this old monk was so vicious!
Wubian Yan Qing shouted: "Why don't you go and serve the food!" The two guys then walked back in a panic.
Zhou Xuan shouted: "Let's go! What if these two people ran away from the backyard? The master will send someone to watch."
There were only three people on Monk Jingquan. He looked at each other and after hesitating, Zhou Xuan had already smiled gently: "Then let Liusu go."
Monk Jingquan knew that Zhou Xuan would not allow the two guys to escape and leak the news, so he nodded.
Xiahou Yun said angrily: "Liusu, stop for me, and you are not allowed to go anywhere!"
Zhou Xuan took Xiahou Liusu's hand and quietly stuffed a small bag into her palm, and smiled and said, "My father-in-law, a woman is following her father at home and following her husband when she gets married. Now Liusu has to listen to me. When it comes to the husband, he should be more authoritative than his father. The husband is the husband who has the word "tian". The husband is bigger than the sky."
Xiahou Yun was so angry that he was dizzy: "Boy named Zhou, when will I promise to marry my daughter to you?"
Xiahou Liusu held the small bag in his hand and begged: "Young master, don't make my father angry, okay?" After that, he walked quickly to the backyard despite Xiahou Yun's drink.
Monk Jingquan laughed and patted Xiahou Yun on the shoulder and said, "The White Tiger Tong says, 'Girls are outgoing, and they have the meaning of following their husbands'. You should calm down. Zhou Jun Gong is very knowledgeable and elegant. What do you want to have such a good son-in-law? Do you understand if you are so arrogant?"
Xiahou Yun shouted: "I'm so angry! I'm so angry!"
Zhou Xuan said: "Don't call me, my father-in-law, when you arrive in Zhangzhou, you will be docked and let you six of you get ashore--"
"Six people?" Xiahou Yun asked angrily: "Where is the Liusu?"
Zhou Xuan said: "Liusu naturally follows his husband, what else can I say! My father-in-law, I would like to advise you, no matter whether Princess Qingle married to the Southern Han Dynasty or the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian, it will be a matter of time before and after the demise of Chen Si'an in Qingyuan. What is the future for you to follow a rebel general? Why not go to Jinling with your son-in-law. If you like fighting and killing, your son-in-law will ask His Majesty Tang to grant you a military position, which is not inferior to the sixth-rank deputy lieutenant Zhenwei."
Xiahou Yun also had a wise plan and thought to himself: "Why would you agree to this kid first. When I am free, I will capture the demon monk and the boy named Zhou and take it back to Quanzhou. Wouldn't that be a magical achievement?" He immediately said: "Well, let the monk untie my acupoint first."
Zhou Xuan shook his head and said, "My father-in-law, don't say that Master Jing Quanguo doesn't believe you, even the son-in-law doesn't trust you. As soon as possible, he will have to go out of the sea to untie you. Now he can't let you go."
Xiahou Yun failed in the plan and was so angry that he cursed.
When Monk Jingquan heard Zhou Xuan say this, he explained his doubts and said to Zhou Xuan: "Mr. Zhou, please hand over your father-in-law to you. I will not understand the hole for now. I don't believe that there are people in the world who can solve the hole."
Zhou Xuan bowed and said, "Thank you." He ordered the two Qingyuan warriors to bring Xiahou Yun over and sit on the chair.
Xiahou Yun glared at Zhou Xuan without any appreciation.
Four vegetarian dishes were served, stir-fried cucumber with tea tree mushrooms, spicy and sour radish skin, lily gold needle bamboo shoots, ginger tofu, and a large bowl of vermicelli soup.
Monk Jing Quanheshi said: "Duke Zhou County, I'll have a meal first."
Zhou Xuan said: "Master, please give me a gift."
Xiahou Liusu escorted two friends to add a few dishes to Zhou Xuan’s table and invited five Qingyuan warriors to have a meal together.
Xiahou Yun couldn't move his hands, so Xiahou Liusu fed him. Xiahou Yun was indeed hungry, and while chewing, he scolded his daughter and Zhou Xuan.
Zhou Xuan and Xiahou Liusu were in love with each other. Xiahou Liusu looked at the soup on the table and blinked at Zhou Xuan, indicating that he had put the bag in the vermicelli soup on Monk Jingquan's table.
Xiahou Liusu saw that Monk Jingquan and the other two had no idea that the soup tasted differently. They drank the bowl of soup to the sky, and then waited for the three of them to roll in pain in their arms, and then died of bleeding from their seven orifices. But after a while, Monk Jingquan also asked the guy to serve tea, and was very leisurely, waiting for Chen Yanshou to find a boat.
Xiahou Liusu looked at Zhou Xuan with wonderful eyes. Zhou Xuan smiled slightly, not in a hurry at all. He talked to Monk Jingquan about Zen cases from the table, as if he was in a strange relationship.
About half an hour later, the servant Xi Erniang stood up and asked the mate: "Where is the thatched cottage?"
