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Eighty-two, too pretentious

On the 25th day of August, the side hall of Qingyuan Protectorate.

Princess Qingle was waiting early with Xiaoqian and Fangcha. Except for the people on the original sea boat, only Chen Ji watched. After all, this bet was relatively secret. If someone knew that Princess Tang was used by her fiancé, Prince Nanhan, as a bet, it would be laughed at by other countries when it was spread.

But Zhou Xuan likes the absurdity of Prince Snow Pig very much, and only absurdity can he have a chance.

The prince of Snow Pig, who is green-robed and cuckolded, takes his favorite concubine Meizhu, Chen Yanshou, the Huangmen Assistant Secretary, and Fei Qing, the general of the Tiger Ben, came. Meizhu is holding a pottery jar in his hand, and the green-backed cricket "Qinglang Wenchou".

"Official Zhou Ke, let this shopkeeper see your warworm."

Prince Snow Pig approached the mahogany case and looked at the crickets in Zhou Xuanchuang's jar. The two mung bean eyes suddenly widened into bean eyes. This is a white-backed cricket. Zhou Xuanzhen used the white-backed cricket to fight his "green-robed Wen Chou"? This is like a three-year-old child fighting with a strong man. Isn't this lighting a lantern in the thatched cottage - looking for death!

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Let Fei Zhonglang come and see, this is the white-backed cricket I caught in the snake's den that night, right?"

Fei Qing looked closer and nodded and said yes.

Prince Xuezhu looked Zhou Xuan up and down, thinking that Zhou Xuan was impressed by his obesity charm and deliberately wanted to lose to him. He said happily: "Official Zhou, don't worry, this shopkeeper will never treat you badly. When he arrived at Prince Xing's mansion, I let you be richer than the princes and enjoy all the glory and glory."

Chen Yanshou did not show any expression, but his eyebrows were tilted one after another.

Fei Qing was obviously jealous and thought to himself: "Is this Zhou Xuan really not his Tang Dynasty Duke, thinking of Han's pursuit of wealth? Well, this person had a passionate relationship with Princess Qingle, and went to Han for this princess."

Princess Qingle, who was sitting upright, was anxious when she heard that Zhou Xuan was fighting with a white-backed cricket. Although she was not interested in fighting insects, the trend of fighting insects in Jinling was extremely strong. She often saw it. She knew that the white-backed cricket could not be on the table at all, and fighting with the green-backed cricket was even more joked. She thought to herself: "Wouldn't Cousin Xuan lose like this? Then wasn't my palpitations in vain? Cousin Xuan lost but wanted to be a male favorite of the snow pig. It's disgusting to think about it, and you must never lose!"

Princess Qingle whispered a few words to Xiaoqian, and Xiaoqian stepped forward and said to Zhou Xuan: "Son-in-law, please go over and have something to say."

Zhou Xuan turned his head and glanced at Princess Qingle, and said to Xiao Xun: "Go and invite the imperial physician in the room. If I have a good preparation, the princess will soon be stunned again."

Xiaoqian is very clever. After hearing what my son-in-law said, I knew that my son-in-law was sure to win. Xiaoqian has always been full of confidence in my son-in-law. When did my son-in-law lose? I immediately went to hire an imperial physician.

Princess Qingle glared at Zhou Xuan through the veil and watched the bet of fighting insects.

"Qinglang Wen Chou" took the lead in going down to the bowl, with big teeth running back and forth, and seemed quite excited.

The four fools carefully caught the white-backed cricket in the basin and turned their heads to ask Zhou Xuan: "Master, our insect has not been named yet?"

Zhou Xuan said: "Don't hurry to name it, look at the result of this battle."

Prince Snow Pig smiled and said, "What is the name of a dead insect!"

The four illegitimate look at Prince Snow Pig in a slight manner. The cold gaze made Chen Yanshou and Fei Qing behind Prince Snow Pig both startled and took a step forward to protect Prince Snow Pig.

The Siniang smiled contemptuously and retreated behind Zhou Xuan, saying, "Master, let's give a name first, otherwise General Chen will not be able to pronounce the verdict."

Zhou Xuan said: "I have already thought of one. This insect is as white as snow and sounds like a lion's roar. How about it? "

The four cynicals said happily: "Miao, wonderful, so I call it the Snow Lion King, who bite the green robe Wen Chou to death with one bite."

Prince Snow Pig glanced at the white-backed cricket in the bowl, which was obviously smaller than the "green robe and literary ugly". This kind of inferior insect dared to be called "Snow Lion King". It made people laugh, shaking their fat head and laughed: "Then let's start fighting."

Chen Ji was the referee and said loudly: "Open the gate and release the insects - the Snow Lion King fights the Qinglang Wen Chou."

The partition in the middle of the bucket was pulled away, and the two insects were facing each other from afar. The white-backed cricket "Snow Lion King" was dormant as always, as if he was not interested in anything and had no fighting spirit, but he was not afraid of the powerful green-backed cricket.

