Ninety-nine, die absurdly
Ninety-nine, dead absurdly
When Zhou Xuan heard Liu Jixing ask him to use a whip to slap people, he really wanted to pick up the whip and slap Liu Jixing hard. He thought about it and endured it. He suddenly felt murderous intent in his heart and bowed and said, "Report to His Majesty the Emperor of Han, the envoy has heard that His Majesty likes to watch humans and beasts fight. The envoy has a subordinate, excellent martial arts skills, and can fight lions and tigers with bare hands. I wonder if Your Majesty is interested in trying it?"
"Oh!" Liu Jixing sat upright and said with great interest: "Have you brought it? Let me see."
Zhou Xuan said: "Just wait outside the hall."
Liu Jixing said: "Then go to the beast garden. I want to try whether your subordinates have the ability to fight tigers and lions with bare hands?"
Zhou Xuan rushed to the outside of the hall and hurriedly advised the three and four scammers. Yang Zongbao said a few words, and then saw Liu Jixing riding a chariot and carrying the group of veils covering his body, unrestrained and enchanting concubines. There were a large number of eunuchs holding axes and armor, heading towards the beast garden.
Passing through a forest of pine trees, a tall circular wooden building was towering against the mountains and rivers. Zhou Xuan accompanied Liu Jixing into the wooden building, but saw that the entire wooden building was a huge circular corridor with a circular site in the middle.
Zhou Xuan leaned down with the thick log railing and looked down. He saw that the circular corridor was four meters high from the circular site below. The circular site was arranged in the shape of the eight trigrams, with each trigram separated by wooden fences. Eight statues of beasts were shaped in the center of the site, which were nothing more than tigers, leopards, and bears. The bottom floor of the circular corridor should be a beast cage. At this time, there were no beasts in the site, but the roar of beasts could be heard under the floor slabs at the bottom of the feet.
Zhou Xuan carefully looked at the venue environment and became calculating. He called the three fools, four fools, and Yang Zongbao to the side, whispered a few words, and the three nodded together.
Yang Zongbao also knew that this matter was extremely risky, but the young man's nature was able to tell Zhou Xuan that he was eager to try it out by talking about the word "meaning".
Liu Jixing called out: "Zhou Xuan——"
Zhou Xuan approached and said, "Your Majesty——"
Liu Jixing asked: "Who of your three men can fight against a lion and tiger with bare hands?"
Zhou Xuan waved his hand to Sanchi, and Sanchi took two steps to sing a fat look. Zhou Xuan said: "Your Majesty, it's him. Zhou Sanxi, can hide tigers on land and capture dragons in the sea. Someone once gave a couplet - 'Boxing the tiger in the South Mountain, kicking the dragon in the North Sea'."
Liu Jixing looked at Sanchi up and down a few times. Seeing that Sanchi was not very majestic, he didn't believe that this person could fight against the lion and tiger, and asked, "Zhou Sanchi, how many girls can you control at night?"
Zhou Xuan and Sanchi were both stunned. Sanchi asked, "What did Your Majesty say? The grass-roots don't understand?"
Liu Jixing looked disdainful and said, "What a stupid thing. I don't understand even though the women at night, so I have to talk more about it-" explained, "Just ask how many women can satisfy you overnight?"
Sanchi scolded Liu Jixing in his heart, and said humbly on the surface: "Caomin -Caomin can only control one girl."
Liu Jixing shook his head repeatedly: "How can you do that can only control one woman? All brave people are full of energy. You can only control one woman. Even I am not as good as me. What kind of courage can I have! I am over 60 years old, but I can still control two women at night."
Zhou Xuan wiped sweat from his forehead. It was really strange. This emperor, known as castrated subjects, actually admired his sexual ability so much. He immediately argued: "Your Majesty, this Zhou Sanchi is really capable of being a ten-girl girl in Ye, but his wife is jealous and will not let him control her."
Liu Jixing nodded and said, "So that's it, that's it. Well, I just depend on how you fight the lion and tiger with bare hands. If you really have the courage, I will choose ten women in Baoqing Palace to control it. Even if I am my concubine and talented, I will not hesitate to do so." As he said that, he slapped the back of a pair of beautiful girls with his hands. These beautiful girls should be sisters, probably twin sisters, with a very similar appearance, with long eyebrows on the temples and raised their eyebrows, which are extremely beautiful.