The guy led Xi Erniang to go, but he came back not long after, with a relaxed look on his face.
Wubian Yan Qing also said to Monk Jingquan that he wanted to go there, and when he entered the backyard, he screamed.
Monk Jingquan stood up suddenly. The old monk in his sixties was more agile than a boy. He rushed to the backyard and didn't see Yan Qing. There was only one guy standing there stupidly.
"Where is the person?" Seng Jingquan asked the mate.
The guy pointed to the small door of the backyard, and Monk Jingquan slowed down and walked out of the small door. He saw a thatched cottage built against the wall, which was stinking.
"Yan Qing-Yan Qing-"
Monk Jingquan shouted twice, but no one agreed. At this time, he felt anxious, but the thatched cottage was strange, so how could Yan Qing disappear? And it was so stinking that the old monk was hesitant, so hesitant that he ordered the guy to go into the thatched cottage to see if there was anyone?
The guy pinched his nose and took a look, then jumped out and said, "No one!"
Zhou Xuan asked at the small door: "Master, what happened?"
Monk Jingquan was very anxious and could not think carefully. He bent his waist and raised his hips, and said, "Yan Qing is gone, how strange!"
Zhou Xuan said with a vigilant look: "Is it because the Wu Yue people caught up? They surrounded the inn? Master, you are very skilled in martial arts, jump to the roof to check."
Monk Jingquan listened intently and said, "There is no one outside the inn." Then he was about to step into the thatched cottage.
Zhou Xuan kindly reminded: "Master, this thatched cottage is strange, and there is no such smell. It seems like a person falls into a pit. Master must not go in."
The thin old monk moved around like a monkey, and was so nervous that he twisted the wolf's teeth and beads in his hand and shouted, "I've also broken through the dragon's and tiger's den."
In Monk Jingquan's eyes, this thatched cottage has now become a tiger's den, and it smells like a windmill as a giant. As soon as he stepped a step further, the wind was coming forward, and he hurriedly dodged backwards. Two copper balls rubbed against his bald head and flew past.
Zhou Xuan also shouted: "Master, be careful!"
Chen Yanshou jumped out of the cottage, took a big breath, and said, "The county magistrate doesn't need to act anymore, the family is almost stinking."
Fei Qing, behind Zhou Xuan, also walked out, approached Monk Jingquan, and smiled sinisterly: "The old bald donkey, I've been hit by the trick of Duke Zhou County, but I don't know it. I'm throwing away the shield. Isn't this asking for death?" The knife in his hand slashed over.
The old monk Jingquan thought that no one could defeat him and had many followers in normal times, so he didn't carry weapons. At this time, he relied on a string of wolf teeth beads to deal with Chen Yanshou holding an iron rod and Fei Qing, who was holding a single sword. The two masters of the Falcon Sect are not vegetarians. If they fight alone, they should not be the opponent of Monk Jingquan. But fighting one of them will have the upper hand. What's more serious is that Monk Jingquan was anxious and had to keep three points of energy to lift his buttocks and lock his anus, so he could not use his unique skills.
Two "puff" sounds, two copper balls shot into Monk Jingquan's forehead. Monk Jingquan screamed and fell to the sky. The wolf-toothed rosary in his hand suddenly scattered, flying around like a shocked gadfly.
Xiahou Liusu followed Zhou Xuan with a knife in his hand, and saw several wolf-toothed beads shooting towards him, and intercepted them one by one by one.
Because Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing were close, more than a hundred wolf-toothed rosary were shot at them. They were in a hurry. Chen Yanshou danced into an iron shield and knocked all the wolf-toothed rosary away. Fei Qing almost got angry and his calf was pierced by a wolf-toothed rosary. Fortunately, he did not hurt his muscles and bones.
Looking at the monk Jingquan who was lying on the ground, he looked relaxed and had a treasure look of rebirth in the Pure Land. However, the stench came from his body, and the five decays of heaven and man were foul, and his body was foul.
"The old thief is bald and backfires before he dies!" Fei Qing came over with a lame leg, kicked Monk Jingquan into the cottage with pain, and with a "smacking" sound, the smelly skin entered the slut.
At this time, Xiahou Yun was also brought over by two Qingyuan warriors and said in surprise: "The national master of the eight kingdoms of Zhongtian died like this? This person is said to be unparalleled in the world of wisdom and martial arts!"
Zhou Xuan said: "What? My father-in-law thinks that it is too easy for Seng Jingquan to die like this? Do you want to die vigorously?"
Xiahou Yun shook his head and said, "The dignified national teacher died in the pit, this is incredible!"
Xiahou Liusu was relatively knowledgeable and said, "Dad, didn't Duke Jing of Jin also die in the pit during the Spring and Autumn Period?"
Two Qingyuan warriors grabbed Xi Erniang and bowed to Zhou Xuan and said, "Duke Zhou County, how to deal with this woman?"
Zhou Xuan said: "Stay here and ask her to take us to find the sea boat. If you dare to resist, you will stab you to death with one knife."