Zhou Xuan said to the white-backed cricket in his heart: "If you are really a powerful mutant cricket, then you are pretending to be like this now. My buddy is so talented, but never pretends to be like. I didn't expect that if you catch a cricket, you can show off. Haha, I want to see if you have the capital to show off? The opponent is a green-backed worm!" He immediately put a starch and grass to pick up the insects.

Sichi's eyes stared at the subtle reactions of the two crickets in the bucket without a moment, and found that after the "Qing-robe Wen Chou" went down to the bucket, his big teeth quickly slowed down, and he did not jump back and forth, stretched his tentacles forward, stretched out his six legs, and arched the insect body, as if he was facing a great enemy.

The four ignorant were secretly happy and thought to himself: "If you can make the green-backed insects act like this, the Snow Lion King is indeed not an ordinary person!"

However, Zhou Xuanqian was full of grass, and the "Snow Lion King" just ignored it and looked like he was dead and alive.

Prince Xuezhu laughed: "Zhou Keguan, why bother to make things difficult for this poor person! The white-backed cricket did not dare to move when they saw the green-backed cricket. It would be good if it wasn't scared to death."

Zhou Xuan knew it in his mind and said, "Shopkeeper Liu, please flirt with insects. As long as the 'green robe Wen Chou' dares to rush up, my 'Snow Lion King' will dare to fight."

"Okay." Prince Snow Pig smiled and teased the insects.

"The green robe Wen Chou" is very angry. Usually, it will roar with its wings and wave its big teeth to show its power. But today it is a bit abnormal. It has been teasing several times before screaming in a short voice, hesitating forward for a few steps, and then stops again.

Prince Xuezhu encouraged: "For this shopkeeper, don't worry about not being able to win. If you bite this white-backed worm to death, I will be rewarded."

After all, it was a green-backed worm, and its courage was not comparable to that of a yellow-backed worm. It was so uncomfortable that it was teased by the snow pig prince's grass. It whistled across the center line and rushed towards the "Snow Lion King".

A loud sound of insects was like a stone-like movement. The "Snow Lion King" made a sound. His snow-white beards trembled and he suddenly stretched straight. His front legs were raised, his square head was raised, his white teeth opened and closed, and his "crank" sounded.

"Qinglang Wen Chou" was shocked when she heard the sound, and stopped in a terrifying manner. Her six legs slowly retreated. Although she didn't turn around and ran away, her fear was revealed.

The Snow Pig Prince was shocked. His fat fingers like white radish were holding the grass and sweeping the tentacles and big teeth of the "green robe Wen Chou" and urged: "Go, give it to me, I will give it to me, if I win, I will give it to you, I will give it to you, I will give it to you to death!"

Prince Snow Pig twisted the grass and poked at the "Qinglang Wen Chou" in a daze, looking angry. "Qinglang Wen Chou" was finally exasperated, and shouted, rushed towards the "Snow Lion King" in anger, spread his teeth and bit the "Snow Lion King"'s front legs.

The "Snow Lion King" suddenly swirled his head, and the frosty teeth came first, and he clamped the big teeth of "Qinglang Wen Chou" against him, and then moved forward step by step. "Qinglang Wen Chou" retreated step by step, and retreated to the edge of the basin wall, and had no choice but to retreat.

The "Snow Lion King" loosened his frost teeth and retreated as if nothing had happened, as if it had just sent the guest, but now the guest has left, it has gone back.

Look at the "green robe and Wen's ugly" look, with tentacles curled, six legs trembling, sorrow-like, and over-scareful.

Zhou Xuan smiled and murmured: "Pretending, it's true!"

Prince Snow Pig could not believe his eyes and tried hard to tease the "green robe Wen Chou", but the insect curled up and did not make any sound to open its teeth. The grass was broken by Prince Snow Pig.

Chen Ji smiled and said, "Your Highness, it's time to admit defeat."

Prince Snow Pig was angry and attacked his heart. He never expected to lose. The Green-Back Worm lost to the White-Back Worm. No one believed him when he said it, but he just lost!

Prince Snow Pig reached out to catch "Qinglang Wen Chou" from the bowl, looked left and right, and became more angry as he looked. With three fingers tightened, he pinched "Qinglang Wen Chou" into pieces, and then threw it on the ground, and wanted to reach out to catch "Snow Lion King" to see--

The four fools stepped forward like lightning, and bent their fingers on Prince Snow Pig's fingers.

Prince Xuezhu's hand was so painful that he shrank his hands and shouted: "I am not going to pinch it to death, but just to see how strange it is?"

The Siniang said coldly: "You can afford to hurt my master's treasure insect? You can't afford to pay for it if you are the entire Han Dynasty!"

In the eyes of the four fools, the "Snow Lion King" is indeed unchanged.

Chen Ji shouted: "This fight against insects - the Snow Lion King wins!"

The four fools quickly invited the "Snow Lion King" back to the black pottery jar, and they were so precious.

This time, the fight was only one round, and there was no decent fierce fighting. It could be said that it was not exciting, but it was shockingly strong. The white-backed insect beat the green-backed insect. It was like a majestic general bowing his head in front of a thin and weak person who was not qualified to serve in the army. It was really unimaginable!