The beautiful sister "Girl" laughed sweetly, glanced at the three crazy people, and she kept throwing out the autumn waves in front of the emperor, with the eyes and eyebrows full of spring. It seems that Liu Jixing encouraged them to hook up with men. It is said that Liu Jixing often ordered the eunuch to come to the palace to have sex with the concubines. It seems that the rumors are true.
However, Sanchi was frightened by these demons and beautiful girls, and was even more scared than facing hundreds of thousands of soldiers.
Chen Yanshou and Li Tuo learned that the emperor brought Zhou Xuan to the Beast Garden, and the two of them arrived one after another.
When Zhou Xuan heard that the pair of sisters, Meiji, called Li Tuo Daddy, he realized that these were Li Tuo's two daughters, one of the imperial concubines and the other one of the talented people.
Chen Yanshou glanced at Zhou Xuan and reported to Liu Jixing: "Your Majesty, that insect-fighting envoy is here."
Liu Jixing said: "Then let's drive it out."
Chen Yanshou replied, "Yes." He ordered an eunuch to say a few words, and the eunuch hurried down.
After a while, I heard the sound of a whip striking. A person ran out from the opposite circle of the corridor with his head in his arms. The gate behind him closed with a "bang". The man slowly lowered his hand, turned his head and looked around, suddenly hugged his head again, screaming in fear.
The four cynics whispered in Zhou Xuan's ear: "It's the fighter."
Zhou Xuan valued friendship and always tried his best to do what he had promised others. Even if this person had nothing to do with him, he immediately bowed to Liu Jixing and said, "Your Majesty, the brave one who wins the battle between two insects has nothing to do with the battle insect envoy. Yesterday, the envoy asked His Highness for love from His Highness the Crown Prince. Regardless of the victory or defeat, don't hurt the life of the fight insect envoy. Your Highness also agreed to the envoy and ask His Majesty to be kind."
Liu Jixing laughed, with whip marks on his face twisting and wriggling like a centipede, and it was extremely ferocious, saying, "If he could spend two quarters of an Indian lion, I would spare his life."
Sanchi responded: "The grass people are willing to fight the lion with bare hands."
Chen Yanshou, on the other hand, secretly praised him. He had seen the martial arts of the Four Idiots and was ashamed of himself. Unexpectedly, Zhou Xuan had this powerful man around him. He had never seen this person all the way from Jinling. Did he arrive recently?
But Liu Jixing smiled and said, "Zhou Sanchi will not fight the lion. I have arranged a tiger for you to fight. It is ten times more ferocious than this Indian lion. Haha, if Zhou Xuan is willing to fight the Indian lion, then I am willing to spare the fighting insect."
Zhou Xuan sneered in his heart, and had decided to kill the tyrant, and smiled with a smile on his face: "The envoy has no power to tie a chicken. How can he fight a lion? It depends on how this person and lion fight, so that the envoy can open his eyes—"
Liu Jixing spread his hands and an eunuch presented a red round tube to his hand. Liu Jixing threw it down to the circular field below. The round tube was a firecracker. As soon as it landed, it exploded with a "bang", which scared the fighting insect.
The fighting insect envoy looked up here. When he saw Liu Jixing, he quickly knelt down and shouted to spare his life. He suddenly heard a low and powerful beast roar behind him. He turned around in horror and saw a golden Indian lion stepping out of the beast railing and slowly walking towards him.
The fighting insect made the worm so scared that he had nowhere to escape, so he tried his best to climb the partition of the site. The partition was a wooden wall made of logs and could not climb up at all. The fighting insect made the worm ran desperately in the partition of less than a hundred steps in the radius of space. The Indian lion followed him slowly.
The location where Zhou Xuan and Liu Jixing were located was above the Qian hexagram, while the Dou Zhe and the Tianzhu lion were located at the Xun hexagram, six or seven feet apart. I heard the Dou Zhe running around and shouting, and I couldn't bear to hear it.
Zhou Xuan said: "Your Majesty, here is far away. Do you move there and look at the railing? The lion bites people, which is much more interesting than fighting insects."
Liu Jixing said, "I am just thinking of this." He didn't sit on the chariot and took Concubine Li, Li Cairen walked around the corridor to watch the lion fighting, Chen Yanshou and Li Tuo followed behind.
The lion of the sky had been hungry for three days, hungry and fierce. At first, he ran with the fighter's worm twice. Then he became impatient and stretched his bloody mouth. With a "click", he tore the fighter's worm's clothes on his back and bit off a piece of buttocks, and blood spilled on the ground.