Two Qingyuan warriors responded: "As for your order."
The strong servant Xi Erniang saw that the arrogant Jing Qianshi died in the pit, and was so scared that she lost her soul and said repeatedly: "The little woman is willing to surrender, and the little woman is willing to surrender."
Xiahou Yun came to his senses and angrily scolded the two warriors and said, "It's outrageous. Why do you actually sound like a boy named Zhou gave an order!"
The two Qingyuan warriors were also speechless, not understanding why they regarded Zhou Xuan as the leader!
Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Go back to the front hall first. Now there is no threat from the old bald donkey. Let our father-in-law and son-in-law have a good talk."
Xiahou Yun said angrily: "Who is your father-in-law and son-in-law with you!"
Xiahou Liusu said: "Dad, isn't the plan that Master Zhou racked his brains to come up with to save Dad? Monk Jingquan was cruel and ruthless. If Master Zhou hadn't saved him, I'm afraid Dad--"
Xiahou Yun hummed, his mouth was short and his hands were short when he was rescued. He naturally couldn't be proud of himself and was carried to the front hall by two Qingyuan warriors.
Fei Qing was bandaging the wound, and Chen Yanshou opened the door and went out to welcome Prince Xuezhu in.
Prince Xuezhu shouted: "Officer Zhou, where is the old thief bald? This shopkeeper wants to whip the corpse, but this thief bald person caused the shopkeeper to get the arrows."
Zhou Xuan said: "The big shopkeeper, there is no need to whip the corpse. The thief died in the pit. Whipping the corpse wouldn't it be like shit and urine!" He said to Chen Yanshou again: "Please hire a boat from Chen Huangmen. We must reach the Minjiang River estuary as soon as possible."
Xiahou Liusu couldn't help asking: "Young Master, the Chen Huangmen just said that he had gone out to hire a boat. It turned out that he was going around behind and hiding in the thatched cottage! What is the powder the young master gave me?"
Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "I'm sorry for Chen Huangmen. This plan cannot be used on the table. It's too smelly and smelly. The powder is peach kernel powder, which is used to cure constipation. Last time I wanted to use it with Ma Fei San to deal with the thief and his gang. I didn't, but this time I finally made a great contribution."
Everyone present looked at each other, and the National Master of the Eight Kingdoms of Zhongtian died because of a small bag of peach kernel powder. No one would believe it if he said it!
Zhou Xuan asked Fei Qing to accompany Prince Xuezhu to the kitchen, and he would eat whatever he wanted. He wanted to talk to Xiahou Yun and the five Qingyuan warriors.
Zhou Xuanxian said to the five Qingyuan warriors: "Everyone has seen that the Tang army is powerful and with the help of the Southern Han Dynasty, Chen Si'an can't defend Quanzhou. Don't you think about your future? Don't tell me anything about "loyalty". Chen Si'an had already been vain to Emperor Tang. Do you know that he is rebelling like this? If you want to be loyal, you should be loyal to Emperor Tang. This is the way for the monarch and minister—"
"Nonsense!" Xiahou Yun scolded angrily.
The girl Xiahou Liusu said outgoingly: "Dad, let Mr. Zhou finish his words."
Zhou Xuan said: "If you abandon the darkness and turn to the light, I promise to get you promoted to the third level and be a righteous subject of the Tang Dynasty. You are all warriors with no rank, right? In a moment, you can all be seventh-grade generals."
The five Qingyuan warriors looked at each other and shook their heads together: "No-"
Xiahou Yunxi said: "Good man, that's what it should be."
But the five Qingyuan warriors continued, "I dare not accept the good intentions of Zhou County Duke. Our family is in Quanzhou. If the county Duke is surrendered, wouldn't the family suffer?"
Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "What's the difficulty? You quietly return to Quanzhou and bring your family out. I'll ask Chief Pan and Minister Chen Kai to help you. I'll do everything well. Of course, if you change your mind and give up your bright future, I can't control you. Then wait for Chen Si'an to punish you severely. When Quanzhou City is broken, it will be impossible to escape death."
The five Qingyuan warriors stopped talking and were all communicating with their eyes. They had seen the great power of the Tang soldiers. The Zhou Jungong in front of him killed the national teacher of the Eight Kingdoms in the pit while chatting and laughing. This was so scary!
The five nodded together, bowed to Zhou Xuan, and said in unison: "We and the five are willing to follow the Duke of the County and be loyal to His Majesty the Emperor of Tang."
Xiahou Yun was so stupid that he brought out whom he was angrily: "Shameless, how can you be greedy for wealth? Do you ignore the grace of Lord Dumai?"
The five warriors did not dare to speak back, and they disagreed with their faces, and thought to themselves: "You Lord Xiahou has received the kindness of Chen Dupu, but your daughter also betrayed Chen Dupu. We are just soldiers, and Chen Dupu's kindness is not over us. This is the most popular minister of His Majesty Tang Emperor. Wouldn't it be good to be able to rely on him to make a future!"
To be continued...