The imperial physician Fang arrived at this time and asked repeatedly: "Is Your Highness the Princess stunned? Is Your Highness the Princess stunned?"

When Princess Qingle saw that Zhou Xuan had won, she didn't have to go to Nanhan anymore. She was overjoyed and smiled. When she saw the imperial physician in Fang come in, she had to support her forehead with her hands and pretend to be dizzy. Xiaoqian and Fangcha quickly supported her from the left and right.

Zhou Xuan said: "Help the princess go back to her room to rest - Doctor Fang, you have to find a way to cure this palpitations as soon as possible."

Imperial Doctor Fang Lianlian said yes.

Princess Qingle said, "Cousin Xuan, when I see me, I am worried that I will not be able to get sick, so I have something to explain to Cousin Xuan."

Zhou Xuan rolled his eyes quietly and comforted him: "Don't worry, princess, although the palpitations are troublesome, it is not impossible to cure - Doctor Fang, are you sure to cure the princess's disease?"

Doctor Fang hurriedly said, "I am very sure."

Zhou Xuan said: "If the princess's illness is cured, your Majesty and the Empress will definitely receive a heavy reward."

Doctor Fang was secretly happy and was given a reward for free. He went down with Princess Qingle.

Prince Snow Pig sat on a large rattan chair with his fat body pressing on it, and his fat body made the rattan chair creak. He felt extremely upset and pinched the beautiful pig beside him. The beautiful pig grinned and let him pinch it.

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Shopkeeper Liu, victory and defeat are common in military affairs. Don't worry. Take a break for two days. When the situation in Quanzhou is slightly settled, I will go to Xingwang Mansion with you. How can you miss the battle between the five countries? But you have also seen the Princess Princess - Liu. The palpitations are severe and you can't survive the long-distance bumps. You can only stay in Quanzhou to recuperate. After the illness is cured, you should go to Xingwang Mansion."

Prince Snow Pig's eyes turned, he only valued Zhou Xuan, and loved Zhou Xuan's image of calmness in the shipwreck and saved him from escaping. It doesn't matter whether Princess Qingle goes to Xingwang Mansion or not, as long as Zhou Xuan can go. When he arrives at Xingwang Mansion, he will use high officials and generous salaries and money beauty to lure Zhou Xuan, so he doesn't worry about Zhou Xuan not staying. He immediately became annoyed and said, "Okay, okay, the princess will stay in Quanzhou and is stunned. Zhou Guguan will go with this shopkeeper, but the Double Ninth Festival war is approaching, so he must set off as soon as possible."

Zhou Xuan said: "If you can catch up, you will definitely leave at the end of this month."

After the Snow Pig and Prince and the other four left, Zhou Xuan and Si Chi looked at the "Snow Lion King" in the black pottery jar and were amazed.

The Siniang asked: "What level has the Master seen the Snow Lion King reached?"

Zhou Xuan said: "I have never seen any records of the alien insect like the Snow Lion King in the "Secret List of the Insect King's Alien", so I cannot rank it. Only based on its opponents, the Qinglang Wen Chou is a weak major general level and has no power to fight back in front of the Snow Lion King. I guess the Snow Lion King has the strength of being a lieutenant general or above, and is almost at the level of the general level."

"Why can't it be the insect king level?" asked Siqi.

Zhou Xuan said: "The Insect King seems impossible. If the Snow Lion King is the Insect King, then the 'Qing-robed Wen Chou' dare not open his teeth at all."

The four cynics loved the "Snow Lion King" very much and said, "That's hard to say, maybe it's because the 'green robe Wen Chou' is overestimating one's own ability. Seeing that our Snow Lion King is a white-backed insect, he tried to try it. After trying it, he realized that he was hitting the stone with an egg!"

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Don't be too greedy. The Snow Lion King is lucky enough to be at the level of a general. However, I guess this time we will meet the insect king when we go to Xingwang Mansion. With the strength of the whole country, it is possible to find the insect king. What is waiting for us is a tough battle. The fourth brother, from today on, we must feed them raw, prepare soybeans, rice porridge, chicken egg white, green leafy vegetables, raw sesame, blood sheep liver, beef bone meal, lily meat, ants, flies, cooked crab meat, cooked shrimp meat, cooked crucian carp meat, steamed or cooked, and combine meat and vegetables, and feed the "Snow Lion King" regularly and regularly."

The Siniang replied: "Yes, I think this Snow Lion King has not yet grown up, so what is the potential for it?"

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "See if it is adults, find a three-tailed female insect to try it out, and the adults will know mating. However, this high-level cricket is very picky about the three-tailed ones. You have to prepare dozens or hundreds of three-tailed ones for the Snow Lion King to choose. Tsk, where is the beauty pageant?"

Siqi smiled and said, "Master, don't worry, I will choose a satisfactory concubine for the Snow Lion King. Six concubines should be enough, right?"

Zhou Xuan stared at Sichi with wide eyes. He had never seen Sichi's smiling face head-on before. Sichi was always very restrained when she smiled, at most she pursed her lips, and then turned her face to smile towards Yu. Today is the first time I saw Sichi laughing so happily!
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