Zhou Xuan looked around and saw that the guards of Baoqing Palace were several feet apart. Apart from the four of them, there were Liu Jixing and his concubines and eunuchs. Li Tuo should have no martial arts skills, only Chen Yanshou was a master. This opportunity is really rare now, and he didn't care about any complete plans. He fought against the three cynical people, Yang Zongbao and the other two nodded.
The three fools are on the left side of Liu Jixing, and Yang Zongbao is on the right side of Liu Jixing. The two pretend to be on the railing to watch the lion devouring people. They used their strength together. The thick and strong corridor guardrail cannot be used as the divine power of the two. With a "creaking", they suddenly leaned outward.
It was a long time to say that, Zhou Xuan and Si Chi had been waiting behind Liu Jixing. Zhou Xuan deliberately tripped under his feet and fell to the ground. He bumped into the beautiful Li Ji who was standing on the side, like a domino. Li Cairen shouted and threw himself on Liu Jixing.
Liu Jixing's guardrail, which was not protected from supporting, suddenly broke and rushed forward. Fortunately, the railing was not completely broken and fell down. Concubine Li was dragging it between his legs, stabbing his body. Unexpectedly, Li Cairen suddenly supported his back. His legs were a little weak, so he couldn't control it now. He fell into the Colosseum with Concubine Li under his crotch.
Zhou Xuan shouted: "No, Your Majesty has fallen from the stairs!"
Chen Yanshou had sharp eyes. Just now, Yang Zongbao pushed the railing hard and saw that something was wrong. Seeing Liu Jixing falling, he was anxious to get up and wanted to catch Zhou Xuan, but was stopped by the four mysterious people.
Zhou Xuan turned around suddenly, stared at Chen Yanshou and said, "Chen Huangmen, should you go down to save His Majesty or let Li Huangmen go?"
Chen Yanshou was so sly, and his mind turned sharply, and he shouted, "Your Majesty is in danger, Li Huangmen should save the Lord!" He squeezed among the crowd of panic, grabbed Li Tuo's back with one hand, and gave it lightly. Li Tuo also fell downstairs. He did not do it, but he kept pushing Li Tuo's other daughter down the Colosseum, and then shouted the warrior to save the person.
This circular corridor is actually quite spacious, but there are many concubines and eunuchs, and a large number of soldiers are coming. The situation is chaotic, and several concubines and eunuchs are squeezed down from the railings.
Zhou Xuan looked down and Liu Jixing was lying straight, probably dead. The high corridor was four feet above the ground. It was difficult to survive if it fell down. The few people who fell down behind him were not dead because they were cushions below. They struggled to get up with their legs and arms broken, but they saw the hungry Indian lion and Chaozhou tiger rushing up with blood teeth.
When Prince Xuezhu and Lu Qiongxian arrived, the lions and tigers in the field had been shot and killed. Those who fell and could move were long ago been bitten by the lions and tigers. Although those who could not move were not bitten, they were not far from death. Liu Jixing was not dead at that time. He broke his neck and sent it back to the "Xianxiang Palace" before he died.
Zhou Xuan stole the space and said to Chen Yanshou: "Master Chen, please do it yourself."
Chen Yanshou looked at Zhou Xuan and felt chilling. This man was so scary that he could not offend him. He bowed and said, "Let the county magistrate send him."
Because Liu Jixing collapsed violently, Zhou Xuan and the other two were unable to leave the palace for a while. They did not return to the inn until night. Lin Ji, Xiao Xuxiang and others were almost dying of anxiety. Only then did they feel relieved when they saw that Zhou Xuan was safe.
Three days later, Prince Xuezhu Liu Shousu inherited the throne, with the reign title of "Yongping", and Chen Yanshou was promoted to the Inner Grand Tutor.
Zhou Xuan was worried that Lu Qiongxian would be suspicious and would not give up so well, but there was no movement. It must be that Chen Yanshou had concealed his good mediation, or that the fairy who knew the number of heaven accepted his fate.
On September 18th, Chen Yanshou came to invite Zhou Xuan to the palace to discuss the marriage between Princess Yuexiu Liu Shouzhen and Prince Li Jian of Tang. Lu Qiongxian had agreed to the marriage and sent an envoy to Jinling to follow Zhou Xuan to discuss the specific matters of the marriage.
On September 23, Zhou Xuan and his party, together with the Northern Song Dynasty Douzeng Envoy, the Southern Han Dynasty's marriage envoy left the Xingwang Mansion and went to the Panyu coast, and returned to the country by sea. Liu Shousu led civil servants and officials below the Nei Taishi to personally send them to the Yuejiang Wharf, reluctant to leave.
Chapter completed!